[loud noise] You gotta be kidding me, you're going
to risk the entire mission for a mental
defective dressed as a court jester?
This coming from a guy who wears a
toilet seat on his head?
We don't leave one of our own behind.
Hopefully Harley is still alive.
No funny business colonel, these
are dangerous people.
team two is to clear to go,
Fire on 3, 2....What are you guys doing?
What!
You. We're here to save you.
You were gonna save me?
mmmm. It was a really good plan too.
Well I can go back inside and you can
still do it. That's patronizing. I'm so sorry
Harley Quinn, Bloodsport.
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[ball bouncing]
You know the deal [grunts], successfully complete the
mission, you get 10 years off your sentence
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You fail to follow my orders in any way,
and I detonate the explosives device
in the base of your skull.
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So this is the famous suicide squad
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Num Num
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Any questions?
Hand. Yes, that is your hand. Very good.
We're all going to die. I hope so.
Oh for f*cks sake.
Here's the deal, we fail the mission, you die
We find out that any information you give
us is false, you die. If we find out you
have personalized license plates, you die.
What! No.
If you cough without covering your mouth-
Harley, Although that isn't an open invitation
to cough without covering your mouth.
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What's the play? How the hell am I suppose
to know? Your the leader, your suppose to
be decisive. I've decided that you should
eat a big bag of dicks.
If this whole beach was completely covered
in dicks, and somebody said I'd eat every
dick until this whole beach was clean for
liberty, I would say no problemo.
Why would someone put penises all over
the beach? Who knows why mad men do
what they do?
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This is suicide. Well, that's kind of our thing
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Don't you worry, Yeah? I'm going to get
you out of here alive. I'm going to get
you out of here alive.
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Oh, my God! We've got a freaking Kaiju
up in this sh*t.
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Uh Huh
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I love the rain. It's like angels are
splooging all over us.
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