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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.53,0:00:03.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(girl) I sound like a 14 year old,\Nbut my boobs are huge!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.34,0:00:04.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(giggling)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.67,0:00:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ian) SHUT UP!!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.03,0:00:10.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, so the directions say \Nthat you should take--
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.11,0:00:11.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.73,0:00:15.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Mmm.\N- Great!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.73,0:00:17.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You only left me, like...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.99,0:00:19.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,two pills!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.01,0:00:21.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I guess one of us is gonna have
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.08,0:00:23.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a way cooler voice for the audition then.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.36,0:00:34.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(speaking Japanese)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.55,0:00:36.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've searched long and hard \Nfor someone to voice
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.92,0:00:39.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the hero, Bathuhansumaru, \Nfor my new anime.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.97,0:00:41.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And who might you be?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.50,0:00:43.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(squeaky voice) Hi, my name is Ian and...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.26,0:00:44.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the f*cking frick?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.26,0:00:46.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noooooo! (sobbing)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.74,0:00:47.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.93,0:00:49.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(speaking Japanese)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.23,0:00:51.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow! I haven't heard a full-grown man
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.14,0:00:52.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have such a kawaii girl voice!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.59,0:00:54.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (speaking Japanese)\N- And who might you be?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.83,0:00:57.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(extra deep voice) Uh, hi. I'm Anthony and--
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.46,0:01:00.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holy smokes, I sound like the sexiest,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.52,0:01:03.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,strongest, buffest, blackest man on Earth.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.50,0:01:07.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um...e-excuse me for a moment, kind sirs.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.74,0:01:10.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(blubbering)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.97,0:01:12.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Life is ruined!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.30,0:01:15.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This was my dream and\Nmy greed has destroyed it!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.53,0:01:17.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am so sad!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.71,0:01:19.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't sound sad.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.21,0:01:21.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can't you see I'm crying tears of sadness?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.33,0:01:24.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My heart feels like it's going \Nto shrivel up and fall out of my anus.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.24,0:01:26.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just want to die!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.15,0:01:29.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(whining)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.78,0:01:31.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(whining continues)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.100,0:01:36.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(more blubbering and whining)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.41,0:01:37.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.50,0:01:38.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can shut the hell up now.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.73,0:01:44.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(speaking Japanese)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.57,0:01:46.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Happy to have both of you boys back!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.34,0:01:47.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To get an idea of your acting ability,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.88,0:01:50.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna have you read some \Nfamous lines from other animes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.37,0:01:52.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DEATH NOTE\NKIRA'S LAUGH
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.85,0:01:58.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(delightfully evil cackle)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.56,0:02:07.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(giggles childishly)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.56,0:02:10.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's right! I am Kira.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.73,0:02:14.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am writing down notes.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.53,0:02:16.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ATTACK ON TITAN\NEREN'S MOTHER'S DEATH
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.50,0:02:18.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(deep voice) The Titans are coming in. Eren!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.98,0:02:21.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take Mikasa and ruuuuuun!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.59,0:02:23.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(shrill voice) I will carry you and run.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.49,0:02:27.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please, just listen \Nto what I say for once.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.40,0:02:30.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just one last time...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.15,0:02:31.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(groaning)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.50,0:02:34.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nooooooo!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.58,0:02:36.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am writing down notes!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.24,0:02:37.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(speaking testily in Japanese)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.96,0:02:40.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't have to translate \Nmy actions, you idiot!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.34,0:02:43.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(speaking angrily in Japanese)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.31,0:02:45.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You also don't have to translate \Nwhatever I say directly to you!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.71,0:02:48.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(speaking with frustration)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.61,0:02:50.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holy sh*t! You're really dumb.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.56,0:02:52.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm taking notes again!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.74,0:02:54.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (screaming in Japanese)\N- AAAH!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.12,0:02:56.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(punching, screams of pain, and shattering glass)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.87,0:02:59.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now we will have you read lines\Nfrom our totally new, original show,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.96,0:03:02.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Attack on Sailor Death Ball Z:\NBebop Alchemist.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.14,0:03:04.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?! You guys just took all the names
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.68,0:03:06.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of all the popular animes and just SMASHED--
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.11,0:03:10.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No matter how far this Death Ball Z takes us,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.46,0:03:14.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm still [?] who was killed\Nby Titans and dragons.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.59,0:03:16.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dang it. If we don't get into Neo-Tokyo
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.82,0:03:19.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,before the giant tentacle monsters attack
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.12,0:03:21.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,our high school robot slave women,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.32,0:03:24.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we'll never be able to merge \Ninto our final forms.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.68,0:03:26.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yaaaaataaa!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.49,0:03:28.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hentai.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.08,0:03:32.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(speaking angrily in Japanese)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.08,0:03:33.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.59,0:03:36.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was the worst reading\NI've ever heard in my life.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.79,0:03:39.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get the f*ck out of my anime dojo now!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.72,0:03:43.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sobbing girlishly)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.74,0:03:46.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dammit, I have failed the honor of my famliy.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.23,0:03:49.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a shame he was such a terrible actor.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.64,0:03:51.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His voice was so undeniably sexy.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.96,0:03:53.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm glad it's finally over.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.75,0:03:56.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've been holding in a fart the whole time.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.47,0:03:57.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(farting)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.97,0:04:01.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I must do something to turn this around.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.26,0:04:05.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey. If you give us \Nvoice roles for your anime,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.75,0:04:09.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll let you attack my Death Ball Z.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.84,0:04:10.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mmmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.86,0:04:14.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dammit! His sexy man voice level is over 9,000!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.22,0:04:19.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so excited to hear my voice\Nas one of the main characters of
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.84,0:04:23.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Attack on Sailor Death Ball Z:{\i0}\N{\i1}Bebop Alchemist High Schooler{\i0}!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.42,0:04:25.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, man. Me too.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.67,0:04:30.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, Muzaz!\NLet's go kill some Mecadragons!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.70,0:04:33.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not either of our voices.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.82,0:04:37.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,According to my calculations, \Nwe'll intercept them in five minutes!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.15,0:04:41.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo, man. I think your calculations were wrong.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.06,0:04:49.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, that's it?! We're dead already?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.16,0:04:51.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I was just a fricking squirrel \Nfor like two seconds?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.22,0:04:53.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Awesome!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.35,0:04:57.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, pimpin' my body out \Nto the director was totally worth it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.64,0:05:00.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter and giggling)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.92,0:05:07.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(giggling continues)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.12,0:05:11.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seriously, shut the f*ck up.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.24,0:05:17.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, guys! Thanks so much for watching!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.47,0:05:20.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Click the video on the left \Nto see bloopers and this:
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.08,0:05:22.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- ♪ Cake farts ♪\N- (beatboxing)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.22,0:05:24.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Cake, cake, cake farts ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.84,0:05:27.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And click that sexy video on the right \Nto see the series premiere
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.49,0:05:29.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of our anime, {\i1}Oishi High School Battle{\i0}.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.43,0:05:31.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Panty dagger!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.10,0:05:36.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See, Noodles? Totally normal.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.06,0:05:40.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dat girl got some nice jubblies. Mmmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.21,0:05:44.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And click that subscribe button \Nand I will love you forever
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.14,0:05:47.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and ever and--(giggling)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.44,0:05:51.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(giggling continues)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.52,0:05:53.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Girl. Shut the hell up.