We're going to start discussing men's brains and women's brains and how they're very different from each other.

Now, I want to start with men's brains, alright?

Now men's brains are very unique.

Men's brains are made up of little boxes.

And we have a box for everything.

We have a box for the car,

a box for the money,

we have a box for the job

we have a box for you,

we have a box for the kids

we have a box for your mother somewhere in the basement

We have boxes everywhere

And the rule is: the boxes do not touch.

When a man discusses a particular subject:

we go to that particular box,

pull that box out,

we open the box,

we discuss only what is in that box,

alright?

And then we close the box and put it away,

being very, very careful NOT to touch any other boxes.

Women's brains are very different from men's brains

Women's brains are made up from a big ball of wire

and everything is connected to everything

The money is connected to the car,

the car is connected to your job,

and your kids are connected to your mother and everything is connected to everything

It's like the internet super highway

And it's all driven by energy that we call emotion

It's one of the reasons why women tend to remember

everything

because if you take an event, and you connect it to an emotion,

it burns in your memory and you can remember it forever

The same thing happens to men, it just doesn't happen very often, because frankly: we don't care

Women tend to care about everything.

And she just loves it

Now men, we have a box in our brain that most women are not aware of

This particular box

has nothing in it

It's true

In fact, we call it "the nothing-box"

And of all the boxes a man has in his brain,

the nothing box is our favourite box

If a man has a chance, he will go to his nothing-box every time

That's why a man can do something seemingly brain-dead for hours on end

You know, like fishing

Now, they've actually measured this;

the university of Pennsylvania did a study a couple of years ago

and discovered that men have the ability to think about absolutely nothing

and still breathe

They connected all the wires and measured the brain-activity

It's ..................................

"Our brain is dead!"

"Huh?"

Women cannot do it; they cannot do it, their minds never stop

And they don't understand the nothing box

and it drives them crazy

because nothing drives a woman more crazy

or makes her feel more irritated

than watching a man doing nothing.