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(girl) I sound like a 14 year old,[br]but my boobs are huge!

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(giggling)

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(Ian) SHUT UP!!

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Okay, so the directions say [br]that you should take--

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Yeah, yeah, whatever.

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- Mmm.[br]- Great!

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You only left me, like...

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two pills!

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Well, I guess one of us is gonna have

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a way cooler voice for the audition then.

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(speaking Japanese)

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I've searched long and hard [br]for someone to voice

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the hero, Bathuhansumaru, [br]for my new anime.

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And who might you be?

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(squeaky voice) Hi, my name is Ian and...

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What the f*cking frick?!

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Noooooo! (sobbing)

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(laughter)

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(speaking Japanese)

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Wow! I haven't heard a full-grown man

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have such a kawaii girl voice!

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- (speaking Japanese)[br]- And who might you be?

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(extra deep voice) Uh, hi. I'm Anthony and--

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Holy smokes, I sound like the sexiest,

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strongest, buffest, blackest man on Earth.

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Um...e-excuse me for a moment, kind sirs.

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(blubbering)

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Life is ruined!

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This was my dream and[br]my greed has destroyed it!

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I am so sad!

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You don't sound sad.

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Can't you see I'm crying tears of sadness?

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My heart feels like it's going [br]to shrivel up and fall out of my anus.

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I just want to die!

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(whining)

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(whining continues)

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(more blubbering and whining)

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Okay!

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You can shut the hell up now.

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(speaking Japanese)

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Happy to have both of you boys back!

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To get an idea of your acting ability,

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I'm gonna have you read some [br]famous lines from other animes.

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DEATH NOTE[br]KIRA'S LAUGH

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(delightfully evil cackle)

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(giggles childishly)

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That's right! I am Kira.

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I am writing down notes.

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ATTACK ON TITAN[br]EREN'S MOTHER'S DEATH

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(deep voice) The Titans are coming in. Eren!

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Take Mikasa and ruuuuuun!

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(shrill voice) I will carry you and run.

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Please, just listen [br]to what I say for once.

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Just one last time...

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(groaning)

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Nooooooo!

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I am writing down notes!

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(speaking testily in Japanese)

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You don't have to translate [br]my actions, you idiot!

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(speaking angrily in Japanese)

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You also don't have to translate [br]whatever I say directly to you!

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(speaking with frustration)

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Holy sh*t! You're really dumb.

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I'm taking notes again!

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- (screaming in Japanese)[br]- AAAH!

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(punching, screams of pain, and shattering glass)

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Now we will have you read lines[br]from our totally new, original show,

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<i>Attack on Sailor Death Ball Z:[br]Bebop Alchemist.</i>

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What?! You guys just took all the names

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of all the popular animes and just SMASHED--

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No matter how far this Death Ball Z takes us,

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I'm still [?] who was killed[br]by Titans and dragons.

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Dang it. If we don't get into Neo-Tokyo

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before the giant tentacle monsters attack

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our high school robot slave women,

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we'll never be able to merge [br]into our final forms.

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Yaaaaataaa!

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Hentai.

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(speaking angrily in Japanese)

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Oh my god!

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That was the worst reading[br]I've ever heard in my life.

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Get the f*ck out of my anime dojo now!

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(sobbing girlishly)

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Dammit, I have failed the honor of my famliy.

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It's a shame he was such a terrible actor.

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His voice was so undeniably sexy.

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I'm glad it's finally over.

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I've been holding in a fart the whole time.

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(farting)

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I must do something to turn this around.

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Hey. If you give us [br]voice roles for your anime,

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I'll let you attack my Death Ball Z.

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Mmmm.

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Dammit! His sexy man voice level is over 9,000!!!

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I'm so excited to hear my voice[br]as one of the main characters of

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<i>Attack on Sailor Death Ball Z:</i>[br]<i>Bebop Alchemist High Schooler</i>!

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Yeah, man. Me too.

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Come on, Muzaz![br]Let's go kill some Mecadragons!

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That's not either of our voices.

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According to my calculations, [br]we'll intercept them in five minutes!

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Yo, man. I think your calculations were wrong.

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Wait, that's it?! We're dead already?

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And I was just a fricking squirrel [br]for like two seconds?

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Awesome!

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Yeah, pimpin' my body out [br]to the director was totally worth it.

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(laughter and giggling)

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(giggling continues)

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Seriously, shut the f*ck up.

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Hey, guys! Thanks so much for watching!

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Click the video on the left [br]to see bloopers and this:

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- ♪ Cake farts ♪[br]- (beatboxing)

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♪ Cake, cake, cake farts ♪

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And click that sexy video on the right [br]to see the series premiere

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of our anime, <i>Oishi High School Battle</i>.

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Panty dagger!

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See, Noodles? Totally normal.

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Dat girl got some nice jubblies. Mmmm.

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And click that subscribe button [br]and I will love you forever

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and ever and--(giggling)

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(giggling continues)

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Girl. Shut the hell up.