(girl) I sound like a 14 year old, but my boobs are huge!
(giggling)
(Ian) SHUT UP!!
Okay, so the directions say that you should take--
Yeah, yeah, whatever.
- Mmm. - Great!
You only left me, like...
two pills!
Well, I guess one of us is gonna have
a way cooler voice for the audition then.
(speaking Japanese)
I've searched long and hard for someone to voice
the hero, Bathuhansumaru, for my new anime.
And who might you be?
(squeaky voice) Hi, my name is Ian and...
What the f*cking frick?!
Noooooo! (sobbing)
(laughter)
(speaking Japanese)
Wow! I haven't heard a full-grown man
have such a kawaii girl voice!
- (speaking Japanese) - And who might you be?
(extra deep voice) Uh, hi. I'm Anthony and--
Holy smokes, I sound like the sexiest,
strongest, buffest, blackest man on Earth.
Um...e-excuse me for a moment, kind sirs.
(blubbering)
Life is ruined!
This was my dream and my greed has destroyed it!
I am so sad!
You don't sound sad.
Can't you see I'm crying tears of sadness?
My heart feels like it's going to shrivel up and fall out of my anus.
I just want to die!
(whining)
(whining continues)
(more blubbering and whining)
Okay!
You can shut the hell up now.
(speaking Japanese)
Happy to have both of you boys back!
To get an idea of your acting ability,
I'm gonna have you read some famous lines from other animes.
DEATH NOTE KIRA'S LAUGH
(delightfully evil cackle)
(giggles childishly)
That's right! I am Kira.
I am writing down notes.
ATTACK ON TITAN EREN'S MOTHER'S DEATH
(deep voice) The Titans are coming in. Eren!
Take Mikasa and ruuuuuun!
(shrill voice) I will carry you and run.
Please, just listen to what I say for once.
Just one last time...
(groaning)
Nooooooo!
I am writing down notes!
(speaking testily in Japanese)
You don't have to translate my actions, you idiot!
(speaking angrily in Japanese)
You also don't have to translate whatever I say directly to you!
(speaking with frustration)
Holy sh*t! You're really dumb.
I'm taking notes again!
- (screaming in Japanese) - AAAH!
(punching, screams of pain, and shattering glass)
Now we will have you read lines from our totally new, original show,
Attack on Sailor Death Ball Z: Bebop Alchemist.
What?! You guys just took all the names
of all the popular animes and just SMASHED--
No matter how far this Death Ball Z takes us,
I'm still [?] who was killed by Titans and dragons.
Dang it. If we don't get into Neo-Tokyo
before the giant tentacle monsters attack
our high school robot slave women,
we'll never be able to merge into our final forms.
Yaaaaataaa!
Hentai.
(speaking angrily in Japanese)
Oh my god!
That was the worst reading I've ever heard in my life.
Get the f*ck out of my anime dojo now!
(sobbing girlishly)
Dammit, I have failed the honor of my famliy.
It's a shame he was such a terrible actor.
His voice was so undeniably sexy.
I'm glad it's finally over.
I've been holding in a fart the whole time.
(farting)
I must do something to turn this around.
Hey. If you give us voice roles for your anime,
I'll let you attack my Death Ball Z.
Mmmm.
Dammit! His sexy man voice level is over 9,000!!!
I'm so excited to hear my voice as one of the main characters of
Attack on Sailor Death Ball Z: Bebop Alchemist High Schooler!
Yeah, man. Me too.
Come on, Muzaz! Let's go kill some Mecadragons!
That's not either of our voices.
According to my calculations, we'll intercept them in five minutes!
Yo, man. I think your calculations were wrong.
Wait, that's it?! We're dead already?
And I was just a fricking squirrel for like two seconds?
Awesome!
Yeah, pimpin' my body out to the director was totally worth it.
(laughter and giggling)
(giggling continues)
Seriously, shut the f*ck up.
Hey, guys! Thanks so much for watching!
Click the video on the left to see bloopers and this:
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And click that sexy video on the right to see the series premiere
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Panty dagger!
See, Noodles? Totally normal.
Dat girl got some nice jubblies. Mmmm.
And click that subscribe button and I will love you forever
and ever and--(giggling)
(giggling continues)
Girl. Shut the hell up.