0:01:37.569,0:01:39.736
HeIIo

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Yes?

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What?

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Sir, kindly switch off your[br]mobile phone

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Just one sec, pIease

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Excuse me

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Sir, please sit down

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Captain, there's a[br]medical emergency

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A passenger has just[br]faIlen down in the aisIe

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DeIhi, Air India 101 returning[br]due to medical emergency

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Excuse me, sir

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HoId on!

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I'm fine now, thanks.[br]Carry on, please

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Wait

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Get the car![br]- Mr. Dhillon?

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Want the name tattooed?[br]Get the car

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To the hotel, sir?

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Yes, yes, but via Vasant Vihar

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Step on the gas, dude!

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Yeah, Farhan?

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Get ready. I'll pick you up[br]in five minutes

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What happened?

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Chatur called. Remember him?

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The 'Silencer'?

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Yeah

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He said Rancho is coming

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What?

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He said - Come to the campus at 8.[br]On the tank

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Oh shucks!

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Hurry!

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Ok

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Honey, I'll be back soon.[br]Oh, shoes

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We found our buddy

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What?

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TeIl me later - bye

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You forgot your pants

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Now to the hoteI, sir?

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Yes, but via[br]Imperial ColIege of Engineering

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Ok sir

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Forgot my socks

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More than just your socks

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Your pants

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Oh no

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Now get my brother[br]from the airport

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Same Iast name - Dhillon

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This is DhilIon.[br]Where's my cab? On the runway?

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Hey Rancho

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Hey Chatur, where's Rancho?

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Rancho

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Where's Rancho?

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WeIcome, idiots

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Some 'madeira' for you?

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The same rum you[br]guzzled those days

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Have a drink

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Where is Rancho?

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Patience. First look at this

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Don't eye my wife. Check out[br]the mansion behind, idiots

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$ 3.5 million

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Swimming pooI - heated!

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Living room - maple wood flooring

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My new Lambhorghini 6496 cc -

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very fast

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Why're you showing us all this?

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Forgot?

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What's this?

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'5th September'. Today's date

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I chaIlenge you

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We'll meet again after ten years

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Same day. Same place

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We'll see who's more successful

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Have the balIs? C'mon, bet!

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Remember? I'd challenged[br]that idiot right here

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I kept my promise. I'm back

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Jackass! I aborted a fIight,[br]he forgot his pants

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alI to meet Rancho

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5 years we've searched.[br]Don't know if he's alive

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and you think he'll show up[br]for your silIy bet

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I know he won't show up

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You gonna break his jaw[br]or should I

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So why'd you caIl us here?

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To meet Rancho

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Come and see where I've reached[br]and where he rots

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So you know where Rancho is?

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Yes

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Where?

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He is in Shimla

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Free as the wind was he

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Like a soaring kite was he

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Where did he go... let's find him

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Free as the wind was he

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Like a soaring kite was he

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Where did he go... let's find him

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We were led by the path we took

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While he carved a path of his own

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Stumbling, rising, carefree walked he

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We fretted about the morrow

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He simply reveled in today

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Living each moment to the fullest

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Where did he come from...

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He who touched our[br]hearts and vanished...

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Where did he go... let's find him

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In scorching Sun,[br]he was like a patch of shade...

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In an endless desert, like an oasis...

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On a bruised heart,[br]like soothing balm was he

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Afraid, we stayed confined in the well

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Fearless, he frolicked in the river

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Never hesitating to swim[br]against the tide

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He wandered lonesome as a cloud

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... Yet he was our dearest friend

0:10:49.611,0:10:53.361
Where did he go... let's find him

0:10:53.361,0:10:54.652
Rancho

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Ranchhoddas Shamaldas Chanchad

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He was as unique as his name

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From birth we were taught -[br]Life is a race

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Run fast or you'll be trampled

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Even to be born, one had to race[br]300 million sperms

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1978. I was born at 5.15 pm

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At 5.16, my father announced

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My son will be an engineer.[br]- Farhan Qureshi. B.Tech. Engineer

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And my fate was sealed

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What I wanted to be... no one asked

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Raju Rastogi...[br]Ranchhoddas Chanchad

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Room number?

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D-26

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C'mon

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I'm Man Mohan. MM

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These engineers call me[br]MiIlimeter

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For eggs, bread, milk, laundry

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finishing journals,[br]copying assignments

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I'm your guy. Fixed rates.[br]No bargaining

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Hey wait, hoId this

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Meet Kilobyte, Megabyte[br]and their mother Gigabyte

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Go ahead, click -[br]this family doesn't bite

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Check him out...[br]another God-fearing soul

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Hi. Farhan Qureshi[br]- I'm Raju Rastogi

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Don't worry

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a few days here and[br]he'll lose faith in God

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Then naked babes will be[br]on the wall, and he'll say -

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Oh God,[br]give me one chance with her

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Get out of here

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Four bucks. Two per bag

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Here's five. Keep the change

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Thanks boss. For your tip,[br]here's one in return -

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Wear your best underwear tonight

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Why?

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Your Majesty, thou art great

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Accept this humble offering

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Ha... here's a He-Man

0:13:35.486,0:13:39.777
What a pretty piece.[br]Cute and compact

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A campus tradition - On Day 1...

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Freshmen must pay[br]their respects to Seniors

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in their underwear.

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This is when we first saw Rancho

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Spiderman

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Batman

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Fresh meat

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Greetings.[br]Drop your pants, get stamped

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Name?

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'Ranchhoddas Shamaldas Chanchad'

0:14:18.902,0:14:22.652
What a mouthful![br]Needs serious cramming

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Come on - pants off

0:14:25.361,0:14:33.444
Being stubborn?

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Wet pants not good, kiddo.[br]Take them off

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AaI izz well[br]- What's that?

0:14:39.236,0:14:40.902
AaI izz Well

0:14:40.902,0:14:42.277
What did he say?

0:14:42.277,0:14:45.444
Someone tell him.[br]Hey James Bond

0:14:45.444,0:14:48.069
Make him understand

0:14:48.069,0:14:50.527
Take off your pants or[br]they are going to piss on you

0:14:50.527,0:14:53.152
Hey 007![br]Ashamed to speak Hindi?

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Sorry sir, I was born in Uganda,[br]studied in Pondicherry

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so little slow in Hindi

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So explain sIowIy. No hurry

0:15:03.902,0:15:05.736
Feeling cold?

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Pray undress

0:15:08.361,0:15:14.111
or he'll do[br]'urine-expulsion' on you

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CaIls pissing 'urine-expuIsion'!

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A true linguist[br]in the land of engineers!

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Hey, come out of there

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Come out or...

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or I'Il do 'urine-expuIsion'[br]on your door

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If you aren't out by[br]the count of ten

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I'Il do 'urine-expulsion'[br]on your door alI semester

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One

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Two

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Three

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Four

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Five

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Six

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Seven

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Eight

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Nine

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Ten

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Salt water is a great conductor[br]of electricity. 8th Grade Physics

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We had studied it.[br]He applied it

0:18:09.986,0:18:14.444
Dr. Viru Sahastrabuddhe[br]was the Director of ICE

0:18:14.444,0:18:17.902
Students called him Virus,[br]computer Virus

0:18:17.902,0:18:20.694
Virus on the way, with eggs

0:18:20.694,0:18:24.527
Freshmen are summoned.[br]Come quickly

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Virus was the most competitive[br]man we had ever seen

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He couldn't bear anyone[br]getting ahead of him

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To save time,[br]his shirts had Velcro

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and his ties had hooks

0:18:42.611,0:18:50.361
He'd trained his mind to write[br]with both hands simultaneously

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Everyday at 2 pm he took a[br]7 1/2 minute power nap

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with an opera as lullaby

0:18:59.319,0:19:00.986
Govind, his valet, had instructions

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to carry out all unproductive tasks[br]such as shaving, nail-cutting etc

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What is this?[br]- Sir, nest

0:19:26.694,0:19:29.111
Whose?[br]- A koel bird's nest, sir

0:19:29.111,0:19:31.402
Wrong

0:19:31.402,0:19:34.111
A koeI bird never makes[br]her own nest

0:19:34.111,0:19:38.527
She lays her eggs in[br]other nests

0:19:38.527,0:19:43.361
And when they hatch,[br]what do they do?

0:19:43.361,0:19:52.986
They push the other eggs[br]out of the nest

0:19:52.986,0:19:55.319
Competition over

0:19:55.319,0:19:59.986
Their life begins with murder.[br]That's nature

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Compete or die

0:20:04.111,0:20:10.736
You aIso are Iike the koeI birds

0:20:10.736,0:20:15.527
And these are the eggs[br]you smashed to get into ICE

0:20:15.527,0:20:20.736
Don't forget, ICE gets[br]400,000 appIications a year

0:20:20.736,0:20:25.694
and only 200 are seIected - You!

0:20:25.694,0:20:32.569
And these? Finished.[br]Broken eggs

0:20:32.569,0:20:37.152
My son... he tried for three years

0:20:37.152,0:20:41.694
Rejected. Every time

0:20:41.694,0:20:44.319
Remember, life is a race

0:20:44.319,0:20:48.277
If you don't run fast,[br]you'lI get trampled

0:20:48.277,0:20:52.444
Let me teIl you a[br]very interesting story

0:20:52.444,0:20:54.986
This is an astronaut pen

0:20:54.986,0:20:58.444
Fountain pens and balIpoint pens[br]don't work in outer space

0:20:58.444,0:21:03.111
So scientists spent[br]milIions to invent this pen

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It can write at any angIe, in any[br]temperature, in zero gravity

0:21:07.736,0:21:09.861
One day, when I was a student

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the Director of our institute[br]calIed me

0:21:11.986,0:21:14.402
He said, 'Viru Sahastrabuddhe.'[br]I said, 'Yes sir'

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'Come here!'[br]I got scared

0:21:17.236,0:21:19.944
He showed me this pen

0:21:19.944,0:21:23.986
He said, 'This is a[br]symboI of excelIence'

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'I give it to you'

0:21:26.777,0:21:31.444
'When you come across an[br]extraordinary student Iike yourself

0:21:31.444,0:21:34.402
...pass it onto him'

0:21:34.402,0:21:38.861
For 32 years, I've been[br]waiting for that student

0:21:38.861,0:21:42.611
But no luck

0:21:42.611,0:21:47.486
Anyone here, who'll strive[br]to win this pen?

0:21:47.486,0:21:54.277
Good.[br]Put your hands down

0:21:54.277,0:21:57.152
Shall I post it on the notice board?[br]Hands down

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One question, sir

0:22:00.027,0:22:03.902
Sir, if pens didn't work[br]in outer space

0:22:03.902,0:22:08.319
why didn't the astronauts[br]use a pencil?

0:22:08.319,0:22:22.486
They'd have saved millions

0:22:22.486,0:22:27.986
I wilI get back to you on this

0:22:27.986,0:22:30.402
He zaps a Senior's privates[br]at night

0:22:30.402,0:22:33.902
fingers the Director in the day.[br]Best avoid him

0:22:33.902,0:22:36.152
You deflated Virus's erection

0:22:36.152,0:22:40.152
Your Majesty, thou art great.[br]Accept this humble offering

0:22:40.152,0:22:42.902
Buzz off.[br]You don't have school?

0:22:42.902,0:22:44.569
Who'lI pay for it? Your pop?

0:22:44.569,0:22:48.402
Keep off my dad![br]- Relax

0:22:48.402,0:22:52.111
For school you don't need[br]tuition money, just a uniform

0:22:52.111,0:22:58.236
Pick a schooI,[br]buy the uniform, slip into class

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In that sea of kids,[br]no one will notice

0:23:00.444,0:23:04.152
If I get caught?[br]- Then new uniform, new school

0:23:04.152,0:23:06.111
See that?[br]- He was different...

0:23:06.111,0:23:09.902
He challenged conventions[br]at every stage

0:23:09.902,0:23:13.527
A free-spirited bird had[br]landed in Virus's nest

0:23:13.527,0:23:17.069
We were robots, blindly following[br]our professors' commands

0:23:17.069,0:23:19.819
He was the only one[br]who was not a machine

0:23:19.819,0:23:27.611
What is a machine?

0:23:27.611,0:23:30.902
Why're you smiling?

0:23:30.902,0:23:34.277
Sir, to study Engineering[br]was a childhood dream

0:23:34.277,0:23:37.486
I'm so happy to be here finally

0:23:37.486,0:23:42.694
No need to be so happy.[br]Define a machine

0:23:42.694,0:23:46.402
A machine is anything that[br]reduces human effort

0:23:46.402,0:23:51.361
WiIl you please elaborate?

0:23:51.361,0:23:58.444
Anything that simplifies work,[br]or saves time, is a machine

0:23:58.444,0:24:00.819
It's a warm day, press a button,[br]get a blast of air

0:24:00.819,0:24:02.861
The fan... A machine!

0:24:02.861,0:24:06.319
Speak to a friend miles away.[br]The telephone... A machine!

0:24:06.319,0:24:09.986
Compute millions in seconds.[br]The calculator... A machine!

0:24:09.986,0:24:12.486
We're surrounded by machines

0:24:12.486,0:24:15.319
From a pen's nib to a pants' zip -[br]alI machines

0:24:15.319,0:24:20.611
Up and down in a second.[br]Up, down, up, down...

0:24:20.611,0:24:22.861
What is the definition?

0:24:22.861,0:24:26.194
I just gave it to you, sir

0:24:26.194,0:24:30.569
You'lI write this in the exam?[br]This is a machine - up, down...

0:24:30.569,0:24:33.236
Idiot! Anybody else?

0:24:33.236,0:24:34.361
Yes?

0:24:34.361,0:24:36.861
Sir, machines are any combination[br]of bodies so connected

0:24:36.861,0:24:38.569
that their relative motions[br]are constrained

0:24:38.569,0:24:41.111
and by which means, force[br]and motion may be transmitted

0:24:41.111,0:24:43.527
and modified as a screw[br]and its nut, or a lever arranged

0:24:43.527,0:24:46.361
to turn about a fulcrum[br]or a pulley about its pivot, etc

0:24:46.361,0:24:48.486
especially, a construction,[br]more or less complex

0:24:48.486,0:24:50.486
consisting of a combination[br]of moving parts, or

0:24:50.486,0:24:55.152
simple mechanical elements,[br]as wheels, levers, cams etc

0:24:55.152,0:24:56.402
Wonderful

0:24:56.402,0:24:58.111
Perfect. Please sit down

0:24:58.111,0:25:01.027
Thank you

0:25:01.027,0:25:04.069
But sir, I said the same thing,[br]in simple language

0:25:04.069,0:25:08.152
If you prefer simple language,[br]join an Arts and Commerce college

0:25:08.152,0:25:10.611
But sir, one must get[br]the meaning too

0:25:10.611,0:25:13.902
What's the point of blindIy[br]cramming a bookish definition

0:25:13.902,0:25:15.902
You think you're smarter[br]than the book?

0:25:15.902,0:25:21.027
Write the textbook definition, mister,[br]if you want to pass

0:25:21.027,0:25:23.777
But there are other books...[br]- Get out!

0:25:23.777,0:25:25.236
Why?

0:25:25.236,0:25:37.111
In simple language - Out!

0:25:37.111,0:25:40.111
Idiot!

0:25:40.111,0:25:44.194
So, we were discussing[br]the machine...

0:25:44.194,0:25:46.277
Why're you back?

0:25:46.277,0:25:47.986
I forgot something

0:25:47.986,0:25:49.986
What?

0:25:49.986,0:25:52.402
Instruments that record,[br]analyze, summarize, organize

0:25:52.402,0:25:54.861
debate and explain information;[br]that are illustrated, non-illustrated

0:25:54.861,0:25:56.944
hard-bound, paperback,[br]jacketed, non jacketed

0:25:56.944,0:25:58.986
with foreword, introduction,[br]table-of-contents, index

0:25:58.986,0:26:00.986
that are intended for the[br]enIightenment, understanding

0:26:00.986,0:26:02.777
enrichment, enhancement and[br]education of the human brain

0:26:02.777,0:26:10.736
through the sensory route of[br]vision, sometimes touch

0:26:10.736,0:26:12.944
What do you mean?

0:26:12.944,0:26:16.194
Books, sir

0:26:16.194,0:26:17.569
I forgot my books. May I?

0:26:17.569,0:26:19.652
Couldn't you ask simply?

0:26:19.652,0:26:28.402
I tried earlier, sir.[br]It simply didn't work

0:26:28.402,0:26:32.402
Professors kept Rancho[br]mostly out... seldom in

0:26:32.402,0:26:35.694
When thrown out of one class,[br]he'd slip into another

0:26:35.694,0:26:40.152
He said - First year or fourth year,[br]it's knowledge. Just grab it

0:26:40.152,0:26:42.319
He was unlike any of us

0:26:42.319,0:26:44.694
We fought for a shower[br]every morning

0:26:44.694,0:26:47.111
He'd bathe wherever[br]he found water

0:26:47.111,0:26:50.236
Morning, sir

0:26:50.236,0:26:51.944
Machines were his passion

0:26:51.944,0:26:56.569
When he spotted them,[br]he opened them

0:26:56.569,0:26:58.652
Some he could re-assemble...

0:26:58.652,0:27:00.861
some he couldn't

0:27:00.861,0:27:06.152
There was another, just like him

0:27:06.152,0:27:08.194
Joy Lobo

0:27:08.194,0:27:10.736
Sir. Excuse me, sir

0:27:10.736,0:27:12.861
Mr. Joy Lobo!

0:27:12.861,0:27:15.402
Sir, if I could know the[br]convocation dates...

0:27:15.402,0:27:16.319
Why?

0:27:16.319,0:27:18.527
Dad wants to make[br]train reservations

0:27:18.527,0:27:22.902
I'm the first engineer from my[br]viIlage. Everyone wants to attend

0:27:22.902,0:27:25.819
In that case, call your dad

0:27:25.819,0:27:34.277
Please hurry up.[br]Don't waste my time

0:27:34.277,0:27:35.277
HeIlo

0:27:35.277,0:27:38.486
Dad, the Director wants to[br]speak to you

0:27:38.486,0:27:39.694
Joy!

0:27:39.694,0:27:43.652
Mr. Lobo, your son won't[br]graduate this year

0:27:43.652,0:27:44.694
What happened, sir?

0:27:44.694,0:27:47.069
He has violated all deadlines

0:27:47.069,0:27:51.361
Mr. Lobo, it's an unrealistic project

0:27:51.361,0:27:53.277
He is making some[br]nonsense helicopter

0:27:53.277,0:28:00.111
I suggest you don't book[br]your tickets. I'm so sorry

0:28:00.111,0:28:03.069
Sir, I am this close, sir[br]- Is your project ready?

0:28:03.069,0:28:07.027
Is your project ready?[br]- Sir, see it once, please

0:28:07.027,0:28:08.819
Submit it, and we'll consider

0:28:08.819,0:28:11.236
Sir, a small extension...[br]- Why, why shouId I?

0:28:11.236,0:28:14.486
After dad's stroke,[br]I couIdn't focus for two months

0:28:14.486,0:28:16.069
Did you stop eating?

0:28:16.069,0:28:17.486
No

0:28:17.486,0:28:19.569
Stopped bathing?

0:28:19.569,0:28:20.569
So why stop studying?

0:28:20.569,0:28:23.402
Sir, I'm very cIose.[br]See it once, please...

0:28:23.402,0:28:24.902
Mr. Lobo!

0:28:24.902,0:28:27.986
Sunday afternoon, my son[br]feIl off a train and died

0:28:27.986,0:28:35.444
Monday morning, I taught a class.[br]So don't give me that nonsense

0:28:35.444,0:28:39.236
I can give you sympathy,[br]not an extension

0:28:39.236,0:29:10.986
Sir... I'm very close...

0:29:10.986,0:29:13.152
Lifelong I lived

0:29:13.152,0:29:15.569
The life of another

0:29:15.569,0:29:18.277
For just one moment

0:29:18.277,0:29:20.819
Let me live as I...

0:29:20.819,0:29:23.111
Lifelong I lived

0:29:23.111,0:29:25.527
The life of another

0:29:25.527,0:29:27.944
For just one moment

0:29:27.944,0:29:40.527
Let me live as I...

0:29:40.527,0:29:45.444
Give me some sunshine[br]Give me some rain

0:29:45.444,0:29:50.361
Give me another chance[br]I wanna grow up once again

0:29:50.361,0:29:55.236
Give me some sunshine[br]Give me some rain

0:29:55.236,0:30:02.027
Give me another chance[br]I wanna grow up once again

0:30:02.027,0:30:03.819
Dude's come up with an[br]amazing design

0:30:03.819,0:30:07.694
A wireless camera atop a helicopter

0:30:07.694,0:30:10.152
Can be used for[br]traffic updates, security... Wow!

0:30:10.152,0:30:13.486
But Virus said it's an[br]impractical design, it won't fly

0:30:13.486,0:30:17.652
It wiIl fly! We'll make it fly

0:30:17.652,0:30:20.361
Don't tell Joy. It'll be a surprise

0:30:20.361,0:30:23.486
We'll fly it up to his window[br]and capture his reaction

0:30:23.486,0:30:26.111
If we work on his project,[br]who'lI work on ours?

0:30:26.111,0:30:29.861
Tests, vivas, quizzes -[br]42 exams per semester

0:30:29.861,0:30:32.777
You scare easily, bro

0:30:32.777,0:30:36.861
Take your hand, put it over your[br]heart, and say, 'Aal izz well'

0:30:36.861,0:30:39.319
AlI is well?[br]- Aal izz weIl

0:30:39.319,0:30:42.194
Words of wisdom from[br]His Holiness Guru Ranchhoddas

0:30:42.194,0:30:45.069
We had an old watchman[br]in our village

0:30:45.069,0:30:51.069
On night patrol, he'd calI out,[br]'Aal izz welI'

0:30:51.069,0:30:54.694
And we slept peacefully.[br]Then there was a theft

0:30:54.694,0:30:57.069
and we learned that[br]he couldn't see at night!

0:30:57.069,0:31:02.402
He'd just yeIl 'Aal izz well',[br]and we felt secure

0:31:02.402,0:31:07.819
That day I understood[br]this heart scares easiIy

0:31:07.819,0:31:11.027
You have to trick it

0:31:11.027,0:31:18.027
However big the problem,[br]teIl your heart, 'All is well, pal'

0:31:18.027,0:31:19.986
That resolves the probIem?

0:31:19.986,0:31:24.194
No. But you gain courage to face it

0:31:24.194,0:31:45.402
Learn it up, bro.[br]We're gonna reaIly need it here

0:31:45.402,0:31:53.652
When life spins out of control[br]Just let your lips roll

0:31:53.652,0:32:01.111
Let your lips roll[br]And whistle away the toll

0:32:01.111,0:32:05.694
When life spins out of control[br]Just let your lips roll

0:32:05.694,0:32:09.652
Just let your lips roll[br]And whistle away the toll

0:32:09.652,0:32:13.611
Yell - All is Well...

0:32:13.611,0:32:17.402
The chicken's clueless[br]about the egg's fate

0:32:17.402,0:32:21.652
Will it hatch or[br]become an omelette

0:32:21.652,0:32:25.694
No one knows[br]what the future holds

0:32:25.694,0:32:27.527
So let your lips roll[br]And whistle away the toll

0:32:27.527,0:32:32.861
Whistle away the toll[br]Yell - All is Well

0:32:32.861,0:32:36.777
Hey bro - All is Well

0:32:36.777,0:32:40.902
Hey mate - All is Well

0:32:40.902,0:32:53.652
Hey bro - All is Well

0:32:53.652,0:32:57.611
Confusion and more confusion[br]No sign of any solution

0:32:57.611,0:33:01.694
Ah... finally a solution[br]But wait... what was the question?

0:33:01.694,0:33:05.444
If the timid heart with fear[br]is about to die

0:33:05.444,0:33:09.361
Then con it bro,[br]with this simple lie

0:33:09.361,0:33:13.569
Heart's an idiot,[br]it will fall under that spell

0:33:13.569,0:33:15.652
Let your lips roll[br]And whistle away the toll

0:33:15.652,0:33:20.986
Whistle away the toll[br]Yell - All is Well

0:33:20.986,0:33:24.902
Hey bro - All is Well

0:33:24.902,0:33:28.902
Hey mate - All is Well

0:33:28.902,0:33:41.569
Hey bro - All is Well

0:33:41.569,0:33:45.611
Blew the scholarship on booze[br]But that did not dispel my blues

0:33:45.611,0:33:49.486
Holy incense lit up my plight[br]And yet God's nowhere in sight

0:33:49.486,0:33:53.527
The lamb is clueless for[br]what it's destined

0:33:53.527,0:33:57.444
Will it be served on skewers[br]or simply minced

0:33:57.444,0:34:01.361
No one knows[br]what the future holds

0:34:01.361,0:34:03.569
So let your lips roll[br]And whistle away the toll

0:34:03.569,0:34:08.902
Whistle away the toll[br]Yell - All is Well

0:34:08.902,0:34:12.861
Hey bro - All is Well

0:34:12.861,0:34:16.986
Hey mate - All is Well

0:34:16.986,0:34:21.402
Hey bro - All is Well

0:34:21.402,0:34:27.652
When life spins out of control[br]Just let your lips roll

0:34:27.652,0:34:31.819
Just let your lips roll[br]And whistle away the toll

0:34:31.819,0:34:35.611
All is Well

0:34:35.611,0:34:39.527
The chicken's clueless[br]about the egg's fate

0:34:39.527,0:34:43.611
Will it hatch or[br]become an omelette

0:34:43.611,0:34:47.736
No one knows[br]what the future holds

0:34:47.736,0:34:49.527
So let your lips roll[br]And whistle away the toll

0:34:49.527,0:34:51.819
Whistle away the toll

0:34:51.819,0:34:55.111
Eureka! Eureka!

0:34:55.111,0:34:58.944
Yell - All is Well

0:34:58.944,0:35:02.944
Hey Mrs. Chicken - All is Well

0:35:02.944,0:35:06.944
Hey Mr. Lamb - All is Well

0:35:06.944,0:35:10.111
Hey bro - All is Well

0:35:10.111,0:35:12.902
Hey, take it up to Joy's window

0:35:12.902,0:35:14.819
Take it higher

0:35:14.819,0:35:19.944
Look at Silencer - the nude dude!

0:35:19.944,0:35:23.444
Joy, come out

0:35:23.444,0:35:25.277
Come to the window

0:35:25.277,0:36:20.986
Joy, Iook outside

0:36:20.986,0:36:23.236
Good news, sir

0:36:23.236,0:36:27.527
The police and Joy's father[br]have no clue

0:36:27.527,0:36:31.111
Everyone thinks this is suicide

0:36:31.111,0:36:32.569
The post mortem report -

0:36:32.569,0:36:35.111
Cause of Death: Intense[br]pressure on windpipe

0:36:35.111,0:36:38.861
resulting in choking

0:36:38.861,0:36:44.527
AlI think the pressure[br]on the jugular killed him

0:36:44.527,0:36:48.444
What about the mental pressure[br]for the last four years?

0:36:48.444,0:36:52.277
That's missing in the report

0:36:52.277,0:36:55.444
Engineers are a clever bunch

0:36:55.444,0:37:01.236
They haven't made a machine[br]to measure mental pressure

0:37:01.236,0:37:03.777
If they had, alI would know...

0:37:03.777,0:37:09.527
this isn't suicide... it's murder

0:37:09.527,0:37:14.194
How dare you blame me[br]for Joy's suicide?

0:37:14.194,0:37:17.486
If one student can't handIe[br]pressure, is it our fault?

0:37:17.486,0:37:21.527
Life is full of pressures.[br]WiIl you always blame others?

0:37:21.527,0:37:26.819
I don't blame you, sir.[br]I blame the system

0:37:26.819,0:37:31.694
Look at these statistics -[br]India ranks No.1 in suicides

0:37:31.694,0:37:36.736
Every 90 minutes,[br]a student attempts suicide

0:37:36.736,0:37:39.861
Suicide is a bigger kiIler[br]than disease

0:37:39.861,0:37:41.444
Something's terribly wrong, sir

0:37:41.444,0:37:44.236
I can't speak for the rest

0:37:44.236,0:37:46.944
but this is one of the[br]finest colleges in the country

0:37:46.944,0:37:49.402
I've run this pIace for 32 years

0:37:49.402,0:37:52.819
We were ranked 28th.[br]Now we're No.1

0:37:52.819,0:37:55.986
What's the point, sir?

0:37:55.986,0:38:01.194
Here they don't discuss[br]new ideas or inventions

0:38:01.194,0:38:07.402
They discuss grades,[br]jobs, settling in the USA

0:38:07.402,0:38:12.486
They teach how to get good scores.[br]They don't teach Engineering

0:38:12.486,0:38:15.152
Now you will teach me[br]how to teach?

0:38:15.152,0:38:19.319
No sir, I...

0:38:19.319,0:38:39.277
Sir, my paper...

0:38:39.277,0:38:42.152
Vaidyanathan, pIease sit down

0:38:42.152,0:38:44.527
Here is a[br]seIf-proclaimed professor

0:38:44.527,0:38:49.944
who thinks he is better than[br]our highly qualified teachers

0:38:49.944,0:39:12.319
Professor Ranchhoddas Chanchad[br]wiIl teach us Engineering

0:39:12.319,0:39:51.611
We do not have all day

0:39:51.611,0:39:56.277
You have 30 seconds[br]to define these terms

0:39:56.277,0:39:58.902
You may refer to your books

0:39:58.902,0:40:02.236
Raise your hand[br]if you get the answer

0:40:02.236,0:40:06.444
Let's see who comes first,[br]who comes last

0:40:06.444,0:40:39.319
Your time starts... now

0:40:39.319,0:40:42.777
Time up

0:40:42.777,0:40:45.652
Time up, sir

0:40:45.652,0:40:50.527
No one got the answer?

0:40:50.527,0:40:55.111
Now rewind your life by a minute

0:40:55.111,0:40:58.111
When I asked this question,[br]were you excited? Curious?

0:40:58.111,0:41:01.652
ThrilIed that you'd learn[br]something new?

0:41:01.652,0:41:06.986
Anyone? ... Sir?

0:41:06.986,0:41:11.861
No. You all got into a frantic race

0:41:11.861,0:41:16.236
What's the use of such methods,[br]even if you come first

0:41:16.236,0:41:20.527
WiIl your knowledge increase?[br]No, just the pressure

0:41:20.527,0:41:24.277
This is a coIlege,[br]not a pressure cooker

0:41:24.277,0:41:28.902
Even a circus lion learns to sit[br]on a chair in fear of the whip

0:41:28.902,0:41:32.486
But you call such a lion[br]'well trained', not 'well educated'

0:41:32.486,0:41:33.944
HeIlo!

0:41:33.944,0:41:38.902
This is not a philosophy class.[br]Just explain those two words

0:41:38.902,0:41:41.777
Sir, these words don't exist

0:41:41.777,0:41:57.652
These are my friends' names.[br]Farhan and Raju

0:41:57.652,0:42:00.069
Quiet!

0:42:00.069,0:42:03.361
Nonsense! Is this how[br]you'lI teach Engineering?

0:42:03.361,0:42:05.861
Sir, I wasn't teaching[br]you Engineering

0:42:05.861,0:42:08.194
You're an expert at that

0:42:08.194,0:42:14.277
I was teaching you... how to teach

0:42:14.277,0:42:17.194
And I'm sure one day you'Il learn

0:42:17.194,0:42:20.694
because unlike you, I never[br]abandon my weak students

0:42:20.694,0:42:23.777
Bye, sir

0:42:23.777,0:42:27.402
Quiet!

0:42:27.402,0:42:31.986
Quiet, I said

0:42:31.986,0:42:35.486
I regret to inform you[br]that your son...

0:42:35.486,0:42:36.861
Farhan...[br]Raju...

0:42:36.861,0:42:38.277
has fallen into bad company

0:42:38.277,0:42:42.527
Without urgent corrective steps,[br]his future will be ruined

0:42:42.527,0:42:46.111
Virus's letters dropped on[br]our homes like atom bombs

0:42:46.111,0:42:48.652
Hiroshima and Nagasaki[br]plunged into gloom

0:42:48.652,0:42:52.777
Our parents invited us -[br]for a dressing down

0:42:52.777,0:42:57.486
Come in

0:42:57.486,0:42:59.819
See that?

0:42:59.819,0:43:04.152
We could afford[br]just one air-conditioner

0:43:04.152,0:43:09.277
We put it in Farhan's room,[br]so he could study in comfort

0:43:09.277,0:43:14.111
I didn't buy a car.[br]I manage with a scooter

0:43:14.111,0:43:17.486
We put all our money[br]into Farhan's education

0:43:17.486,0:43:30.236
We sacrificed our comforts[br]for Farhan's future. Understand?

0:43:30.236,0:43:33.527
You took these pictures, Farhan?

0:43:33.527,0:43:36.486
He had that useIess[br]obsession for a while

0:43:36.486,0:43:38.236
Went around taking[br]pictures of animals

0:43:38.236,0:43:42.236
Wanted to be a[br]wiIdlife photographer

0:43:42.236,0:43:45.611
Son, what was your[br]score that year?

0:43:45.611,0:43:47.152
91%

0:43:47.152,0:43:54.944
Hear that? Straight drop[br]from 94% to 91%

0:43:54.944,0:43:57.069
You find it funny?

0:43:57.069,0:44:01.319
No sir, sorry. I'm just[br]amazed at the photos

0:44:01.319,0:44:04.111
Why make him an engineer...[br]Why not a wiIdlife photographer?

0:44:04.111,0:44:06.527
Enough!

0:44:06.527,0:44:13.319
I humbly request you -[br]Don't ruin my son's future

0:44:13.319,0:44:20.611
Food's on the table, boys. C'mon

0:44:20.611,0:44:25.819
If you ever visit again,[br]do eat with us

0:44:25.819,0:44:27.861
Dad denied us a meal...

0:44:27.861,0:44:29.902
So, to fill our bellies with food...

0:44:29.902,0:44:35.152
and ears with more reprimands,[br]we reached Raju's house

0:44:35.152,0:44:39.986
Raju's house was straight[br]out of a 50's black and white film

0:44:39.986,0:44:41.152
A small, dingy room...

0:44:41.152,0:44:43.444
a paralyzed father...

0:44:43.444,0:44:45.027
a coughing mother...

0:44:45.027,0:44:47.652
and an unwed sister

0:44:47.652,0:44:49.486
A sofa sprouting springs...

0:44:49.486,0:44:52.444
a 24 hour water supply -[br]from the leaking roof

0:44:52.444,0:44:56.736
Mother was a retired school[br]teacher and a tireless complainer

0:44:56.736,0:44:59.402
Father was once a postmaster

0:44:59.402,0:45:02.277
Paralysis shut down[br]his body partly...

0:45:02.277,0:45:04.861
his salary completely.[br]And the sister...

0:45:04.861,0:45:09.111
Kammo's turned 28.[br]They demand a car in dowry

0:45:09.111,0:45:12.236
If you don't study and earn,[br]how will she marry?

0:45:12.236,0:45:14.152
Some okra?

0:45:14.152,0:45:18.361
Okra is now 12/- per kilo,[br]cauliflower is 10/-

0:45:18.361,0:45:20.152
It's daylight robbery!

0:45:20.152,0:45:24.402
What will we eat if we get[br]warnings from your colIege?

0:45:24.402,0:45:26.902
Mom!

0:45:26.902,0:45:28.319
Cottage cheese?

0:45:28.319,0:45:32.152
Cottage cheese should be sold[br]at the jewelers, in veIvet pouches

0:45:32.152,0:45:34.611
Cottage cheese?[br]- No, no, it's ok

0:45:34.611,0:45:37.027
Mom, please

0:45:37.027,0:45:40.486
Alright, I'lI shut up

0:45:40.486,0:45:45.194
Earn for the family,[br]slave like a maid

0:45:45.194,0:45:48.444
and then take the vow of silence

0:45:48.444,0:45:56.902
If not with my son, with whom[br]do I share my woes - his friends?

0:45:56.902,0:46:01.527
Hey Raju

0:46:01.527,0:46:03.194
We were in a huge dilemma

0:46:03.194,0:46:07.527
Do we comfort our friend[br]or console his mom?

0:46:07.527,0:46:22.402
Screw it, we thought, let's[br]focus on the cottage cheese

0:46:22.402,0:46:29.986
Even his eczema cream[br]costs 55/- now

0:46:29.986,0:46:31.652
Another roti?

0:46:31.652,0:46:42.402
No, thank you. We're through

0:46:42.402,0:46:48.027
Okra for 12/-[br]- CauIiflower for 10/-

0:46:48.027,0:46:50.694
At least you were offered a meal

0:46:50.694,0:46:53.694
UnIike your sadistic dad...[br]'Hitler' Qureshi!

0:46:53.694,0:46:56.652
And your mom is Mother Teresa...[br]Feeding us 'eczema roti'!

0:46:56.652,0:47:00.527
Don't poke fun at my mom![br]- Enough, you guys

0:47:00.527,0:47:02.069
I'm famished. Let's eat out

0:47:02.069,0:47:05.486
It's month end. Who'll pay?[br]His Mother Teresa?

0:47:05.486,0:47:12.861
To eat out, you don't need money.[br]Just a uniform. Look...

0:47:12.861,0:47:16.111
C'mon[br]- Come

0:47:16.111,0:47:18.444
Good evening,[br]good evening

0:47:18.444,0:47:24.611
Oh, Uncle

0:47:24.611,0:47:28.069
Three large vodkas.[br]- Half soda, haIf water

0:47:28.069,0:47:29.486
If we're caught, we're dead

0:47:29.486,0:47:32.111
What's for starters?[br]- Get double portions

0:47:32.111,0:47:35.902
Leave this here and start[br]some peppy music

0:47:35.902,0:47:37.944
Pia, what the hell!

0:47:37.944,0:47:41.861
Why're you wearing[br]this ancient piece of junk?

0:47:41.861,0:47:45.861
What'Il peopIe say - My fiancee...

0:47:45.861,0:47:49.361
a doctor in the making,[br]wearing a cheap, 200/- watch!

0:47:49.361,0:47:51.402
Please take it off. Thank you

0:47:51.402,0:47:52.569
Hi handsome

0:47:52.569,0:47:55.486
Hey Aunty.[br]You're looking good

0:47:55.486,0:47:58.236
Don't miss my set, darIing[br]- Rubies?

0:47:58.236,0:48:00.944
From Mandalay[br]- Mandalay... Wow!

0:48:00.944,0:48:06.986
Hey, Iet's go meet David[br]- Of course

0:48:06.986,0:48:10.069
Excuse me

0:48:10.069,0:48:11.527
Yes?

0:48:11.527,0:48:14.111
Flowers

0:48:14.111,0:48:17.611
May I take the glass?[br]- Why?

0:48:17.611,0:48:20.694
So you don't break it on my head

0:48:20.694,0:48:22.361
Why would I do that?

0:48:22.361,0:48:25.652
For the free advice I'Il now impart

0:48:25.652,0:48:26.861
What?

0:48:26.861,0:48:29.527
Don't marry that ass

0:48:29.527,0:48:30.652
Excuse me?

0:48:30.652,0:48:32.777
He's not a human,[br]he's a price tag

0:48:32.777,0:48:36.402
He'll turn your life into a[br]nightmare of brands and prices

0:48:36.402,0:48:39.277
He'll ruin your life.[br]Your future wilI be finished

0:48:39.277,0:48:42.319
Want a demonstration?

0:48:42.319,0:48:45.486
Shall I find out[br]the price of his shoes?

0:48:45.486,0:48:59.444
I won't ask.[br]He'll announce it himself

0:48:59.444,0:49:05.527
What the helI...[br]Mint sauce on my $300 shoes!

0:49:05.527,0:49:09.277
Run for your life![br]It's free advice. Take it or leave it

0:49:09.277,0:49:16.569
Genuine Italian leather -[br]hand-stitched!

0:49:16.569,0:49:22.611
Dad, are they your guests?

0:49:22.611,0:49:29.861
My students.[br]What're they doing here?

0:49:29.861,0:49:32.611
HoId on, Dad

0:49:32.611,0:49:34.986
These beans smeIl great

0:49:34.986,0:49:39.277
No room for roti[br]- Just pile it on

0:49:39.277,0:49:42.194
Hi[br]- Hey

0:49:42.194,0:49:46.694
That was an eye-opener.[br]Thank you so much

0:49:46.694,0:49:49.777
It was my moral responsibility

0:49:49.777,0:49:52.277
Can I ask you for littIe more heIp?

0:49:52.277,0:49:55.861
Dad won't let me break off[br]this engagement

0:49:55.861,0:50:00.152
You explain so well.[br]Can you give him a demo too?

0:50:00.152,0:50:03.319
Certainly.[br]Raju, the mint sauce

0:50:03.319,0:50:05.986
You're really sweet

0:50:05.986,0:50:13.694
Where is your daddy?[br]- Right behind you

0:50:13.694,0:50:16.819
AaI izz well

0:50:16.819,0:50:22.277
Run for your life![br]It's free advice. Take it or leave it

0:50:22.277,0:50:24.444
What're you doing here?

0:50:24.444,0:50:28.611
We'll hand these gifts[br]to the couple

0:50:28.611,0:50:31.319
I'Il do that for you.[br]It's my sister's wedding

0:50:31.319,0:50:35.319
Sister?

0:50:35.319,0:50:39.319
Sir, what's the sum total[br]of your daughters?

0:50:39.319,0:50:40.527
Empty. No gift cheques

0:50:40.527,0:50:42.694
Forgot the cheques, Raju[br]... Farhan?

0:50:42.694,0:50:47.361
We didn't invite you,[br]you must be from the groom's side

0:50:47.361,0:50:51.444
No sir, we're here as the[br]emissaries of science

0:50:51.444,0:50:53.902
How? Can you explain?

0:50:53.902,0:50:57.861
Dad, he explains superbly.[br]I'm sure he'Il give us a demo

0:50:57.861,0:50:59.652
Won't you?

0:50:59.652,0:51:03.486
WeIl, Delhi has plenty of[br]power cuts that...

0:51:03.486,0:51:06.152
disrupt wedding celebrations

0:51:06.152,0:51:08.402
So I thought of making[br]an inverter that...

0:51:08.402,0:51:11.027
draws power from guests' cars

0:51:11.027,0:51:12.611
I see

0:51:12.611,0:51:14.486
Wow

0:51:14.486,0:51:16.694
So where's the inverter?

0:51:16.694,0:51:21.402
Sir, the design is ready

0:51:21.402,0:51:23.111
Where's the design, Farhan?

0:51:23.111,0:51:26.569
I gave you the design[br]- I gave it to Raju

0:51:26.569,0:51:30.611
Raju, design?

0:51:30.611,0:51:34.694
Never mind the design.[br]I'Il make the inverter and show you

0:51:34.694,0:51:38.652
You can only invent stories,[br]not an inverter

0:51:38.652,0:51:42.069
I'Il make one, I promise

0:51:42.069,0:51:45.986
And I'll name it after you.[br]After all, it was invented...

0:51:45.986,0:51:49.611
at your daughter's wedding.[br]So it'll be an honor...

0:51:49.611,0:52:01.527
Farhan, Raju. I'll see you[br]in my office tomorrow

0:52:01.527,0:52:05.361
Sir, what was the cost per plate?[br]We'll reimburse you

0:52:05.361,0:52:09.486
... in instaIlments

0:52:09.486,0:52:12.861
We'll never crash a wedding again[br]- Not even my own

0:52:12.861,0:52:15.777
In fact, I won't even marry.[br]Nor will he

0:52:15.777,0:52:19.319
Uh... right. No marriage

0:52:19.319,0:52:23.361
Your parents shouldn't have[br]married either

0:52:23.361,0:52:28.402
The world would have[br]to feed two Iess idiots

0:52:28.402,0:52:40.444
Sit!

0:52:40.444,0:52:52.402
Pay attention

0:52:52.402,0:52:58.694
This is Ranchhoddas's father's[br]monthIy income

0:52:58.694,0:53:07.569
Couple of zeroes less,[br]and it's stiIl a sizeable income

0:53:07.569,0:53:15.152
But erase another zero,[br]and I would worry a little

0:53:15.152,0:53:19.402
Isn't that your fathers income,[br]Farhan?

0:53:19.402,0:53:22.486
Yes, sir

0:53:22.486,0:53:27.569
Now take away another zero...

0:53:27.569,0:53:32.527
and that's your family income,[br]Raju Rastogi

0:53:32.527,0:53:38.611
Big reason to worry

0:53:38.611,0:53:46.194
Take my advice and shift into[br]Chatur Ramalingam's room

0:53:46.194,0:54:12.361
Exams are here. Stay with[br]Rancho and you're sure to fail

0:54:12.361,0:54:14.944
Want a shave?[br]- No, sir

0:54:14.944,0:54:27.069
Then get lost!

0:54:27.069,0:54:32.777
Raju, don't worry. This is Virus's[br]move to split us. Divide and rule

0:54:32.777,0:54:34.277
I have to worry

0:54:34.277,0:54:38.694
He grades us, and I need[br]good grades for a good job

0:54:38.694,0:54:41.861
UnIike you, I don't have a[br]rich dad I can Iive off

0:54:41.861,0:54:43.986
Shut up, Raju

0:54:43.986,0:54:47.027
Must we follow all his hogwash?[br]'Aal izz welI'

0:54:47.027,0:54:49.444
I won't be his flunky... Iike you

0:54:49.444,0:54:52.236
You're crossing the line[br]- No, I'm drawing one

0:54:52.236,0:54:56.152
I have a family to support

0:54:56.152,0:55:00.361
Dad's medicines[br]swallow up mom's pension

0:55:00.361,0:55:07.652
My sis can't marry because[br]they want a car in dowry

0:55:07.652,0:55:14.736
Mom hasn't bought a[br]single saree in five years

0:55:14.736,0:55:19.069
Now don't get your mom's[br]wardrobe into the debate

0:55:19.069,0:55:22.152
By the way, how many sarees[br]per annum is reasonable?

0:55:22.152,0:55:24.152
Hey... no wisecracks about mom

0:55:24.152,0:55:29.069
We'll study with all our heart,[br]but not just for grades

0:55:29.069,0:55:34.152
To quote a Wise One - Study[br]to be accompIished, not affluent

0:55:34.152,0:55:40.902
FoIlow excelIence. And success[br]wiIl chase you, pants down!

0:55:40.902,0:55:45.569
Which Wise One says this?[br]His Holiness Guru Ranchhoddas?

0:55:45.569,0:55:48.194
Go rot in the bogs!

0:55:48.194,0:55:51.486
Raju, don't stress. We'll top[br]our cIass. Nothing is impossible

0:55:51.486,0:55:56.319
Oh yeah?

0:55:56.319,0:56:01.486
Shove this back into the tube

0:56:01.486,0:56:03.652
Raju got onto another train

0:56:03.652,0:56:13.236
His travails with Chatur began.[br]Yes, I mean travails, not travels

0:56:13.236,0:56:15.486
Chatur was called 'Silencer'

0:56:15.486,0:56:19.611
To sharpen his memory,[br]he popped pills from a local quack

0:56:19.611,0:56:24.277
And then let off silent...[br]but lethal farts

0:56:24.277,0:56:27.652
I didn't do it... Raju?

0:56:27.652,0:56:31.069
He always blamed others[br]for the output

0:56:31.069,0:56:34.194
Silencer crammed 18 hours a day

0:56:34.194,0:56:41.277
On exam eve,[br]he would distract others

0:56:41.277,0:56:44.694
His belief - There are only[br]two ways of topping

0:56:44.694,0:56:52.277
Elevate your own grades or[br]shrink your opponents' grades

0:56:52.277,0:56:56.611
Rancho decided to subdue[br]Silencer and rescue Raju...

0:56:56.611,0:56:59.944
with one master plan

0:56:59.944,0:57:08.027
Our Director has unceasingly[br]served... 'Served' means...

0:57:08.027,0:57:13.486
Damn the meaning,[br]I'Il memorize it

0:57:13.486,0:57:17.444
Chatur was the introductory speaker[br]at the Teachers' Day function

0:57:17.444,0:57:21.569
To impress Virus, he got his[br]speech written by the librarian...

0:57:21.569,0:57:24.444
in highbrow Hindi

0:57:24.444,0:57:30.194
HeIlo. Hold on.[br]Chatur, call for you

0:57:30.194,0:57:35.402
Please collect the printout.[br]I'Il be right back

0:57:35.402,0:57:40.861
Oh... the things I have to do...

0:57:40.861,0:57:44.152
Mr. Dubey, the Director was[br]remembering you

0:57:44.152,0:57:46.111
Really?[br]- Yes. Just now

0:57:46.111,0:57:54.652
I'Il see him right away.[br]Give this to Chatur

0:57:54.652,0:57:57.819
HeIlo. Hello[br]- HelIo, Mr. Ramalingam?

0:57:57.819,0:57:59.319
Yes?

0:57:59.319,0:58:02.069
I'm calling from the police station

0:58:02.069,0:58:06.444
Are you from Uganda?[br]- Yes sir

0:58:06.444,0:58:10.611
Your Iife is in danger[br]- What? ... How?

0:58:10.611,0:58:13.027
Listen carefully, or eIse...

0:58:13.027,0:58:18.111
you'lI get killed as you step out[br]of the college gate

0:58:18.111,0:58:19.486
Why? What happened?

0:58:19.486,0:58:21.486
While Chatur was kept engaged

0:58:21.486,0:58:25.694
Rancho altered a few words[br]in his speech, for eg...

0:58:25.694,0:58:28.902
'served' became 'screwed'

0:58:28.902,0:58:30.736
Yes sir?

0:58:30.736,0:58:35.861
Who are you?[br]- Dubey. Librarian

0:58:35.861,0:58:37.652
I'm permanent staff, sir

0:58:37.652,0:58:39.486
Congratulations

0:58:39.486,0:58:43.236
HoId on a moment.[br]The chief is on the other line

0:58:43.236,0:58:53.861
Excuse me, sir

0:58:53.861,0:58:56.361
Yes... so where was I?

0:58:56.361,0:58:58.902
You said I may die...[br]outside the gate

0:58:58.902,0:59:05.527
Right. As you get out of the gate,[br]you'lI see a traffic signal

0:59:05.527,0:59:07.777
Traffic signal. Ok

0:59:07.777,0:59:13.819
When it turns red,[br]alI the cars wiIl halt

0:59:13.819,0:59:15.277
Ok. Then?

0:59:15.277,0:59:18.027
Then cross the road[br]with great caution

0:59:18.027,0:59:25.194
Because son, in rush hour[br]if a car hits you, you're dead

0:59:25.194,0:59:27.152
What nonsense! I know that

0:59:27.152,0:59:37.777
You know that? Excellent.[br]Then you're safe my boy

0:59:37.777,0:59:39.986
From the librarian, SiIencer

0:59:39.986,0:59:47.402
You don't caIl me that,[br]Chanchad

0:59:47.402,0:59:50.277
Hey. The Director said[br]he didn't caIl for me

0:59:50.277,0:59:52.694
Who said 'caIled'?[br]I just said he 'remembered' you

0:59:52.694,1:00:03.319
Remembered?[br]RascaIs!

1:00:03.319,1:00:07.777
Distinguished Mr. Chairperson

1:00:07.777,1:00:12.694
Chief guest, the Honorable[br]Minister of Education

1:00:12.694,1:00:18.236
respected teachers and friends

1:00:18.236,1:00:23.736
ICE has now soared[br]beyond the stratosphere

1:00:23.736,1:00:28.444
The credit goes solely to

1:00:28.444,1:00:32.361
Dr. Viru Sahastrabuddhe.[br]Give him a big hand

1:00:32.361,1:00:37.152
Sir, the voice is his[br]but the words are mine

1:00:37.152,1:00:41.152
He's a great guy, realIy you are

1:00:41.152,1:00:51.611
For 32 years, he has[br]unceasingly screwed students

1:00:51.611,1:00:54.236
He means - 'served' students

1:00:54.236,1:00:59.486
I'm sure his endeavors[br]wiIl continue

1:00:59.486,1:01:04.736
We are astounded at[br]how one man, in one lifetime

1:01:04.736,1:01:10.736
can screw so many, so welI

1:01:10.736,1:01:19.736
With rigorous training[br]he's built up his stamina

1:01:19.736,1:01:28.944
He's spent every living minute[br]just screwing

1:01:28.944,1:01:34.486
Let's replicate his methods

1:01:34.486,1:01:40.819
Tomorrow ICE students[br]wiIl go across the globe

1:01:40.819,1:01:51.069
Wherever we go,[br]we promise to screw

1:01:51.069,1:01:59.861
We'll hoist this screwer's flag[br]alI over the world

1:01:59.861,1:02:04.986
We'll show the world that[br]our capacity to screw...

1:02:04.986,1:02:07.236
cannot be matched by any student...

1:02:07.236,1:02:18.486
anywhere on the planet

1:02:18.486,1:02:22.111
Mr. Minister. Good evening

1:02:22.111,1:02:30.361
You have given this institution[br]what it soreIy needs

1:02:30.361,1:02:35.569
Booty, funds[br]- Bosom

1:02:35.569,1:02:39.152
It's booty, stupid. Bosom means...

1:02:39.152,1:02:41.652
What nonsense! That's insulting

1:02:41.652,1:02:47.944
Everyone has a bosom,[br]but it remains pocketed

1:02:47.944,1:02:53.944
No one offers it so readiIy

1:02:53.944,1:02:55.069
VuIgar fellow!

1:02:55.069,1:02:57.069
You have generously offered[br]your bosom...

1:02:57.069,1:03:03.111
to this relentless screwer

1:03:03.111,1:03:07.611
Now see how he makes it grow

1:03:07.611,1:03:19.527
Is this what you teach here, Director?

1:03:19.527,1:03:23.069
On this august occasion,[br]here's a Sanskrit verse...

1:03:23.069,1:03:26.611
Listen to this - the might[br]of his fart in verse

1:03:26.611,1:03:29.361
A good loud fart is honorable

1:03:29.361,1:03:31.902
'Fart'? Go, Silencer

1:03:31.902,1:03:38.069
A medium fart is tolerable

1:03:38.069,1:03:44.611
Softer windbreaks are terrible

1:03:44.611,1:03:59.652
And the silent ones unbearable

1:03:59.652,1:04:02.777
That's what mindless cramming[br]does to you

1:04:02.777,1:04:06.527
Cramming may see you[br]through four years of colIege

1:04:06.527,1:04:11.569
but it will 'screw' you[br]for the next 40 years

1:04:11.569,1:04:20.319
He still doesn't get it

1:04:20.319,1:04:24.944
'Medium fart is tolerable'...[br]Unbelievable!

1:04:24.944,1:04:29.027
You're a poet, Rancho.[br]How did you think of this?

1:04:29.027,1:04:34.944
That was fun.[br]He didn't know what hit him

1:04:34.944,1:04:41.236
You swines![br]What did I ever do to you?

1:04:41.236,1:04:43.527
Sorry man.[br]Don't take it personalIy

1:04:43.527,1:04:45.361
I wilI

1:04:45.361,1:04:48.861
Chatur Ramalingam[br]wiIl never forget this insult

1:04:48.861,1:04:53.027
I'Il think of it every minute,[br]every second of my life

1:04:53.027,1:04:58.736
Sorry man. That was a demo[br]for Raju - Don't cram blindly

1:04:58.736,1:05:01.069
Understand and enjoy[br]the wonders of Science

1:05:01.069,1:05:03.694
I'm not here to enjoy Science

1:05:03.694,1:05:08.277
So You're here to screw Science

1:05:08.277,1:05:12.361
Go ahead.[br]Laugh at my methods

1:05:12.361,1:05:17.152
But one day these methods[br]wiIl bring me success

1:05:17.152,1:05:21.444
That day I'lI laugh and you'll cry

1:05:21.444,1:05:26.569
You're on the wrong track again.[br]Don't chase success

1:05:26.569,1:05:28.986
Become a good engineer[br]and success wilI chase you

1:05:28.986,1:05:34.444
These ideals don't work[br]in the real worId

1:05:34.444,1:05:39.236
You take your train, I'll take mine

1:05:39.236,1:05:43.402
Ten years from now[br]we'll meet at the same station

1:05:43.402,1:05:48.652
Same day. Same place.[br]We'll see who's more successful

1:05:48.652,1:05:51.819
you... or I

1:05:51.819,1:05:56.361
Have the balIs? C'mon, bet!

1:05:56.361,1:06:01.236
It's a challenge

1:06:01.236,1:06:08.777
Watch it!

1:06:08.777,1:06:17.319
What's he writing?

1:06:17.319,1:06:27.902
Don't forget this date

1:06:27.902,1:06:30.819
I'm not used to[br]such expensive gifts, Suhas

1:06:30.819,1:06:32.194
Get used to them, Pia

1:06:32.194,1:06:34.444
You're gonna be[br]Suhas Tandon's wife

1:06:34.444,1:06:40.027
Where's the bilI, man?

1:06:40.027,1:06:51.319
I'Il be back

1:06:51.319,1:06:53.069
You changed the speech?[br]- What?

1:06:53.069,1:06:54.652
Don't lie

1:06:54.652,1:06:56.736
Um... Yeah

1:06:56.736,1:06:59.611
What's your problem with dad?[br]- I have no problem

1:06:59.611,1:07:06.777
I'm making an inverter[br]named after him. Look... Oh

1:07:06.777,1:07:09.152
Why're you harassing him?

1:07:09.152,1:07:10.819
'Cause he runs a factory,[br]not a college

1:07:10.819,1:07:19.652
Churning out asses.[br]Like that one

1:07:19.652,1:07:24.069
She destroyed it, man

1:07:24.069,1:07:25.527
How dare you caIl him an ass?

1:07:25.527,1:07:28.944
He is one![br]First Engineering, then MBA

1:07:28.944,1:07:31.652
then becomes a banker in the USA

1:07:31.652,1:07:34.402
Because it rakes in[br]more money?

1:07:34.402,1:07:37.194
Life for him is just[br]a profit-loss statement

1:07:37.194,1:07:39.527
He sees profit in you,[br]so he's with you

1:07:39.527,1:07:43.486
Director's daughter, doctor in the[br]making... Good for his image!

1:07:43.486,1:07:47.027
It's not you he cares for

1:07:47.027,1:07:48.652
Who do you think you are?

1:07:48.652,1:07:52.236
What do you mean[br]he doesn't care for me?

1:07:52.236,1:07:55.444
New watch? One moment

1:07:55.444,1:07:58.569
You aIways need a demo

1:07:58.569,1:08:01.569
Hey Suhas

1:08:01.569,1:08:03.569
Where were you?

1:08:03.569,1:08:05.402
She's looking for her watch

1:08:05.402,1:08:07.444
What? You lost the watch

1:08:07.444,1:08:08.902
Never mind. Get another

1:08:08.902,1:08:12.236
It cost 400,000!

1:08:12.236,1:08:14.361
Mine's just 250/-[br]but keeps the same time

1:08:14.361,1:08:16.861
Keep quiet... How could[br]you be so careless, Pia

1:08:16.861,1:08:20.111
This callous attitude is[br]disgusting. It's disrespectful

1:08:20.111,1:08:23.069
That was a limited edition watch

1:08:23.069,1:08:27.861
Now wear your ancient[br]piece of junk at dinner

1:08:27.861,1:08:32.236
What're you staring at?

1:08:32.236,1:08:35.527
Here come the tears![br]Real mature, Pia

1:08:35.527,1:08:37.611
I can't handIe this

1:08:37.611,1:08:53.236
Stop crying and look for it

1:08:53.236,1:09:02.569
Find another wrist[br]for this watch... Ass!

1:09:02.569,1:09:05.486
Hey, you're awesome.[br]CaIled him an ass to his face

1:09:05.486,1:09:07.152
Get lost

1:09:07.152,1:09:08.652
It's too noisy here

1:09:08.652,1:09:10.736
She's saying 'Thank you',[br]I hear 'Get Iost'

1:09:10.736,1:09:13.944
I said 'Get Iost'[br]- Don't get so uptight

1:09:13.944,1:09:17.111
ActuaIly, you never[br]really loved him

1:09:17.111,1:09:18.361
What do you mean?

1:09:18.361,1:09:24.694
When you see him, do the[br]winds whisper a melody?

1:09:24.694,1:09:27.319
Your scarf fIies in slow motion?

1:09:27.319,1:09:29.569
The Moon appears gigantic?

1:09:29.569,1:09:32.277
That happens in movies, not in life

1:09:32.277,1:09:35.652
Happens in life too -[br]if you love a person

1:09:35.652,1:09:42.111
... not an ass

1:09:42.111,1:09:47.861
HeIlo. What?

1:09:47.861,1:09:54.569
Oh God! Ok, I'm on my way

1:09:54.569,1:09:56.569
You're a medicaI student,[br]right? Need your help

1:09:56.569,1:09:58.777
It's an emergency, please[br]- What?

1:09:58.777,1:10:02.194
Please come with me.[br]What's that oath you doctors take -

1:10:02.194,1:10:05.527
You'lI never deny a patient help...[br]The Hippocratic Oath

1:10:05.527,1:10:11.861
Please help me,[br]it's an emergency

1:10:11.861,1:10:15.402
You gatecrash my sister's wedding,[br]break off my engagement...

1:10:15.402,1:10:18.277
my dad is popping[br]BP piIls because of you...

1:10:18.277,1:10:20.986
and here I am, helping you!

1:10:20.986,1:10:23.361
Unbelievable!

1:10:23.361,1:10:32.069
This Hippocratic Oath -[br]It's really done us in!

1:10:32.069,1:10:34.361
Where's Raju, ma'am?[br]- Gone to get a cab

1:10:34.361,1:10:36.152
CaIled the ambuIance[br]two hours ago

1:10:36.152,1:10:38.944
In this country,[br]pizza reaches in 30 minutes

1:10:38.944,1:10:40.111
but an ambulance... !

1:10:40.111,1:10:56.527
He needs hospitalization.[br]Urgently

1:10:56.527,1:10:59.861
Hey stop!

1:10:59.861,1:11:03.736
Move, it's an emergency!

1:11:03.736,1:11:11.944
Move... move...

1:11:11.944,1:11:15.694
Doctor, emergency!

1:11:15.694,1:11:22.569
That's the patient

1:11:22.569,1:11:25.152
Keep this. Hey, here's Raju

1:11:25.152,1:11:28.944
What the helI![br]You brought dad on the scooter

1:11:28.944,1:11:30.652
Should I've sent him by courier?

1:11:30.652,1:11:34.069
No wisecracks on dads profession![br]Where is he?

1:11:34.069,1:11:36.861
Go ask the doctor

1:11:36.861,1:11:40.486
Close call, Pia. A little delay,[br]we'd have lost him

1:11:40.486,1:11:42.152
Glad you didn't wait for an ambuIance[br]and got him on the scooter

1:11:42.152,1:11:54.069
CaIl me if there's a probIem

1:11:54.069,1:11:58.819
Rancho! Thank you...

1:11:58.819,1:12:03.069
Thanking your buddies![br]SiIencer teaching you manners?

1:12:03.069,1:12:07.944
Didn't he teach you -[br]A friend is man's greatest bosom?

1:12:07.944,1:12:11.444
Go on now.[br]You have an exam tomorrow

1:12:11.444,1:12:16.361
Exams we have many...[br]Dad mostly just one

1:12:16.361,1:12:19.277
We won't budge from here[br]without the Postmaster

1:12:19.277,1:12:27.277
Don't worry

1:12:27.277,1:12:31.694
Rancho, forgive me.[br]I was scared

1:12:31.694,1:12:36.361
It's ok. Quiet, now

1:12:36.361,1:12:45.111
Please forgive me

1:12:45.111,1:12:49.694
It's ok, calm down.[br]Go see your dad

1:12:49.694,1:12:57.361
And don't go[br]with that weepy face

1:12:57.361,1:13:09.944
Thanks buddy

1:13:09.944,1:13:15.027
Natty scooter. Saved a life.[br]How much does it cost?

1:13:15.027,1:13:19.986
Pour some mint sauce[br]on it. It'll teIl you

1:13:19.986,1:13:22.152
Hey, happy Independence Day

1:13:22.152,1:13:24.194
Today isn't Independence Day

1:13:24.194,1:13:27.986
For you it is! Now you're free[br]to wear your mom's watch

1:13:27.986,1:13:33.027
No ass can say it's an[br]ancient piece of junk

1:13:33.027,1:13:35.861
Hey

1:13:35.861,1:13:39.611
How do you know[br]it was mom's watch?

1:13:39.611,1:13:42.861
At your sister's wedding,[br]you wore sparkling new clothes

1:13:42.861,1:13:44.694
OnIy the watch was old

1:13:44.694,1:13:47.902
What could that mean?

1:13:47.902,1:13:53.902
You really missed your mom[br]that day, didn't you?

1:13:53.902,1:13:55.986
Yes

1:13:55.986,1:14:00.277
Your mom must've been[br]really beautifuI

1:14:00.277,1:14:02.694
Yes. How do you know?

1:14:02.694,1:14:05.236
Seen your dad?

1:14:05.236,1:14:07.069
'Life is a race. If you don't run fast

1:14:07.069,1:14:09.111
you'lI be a broken egg[br]... cuckoo bird'

1:14:09.111,1:14:12.361
You...

1:14:12.361,1:14:21.152
The winds whisper a melody

1:14:21.152,1:14:28.527
The sky hums along

1:14:28.527,1:14:35.486
Time itself is singing...

1:14:35.486,1:14:39.777
Zoobi do...

1:14:39.777,1:14:45.986
Param pum

1:14:45.986,1:14:51.402
'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara[br]Zoobi doobi param pum'

1:14:51.402,1:14:56.652
My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi[br]zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs along

1:14:56.652,1:15:02.027
'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara[br]Zoobi doobi param pum'

1:15:02.027,1:15:07.027
My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi[br]zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs along

1:15:07.027,1:15:12.402
Leaves sing on their branches[br]Bees jam with flowers

1:15:12.402,1:15:17.819
Crazy sunbeams dance off petals[br]As birds yodel in the skies

1:15:17.819,1:15:23.194
Flowers, bold and brazen[br]Snuggle and cootchie-coo

1:15:23.194,1:15:28.819
I've seen it happen in movies[br]What's now happening with us

1:15:28.819,1:15:33.986
'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara[br]Zoobi doobi param pum'

1:15:33.986,1:15:39.527
My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi[br]zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs along

1:15:39.527,1:15:44.736
'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara[br]Zoobi doobi param pum'

1:15:44.736,1:15:52.902
My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi[br]zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs along

1:15:52.902,1:15:56.361
Let's make the unique and[br]ever useful mint sauce

1:15:56.361,1:16:02.652
The all-powerful sauce that[br]exposes phony people

1:16:02.652,1:16:05.486
Your 7th house is clear

1:16:05.486,1:16:08.152
Shunning an ass,[br]you'll fall for a human

1:16:08.152,1:16:14.652
Time is ripe for love

1:16:14.652,1:16:16.736
Temperature in New Delhi[br]remains stable

1:16:16.736,1:16:26.694
Clear skies.[br]But if in love, expect rain

1:16:26.694,1:16:31.819
Pitter-patter go the raindrops[br]Whish-whoosh whistles the wind

1:16:31.819,1:16:37.152
Do-da-dee waltzes the rain[br]Boom-boom echoes the sky

1:16:37.152,1:16:42.444
Drenched in rain and passion[br]You sway your hips on cue

1:16:42.444,1:16:48.111
I've seen it happen in movies[br]What's now happening with us

1:16:48.111,1:16:53.527
'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara[br]Zoobi doobi param pum'

1:16:53.527,1:16:58.694
My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi[br]zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs along

1:16:58.694,1:17:04.152
'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara[br]Zoobi doobi param pum'

1:17:04.152,1:17:30.569
My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi[br]zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs along

1:17:30.569,1:17:35.736
The gorgeous low moon[br]Serenades the earth

1:17:35.736,1:17:41.319
A shooting star skips along[br]Crooning a ballad of love

1:17:41.319,1:17:46.569
The night is bright but lonesome[br]Come touch me, my handsome

1:17:46.569,1:17:52.277
I've seen it happen in movies[br]What's now happening with us

1:17:52.277,1:17:57.361
'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara[br]Zoobi doobi param pum'

1:17:57.361,1:18:02.861
My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi[br]zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs along

1:18:02.861,1:18:07.986
'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara[br]Zoobi doobi param pum'

1:18:07.986,1:18:13.486
My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi[br]zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs along

1:18:13.486,1:18:33.361
'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi'[br]...goes my silly heart

1:18:33.361,1:18:35.527
HeIlo. Wake up

1:18:35.527,1:18:38.236
Huh... Postmaster's dead?[br]- What!

1:18:38.236,1:18:40.152
No, stupid

1:18:40.152,1:18:43.152
It's 8.30, your exam is at 9

1:18:43.152,1:18:45.861
But we can't leave him alone

1:18:45.861,1:18:48.736
I'm here.[br]It's a matter of three hours

1:18:48.736,1:18:51.861
Take my scooter.[br]It's getting late

1:18:51.861,1:18:57.277
Hey...

1:18:57.277,1:19:05.194
Gosh, what an ancient watch

1:19:05.194,1:19:24.236
Go

1:19:24.236,1:19:32.527
Sorry, we're late[br]- It was an emergency

1:19:32.527,1:19:38.194
Settle down there

1:19:38.194,1:19:40.861
Sir, they're still writing

1:19:40.861,1:19:43.319
HeIlo. Time up

1:19:43.319,1:19:46.111
Please, five minutes.[br]We started half an hour late

1:19:46.111,1:19:47.402
It was an emergency

1:19:47.402,1:19:52.902
He glared at us like we'd[br]asked for both his kidneys

1:19:52.902,1:19:55.027
But we continued writing

1:19:55.027,1:20:06.569
He continued arranging[br]the answer sheets

1:20:06.569,1:20:08.486
Done, sir

1:20:08.486,1:20:11.319
You're late.[br]I can't accept these

1:20:11.319,1:20:16.736
Sir, please, sir

1:20:16.736,1:20:19.527
Sir, do you know who we are?

1:20:19.527,1:20:21.652
Prime Ministers son?[br]Even then...

1:20:21.652,1:20:25.236
I wilI not accept your paper

1:20:25.236,1:20:28.527
Do you know[br]our names and roll numbers?

1:20:28.527,1:20:31.486
No...

1:20:31.486,1:20:32.611
Who are you?

1:20:32.611,1:20:36.277
He doesn't know - Run!

1:20:36.277,1:20:39.361
Hey, what's your roll number?

1:20:39.361,1:20:48.152
Where the heIl are their papers?

1:20:48.152,1:20:50.069
O Lord, have mercy

1:20:50.069,1:20:55.986
Today was Results day.[br]Time to make a deal with God

1:20:55.986,1:20:58.944
Just save my Electronics.[br]I'Il offer a coconut

1:20:58.944,1:21:04.069
Sir Snake, bIess my Physics.[br]I promise a pint of miIk per day

1:21:04.069,1:21:07.736
O Mother Cow,[br]heIp me pass... have this grass

1:21:07.736,1:21:11.361
I vow: No X-rated thoughts[br]of girls in my class...

1:21:11.361,1:21:13.027
Watch over my results

1:21:13.027,1:21:17.111
God of Wealth, I'll offer 100/-[br]every month

1:21:17.111,1:21:20.444
100/- won't bribe even a traffic cop

1:21:20.444,1:21:23.486
let alone the Almighty

1:21:23.486,1:21:26.569
Check from the bottom

1:21:26.569,1:21:30.402
You are... last

1:21:30.402,1:21:33.361
And you?

1:21:33.361,1:21:36.402
Second last

1:21:36.402,1:21:41.902
Rancho?

1:21:41.902,1:21:44.361
Not there

1:21:44.361,1:21:45.986
My heart sank

1:21:45.986,1:21:52.861
Not 'cause our ranks tanked,[br]but 'cause our friend flunked

1:21:52.861,1:22:00.694
There's a mistake.[br]It's not possibIe. It's injustice

1:22:00.694,1:22:04.236
What's Silencer howling about?

1:22:04.236,1:22:07.527
He got the second rank

1:22:07.527,1:22:09.777
Who's first?

1:22:09.777,1:22:13.777
Rancho

1:22:13.777,1:22:17.111
Rancho?

1:22:17.111,1:22:22.736
Move aside

1:22:22.736,1:22:25.819
We learned a lesson[br]in Human Behavior:

1:22:25.819,1:22:31.902
Your friend fails, you feel bad.[br]Your friend tops, you feel worse

1:22:31.902,1:22:37.569
We were sad.[br]Two others were sadder

1:22:37.569,1:22:42.069
Ranchhoddas Chanchad.[br]Front row. Right of the Director

1:22:42.069,1:22:45.277
Uday Sinha. Second row. Third seat

1:22:45.277,1:22:50.319
Alok Mittal. Second row. Fifth seat

1:22:50.319,1:22:53.152
Sahili Rao. Third row...

1:22:53.152,1:22:56.777
Sir, why this seating[br]according to rank?

1:22:56.777,1:22:58.152
Any problem with that?

1:22:58.152,1:23:02.736
Yes, this grading system is[br]like a caste system

1:23:02.736,1:23:06.194
A-graders: Masters[br]C-graders: SIaves

1:23:06.194,1:23:10.069
It's not nice, sir[br]- You have a better idea?

1:23:10.069,1:23:14.694
Yes. Results should not be[br]displayed at alI

1:23:14.694,1:23:19.069
Why publicise someone's fIaws?

1:23:19.069,1:23:24.236
If your iron count is Iow,[br]wiIl the doctor prescribe tonic...

1:23:24.236,1:23:26.527
or air your report on TV

1:23:26.527,1:23:28.194
You see, sir?

1:23:28.194,1:23:30.486
So basically,[br]what you are saying is

1:23:30.486,1:23:33.319
I should personally go to[br]each student's room

1:23:33.319,1:23:35.444
and whisper in his ears...

1:23:35.444,1:23:37.944
'You have come first';[br]'You're second"

1:23:37.944,1:23:42.527
'Oh, I'm so sorry,[br]you have faiIed'

1:23:42.527,1:23:49.236
No sir, I mean[br]grades create a divide

1:23:49.236,1:23:51.444
I've topped, so I'm next to you

1:23:51.444,1:23:54.027
My paIs came last,[br]they're in the back corner

1:23:54.027,1:23:55.694
At least they're in the corner

1:23:55.694,1:23:59.236
More time with you, and[br]they'Il be out of the photo

1:23:59.236,1:24:02.027
They will neither pass,[br]nor get a job

1:24:02.027,1:24:06.361
They'Il get jobs, sir.[br]There must be some firm that...

1:24:06.361,1:24:10.069
prefers humans to machines

1:24:10.069,1:24:13.902
They'Il get jobs. I guarantee

1:24:13.902,1:24:16.444
You guarantee it!

1:24:16.444,1:24:21.361
Bet, sir?

1:24:21.361,1:24:26.861
Govind[br]- Yes, sir?

1:24:26.861,1:24:31.361
Even if one of them gets[br]a job in campus interviews...

1:24:31.361,1:24:34.402
shave off my moustache

1:24:34.402,1:24:36.486
Sir!

1:24:36.486,1:24:40.819
Happy?[br]- SmiIe, please

1:24:40.819,1:24:46.152
Happy, sir

1:24:46.152,1:24:50.277
Jackass![br]Honking to hide your tooting

1:24:50.277,1:24:53.236
Septic tank! Popping pills again?

1:24:53.236,1:24:56.111
I didn't do it... Raju?

1:24:56.111,1:24:57.819
This is a familiar stink

1:24:57.819,1:25:26.111
He's the sole cause for[br]globaI warming

1:25:26.111,1:25:29.319
Toss me your waIlet - I'lI buy pants

1:25:29.319,1:25:34.652
Take Chatur's suit instead[br]- Don't touch my suit

1:25:34.652,1:25:36.611
Rancho'll recognize you[br]even in underwear

1:25:36.611,1:25:40.819
Where's this?[br]- If I could read, wouId I sell peanuts?

1:25:40.819,1:25:43.611
He can't read[br]- But he can speak

1:25:43.611,1:25:47.819
Wait. Do you know a[br]Ranchhoddas Chanchad?

1:25:47.819,1:25:50.236
Yes, he lives there

1:25:50.236,1:25:57.569
Free as the wind was he

1:25:57.569,1:26:04.652
Like a soaring kite was he

1:26:04.652,1:26:07.152
Where did he go...

1:26:07.152,1:26:09.527
let's find him

1:26:09.527,1:26:12.236
Chatur, your piIls[br]- Thanks. Where were they?

1:26:12.236,1:26:14.902
In the pocket[br]- Hey, my pants!

1:26:14.902,1:26:18.486
Karl Marx says to[br]share all resources

1:26:18.486,1:26:21.986
Hey, you'll give people ideas

1:26:21.986,1:26:38.277
I want it now

1:26:38.277,1:26:41.527
What happened?

1:26:41.527,1:26:46.236
Rancho's father

1:26:46.236,1:26:49.819
Excuse me,[br]where is Ranchhoddas?

1:26:49.819,1:27:15.402
There he is[br]- Thank you

1:27:15.402,1:27:19.152
Rancho...[br]- Yes?

1:27:19.152,1:27:23.861
Sorry. We're looking for Ranchhoddas

1:27:23.861,1:27:25.777
I am Ranchhoddas

1:27:25.777,1:27:31.111
No, I mean... 'Ranchhoddas[br]ShamaIdas Chanchad'

1:27:31.111,1:27:39.152
Ranchhoddas Shamaldas[br]Chanchad. That's me

1:27:39.152,1:28:00.736
Ranchhoddas, take care, son

1:28:00.736,1:28:10.027
'Ranchhoddas Chanchad'

1:28:10.027,1:28:36.319
Raju

1:28:36.319,1:28:40.069
I'Il be in the Guinness Book for[br]driving Delhi-Shimla in underwear

1:28:40.069,1:28:41.694
That too, for the wrong guy!

1:28:41.694,1:28:46.236
Same name, same degree,[br]same photo, but a different guy

1:28:46.236,1:28:48.402
What's going on?

1:28:48.402,1:28:52.236
How did Silencer get[br]Rancho's address?

1:28:52.236,1:28:54.527
Good point!

1:28:54.527,1:29:02.236
Hey Chatur, come here

1:29:02.236,1:29:05.777
How dare you open this?[br]I got this from San Francisco

1:29:05.777,1:29:09.152
Handmade biscuits

1:29:09.152,1:29:11.652
Specially for Mr. Phunsukh Wangdu

1:29:11.652,1:29:13.902
Phunsukh Bangdu?[br]Who's that?

1:29:13.902,1:29:18.611
Not Bangdu. Wangdu. 'W'.[br]Phunsukh Wangdu

1:29:18.611,1:29:21.527
Do you know who that is?[br]He's a great scientist

1:29:21.527,1:29:25.277
400 patents.[br]The world wants him

1:29:25.277,1:29:29.486
Took me a year[br]to get an appointment

1:29:29.486,1:29:35.027
Once he signs the deal with[br]my company, I'lI be huge!

1:29:35.027,1:29:39.319
Forget Wangdu.[br]How'd you get Rancho's address?

1:29:39.319,1:29:41.652
You should be thanking[br]Phunsukh Wangdu

1:29:41.652,1:29:47.402
He led me to Rancho, See this

1:29:47.402,1:29:51.944
My secretary was here to fix[br]an appointment with Wangdu

1:29:51.944,1:29:56.402
She didn't get the appointment.[br]But I found Rancho

1:29:56.402,1:30:02.069
I checked the Shimla directory[br]and found Rancho's name

1:30:02.069,1:30:04.111
What happened to his face?

1:30:04.111,1:30:10.819
Plastic surgery[br]in honor of your visit?

1:30:10.819,1:30:13.236
OnIy one man has the answer

1:30:13.236,1:30:19.361
Sorry Papa,[br]I couIdn't fulfill your last wish

1:30:19.361,1:30:24.069
You kept asking me[br]to take you on pilgrimage

1:30:24.069,1:30:28.069
But I waited[br]for the highway tender

1:30:28.069,1:30:36.611
There the tender opened,[br]here you closed your eyes

1:30:36.611,1:30:41.277
I am so sorry, Papa.[br]I couId not be a good son...

1:30:41.277,1:30:43.069
Wrong

1:30:43.069,1:30:46.194
You're an engineer.[br]Your degree's on the wall!

1:30:46.194,1:30:50.111
You were a very good son

1:30:50.111,1:30:55.027
How dare you barge in?[br]I'Il have you arrested

1:30:55.027,1:30:58.527
No, you'll be arrested.[br]We've made enquiries

1:30:58.527,1:31:02.069
You use the degree[br]to clinch contracts

1:31:02.069,1:31:20.902
It's our friend's degree.[br]How did you get it?

1:31:20.902,1:31:22.736
This is a 150 acre estate

1:31:22.736,1:31:26.277
If I shoot and bury you,[br]no one would even notice

1:31:26.277,1:31:28.527
Get the point?

1:31:28.527,1:31:34.986
Now get lost

1:31:34.986,1:31:46.736
I'm taking Papa's ashes to the[br]sacred river. Can take yours too

1:31:46.736,1:31:51.236
Grab Papa!

1:31:51.236,1:31:56.486
Here, here

1:31:56.486,1:32:00.444
Let go of Papa!

1:32:00.444,1:32:03.402
TeIl the truth or[br]Papa is flushed!

1:32:03.402,1:32:07.027
Hand over Papa[br]- Papa goes to the sacred sewer

1:32:07.027,1:32:10.486
Get Papa out of the potty[br]- You pull trigger, I pulI flush.

1:32:10.486,1:32:11.861
I'Il count to three

1:32:11.861,1:32:18.277
Wanna shoot us?[br]Raju, scatter the ashes

1:32:18.277,1:32:19.444
One

1:32:19.444,1:32:25.444
Take us down,[br]and Papa's down the drain

1:32:25.444,1:32:26.444
Two

1:32:26.444,1:32:29.027
Then grope for him in the gutter

1:32:29.027,1:32:31.319
What is it, Raju?

1:32:31.319,1:32:34.694
We've got the wrong urn.[br]It's empty!

1:32:34.694,1:32:36.986
Empty?

1:32:36.986,1:32:40.569
Empty - we'lI empty it out!

1:32:40.569,1:32:41.527
No, no!

1:32:41.527,1:32:44.486
We'll empty it out

1:32:44.486,1:32:49.236
No... hands up!

1:32:49.236,1:32:52.444
Who are you?

1:32:52.444,1:32:54.861
I am Rancho

1:32:54.861,1:32:57.527
I swear on Papa, it's true

1:32:57.527,1:33:00.444
I am Rancho![br]That was Chhote.

1:33:00.444,1:33:02.652
Chhote?

1:33:02.652,1:33:09.611
He was our gardener's son, Chhote

1:33:09.611,1:33:14.652
He stayed on with us[br]after he was orphaned

1:33:14.652,1:33:23.902
Did odd jobs around the house,[br]ran errands

1:33:23.902,1:33:28.444
He had a passion for learning

1:33:28.444,1:33:33.111
He'd wear my old uniform[br]and slip into school

1:33:33.111,1:33:37.027
And attend any class he liked.[br]It suited me

1:33:37.027,1:33:43.611
I made him do my homework,[br]take my exams

1:33:43.611,1:33:47.069
It was going well, till[br]one day...

1:33:47.069,1:33:51.694
Our teacher saw a sixth grader[br]doing tenth grade math

1:33:51.694,1:33:54.444
Which grade are you in, son?

1:33:54.444,1:33:56.611
What's your name?

1:33:56.611,1:33:58.736
We got caught

1:33:58.736,1:34:00.236
Papa was a powerful man, so...

1:34:00.236,1:34:04.236
our teacher alerted him[br]before going to the Principal

1:34:04.236,1:34:10.902
You started it, you wiIl finish it

1:34:10.902,1:34:14.402
People pretend to show me respect

1:34:14.402,1:34:17.569
But behind my back...

1:34:17.569,1:34:20.194
mock me as an iIliterate

1:34:20.194,1:34:23.319
I won't let that happen to my son

1:34:23.319,1:34:28.194
This boy wants to study.[br]I want just a degree

1:34:28.194,1:34:31.152
Let the game go on

1:34:31.152,1:34:34.027
Make this kid an engineer

1:34:34.027,1:34:39.736
and I'll have a degree[br]in my son's name on that wall

1:34:39.736,1:34:45.402
I went to London for four years,[br]he went to college as me

1:34:45.402,1:34:53.694
He'd promised to cut contact with aIl[br]after getting the degree

1:34:53.694,1:35:06.902
But he always said,[br]'Two idiots wilI come Iooking for me'

1:35:06.902,1:35:10.986
He really misses you both

1:35:10.986,1:35:18.277
I'Il give you his address,[br]go to him

1:35:18.277,1:35:23.652
But pIease keep my secret

1:35:23.652,1:35:38.152
What secret?

1:35:38.152,1:35:43.861
You got the wrong urn, sir.[br]Papa is in here

1:35:43.861,1:35:46.486
What the helI's going on?[br]Who was that gun guy?

1:35:46.486,1:35:50.069
Complicated story.[br]Without subtitles. Not for you

1:35:50.069,1:35:53.694
Ignore it[br]- Where're we going?

1:35:53.694,1:35:54.652
Ladakh

1:35:54.652,1:35:56.736
Ladakh! Why?

1:35:56.736,1:35:57.861
To meet Rancho

1:35:57.861,1:36:00.902
What's he doing in Ladakh?

1:36:00.902,1:36:04.736
No clue. We have[br]the address of a schooI

1:36:04.736,1:36:08.694
SchooI teacher!

1:36:08.694,1:36:12.527
I'm Vice President of[br]Rockledge Corporation, and he...

1:36:12.527,1:36:14.986
A for Apple, B for BalI...

1:36:14.986,1:36:16.902
D for Donkey

1:36:16.902,1:36:22.027
Next week I sign a huge deal[br]with Phunsukh Wangdu

1:36:22.027,1:36:28.777
And he... A for Apple, B for BalI...

1:36:28.777,1:36:32.111
Today my respect[br]for that idiot shot up

1:36:32.111,1:36:35.027
Most of us went to college[br]just for a degree

1:36:35.027,1:36:39.527
No degree meant[br]no plum job, no pretty wife...

1:36:39.527,1:36:42.777
no credit card, no social status

1:36:42.777,1:36:44.736
None of this mattered to him

1:36:44.736,1:36:47.069
He was in college[br]for the joy of learning

1:36:47.069,1:36:50.944
He never cared[br]if he was first or last

1:36:50.944,1:36:53.527
Who was the first man[br]on the Moon?

1:36:53.527,1:36:54.819
Neil Armstrong, sir

1:36:54.819,1:36:57.152
Obviously, it is Neil Armstrong.[br]We alI know it

1:36:57.152,1:36:58.902
Who was the second?

1:36:58.902,1:37:00.986
Don't waste your time.[br]It's not important

1:37:00.986,1:37:04.611
Nobody remembers the man[br]who ever came second

1:37:04.611,1:37:10.527
Soon, 26 companies[br]wiIl be here with job offers

1:37:10.527,1:37:16.944
You'lI have a job[br]even before your final exam

1:37:16.944,1:37:19.152
This is your last lap, my friends

1:37:19.152,1:37:21.444
Put the pedaI to the metaI.[br]Step on the gas

1:37:21.444,1:37:26.861
Go out there and make history!

1:37:26.861,1:37:30.611
Any questions?

1:37:30.611,1:37:32.861
Yes?

1:37:32.861,1:37:36.861
Sir, suppose a student gets a job...

1:37:36.861,1:37:44.652
but narrowly fails the final exam,[br]wiIl he stilI have the job?

1:37:44.652,1:37:49.236
Very good question

1:37:49.236,1:37:53.527
Anyone else[br]with the same question?

1:37:53.527,1:37:57.194
As expected

1:37:57.194,1:38:11.486
Please come on stage.[br]Give them a big hand

1:38:11.486,1:38:13.819
For the last four years

1:38:13.819,1:38:16.902
they've been our most[br]consistent students

1:38:16.902,1:38:21.069
Consistently last in every exam

1:38:21.069,1:38:23.902
Come my geniuses, come

1:38:23.902,1:38:30.236
Their brains wiIl fetch[br]a handsome price

1:38:30.236,1:38:35.777
'Cause they're completely unused

1:38:35.777,1:38:37.402
And to answer their question -

1:38:37.402,1:38:41.527
The exam won't affect their jobs

1:38:41.527,1:38:45.902
Because no company[br]wiIl hire them anyway!

1:38:45.902,1:38:49.236
They're so unique, their[br]names will be writ in gold -

1:38:49.236,1:38:52.236
'Farhanitrate' and 'Prerajulization'

1:38:52.236,1:39:02.819
Give them a big hand,[br]please, everybody

1:39:02.819,1:39:07.819
He screwed us!

1:39:07.819,1:39:10.902
In front of everyone

1:39:10.902,1:39:16.111
God, I'll give up meat,[br]light a 1000 incense sticks

1:39:16.111,1:39:17.986
Do me just one favor -

1:39:17.986,1:39:22.069
DeIete Virus!

1:39:22.069,1:39:25.444
Burn him in helI

1:39:25.444,1:39:30.027
Fry Virus-nuggets in bubbIing oiI

1:39:30.027,1:39:33.527
You think God is a contract killer?

1:39:33.527,1:39:35.527
You shut up

1:39:35.527,1:39:38.486
You're in the center[br]of the photo every year

1:39:38.486,1:39:41.486
We're rotting in the corner

1:39:41.486,1:39:46.986
This year we may fall[br]out of the photo altogether

1:39:46.986,1:39:49.236
Know why I come first?[br]- Why?

1:39:49.236,1:39:51.736
Because I love machines

1:39:51.736,1:39:54.611
Engineering is my passion

1:39:54.611,1:39:58.694
Know your passion?

1:39:58.694,1:40:01.361
That's my bag[br]- Be quiet

1:40:01.361,1:40:05.111
What're you up to?

1:40:05.111,1:40:08.527
This... is your passion

1:40:08.527,1:40:10.319
Go post this letter

1:40:10.319,1:40:14.361
What Ietter?

1:40:14.361,1:40:19.402
5 years ago he wrote this for[br]his favorite wiIdlife photographer

1:40:19.402,1:40:23.152
Andre...[br]- Istvan

1:40:23.152,1:40:27.694
He wanted to train with him[br]in Hungary

1:40:27.694,1:40:32.736
But in fear of his dad, the Fuhrer,[br]never posted it

1:40:32.736,1:40:37.277
Quit Engineering, marry Photography

1:40:37.277,1:40:42.402
FoIlow your talent

1:40:42.402,1:40:47.236
If Michael Jackson's dad[br]forced him to be a boxer...

1:40:47.236,1:40:51.486
and Mohammad Ali's dad[br]pushed him to be a singer...

1:40:51.486,1:40:54.861
imagine the disaster

1:40:54.861,1:41:00.944
Do you get it?

1:41:00.944,1:41:08.902
Idiot! Loves Photography,[br]but is marrying machines

1:41:08.902,1:41:11.611
Your Holiness Guru Ranchhoddas

1:41:11.611,1:41:17.194
Engineering is[br]my wife and mistress both

1:41:17.194,1:41:20.861
But I still faiI. Why?[br]- ExpIain

1:41:20.861,1:41:24.944
'Cause you're a coward,[br]scared of the future

1:41:24.944,1:41:29.986
Look at this -[br]more holy rings than fingers

1:41:29.986,1:41:34.652
One ring per fear -[br]exam, sis's dowry, job

1:41:34.652,1:41:39.277
With such fear of tomorrow,[br]how'lI you live today?

1:41:39.277,1:41:42.277
How'lI you focus on studies?

1:41:42.277,1:41:46.361
Strange buddies! One lives[br]in fear, the other in pretense

1:41:46.361,1:41:51.944
You live in both - fear and pretense

1:41:51.944,1:42:00.527
You're scared to tell Pia you[br]love her... so you pretend you don't

1:42:00.527,1:42:03.236
What rubbish!

1:42:03.236,1:42:07.402
Easy to offer free advice,[br]tough to folIow it

1:42:07.402,1:42:11.111
Have the guts? Go confess to Pia.

1:42:11.111,1:42:15.069
There's no connection![br]- Deep connection, Your Holiness

1:42:15.069,1:42:20.986
Listen, if you confess to Pia

1:42:20.986,1:42:26.611
I'Il tell Dad - No Engineering,[br]I'm marrying Photography

1:42:26.611,1:42:30.694
And I'll dump my rings[br]before the job interview

1:42:30.694,1:42:33.861
Deal?

1:42:33.861,1:42:35.777
Have the guts?

1:42:35.777,1:42:44.111
His Holiness is speechIess

1:42:44.111,1:42:50.027
Let's go

1:42:50.027,1:42:56.986
FoIlow me[br]- Where?

1:42:56.986,1:42:58.944
Let's go

1:42:58.944,1:43:02.152
Hey Virus! I'm anti-Virus

1:43:02.152,1:43:03.777
Hope no dog here

1:43:03.777,1:43:06.319
Cowards! Let's go

1:43:06.319,1:43:22.277
If any danger,[br]I'Il give the Virus alert

1:43:22.277,1:43:44.444
Beware - Virus inside

1:43:44.444,1:43:45.861
Need background score?

1:43:45.861,1:43:49.611
Pia[br]- Who's it?

1:43:49.611,1:43:55.236
Don't yell! It's me, Rancho

1:43:55.236,1:43:58.944
Just Iisten for a moment,[br]then I'm gone

1:43:58.944,1:44:01.694
Say not a word...

1:44:01.694,1:44:04.819
Pia...[br]- Yes?

1:44:04.819,1:44:08.986
Those 22 minutes with you[br]on the scooter

1:44:08.986,1:44:17.986
were the most enchanting[br]22 minutes of my life

1:44:17.986,1:44:23.527
I couId spend an eternity[br]with you on the scooter

1:44:23.527,1:44:25.652
Wow

1:44:25.652,1:44:29.819
... and time stands still

1:44:29.819,1:44:40.236
Every night you ride into my dreams[br]on your scooter, dressed as a bride

1:44:40.236,1:44:46.027
Instead of a veil,[br]you lift your helmet

1:44:46.027,1:44:52.069
and come close to kiss me

1:44:52.069,1:44:55.194
But that kiss doesn't happen

1:44:55.194,1:44:56.444
Why?

1:44:56.444,1:45:00.694
Because the noses collide,[br]and I wake up

1:45:00.694,1:45:07.486
The noses never collide, stupid!

1:45:07.486,1:45:11.152
I'm sorry,[br]I thought you were Pia

1:45:11.152,1:45:12.402
I wish I was

1:45:12.402,1:45:14.652
Sis, why did you interrupt?

1:45:14.652,1:45:16.694
It took him four years[br]to say this

1:45:16.694,1:45:19.819
Pia, kiss him.[br]Show that noses don't colIide

1:45:19.819,1:45:23.611
You have my permission,[br]kiss him... He's so cute!

1:45:23.611,1:45:26.277
Who's this?[br]- My sister

1:45:26.277,1:45:36.986
Who're you?

1:45:36.986,1:45:40.777
When you were talking,[br]he kicked. First time!

1:45:40.777,1:45:44.902
He? How do you know[br]it's a 'he' or 'she'?

1:45:44.902,1:45:49.902
Papa asked the astrologer If we'd[br]get an engineer or a doctor

1:45:49.902,1:45:50.986
Meaning?

1:45:50.986,1:45:54.652
Boy becomes an engineer,[br]girl a doctor

1:45:54.652,1:46:01.236
Champ, better stay inside.[br]Out here's a circus

1:46:01.236,1:46:05.111
Your grandpa is the ringmaster.[br]He'll crack his whip -

1:46:05.111,1:46:11.361
'Run! Life is a race.[br]Be an engineer'

1:46:11.361,1:46:17.402
But you follow your heart.[br]If grandpa scares you...

1:46:17.402,1:46:21.652
put your hand on your heart[br]and say, 'AlI is well'

1:46:21.652,1:46:24.444
He kicked

1:46:24.444,1:46:26.736
Say it again

1:46:26.736,1:46:29.236
AlI is well

1:46:29.236,1:46:32.569
Kicked again

1:46:32.569,1:46:40.069
Once more[br]- All is welI

1:46:40.069,1:46:44.777
AlI is well

1:46:44.777,1:46:46.611
Who is it?

1:46:46.611,1:46:48.277
Go

1:46:48.277,1:46:53.402
You sent hate-mail to Dad,[br]here's pee-mail for you

1:46:53.402,1:47:04.319
Enjoy the pee-mail, happy reading!

1:47:04.319,1:47:07.319
Who is it?[br]- Your future son-in-law

1:47:07.319,1:47:09.652
And the wedding party

1:47:09.652,1:47:13.152
Rastogi!

1:47:13.152,1:47:44.569
Security, that way

1:47:44.569,1:47:49.027
So you all have already learned[br]about the simple penduIum

1:47:49.027,1:47:54.361
Now let's get down to the advanced[br]study about compound pendulum

1:47:54.361,1:47:58.777
It's an irregular object[br]oscilIating about its own axis

1:47:58.777,1:48:00.444
Let me demonstrate to you

1:48:00.444,1:48:02.694
What's this?[br]- Pencil

1:48:02.694,1:48:04.194
What's inside?[br]- Lead

1:48:04.194,1:48:06.861
Good. Lead is the axis to this pencil

1:48:06.861,1:48:17.486
Even you can be a compound[br]penduIum, if you oscilIate about...

1:48:17.486,1:48:27.569
Where is Raju Rastogi?[br]- Present, sir

1:48:27.569,1:48:31.152
Hi. Everybody is here

1:48:31.152,1:48:33.152
Good morning, sir

1:48:33.152,1:48:34.902
Where were you Iast night?

1:48:34.902,1:48:38.152
Studying all night, sir[br]- Studying?

1:48:38.152,1:48:39.236
Really?

1:48:39.236,1:48:42.319
Hasn't slept two nights,[br]that's why he looks scruffy

1:48:42.319,1:48:43.402
Not sIept?

1:48:43.402,1:48:45.527
What did you study?

1:48:45.527,1:48:49.861
Induction motor, sir.[br]The whole chapter

1:48:49.861,1:48:50.986
Whole chapter?

1:48:50.986,1:48:53.111
In that case, Mr. Raju Rastogi...

1:48:53.111,1:48:54.152
Yessir!

1:48:54.152,1:49:04.902
Can you tell us how an[br]induction motor starts?

1:49:04.902,1:49:13.486
Stop it

1:49:13.486,1:49:17.652
Sir, rum

1:49:17.652,1:49:19.152
Mr. Rastogi

1:49:19.152,1:49:27.611
Let's have a cup of tea[br]in my office

1:49:27.611,1:49:29.736
Sir?

1:49:29.736,1:49:35.902
Close the door

1:49:35.902,1:49:38.277
Can you type?

1:49:38.277,1:49:39.361
Yes, sir

1:49:39.361,1:49:42.902
WiIl you type a letter for me?

1:49:42.902,1:49:44.277
Definitely, sir

1:49:44.277,1:49:45.986
Come, sit

1:49:45.986,1:49:49.402
Sir, I'm sorry sir...

1:49:49.402,1:49:52.027
Please type

1:49:52.027,1:49:53.819
Dear Sir...

1:49:53.819,1:49:58.527
It is my painfuI duty to inform you...

1:49:58.527,1:50:01.986
that your son is rusticated...

1:50:01.986,1:50:05.277
No, sorry, delete that.[br]Go back

1:50:05.277,1:50:10.444
Your son, Mr. Raju Rastogi...

1:50:10.444,1:50:15.194
is rusticated from the[br]Imperial ColIege of Engineering

1:50:15.194,1:50:24.069
Come on, type

1:50:24.069,1:50:25.944
It'll kill my dad, sir

1:50:25.944,1:50:28.194
Please type[br]- Sir, please sir

1:50:28.194,1:50:34.194
My decision is final and[br]irrevocable

1:50:34.194,1:50:39.402
He lives just to see me[br]become an engineer

1:50:39.402,1:50:43.819
Should've thought of that[br]before peeing on my door

1:50:43.819,1:50:53.861
Sir, give me one chance... please

1:50:53.861,1:50:58.611
Ok, remove your name[br]from the letter...

1:50:58.611,1:51:02.194
and put in Rancho's

1:51:02.194,1:51:05.236
I know he was with you[br]last night

1:51:05.236,1:51:12.861
Be my witness and[br]I'Il spare you

1:51:12.861,1:52:03.986
You have 7 1/2 minutes to think

1:52:03.986,1:52:10.402
We won't let go of you

1:52:10.402,1:52:17.986
We're not done yet... no way

1:52:17.986,1:52:21.277
The heavens may beckon you

1:52:21.277,1:52:24.527
But we'll take up arms against God

1:52:24.527,1:52:31.152
And it's not a fight we intend to lose

1:52:31.152,1:52:34.402
You may try your best to escape

1:52:34.402,1:52:37.777
Try with all your might

1:52:37.777,1:52:44.986
But there is no way[br]we are letting go of you

1:52:44.986,1:52:51.527
We won't let go of you

1:52:51.527,1:52:59.652
We're not done yet... no way

1:52:59.652,1:53:02.694
Rancho, watch that monitor

1:53:02.694,1:53:05.277
Raju

1:53:05.277,1:53:08.944
His body is paralyzed with shock,[br]but his mind is alert

1:53:08.944,1:53:15.111
He can see and hear us.[br]Please don't cry in front of him

1:53:15.111,1:53:22.527
Speak to him normally,[br]motivate him, joke around

1:53:22.527,1:53:25.402
Good news, Raju.[br]Your dad's recovered

1:53:25.402,1:53:27.194
The new medicine worked

1:53:27.194,1:53:30.819
Is this your family tradition -

1:53:30.819,1:53:34.111
As one male gets up,[br]the other conks out?

1:53:34.111,1:53:36.736
Come, wake up

1:53:36.736,1:53:38.277
Your dad wants Pia's scooter

1:53:38.277,1:53:48.111
Should I give it to him?[br]Hope he won't dent it

1:53:48.111,1:53:54.694
Raju, Farhan is live on webcam.[br]From the hostel

1:53:54.694,1:53:57.861
Look, Virus has canceled[br]your suspension order

1:53:57.861,1:54:00.402
Problem solved... Wake up now

1:54:00.402,1:54:03.527
Everything's resolved![br]You hear that?

1:54:03.527,1:54:07.944
Rise and shine, buddy

1:54:07.944,1:54:11.361
In this journey of few strides

1:54:11.361,1:54:14.527
On the path called life

1:54:14.527,1:54:21.152
Don't quit...[br]Just celebrate the ride

1:54:21.152,1:54:24.444
Listen please to those[br]who love you

1:54:24.444,1:54:27.819
Every dark night is[br]followed by sunrise

1:54:27.819,1:54:33.277
Don't shut out those[br]who love you

1:54:33.277,1:54:39.902
We won't let go of you

1:54:39.902,1:54:46.444
We're not done yet... no way

1:54:46.444,1:54:52.986
We won't let go of you

1:54:52.986,1:55:03.902
We're not done yet... no way

1:55:03.902,1:55:07.902
Look, mom bought a new saree[br]- Brand new

1:55:07.902,1:55:10.194
It cost 2000/-

1:55:10.194,1:55:12.611
Wake up now

1:55:12.611,1:55:15.194
She bought not one,[br]but ten sarees

1:55:15.194,1:55:18.194
Look!

1:55:18.194,1:55:19.361
Hey Raju!

1:55:19.361,1:55:23.486
C'mon tell me... How do I look?

1:55:23.486,1:55:26.694
Remember the letters[br]mom would write...

1:55:26.694,1:55:29.986
Always blessed you[br]with eternal life

1:55:29.986,1:55:36.486
Don't die on her... you can't die

1:55:36.486,1:55:39.819
Look at us now, don't turn away

1:55:39.819,1:55:43.111
Smile once to show you care

1:55:43.111,1:55:56.444
Wake up,[br]don't torment us anymore

1:55:56.444,1:56:00.819
Did you hear about your sis?

1:56:00.819,1:56:04.527
She's getting married

1:56:04.527,1:56:06.527
Without any dowry

1:56:06.527,1:56:11.652
The bridegroom wants[br]nothing at aIl

1:56:11.652,1:56:15.777
He just wants Kammo

1:56:15.777,1:56:19.986
You know who the bridegroom is?[br]- Yeah

1:56:19.986,1:56:20.902
Guess!

1:56:20.902,1:56:22.986
You know him very well[br]- Yes

1:56:22.986,1:56:25.444
He loves animals[br]- Huh...?

1:56:25.444,1:56:27.569
He's going to be a[br]wiIdlife photographer

1:56:27.569,1:56:29.236
Quiet... Shhhh...

1:56:29.236,1:56:33.361
Didn't get it? It's our Farhan

1:56:33.361,1:56:38.111
Farhan will never take any dowry

1:56:38.111,1:56:42.902
Farhan will marry your sister

1:56:42.902,1:56:48.111
For free! Free! Free!

1:56:48.111,1:56:57.194
Raju!

1:56:57.194,1:57:01.361
One kilo okra, 500 grams cheese[br]for 'free' would've woken him

1:57:01.361,1:57:03.361
Why sacrifice me... !

1:57:03.361,1:57:06.152
WeIl done, buddy

1:57:06.152,1:57:10.777
So it's all fixed -[br]Farhan will marry your sister

1:57:10.777,1:57:14.402
Rancho

1:57:14.402,1:57:20.152
RascaIs... Stop fibbing

1:57:20.152,1:57:21.361
Lucky escape!

1:57:21.361,1:57:27.902
We won't let go of you

1:57:27.902,1:57:34.527
We're not done yet... no way

1:57:34.527,1:57:41.069
We won't let go of you

1:57:41.069,1:57:47.111
We're not done yet... no way

1:57:47.111,1:57:53.736
We won't let go of you

1:57:53.736,1:58:04.986
'Okra Rs.12/ kiIo'

1:58:04.986,1:58:06.611
You called for a taxi?

1:58:06.611,1:58:08.527
I did[br]- It's waiting

1:58:08.527,1:58:10.444
Thank you. Why?

1:58:10.444,1:58:12.027
I'm going to the job interview

1:58:12.027,1:58:13.652
You coming with me?

1:58:13.652,1:58:18.402
No. I'm going for the interview.[br]You're going home

1:58:18.402,1:58:21.277
Why would I go home?

1:58:21.277,1:58:28.069
Remember, we promised[br]this rascal

1:58:28.069,1:58:31.694
Give me your tie

1:58:31.694,1:58:32.777
Why?

1:58:32.777,1:58:37.611
I doubt you'Il go for the[br]interview after reading this

1:58:37.611,1:58:38.694
What's that?

1:58:38.694,1:58:41.902
A Ietter[br]- For you, from Hungary

1:58:41.902,1:58:52.444
Some photographer[br]caIled Andre Istvan

1:58:52.444,1:58:54.402
You posted my letter!

1:58:54.402,1:58:56.569
He loved your pictures

1:58:56.569,1:59:00.027
The guy wants you to assist him...

1:59:00.027,1:59:03.944
in the BraziIian rain forest,[br]for a year

1:59:03.944,1:59:21.444
WiIl pay you, too

1:59:21.444,1:59:25.319
Dad will never agree

1:59:25.319,1:59:29.652
Go speak to him...[br]from your heart

1:59:29.652,1:59:31.486
For once, dump your fears...

1:59:31.486,1:59:38.027
or someday, on your deathbed,[br]you'lI regret it

1:59:38.027,1:59:40.736
You'lI remember that the Ietter was[br]in your hand, taxi at the gate...

1:59:40.736,1:59:51.069
With just a Iittle courage, you[br]could've turned your life around

1:59:51.069,1:59:53.652
Do you think he'll like it?

1:59:53.652,1:59:57.111
Why such an expensive gift?

1:59:57.111,2:00:00.861
Our son's getting[br]his first job today

2:00:00.861,2:00:06.694
Don't be stingy at[br]such a proud moment

2:00:06.694,2:00:12.777
Farhan?

2:00:12.777,2:00:16.861
Don't you have[br]the job interview today?

2:00:16.861,2:00:20.486
I didn't go

2:00:20.486,2:00:26.444
I don't want to be[br]an engineer, Dad

2:00:26.444,2:00:32.027
What happened?[br]You had an accident?

2:00:32.027,2:00:40.069
See that buiIding?[br]I jumped from its third fIoor

2:00:40.069,2:00:41.319
Why?

2:00:41.319,2:00:46.569
Because I was rusticated[br]from college

2:00:46.569,2:00:47.902
Why?

2:00:47.902,2:00:55.027
Drunk, I urinated[br]on the Director's door

2:00:55.027,2:00:58.819
That scoundrel Rancho[br]is messing with your mind!

2:00:58.819,2:01:04.694
I don't enjoy Engineering.[br]I'd make a terrible engineer

2:01:04.694,2:01:09.652
Rancho has a simple beIief -[br]Make your passion your profession

2:01:09.652,2:01:11.361
Then work wiIl become play

2:01:11.361,2:01:13.902
What'Il you earn in that jungle?

2:01:13.902,2:01:17.611
A smaIl stipend, but I'll learn a lot

2:01:17.611,2:01:19.527
Five years from now...

2:01:19.527,2:01:24.361
when you see your friends buying[br]cars and homes, you'll curse yourseIf

2:01:24.361,2:01:30.402
Life as an engineer wiIl bring[br]onIy frustration. Then I'Il curse you

2:01:30.402,2:01:32.319
I'd rather curse myself, Dad

2:01:32.319,2:01:34.777
The world wiIl Iaugh!

2:01:34.777,2:01:37.652
Label you a Ioser,[br]for quitting in the final year

2:01:37.652,2:01:43.611
Mr. Kapoor feels you're fortunate[br]to be at ICE. What'll he think?

2:01:43.611,2:01:48.569
Mr. Kapoor didn't provide me[br]with an air-conditioner

2:01:48.569,2:01:53.194
It wasn't Mr. Kapoor who slept[br]in discomfort while I slept well

2:01:53.194,2:01:59.027
He didn't take me around the zoo[br]on his shoulders

2:01:59.027,2:02:02.736
You did all that, Dad

2:02:02.736,2:02:09.361
How you feel, matters to me.[br]Mr. Kapoor makes no difference

2:02:09.361,2:02:11.361
I don't even know his first name

2:02:11.361,2:02:14.444
You think you're the hero[br]of a melodrama?

2:02:14.444,2:02:18.444
Enough, please... he's upset

2:02:18.444,2:02:21.111
God forbid, if he did[br]something crazy like Raju...

2:02:21.111,2:02:22.986
Then the discussion is over

2:02:22.986,2:02:30.236
Don't say a word or[br]His Lordship wiIl jump off the roof

2:02:30.236,2:02:37.736
No, Dad. I'lI never attempt suicide.[br]I promise

2:02:37.736,2:02:46.319
The Rancho you detest[br]put this picture in my waIlet

2:02:46.319,2:02:50.277
ToId me to see it if a suicidal thought[br]crossed my mind

2:02:50.277,2:02:53.611
and imagine what'd happen[br]to your smiles

2:02:53.611,2:03:00.694
when you see my dead body

2:03:00.694,2:03:06.194
I want to convince you, Dad

2:03:06.194,2:03:12.402
but not with a suicide threat

2:03:12.402,2:03:16.527
Dad, what'll happen[br]if I become a photographer?

2:03:16.527,2:03:18.694
I'Il earn less

2:03:18.694,2:03:22.444
I'Il have a smaIler house,[br]a smaIler car

2:03:22.444,2:03:25.652
But I'll be happy

2:03:25.652,2:03:28.236
I wilI be really happy

2:03:28.236,2:03:31.819
Whatever I do for you[br]wiIl be out of genuine love

2:03:31.819,2:03:33.944
I've always Iistened to you

2:03:33.944,2:03:39.152
For once,[br]let me listen to my heart

2:03:39.152,2:03:46.486
Please... Dad

2:03:46.486,2:03:48.652
Dad...

2:03:48.652,2:03:56.111
Please don't go away...

2:03:56.111,2:04:00.819
Return this

2:04:00.819,2:04:04.527
Son, what's the cost[br]of a professional camera?

2:04:04.527,2:04:07.777
Can the laptop be exchanged for it?

2:04:07.777,2:04:18.444
If you need more money, just ask

2:04:18.444,2:04:23.319
Go live your life, my son

2:04:23.319,2:04:28.277
Your grades are consistently poor.[br]Reason?

2:04:28.277,2:04:30.236
Fear

2:04:30.236,2:04:32.402
I was a good student[br]since childhood

2:04:32.402,2:04:36.486
Parents hoped[br]I'd end their poverty

2:04:36.486,2:04:38.986
That scared me

2:04:38.986,2:04:44.194
Here I saw the mad race.[br]You don't count if you're not first

2:04:44.194,2:04:46.902
My fear grew

2:04:46.902,2:04:48.986
Fear is not good for grades, sir

2:04:48.986,2:04:52.402
I slipped on more[br]charms and rings

2:04:52.402,2:04:59.944
Prayed to God for favors.[br]No... begged for favors

2:04:59.944,2:05:03.611
16 broken bones gave me[br]two months to think and reflect

2:05:03.611,2:05:06.361
FinalIy, sense dawned

2:05:06.361,2:05:13.986
Today I didn't beg God for this job,[br]just thanked him for this life

2:05:13.986,2:05:18.319
If you reject me, no regrets

2:05:18.319,2:05:22.986
I'Il still do something[br]worthwhile with my life

2:05:22.986,2:05:28.777
Such frank behavior[br]is not good for our firm

2:05:28.777,2:05:33.152
We need someone diplomatic[br]to handle clients

2:05:33.152,2:05:37.402
You're too straightforward

2:05:37.402,2:05:39.402
But...

2:05:39.402,2:05:45.986
if you assure us[br]you'lI control this attitude

2:05:45.986,2:05:52.319
we may consider you

2:05:52.319,2:05:57.361
It took two broken legs[br]to get me up on my feet

2:05:57.361,2:05:59.902
Wasn't easy to get this attitude

2:05:59.902,2:06:04.444
Can't change it, sir

2:06:04.444,2:06:09.819
You keep your job...[br]I'Il keep my attitude

2:06:09.819,2:06:15.569
I'm sorry, no offense, sir

2:06:15.569,2:06:18.402
Wait

2:06:18.402,2:06:22.819
I've interviewed countIess[br]candidates for 25 years

2:06:22.819,2:06:25.861
Everyone turns into[br]a yes-man to get the job

2:06:25.861,2:06:29.152
Where did you spring from, son?

2:06:29.152,2:06:30.236
Sir?

2:06:30.236,2:06:40.402
Shall we discuss the salary?

2:06:40.402,2:07:13.861
Thank you, sir

2:07:13.861,2:07:19.986
Your Majesty, thou art great

2:07:19.986,2:07:58.236
Accept this humble offering

2:07:58.236,2:08:03.736
Govind!

2:08:03.736,2:08:14.444
You had said, 'If he gets a job,[br]shave it off'

2:08:14.444,2:08:19.069
What have you done?

2:08:19.069,2:08:24.777
I feeI naked without[br]my moustache

2:08:24.777,2:08:28.777
I've Iost my dignity

2:08:28.777,2:08:32.527
I won't accept defeat, Rastogi

2:08:32.527,2:08:38.027
The job isn't yours until you[br]pass your final exam

2:08:38.027,2:08:45.194
And this time,[br]I wilI set the question paper

2:08:45.194,2:08:50.111
Dad, that's not fair

2:08:50.111,2:08:54.152
Everything is fair in[br]Love and War

2:08:54.152,2:08:58.944
And this is WorId War... III

2:08:58.944,2:09:04.944
Rastogi, you're dead meat!

2:09:04.944,2:09:08.277
Hey

2:09:08.277,2:09:12.152
What're you doing here?

2:09:12.152,2:09:18.694
Be careful

2:09:18.694,2:09:23.111
You've been drinking[br]- Yup, had to down a coupIe

2:09:23.111,2:09:25.402
A couple too many!

2:09:25.402,2:09:29.069
Needed the guts[br]- For what?

2:09:29.069,2:09:31.694
For stealing this[br]- What's this?

2:09:31.694,2:09:38.361
The duplicate key to[br]Virus's office

2:09:38.361,2:09:41.361
The question paper's[br]in a cover with a red seaI

2:09:41.361,2:09:45.652
Dad has set it, to faiI Raju

2:09:45.652,2:09:47.652
Go get it!

2:09:47.652,2:09:54.694
Are you mad or what -[br]that's cheating!

2:09:54.694,2:09:59.444
Everything's fair in[br]Love and War

2:09:59.444,2:10:02.402
TeIl me something...

2:10:02.402,2:10:05.152
Do you really feel...

2:10:05.152,2:10:16.111
the noses coIlide while kissing?

2:10:16.111,2:10:22.319
Wait. Have some dhokla

2:10:22.319,2:10:25.861
You Gujaratis are so cute

2:10:25.861,2:10:30.277
But why does your food[br]sound so dangerous?

2:10:30.277,2:10:36.652
Dhokla, Fafda, Handwa,[br]Thepla, Khakhra

2:10:36.652,2:10:38.819
Sound like missiles

2:10:38.819,2:10:39.902
C'mon

2:10:39.902,2:10:43.027
'Today Bush dropped[br]two Dhoklas on Iraq'

2:10:43.027,2:10:46.236
'400 dead, 200 injured'

2:10:46.236,2:10:50.611
C'mon

2:10:50.611,2:10:53.111
Oh...

2:10:53.111,2:10:58.486
I can deal with Khakhra, Fafda.[br]But your name...

2:10:58.486,2:11:03.027
'Ranchhoddas Shamaldas[br]Chanchad' - Yuck

2:11:03.027,2:11:07.444
I won't change my last name[br]after marriage

2:11:07.444,2:11:13.986
Pia, we can't get married

2:11:13.986,2:11:15.736
Why?

2:11:15.736,2:11:19.694
Is there someone else?

2:11:19.694,2:11:20.861
No

2:11:20.861,2:11:24.444
Are you gay?[br]- No

2:11:24.444,2:11:30.902
Then why don't you[br]propose to me?

2:11:30.902,2:11:35.027
Are you impotent?[br]- No

2:11:35.027,2:11:37.319
Then prove it

2:11:37.319,2:11:38.527
Pia, no

2:11:38.527,2:11:40.152
Stop, stop!

2:11:40.152,2:11:42.986
What happened?[br]- We didn't inform Pia

2:11:42.986,2:11:45.111
Stop here,[br]my bladders are bursting

2:11:45.111,2:11:47.277
Shut up![br]- Are you in touch with her?

2:11:47.277,2:11:56.902
No... I have her home number[br]Then call her, I'll stop

2:11:56.902,2:11:57.819
HeIlo

2:11:57.819,2:12:00.111
No place for urine-expulsion[br]in this country

2:12:00.111,2:12:03.902
HeIlo, is Pia there?[br]- No, she's not

2:12:03.902,2:12:05.819
Is she at the hospital?

2:12:05.819,2:12:07.611
Why would she be there?

2:12:07.611,2:12:17.819
She's getting married today[br]- in Manali

2:12:17.819,2:12:20.486
Too late! She's married

2:12:20.486,2:12:23.736
Not yet. It's a six hour drive

2:12:23.736,2:12:26.319
If we rush, we'Il reach[br]before the vows

2:12:26.319,2:12:29.152
What do you say?

2:12:29.152,2:12:31.777
It's a no-brainer. Let's turn back

2:12:31.777,2:12:33.986
No turning back

2:12:33.986,2:12:36.902
Straight to Ladakh.[br]We'll meet Rancho and return

2:12:36.902,2:12:39.611
I have a Friday meeting with[br]Phunsukh Wangdu

2:12:39.611,2:12:41.402
Get into the car

2:12:41.402,2:12:44.944
If I miss my meeting,[br]the Japanese wiIl get him

2:12:44.944,2:12:47.486
They're offering him a[br]first name in the company

2:12:47.486,2:13:23.694
'Phunsukh and Fujiyashi',[br]profit sharing...

2:13:23.694,2:13:28.194
Pia weds Suhas![br]- Thanks for the suit

2:13:28.194,2:13:30.777
Virus will have a heart attack

2:13:30.777,2:13:34.902
At every daughter's wedding,[br]we're there to rock the party

2:13:34.902,2:13:55.111
Listen, I'll update Pia,[br]you peel off the price tag

2:13:55.111,2:14:05.486
Farhan[br]- We found Rancho

2:14:05.486,2:14:07.819
For Room 107?[br]- Yes, sir

2:14:07.819,2:14:10.777
You've taken ages.[br]- Sorry, sir

2:14:10.777,2:14:20.694
Off, now

2:14:20.694,2:14:22.944
Housekeeping, sir[br]- Come in

2:14:22.944,2:14:25.652
Amore... Amore...

2:14:25.652,2:14:27.111
Quick, iron my coat

2:14:27.111,2:14:30.819
Amore... Amore...

2:14:30.819,2:14:34.569
We found Rancho![br]Now you can't marry this ass

2:14:34.569,2:14:36.777
You're mad, Farhan

2:14:36.777,2:14:39.652
Don't fool yourself, Pia.[br]You still love Rancho

2:14:39.652,2:14:41.902
You're still eating his favorite food

2:14:41.902,2:14:59.944
Amore... Amore...

2:14:59.944,2:15:04.236
He's incorrigibIe.[br]Once a price tag, always a price tag

2:15:04.236,2:15:07.652
Shut up, Farhan.[br]Suhas is a changed man

2:15:07.652,2:15:09.694
He doesn't speak of[br]brands and prices anymore

2:15:09.694,2:15:12.986
My 150,000/ - coat

2:15:12.986,2:15:15.152
Why do you peopIe eat sauce?

2:15:15.152,2:15:17.736
I'Il sort it out, sir[br]- How?

2:15:17.736,2:15:20.444
Our laundry specializes in[br]cleaning mint-stained suits

2:15:20.444,2:15:27.736
I'Il clean it in a jiffy

2:15:27.736,2:15:30.027
Get it soon

2:15:30.027,2:15:33.152
But it's too late now, Farhan[br]- Pia

2:15:33.152,2:15:46.819
Let's go, Pia, we're late

2:15:46.819,2:15:55.319
Pia, it's me... Raju.[br]Don't yell, they'll kiIl me

2:15:55.319,2:15:56.277
Where is Suhas?

2:15:56.277,2:15:59.486
Housekeeping took my coat

2:15:59.486,2:16:01.486
Go... Send Suhas here

2:16:01.486,2:16:15.986
It's rude to leave the ceremony

2:16:15.986,2:16:17.986
Yeah, Farhan?[br]- The car's ready

2:16:17.986,2:16:22.111
Grab her hand and run.[br]Don't move

2:16:22.111,2:16:23.777
Sir...[br]- My coat?

2:16:23.777,2:16:25.111
You're here...

2:16:25.111,2:16:29.027
So who's at the altar?[br]- Altar?

2:16:29.027,2:16:31.694
Another coupIe of rounds,[br]and we'll be considered married

2:16:31.694,2:16:34.444
I'm aIready married, Pia.[br]Let's go

2:16:34.444,2:16:37.986
It's too late.[br]People will Iaugh at me

2:16:37.986,2:16:40.361
So you'll commit suicide?

2:16:40.361,2:16:41.361
Rastogi!

2:16:41.361,2:16:44.861
People will gossip briefly,[br]then forget

2:16:44.861,2:16:47.944
But you... you'Il regret[br]on your deathbed

2:16:47.944,2:16:51.069
that the car was at the gate,[br]Rancho within reach...

2:16:51.069,2:16:56.736
but in fear of people,[br]you married this ass

2:16:56.736,2:17:37.402
Housekeeping?

2:17:37.402,2:17:40.736
Pia, minor probIem

2:17:40.736,2:17:42.027
What?

2:17:42.027,2:17:43.736
We don't know if Rancho's married

2:17:43.736,2:17:44.652
What!

2:17:44.652,2:17:48.194
He won't be married[br]- And if he is?

2:17:48.194,2:17:50.486
Then we'll drop you back

2:17:50.486,2:17:58.111
ReIax! Handmade biscuit?

2:17:58.111,2:18:00.027
What's he doing here?

2:18:00.027,2:18:04.486
Ignore him[br]- The biscuit's very good

2:18:04.486,2:18:06.861
Till yesterday,[br]I was a law-abiding citizen

2:18:06.861,2:18:11.527
But in the last 24 hours,[br]I'd grounded an aircraft

2:18:11.527,2:18:14.236
almost assigned Shamaldas's[br]ashes to the sewers, and

2:18:14.236,2:18:20.111
made a bride elope from her[br]own wedding! All for Rancho

2:18:20.111,2:18:22.486
But he too would do[br]anything for friends

2:18:22.486,2:18:26.069
Like stealing the question paper...[br]from the lion's den

2:18:26.069,2:18:28.111
Envelope with the red seaI

2:18:28.111,2:18:36.277
He feared that if Raju failed,[br]there'd be another high jump

2:18:36.277,2:18:41.944
We were principled thieves,[br]stealing the paper only for Raju

2:18:41.944,2:18:45.777
We'd sworn we won't even[br]take a peek

2:18:45.777,2:18:47.277
Where's it hidden...

2:18:47.277,2:18:57.111
We'll grow oId searching![br]Ask Pia

2:18:57.111,2:18:59.527
Pia, your phone

2:18:59.527,2:19:02.861
Mr. Papa-To-Be![br]If you say 'All is welI', he kicks

2:19:02.861,2:19:06.152
He kicked

2:19:06.152,2:19:13.486
Pia, your phone

2:19:13.486,2:19:16.194
Found it! Rancho

2:19:16.194,2:19:35.611
HeIlo?

2:19:35.611,2:19:58.944
Quick, photocopy this

2:19:58.944,2:20:00.111
Where was it?

2:20:00.111,2:20:24.444
Put it back

2:20:24.444,2:20:31.069
We're safe![br]- Where were you?

2:20:31.069,2:20:33.111
Here[br]- What's this?

2:20:33.111,2:20:35.152
A gift

2:20:35.152,2:20:46.652
Question paper.[br]Virus set it himself, to fail you

2:20:46.652,2:20:49.319
Strange buddies!

2:20:49.319,2:20:55.944
First teach you to be upright,[br]then offer a path to shame

2:20:55.944,2:20:58.569
No way

2:20:58.569,2:21:03.819
If I pass,[br]it'll be on my own steam

2:21:03.819,2:21:22.194
If I don't, it's still ok

2:21:22.194,2:21:27.652
He'd won us over![br]I felt like embracing him as family...

2:21:27.652,2:21:48.652
but then I controlled my emotions

2:21:48.652,2:21:51.777
Damn thief[br]- Sir, please, sir

2:21:51.777,2:21:55.527
RascaI[br]- Sorry sir

2:21:55.527,2:21:58.527
Wanted to change the system

2:21:58.527,2:22:04.986
You'lI pee on my door[br]- Sir, what're you doing

2:22:04.986,2:22:07.444
Sorry sir

2:22:07.444,2:22:10.111
You are rusticated!

2:22:10.111,2:22:13.527
If alI of you aren't out by morning,[br]I'Il call the police

2:22:13.527,2:22:17.361
I wilI call the police!

2:22:17.361,2:22:18.527
RascaIs!

2:22:18.527,2:22:23.861
RascaIs, all of you

2:22:23.861,2:22:27.486
How did he get my office key?

2:22:27.486,2:22:30.277
I gave him the key, Dad

2:22:30.277,2:22:34.069
I wish I'd given this key to[br]my brother... He'd be alive today

2:22:34.069,2:22:36.111
Stop it, Pia

2:22:36.111,2:22:39.486
You think your son[br]feIl off a train and died?

2:22:39.486,2:22:40.486
Shut up, Pia

2:22:40.486,2:22:42.944
You decided he'd be an engineer

2:22:42.944,2:22:46.027
Did you ever ask him[br]what he wanted to be?

2:22:46.027,2:22:47.986
You put such pressure on him...

2:22:47.986,2:22:54.527
that he chose death[br]over the entrance exam

2:22:54.527,2:22:56.194
I don't understand...

2:22:56.194,2:23:02.652
Dad, you go to your room

2:23:02.652,2:23:07.486
Pia, don't do this

2:23:07.486,2:23:13.652
He wanted to study Literature,[br]be a writer

2:23:13.652,2:23:16.194
But aIl he wrote was[br]this suicide note

2:23:16.194,2:23:17.652
Put that away, please

2:23:17.652,2:23:22.694
No more cover-ups!

2:23:22.694,2:23:25.986
Just once...

2:23:25.986,2:23:30.527
if you'd said - Don't do Engineering[br]if you don't want to

2:23:30.527,2:23:33.402
just do what your heart is in

2:23:33.402,2:23:43.069
then he'd be alive today

2:23:43.069,2:23:45.861
He didn't commit suicide

2:23:45.861,2:23:48.402
You're right, Dad

2:23:48.402,2:23:52.111
It wasn't suicide...

2:23:52.111,2:24:09.111
It was murder

2:24:09.111,2:24:12.027
Many city roads are[br]completely submerged

2:24:12.027,2:24:27.944
Traffic has come to a standstill

2:24:27.944,2:24:32.861
Dad...

2:24:32.861,2:24:37.986
Mona?

2:24:37.986,2:24:41.027
Go back, MilIimeter.[br]Why're you following us?

2:24:41.027,2:24:43.444
Why?[br]Your pop owns the road?

2:24:43.444,2:24:46.111
Please help,[br]we are desperate here!

2:24:46.111,2:24:48.986
You can't send an ambuIance?

2:24:48.986,2:24:51.527
Get it from another hospital

2:24:51.527,2:24:58.569
The entire city's flooded, sir.[br]We're helpless

2:24:58.569,2:25:00.402
Mona, you ok?

2:25:00.402,2:25:03.777
Rancho, Pia

2:25:03.777,2:25:07.944
Rancho, you can't reach here.[br]Do as I say

2:25:07.944,2:25:13.819
The water bag has burst

2:25:13.819,2:25:21.569
Disconnected! Mona

2:25:21.569,2:25:26.944
Mona!

2:25:26.944,2:25:28.986
Turn on the Iights[br]- Where to?

2:25:28.986,2:25:36.902
To the table tennis table[br]- Pia, we're in the common room

2:25:36.902,2:25:44.902
Raju, turn on the web camera

2:25:44.902,2:25:47.611
Where's Mona? Show me

2:25:47.611,2:25:50.777
HoId on

2:25:50.777,2:25:51.944
Here, Pia

2:25:51.944,2:25:54.944
Mona, don't worry. I'm with you

2:25:54.944,2:25:56.319
Pia, I'm dying!

2:25:56.319,2:25:59.069
Rancho, even when[br]there were no hospitals or docs

2:25:59.069,2:26:01.069
babies were delivered

2:26:01.069,2:26:06.069
You aIl will deIiver this baby

2:26:06.069,2:26:07.777
AlI is well

2:26:07.777,2:26:10.902
How dare you? I'll kilI you

2:26:10.902,2:26:13.902
Dad, stay out of this

2:26:13.902,2:26:16.111
Farhan, get towels and scissors

2:26:16.111,2:26:18.861
MiIlimeter, get clothes cIips[br]and hot water

2:26:18.861,2:26:27.902
Rancho, cover Mona

2:26:27.902,2:26:29.861
Mona, try pushing

2:26:29.861,2:26:34.069
Push with alI your might

2:26:34.069,2:26:36.694
Stop it! I can't do it

2:26:36.694,2:26:39.444
Rancho, check if there's crowning

2:26:39.444,2:26:41.652
Crowning...?

2:26:41.652,2:26:45.486
Get that diagram

2:26:45.486,2:26:50.569
See if the head is coming out

2:26:50.569,2:26:52.694
Check quickly

2:26:52.694,2:26:54.277
Go!

2:26:54.277,2:27:04.027
Go, Rancho, go

2:27:04.027,2:27:06.236
No crowning

2:27:06.236,2:27:10.777
Mona, please push

2:27:10.777,2:27:14.652
Mona!

2:27:14.652,2:27:16.236
She's tired, Pia

2:27:16.236,2:27:20.277
Wake her! If she won't push,[br]it's a big probIem

2:27:20.277,2:27:24.236
They need a vacuum cup[br]- Where will they get one?

2:27:24.236,2:27:27.361
What's a vacuum cup?[br]How is it used?

2:27:27.361,2:27:31.486
I'Il show you

2:27:31.486,2:27:36.111
If the mother's too fatigued to push,[br]a cup is placed on baby's head

2:27:36.111,2:27:40.611
Suction makes the cup[br]stick to the head...

2:27:40.611,2:27:42.944
and the baby is pulled out

2:27:42.944,2:27:45.402
I can make this[br]- How?

2:27:45.402,2:27:47.277
With a vacuum cIeaner[br]- Vacuum cleaner?

2:27:47.277,2:27:48.402
Yes

2:27:48.402,2:27:50.819
That pressure's too high

2:27:50.819,2:27:53.027
I'Il control it[br]- D'you have a vacuum cleaner?

2:27:53.027,2:27:54.527
Yes, in my office

2:27:54.527,2:28:03.236
Farhan, rush and get it[br]- Here's the key

2:28:03.236,2:28:07.444
Mona, push

2:28:07.444,2:28:09.861
Oh my God

2:28:09.861,2:28:15.652
What happened?

2:28:15.652,2:28:18.902
Raju, what happened?[br]- The power's gone

2:28:18.902,2:28:20.402
How'lI the vacuum work now?

2:28:20.402,2:28:23.027
Farhan, you get the vacuum,[br]I'Il get the power.

2:28:23.027,2:28:24.694
How?

2:28:24.694,2:28:27.569
MiIlimeter, get Virus out

2:28:27.569,2:28:30.444
What nonsense is this!

2:28:30.444,2:28:34.194
Not this Virus.[br]My Virus, the inverter

2:28:34.194,2:28:36.361
Get that, quick[br]- Ok

2:28:36.361,2:28:38.694
Raju, wake up the hostel

2:28:38.694,2:28:44.486
Get car batteries, wires,[br]and a vacuum gauge

2:28:44.486,2:29:17.944
Emergency in the common room!

2:29:17.944,2:29:20.319
Where's Rancho?[br]- Here, sir

2:29:20.319,2:29:25.277
Keep the batteries here[br]... and the wires

2:29:25.277,2:29:33.277
Raju, switch off everything,[br]connect the inverter to the mains

2:29:33.277,2:29:35.611
Rancho, vacuum cleaner

2:29:35.611,2:29:38.569
Farhan, get your lens cleaner

2:29:38.569,2:29:42.736
Blower?[br]- Yeah, get it

2:29:42.736,2:29:43.902
Rancho, blower

2:29:43.902,2:30:12.319
Good. Fix this to the gauge

2:30:12.319,2:30:16.027
Rancho, I'm done

2:30:16.027,2:30:18.736
AlI switches off?[br]- Yes

2:30:18.736,2:30:20.402
Hit the table[br]and computer switches

2:30:20.402,2:30:33.944
Ok

2:30:33.944,2:30:35.444
Raju, turn on the computer

2:30:35.444,2:30:39.236
Farhan, here

2:30:39.236,2:30:43.736
Pia, come here quick

2:30:43.736,2:30:45.611
Love you, Rancho

2:30:45.611,2:30:54.152
Farhan, turn it on[br]- Ok

2:30:54.152,2:30:56.569
Pia, how much suction?

2:30:56.569,2:30:58.236
Not more than 0.5

2:30:58.236,2:31:01.819
Farhan, 0.5[br]- Cover it

2:31:01.819,2:31:05.277
0.5

2:31:05.277,2:31:10.402
Vacuum cleaner baby![br]Mother of alI deliveries

2:31:10.402,2:31:11.277
Farhan, stop

2:31:11.277,2:31:18.527
Ok

2:31:18.527,2:31:20.111
Raju, get on the table

2:31:20.111,2:31:23.444
Push the baby down, like this

2:31:23.444,2:31:25.486
Ok

2:31:25.486,2:31:30.986
Farhan, turn it on

2:31:30.986,2:31:34.444
C'mon, you can do it

2:31:34.444,2:31:41.069
C'mon, push

2:31:41.069,2:31:43.861
Do it for Champ

2:31:43.861,2:31:48.027
C'mon, Mona

2:31:48.027,2:31:51.444
He's coming out!

2:31:51.444,2:31:54.027
You can do it

2:31:54.027,2:32:04.236
Yes Mona, push

2:32:04.236,2:32:05.402
Farhan, turn it off

2:32:05.402,2:32:26.694
Ok, off

2:32:26.694,2:32:28.777
Two cIips,[br]cut the umbiIical cord

2:32:28.777,2:32:31.694
Farhan, two clips on the cord

2:32:31.694,2:32:34.944
Get scissors[br]- Be careful

2:32:34.944,2:32:40.027
Cut at the center,[br]get a towel

2:32:40.027,2:32:46.611
Pia, he's not crying

2:32:46.611,2:32:50.861
Hey Champ!

2:32:50.861,2:32:55.569
Rancho, rub his back

2:32:55.569,2:32:59.444
Hey Champ[br]- Come on, Champ

2:32:59.444,2:33:02.027
No, nothing

2:33:02.027,2:33:10.236
Blow air into his mouth

2:33:10.236,2:33:16.611
C'mon, Champ

2:33:16.611,2:33:41.819
No response

2:33:41.819,2:33:50.694
Hush Mona, say -[br]AlI is well

2:33:50.694,2:33:52.944
He kicked

2:33:52.944,2:33:54.694
What?

2:33:54.694,2:33:59.444
He kicked

2:33:59.444,2:34:02.402
Say - All is weIl

2:34:02.402,2:34:50.736
AlI is well

2:34:50.736,2:34:54.236
If Virus had said, 'My grandson[br]will be an engineer'

2:34:54.236,2:34:56.777
I would've broken his jaw

2:34:56.777,2:34:59.902
But when he finally spoke,[br]he stunned us

2:34:59.902,2:35:04.111
What a kick![br]Wanna be a footballer?

2:35:04.111,2:35:23.611
Be what you want to be

2:35:23.611,2:35:29.902
Wait - I've not finished with you!

2:35:29.902,2:35:32.819
First day of coIlege,[br]you'd asked me a question...

2:35:32.819,2:35:35.986
Why didn't astronauts[br]use a pencil in space?

2:35:35.986,2:35:38.444
If a pencil tip breaks

2:35:38.444,2:35:44.486
it'd float in zero gravity.[br]Get into eyes, nose, instruments...

2:35:44.486,2:35:48.027
You were wrong

2:35:48.027,2:35:51.986
You cannot be right alI the time

2:35:51.986,2:35:55.444
You understand?

2:35:55.444,2:35:57.569
Yes, sir

2:35:57.569,2:36:00.986
This was an important invention

2:36:00.986,2:36:03.402
You understand?

2:36:03.402,2:36:06.819
Yes, sir

2:36:06.819,2:36:34.069
My Director said, 'When you find[br]an extraordinary student...'

2:36:34.069,2:36:47.402
Go, study![br]Pass your exams and leave

2:36:47.402,2:36:49.736
And now, Student of the Year...

2:36:49.736,2:37:09.861
Ranchhoddas Shamaldas Chanchad

2:37:09.861,2:37:28.652
Sir, one photo

2:37:28.652,2:37:34.152
I wanted to capture all these[br]memories and take them home

2:37:34.152,2:37:39.819
That day, we hugged,[br]we rejoiced, we cried...

2:37:39.819,2:37:42.152
We vowed that we'd meet[br]at least once a year...

2:37:42.152,2:38:19.527
Who knew then, we were seeing[br]Rancho for the last time

2:38:19.527,2:38:23.819
Untie him

2:38:23.819,2:38:40.194
I'Il sue you alI in an[br]American court

2:38:40.194,2:39:00.069
Raju

2:39:00.069,2:39:02.611
OnIy Rancho can create[br]a school like this

2:39:02.611,2:39:08.152
But where is he?

2:39:08.152,2:39:10.486
Don't pee here

2:39:10.486,2:39:12.486
Go away creatures

2:39:12.486,2:39:33.319
Don't pee here[br]- I'lI smack you

2:39:33.319,2:39:46.986
Bingo! He cannot be far

2:39:46.986,2:39:49.402
Excuse me,[br]where is Ranchhoddas?

2:39:49.402,2:39:51.486
He's not Ranchhoddas![br]- Rancho...

2:39:51.486,2:39:53.819
Chhote... Dammit,[br]what's his name?

2:39:53.819,2:39:58.986
CaIm down. Come with me

2:39:58.986,2:40:07.277
Where's he?[br]- Rancho

2:40:07.277,2:40:16.736
Farhan, he's read all your books

2:40:16.736,2:40:26.277
Raju, he reads your blog everyday.[br]ProudIy shares it with the kids

2:40:26.277,2:40:31.694
Remember your helmet, Pia?[br]It was stolen...

2:40:31.694,2:40:35.152
Who are you?[br]How do you know us?

2:40:35.152,2:40:38.152
Didn't you recognize me?[br]- No

2:40:38.152,2:40:47.194
How would you?[br]MiIlimeter is now Centimeter

2:40:47.194,2:40:52.527
Not Centimeter, you're KiIometer

2:40:52.527,2:40:53.611
How did you get here?

2:40:53.611,2:40:57.111
I got a letter with[br]a train ticket inside

2:40:57.111,2:41:02.444
It said - 'Miss being in school?[br]Catch this train'... I did

2:41:02.444,2:41:07.736
That rascal Rancho!

2:41:07.736,2:41:19.902
Where is that idiot?

2:41:19.902,2:41:36.777
Dorje, you fIy it

2:41:36.777,2:41:43.194
Every night you ride into my dreams[br]on a scooter, dressed as a bride

2:41:43.194,2:41:46.111
Instead of a veil,[br]you lift your helmet

2:41:46.111,2:41:52.444
and come close to kiss me

2:41:52.444,2:41:56.027
Couldn't you teIl me[br]before leaving?

2:41:56.027,2:41:58.652
No

2:41:58.652,2:41:59.944
Sorry

2:41:59.944,2:42:01.361
Did you marry?

2:42:01.361,2:42:06.569
What? No

2:42:06.569,2:42:16.777
You?[br]- Almost... Idiot

2:42:16.777,2:42:19.111
So?

2:42:19.111,2:42:20.611
So what?

2:42:20.611,2:42:26.361
Do you love someone?

2:42:26.361,2:42:33.236
Yes

2:42:33.236,2:42:35.402
Who?

2:42:35.402,2:43:01.986
You

2:43:01.986,2:43:06.402
See, the noses don't collide,[br]stupid

2:43:06.402,2:43:07.486
That's right!

2:43:07.486,2:43:10.111
Rancho

2:43:10.111,2:43:11.152
Hi... Farhan!

2:43:11.152,2:43:13.694
Screw your 'Hi'

2:43:13.694,2:43:18.611
Hey, Iisten to me...[br]- No, you listen to me

2:43:18.611,2:43:21.986
I can explain everything

2:43:21.986,2:43:22.902
Hi... Raju!

2:43:22.902,2:43:27.694
How we hunted for you!

2:43:27.694,2:43:33.861
Didn't have a coin[br]for one phone call?

2:43:33.861,2:43:36.694
Add a couple from me too

2:43:36.694,2:43:42.027
RascaI, scoundrel[br]- Let him go now

2:43:42.027,2:43:44.319
Ok ok, enough

2:43:44.319,2:44:16.111
On your feet, c'mon

2:44:16.111,2:44:18.111
Having fun, idiots?

2:44:18.111,2:44:20.277
Hey... Hi Chatur

2:44:20.277,2:44:25.777
Ranchhoddas Chanchad.[br]How do you do, Mr. Teacher?

2:44:25.777,2:44:34.486
Wow, you're a teacher in a village -[br]A for Apple, B for BalI...

2:44:34.486,2:44:39.777
Our trains left together.[br]But yours traveIed in reverse...

2:44:39.777,2:44:44.861
from engineer to primary teacher

2:44:44.861,2:44:48.152
What's your salary, Chanchad?[br]5000/-?

2:44:48.152,2:44:50.361
For me that's $ 100

2:44:50.361,2:44:53.944
My son's pocket money is[br]more than your salary

2:44:53.944,2:44:56.902
Cut the crap[br]- Crap is what he gave us

2:44:56.902,2:45:02.194
Wanted to change the education[br]system, change the worId

2:45:02.194,2:45:05.236
FinalIy what does he change?[br]Kids' diapers

2:45:05.236,2:45:06.819
You gonna break his jaw[br]or should I?

2:45:06.819,2:45:07.819
Just relax

2:45:07.819,2:45:16.277
Remember I'd said[br]one day you'd cry and I'd laugh?

2:45:16.277,2:45:23.319
Sign here.[br]Accept - You lost, I won!

2:45:23.319,2:45:26.527
'Declaration of Defeat'![br]Unbelievable, man

2:45:26.527,2:45:30.402
Chatur[br]- Crazy guy

2:45:30.402,2:45:35.152
Hey, this is Virus's pen![br]You pinched it?

2:45:35.152,2:45:37.236
Forget it, man

2:45:37.236,2:45:42.027
This is for winners, not Iosers

2:45:42.027,2:45:51.152
If your school ever needs help,[br]caIl my assistant for a donation

2:45:51.152,2:45:55.486
A for Apple, B for BalI...

2:45:55.486,2:45:58.402
He hasn't changed at aIl![br]- Ignore him

2:45:58.402,2:46:00.236
He's full of crap

2:46:00.236,2:46:05.027
Good news is your name[br]isn't Ranchhoddas Chanchad

2:46:05.027,2:46:09.819
Imagine, after marriage,[br]I'm Pia Chanchad - Yuck!

2:46:09.819,2:46:12.152
By the way,[br]what is your real name?

2:46:12.152,2:46:13.861
Phunsukh Wangdu

2:46:13.861,2:46:14.944
Wangdu?

2:46:14.944,2:46:16.486
Pia Wangdu!

2:46:16.486,2:46:18.444
You mean you're a scientist?

2:46:18.444,2:46:19.902
You have 400 patents?

2:46:19.902,2:46:21.819
I won't change my name[br]after marriage

2:46:21.819,2:46:23.527
You mean you're Chatur's[br]Wangdu?

2:46:23.527,2:46:25.777
It's you the Japanese are wooing?

2:46:25.777,2:46:27.277
I don't like Wangdu

2:46:27.277,2:46:29.902
Are you a scientist[br]or a teacher?

2:46:29.902,2:46:31.902
Scientist,[br]but I also teach children

2:46:31.902,2:46:34.069
So you are[br]THE Phunsukh Wangdu?

2:46:34.069,2:46:36.486
Yes, yes!

2:46:36.486,2:46:40.652
Hey Silencer[br]- Hey Chatur, come back

2:46:40.652,2:46:43.319
Take that

2:46:43.319,2:46:53.486
Wait, I'll stop him

2:46:53.486,2:46:57.611
Mr. Wangdu,[br]I can't believe it's you

2:46:57.611,2:46:58.944
I'm sorry, Mr. Chatur

2:46:58.944,2:47:01.777
I can't sign the deal[br]with your company

2:47:01.777,2:47:04.027
What sir? Why sir?

2:47:04.027,2:47:08.736
How do I sign, man?[br]You took my pen

2:47:08.736,2:47:11.069
What pen, sir?[br]I didn't get you...

2:47:11.069,2:47:18.777
The one in your hand -[br]Virus's pen

2:47:18.777,2:47:20.444
Mr. Wangdu...?

2:47:20.444,2:47:22.444
Yes, Chatur?

2:47:22.444,2:47:27.569
A for Apple, B for BalI is...

2:47:27.569,2:47:36.361
.... S for Screwed

2:47:36.361,2:47:40.861
You got me, Rancho -[br]I mean, Mr. Wangdu

2:47:40.861,2:47:43.152
TotalIy floored me. Good one

2:47:43.152,2:47:47.611
I hope our personal problems[br]won't affect this deal

2:47:47.611,2:47:51.444
Hey Chatur - take that

2:47:51.444,2:47:53.819
I was just joking, man

2:47:53.819,2:47:58.694
Deep down,[br]I knew you'd do great things

2:47:58.694,2:48:00.569
You're fibbing

2:48:00.569,2:48:02.611
No, really, I swear

2:48:02.611,2:48:04.986
Rancho - 100, Chatur - 0

2:48:04.986,2:48:08.736
You win, I lose.[br]You don't beIieve me?

2:48:08.736,2:48:10.152
Beware of farts

2:48:10.152,2:48:14.527
Your Majesty, thou art great.[br]Accept this humble offering

2:48:14.527,2:48:20.611
Free advice, Mr. Wangdu -[br]Run for your life!

2:48:20.611,2:48:25.652
Rancho, I'll lose my job, man.[br]I have small kids...

2:48:25.652,2:48:28.402
His Holiness Guru Ranchhoddas[br]had correctly stated

2:48:28.402,9:59:59.000
- Follow Excellence... Success[br]will chase you, pants down[br]�