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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.40,0:00:16.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Aye
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.93,0:00:19.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh dad! Look who's come to see us. I'ts our Ken!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.67,0:00:22.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Aye, and about bloody time if you ask me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.66,0:00:24.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Aren't you pleased to see me, father?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.34,0:00:26.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yes, 'course he's pleased to see you, Ken.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.63,0:00:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right, woman, all right. I've got a tongue in my head. I'll do 'talkin'.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.00,0:00:35.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Aye ... I like yer fancy suit. Is that what they're wearing up in Yorkshire now?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.61,0:00:42.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's just an ordinary suit, father... it's all I've got apart from the overalls.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.56,0:00:44.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- How are you liking it down the mine, Ken?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.71,0:00:46.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh it's not too bad, mum...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.23,0:00:50.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're using some new tungsten carbide drills for the preliminary coal-face scouring operations.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.45,0:00:52.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh that sounds nice, dear...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.38,0:00:58.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Tungsten carbide drills! What the bloody hell's tungsten carbide drills?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.60,0:01:00.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's something they use in coal-mining, father.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.69,0:01:05.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- 'It's something they use in coal-mining, father'. You' re bloody fancy talk since you left London.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.19,0:01:07.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh not that again.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.05,0:01:11.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- He's had a hard day dear... his new play opens at National Theatre tomorrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.36,0:01:13.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh that's good.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.30,0:01:15.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Good! Good? What do you know about it?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.69,0:01:18.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you know about getting up at five o'clock in t'morning to fly to Paris...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.07,0:01:21.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,back at the Old Vic for drinks at twelve, sweating the day through press interviews,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.87,0:01:25.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,television interviews and getting back here at ten to wrestle with the problem of a
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.23,0:01:30.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,homosexual nymphomaniac drug-addict involved in the ritual murder of a well known Scottish footballer.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.25,0:01:34.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a full working day, lad, and don't you forget it!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.16,0:01:36.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, don't shout at the boy, father.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.47,0:01:39.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Aye, 'ampstead wasn't good enough for you, was it?...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.82,0:01:43.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you had to go poncing off to Barnsley.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.67,0:01:46.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You and yer coal-mining friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.34,0:01:50.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Coal-mining is a wonderful thing father, but it's something you'll never understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.98,0:01:52.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just look at you!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.28,0:01:55.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh Ken! Be careful! You know what he's like after a few novels.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.43,0:02:03.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh come on lad! Come on, out wi' it! What's wrong wi' me?... ye tit!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.55,0:02:06.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'll tell you what's wrong with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.11,0:02:07.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your head's addled with novels and poems,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.37,0:02:09.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you come home every evening reeling of Chateau La Tour...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.89,0:02:10.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh don't, don't.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.75,0:02:12.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- And look what you've done to mother!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.23,0:02:14.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's worn out with meeting film stars, attending premieres and giving gala luncheons...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.81,0:02:19.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- There's nowt wrong wi' gala luncheons, lad!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.92,0:02:22.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've had more gala luncheons than you've had hot dinners!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.86,0:02:24.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh please!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.49,0:02:26.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Aaaaaaagh!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.17,0:02:27.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh no!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.31,0:02:28.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.05,0:02:29.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, it's his writer's cramp!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.98,0:02:31.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You never told me about this...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.69,0:02:33.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No, we didn't like to, Kenny.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.60,0:02:36.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm all right! I'm all right, woman. Just get him out of here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.28,0:02:38.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh Ken! You'd better go...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.26,0:02:39.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- All right. I'm going.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.75,0:02:40.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- After all we've done for him...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.44,0:02:44.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One day you'll realize there's more to life than culture... There's dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.24,0:02:45.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Get out! Get out! Get OUT! You ... LABOURER!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.85,0:02:52.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey, you know, mother, I think there's a play there.... get t'agent on t'phone.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.62,0:02:54.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aye I think you're right, Frank, it could express, it could express a vital theme of our age...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.92,0:02:57.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Aye.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.18,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh shut up!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, that's better.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now for something completely different... a man with three buttocks...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- We've done that!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh all right. All right! A man with nine legs.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- He ran away.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh... Bloody Hell! Er ... a Scotsman on a horse!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Harold! Come back, Harold! Harold! Come back, Harold! Oh, blast!