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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.26,0:00:14.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Knocking at the door]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.09,0:00:16.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh Dad, look who's come to see us,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.76,0:00:19.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's our Ken!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.45,0:00:22.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,About bloody time if you ask me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.26,0:00:23.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aren't you pleased to see me, Father?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.81,0:00:26.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, 'course he's pleased to see you Ken.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.18,0:00:27.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, woman, alright.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.70,0:00:31.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got a tongue in me 'ead. I'll do t'talking.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.69,0:00:35.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bly....I like your fancy suit.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.09,0:00:37.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that what they're wearing up in Yorkshire now?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.39,0:00:39.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just an ordinary suit Father.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.39,0:00:42.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's all I've got apart from the overalls.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.68,0:00:44.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you like it down the mine, Ken?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.64,0:00:46.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, it's not too bad Mum.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.18,0:00:50.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're using some new tungsten carbide drills for the preliminary coal-face scouring operations.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.23,0:00:52.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh, that sounds nice dear!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.12,0:00:55.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tungsten carbide drills?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.01,0:00:58.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the bloody hell's tungsten carbide drills?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.39,0:01:00.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's something they use in coal mining, Father.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.51,0:01:02.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'It's something they use in coal mining Father,'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.67,0:01:05.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you bloody fancy talk since you left London.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.21,0:01:06.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not that again.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.52,0:01:08.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's 'ad an 'ard day, dear,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.14,0:01:09.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'is new play opens at t'National Theatre tomorrow!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.91,0:01:12.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, that's good.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.67,0:01:14.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good! Good?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.02,0:01:15.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you know about it?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.28,0:01:17.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What do you know about getting up at five o'clock in morning to fly to Paris,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.87,0:01:19.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,back at the Old Vic for drinks at twelve,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.90,0:01:21.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.82,0:01:22.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sweating the day through press interviews,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.35,0:01:22.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,television interviews,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.82,0:01:23.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then gettin' back here at ten
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.64,0:01:24.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to wrestle with the problem of an 'omosexual
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.66,0:01:26.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nymphomaniac drug addict,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.93,0:01:28.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,involving the ritual murder
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.32,0:01:30.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of a well-known Scottish footballer.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.14,0:01:32.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a full working day, lad.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.57,0:01:33.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And don't you forget it!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.98,0:01:35.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, don't shout at the boy, Father -
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.36,0:01:39.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Ampstead wasn't good enough for you, was it?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.61,0:01:43.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You 'ad to go poncin' off to Barnsley!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.63,0:01:45.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You and yer coal mining friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.97,0:01:48.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Coal mining is a wonderful thing, Father.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.30,0:01:50.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it's something you'll never understand.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.87,0:01:52.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.13,0:01:52.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just look at you!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.34,0:01:52.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh Ken!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.74,0:01:53.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Be careful,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.13,0:01:53.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you know what he's like
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.46,0:01:53.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,after a few novels!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.92,0:01:54.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on lad, come on
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.71,0:01:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,out wi' it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.99,0:02:01.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's wrong with me?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.46,0:02:03.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yer TIT!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.30,0:02:04.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll tell you what's wrong with you,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.69,0:02:06.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your head's addled with novels and poems
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.38,0:02:07.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You come home every evening
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.80,0:02:09.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,reading your Chateau Notore
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.55,0:02:11.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And look what you've done to mother -
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.38,0:02:13.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she's fed up with meeting film stars,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.21,0:02:14.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,attending premieres
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.22,0:02:15.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and giving gala lunches!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.97,0:02:18.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's NOWT WRONG wi' gala luncheons, lad
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.81,0:02:22.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've 'ad more gala luncheons than you've 'ad 'ot dinners!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.35,0:02:24.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please, please!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.12,0:02:25.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aaargh!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.64,0:02:26.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh no!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.48,0:02:27.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.12,0:02:29.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's 'is writer's cramp!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.54,0:02:30.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You never told me about this.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.100,0:02:32.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, we didn't like to Ken -
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.62,0:02:34.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm alright, I'm alright woman,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.28,0:02:35.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just get 'im out o' here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.95,0:02:37.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh Ken, you'd better go.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.78,0:02:39.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, I'm going.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.33,0:02:40.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After all we've done for 'im.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.61,0:02:42.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One day you'll realise there's more to life than culture.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.78,0:02:44.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's dirt and smoke -
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.58,0:02:45.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get out -
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.24,0:02:46.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- and good honest sweat!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.12,0:02:51.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get out you little labourer!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.20,0:02:52.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Ey, you know Mother,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.57,0:02:53.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I reckon there's a play there.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.69,0:02:55.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get agent on phone.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.17,0:02:56.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aye, I think yer right, Frank,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.52,0:02:57.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it could express,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.78,0:03:01.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it could express a vital theme of our age.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.55,0:03:04.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh shut up!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.06,0:03:06.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.73,0:03:07.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, that's better.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.86,0:03:09.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now for something completely different,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.16,0:03:11.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a man with 3 buttocks.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.37,0:03:12.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-We've done that!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.44,0:03:16.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, alright!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.46,0:03:19.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A man wiv... nine legs
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.27,0:03:20.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hah! He ran away!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.84,0:03:24.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh bloody 'ell.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.14,0:03:26.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Erm...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.92,0:03:28.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a Scotsman on a horse!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.97,0:03:36.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,^ Bagpipes play fast melody
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.28,0:03:37.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ HORSE WHINNIES ]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.11,0:03:42.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ CLAPPING ]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.61,0:03:45.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ STUTTERING FARTY NOISE ]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.37,0:03:47.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ CLAPPING ]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.44,0:03:49.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Harold! Come back Harold.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.47,0:03:51.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Arold, come back!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.33,0:03:52.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Harold!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.70,0:03:53.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh blast!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.86,0:03:56.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Swanee whistle ]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.86,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ RASPBERRY ]
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,