WEBVTT 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 [Water rushing] 00:00:13.000 --> 00:00:15.000 BLITZØ: Heeeello, hello, hello Stolas. 00:00:15.000 --> 00:00:17.000 You have- AH! 00:00:17.001 --> 00:00:20.040 You haven't been answering my texts, and I sent you a bunch of funny shit. 00:00:20.042 --> 00:00:20.899 So what gives? 00:00:20.949 --> 00:00:24.000 - I was hoping my lack of "ha ha’s" in response to the photos you sent 00:00:24.050 --> 00:00:26.445 would be an indicator I didn’t want to talk right now. 00:00:26.500 --> 00:00:28.500 - Oh come on, Stolas, we just had a rough night. 00:00:28.550 --> 00:00:30.100 [Suggestively] 'Sides, you always want to hear from me. 00:00:30.157 --> 00:00:32.850 - [Sighs] Blitz. What is it you want? 00:00:32.899 --> 00:00:35.100 - I wanna feel like I’m earning my way to earth. 00:00:35.156 --> 00:00:37.699 Kay? So get your tight, feathered ass out of that lawn chair 00:00:37.701 --> 00:00:39.829 and into the bedroom so I can- 00:00:39.829 --> 00:00:40.812 fuck it. 00:00:40.814 --> 00:00:43.200 - [Sarcastically] Wow. Poetry. 00:00:43.457 --> 00:00:47.140 I’m sure such a statement would have had me swooning by now. 00:00:47.343 --> 00:00:51.350 - Uhhh, I- sh- Yeah, sure that wa- okay, that was a shitty way for me to say it- 00:00:51.359 --> 00:00:54.000 But you usually like it when I talk all dirty, and fucky, and shit. 00:00:54.009 --> 00:00:55.479 [Bird caws] 00:00:55.500 --> 00:00:57.899 - Come on, we don’t do words. We do sex. 00:00:57.950 --> 00:01:00.500 - As shocking as this might seem, Blitz- 00:01:00.557 --> 00:01:03.550 I don’t think I’m in the mood to "do sex" with you. 00:01:03.600 --> 00:01:07.280 In fact, I don’t think I’m even in the mood to do words with you! 00:01:07.286 --> 00:01:08.900 So how about you respect that. 00:01:08.950 --> 00:01:11.460 - Oh come on, Stolas. You can’t mean that. 00:01:11.486 --> 00:01:13.500 You always love seeing this. 00:01:13.650 --> 00:01:16.040 - Seeing you right now is hard! 00:01:16.049 --> 00:01:18.000 I don’t want to feel worse than I already do. 00:01:18.057 --> 00:01:22.269 It’s bad enough I got an invite to this anti-Blitzo party- 00:01:22.286 --> 00:01:25.340 an honorary invite for being your freshest ex. 00:01:25.359 --> 00:01:28.489 - Anti-Blitzo party, who the fuck’s behind this?! 00:01:28.495 --> 00:01:30.430 - Oh, it’s entirely immature. 00:01:30.435 --> 00:01:33.200 I’d never indulge this nonsense, it’s silly. 00:01:33.204 --> 00:01:35.299 - Real silly. Real fucking classy. 00:01:35.305 --> 00:01:36.800 - Kind of them to invite me, though. 00:01:36.956 --> 00:01:39.294 It might be rude not to make an appearance. 00:01:39.299 --> 00:01:41.200 BLITZØ: Verosika!? 00:01:41.204 --> 00:01:43.149 Of course that fucking bitch. 00:01:43.155 --> 00:01:48.750 - I will say, it’s rather concerning you have an entire party devoted to hating you though, Blitz. 00:01:48.757 --> 00:01:51.500 - Oh please, everyone hates me for shitty reasons. 00:01:51.543 --> 00:01:55.400 In the end, everyone’s just bitter they couldn’t tie this ass down. 00:01:55.400 --> 00:01:57.042 I’m too much imp to simp. 00:01:57.043 --> 00:01:58.899 - You really think that’s the reason? 00:01:58.900 --> 00:02:01.445 - Yessir, they couldn’t handle that I moved on. 00:02:01.447 --> 00:02:02.161 - Oh! 00:02:02.162 --> 00:02:05.100 So you’re used to being the one who crushes others’ feelings, hm? 00:02:05.105 --> 00:02:07.640 - If by [impersonating Stolas] "crushes others' feelings" you mean- 00:02:07.643 --> 00:02:10.286 ends shit before it gets serious, then bingo. 00:02:10.287 --> 00:02:14.713 I’m doing everyone a favor because relationships are boooring. 00:02:14.715 --> 00:02:15.777 [Bird sqeak] 00:02:15.777 --> 00:02:18.370 - Oh yes, very boring. 00:02:18.372 --> 00:02:19.600 So what are you doing here then? 00:02:19.600 --> 00:02:23.985 - Uh, I- waiting for you to realize how good an angry fuck would be right now! 00:02:23.986 --> 00:02:25.598 - Get out! 00:02:25.599 --> 00:02:26.985 Right now. 00:02:27.186 --> 00:02:27.700 - What? 00:02:27.700 --> 00:02:28.713 - I’m tired of this. 00:02:28.715 --> 00:02:31.313 I’m uncomfortable with how you’re speaking to me now. 00:02:31.314 --> 00:02:32.400 - Oh come on, Stolas. 00:02:32.401 --> 00:02:34.670 You can’t tell me this isn’t a fantasy of yours. 00:02:34.670 --> 00:02:39.525 You want me to show your rich, prince-y ass what a real fuckin' is. 00:02:39.528 --> 00:02:40.500 - Stop it! 00:02:40.501 --> 00:02:42.229 - Ha! I’m right, aren’t I? 00:02:42.229 --> 00:02:45.691 You get off to getting plowed by people you look down on. 00:02:45.693 --> 00:02:47.256 - I don’t look down on you! 00:02:47.257 --> 00:02:49.570 How many times do I ha- When have I ever!? 00:02:49.572 --> 00:02:53.170 You speak just like that vile Striker friend of yours. 00:02:53.171 --> 00:02:55.870 The one who tried to kill me and you couldn’t be bothered to come help me. 00:02:55.871 --> 00:02:56.528 Remember him? 00:02:56.530 --> 00:03:00.570 - Hey look- I do not sound like- I- and I didn’t know he was capable- 00:03:00.572 --> 00:03:03.286 I- I stopped him the first time, [bird chirp] didn’t I? 00:03:03.287 --> 00:03:05.043 - The first time? 00:03:05.699 --> 00:03:08.056 - Yeah, the- oh. Oops. 00:03:08.057 --> 00:03:10.828 I- uh- no, who said tha- I. 00:03:10.830 --> 00:03:14.329 - You knew someone was trying to assassinate me? 00:03:14.413 --> 00:03:16.099 - I, I- I stopped him! 00:03:16.100 --> 00:03:18.471 And I- I really didn’t think you could actually get hurt- 00:03:18.472 --> 00:03:21.685 you’re immortal and shit! You’re a fucking prince! 00:03:21.686 --> 00:03:24.056 If me and my team could kick that guy’s ass that easily- 00:03:24.056 --> 00:03:25.328 then I’m sure you’d have no problem. 00:03:25.330 --> 00:03:27.329 I suppose you are right, silly me. 00:03:27.330 --> 00:03:30.328 It’s not an imp’s place to protect a Goetia is it? 00:03:30.329 --> 00:03:32.885 - Aaand there it is. Took ya long enough! 00:03:32.887 --> 00:03:34.842 - That’s all you were waiting for wasn’t it? 00:03:34.843 --> 00:03:37.870 For me to play into this idea you have of me that I’m this prince- 00:03:37.871 --> 00:03:39.271 who thinks he’s so much better than you. 00:03:39.271 --> 00:03:40.442 Well, I don’t! 00:03:40.456 --> 00:03:43.033 Why would I allow everyone to see how much I like you? 00:03:43.034 --> 00:03:46.295 How I’ve tried so fucking hard to spend time with you, to support you? 00:03:46.300 --> 00:03:50.371 You don’t owe me those things, but you can’t just ignore all that! 00:03:50.372 --> 00:03:51.851 - You know, Stolas... 00:03:51.856 --> 00:03:56.391 I’ve spent the entirety of this morning listening to love ballads, 00:03:56.586 --> 00:03:58.713 and that was still the- 00:03:58.715 --> 00:04:01.514 GAYEST THING I’VE HEARD ALL DAY! 00:04:01.643 --> 00:04:04.713 - Do you feel any kind of remorse for what you do? 00:04:04.715 --> 00:04:07.757 Have you ever even apologized once in your life? 00:04:07.758 --> 00:04:09.871 - OH, you think I can’t apologize? [Sniffles] 00:04:09.872 --> 00:04:11.429 For what?! You want me to be like- 00:04:11.430 --> 00:04:15.242 Oh sorry, this entire time I assumed the worst because I was convinced a prince- 00:04:15.242 --> 00:04:19.413 could never love someone like me and I've let my self hatred stop me from apologizing to anyone- 00:04:19.415 --> 00:04:21.086 I could ever care about! 00:04:21.086 --> 00:04:23.985 - [Bird chirps] Well, yes. That. 00:04:25.543 --> 00:04:27.786 - Weeell, fuck you! 00:04:28.543 --> 00:04:30.538 I can sorry the fuck outta people! 00:04:30.543 --> 00:04:32.242 Just you watch! 00:04:32.314 --> 00:04:35.343 I sorried Fizz so hard he cried! 00:04:35.386 --> 00:04:38.957 And I can sorry more people, everyone but you! 00:04:38.971 --> 00:04:41.471 Cause I don’t owe you dick! [Door slams] 00:04:42.685 --> 00:04:45.170 Everyone but you. 00:04:54.370 --> 00:04:58.342 BLITZØ: I can totally apologize to the people I’ve fucked with. 00:04:58.471 --> 00:05:00.507 I mean how many could there possibly be? 00:05:00.514 --> 00:05:01.942 [Pen squeaking] 00:05:02.257 --> 00:05:03.571 [Knocking] 00:05:03.572 --> 00:05:06.286 - MARTHA: Yeas? Oh. 00:05:06.286 --> 00:05:07.570 It’s you. 00:05:07.572 --> 00:05:09.612 - Heeeyyy Martha, 00:05:09.613 --> 00:05:12.070 look, I know we killed you in the past, but I just wanted to say no hard feelings- 00:05:12.072 --> 00:05:13.971 and offer this. 00:05:18.629 --> 00:05:21.386 - Yeah, that’s fuckin’ right. 00:05:23.771 --> 00:05:25.000 [Pen squeaks] 00:05:28.043 --> 00:05:30.769 [Magical whoosh] 00:05:33.071 --> 00:05:34.200 [Pen squeaks] 00:05:45.557 --> 00:05:47.523 [Wheel squeaking] 00:05:49.942 --> 00:05:51.928 [Magical whoosh] 00:05:52.071 --> 00:05:55.000 [Applause] 00:06:00.057 --> 00:06:02.886 [Alarm blaring] 00:06:02.887 --> 00:06:04.869 [Magical whoosh] 00:06:09.870 --> 00:06:12.342 BLITZØ: Alright, and now onto the exes. 00:06:12.343 --> 00:06:17.442 Who are aaall in one place. [Sighs] Yaaay. 00:06:21.314 --> 00:06:25.104 BLITZØ: Hey buddy, you know where 666 South Maple avenue might be? 00:06:25.105 --> 00:06:29.000 - Down that way, demon dude! Sick costume, bruh. 00:06:29.000 --> 00:06:30.971 - Hey, Happy Halloween! 00:06:30.971 --> 00:06:33.699 Oh, looks like you missed some makeup there. 00:06:33.701 --> 00:06:34.771 BLITZØ: Thaaanks! 00:06:34.771 --> 00:06:36.129 It’s my face. 00:06:36.329 --> 00:06:38.129 [Engine revs] 00:06:38.928 --> 00:06:43.928 [Party sounds and crowd talking] 00:06:44.028 --> 00:06:46.920 [Screaming and glass shattering] 00:06:56.557 --> 00:06:59.429 -The one day a year the spirits can rise amongst the living 00:06:59.430 --> 00:07:02.429 and it’s spent celebrating mutual pettiness. 00:07:02.430 --> 00:07:03.643 - Uh, what? 00:07:03.644 --> 00:07:05.899 - Oh! Nothing! [Chuckling] I was talking to myself. 00:07:05.901 --> 00:07:08.965 - Cool, man, I wish I was you. 00:07:17.142 --> 00:07:19.685 - Hellooo, freshest ex! 00:07:19.687 --> 00:07:21.857 Stolas!! 00:07:22.343 --> 00:07:24.915 How’re you doing baby, you holding up okay? 00:07:25.115 --> 00:07:28.211 - Oh, I’m fine. I felt it rude not to stop by. 00:07:28.213 --> 00:07:32.213 I don’t get invited out much, but I really shouldn’t stay long. 00:07:33.000 --> 00:07:36.329 - Well I’m glad you could make it, honey. [Cups clinking] 00:07:36.329 --> 00:07:40.456 - Well this certainly beats the last earth party I attended on Hallows Eve. 00:07:40.956 --> 00:07:45.860 - All hail the demon prince, Stolas. 00:07:46.060 --> 00:07:49.396 - I was told there would be cake? [Blood splatters] 00:07:51.442 --> 00:07:54.784 - Speaking of cake, you wanna slice it? 00:07:54.786 --> 00:07:57.041 STOLAS: Ohhh..eugh. 00:07:57.886 --> 00:08:00.199 - I like to start at the neck. 00:08:00.199 --> 00:08:01.543 Or the dick. 00:08:01.543 --> 00:08:02.786 - Eeuughh. 00:08:02.786 --> 00:08:03.870 - You're right. 00:08:03.872 --> 00:08:05.600 Nobody wants his dick anyway. 00:08:05.600 --> 00:08:07.413 [Psycho-esque music] [Verosika grunting] 00:08:07.415 --> 00:08:10.785 - I- I think I’m content without slicing any of it. 00:08:10.786 --> 00:08:14.100 - Well live it up baby, you are with friends here. 00:08:14.100 --> 00:08:17.728 Fuck Blitzo in the fucking ass! [Crowd cheering] 00:08:19.100 --> 00:08:20.171 [Verosika shrieks] 00:08:20.172 --> 00:08:22.986 [Manaical laughter] 00:08:31.057 --> 00:08:33.614 BLITZØ: W-o-ow. Have I fucked this many people? 00:08:33.615 --> 00:08:36.613 Christ on a stick, I should start keeping count. 00:08:38.456 --> 00:08:40.129 Sorry for the comment I made at your sister’s wedding. 00:08:40.129 --> 00:08:41.471 Though she did deserve it, she’s a whore. 00:08:41.471 --> 00:08:43.634 Sorry for fucking your mom, though I thought it was your dad. 00:08:47.399 --> 00:08:48.965 [Dishes clattering] 00:08:49.956 --> 00:08:51.586 UNICORN: Heeey! 00:08:51.586 --> 00:08:52.520 - He did it. 00:08:52.528 --> 00:08:56.639 - Way to go Dennis. You fucking suck. 00:08:56.643 --> 00:08:58.729 - Yeah, you suck Dennis! 00:09:13.571 --> 00:09:18.043 [Maniacal laughing] 00:09:18.043 --> 00:09:18.630 VEROSIKA: Now- 00:09:18.631 --> 00:09:19.156 - Oh shit. 00:09:19.158 --> 00:09:23.956 - It’s time to hear from the special, new guest of honor of the night- 00:09:23.956 --> 00:09:25.471 Stolaaassss! 00:09:25.813 --> 00:09:27.885 Get up here, and say a few words! 00:09:27.886 --> 00:09:31.670 - Oh, no. No, no, no. No, I’m not really, um, heheh. 00:09:31.672 --> 00:09:33.186 Uh, I really shouldn’t I- 00:09:33.187 --> 00:09:36.413 VEROSIKA: Tell us all about your experience with Blitzo. 00:09:36.414 --> 00:09:39.043 That cock sucking motherfucker! 00:09:39.043 --> 00:09:41.370 C’mon baby, speak from your heart. 00:09:41.371 --> 00:09:43.685 We all here know how you feel. 00:09:43.687 --> 00:09:47.003 - Um. Ohh, ahahaha, um. 00:09:51.785 --> 00:09:52.870 [Guitar strumming] 00:09:52.871 --> 00:09:55.753 ♪ I let you get too close. ♪ 00:09:55.756 --> 00:09:59.141 ♪ I let it go too far. ♪ 00:09:59.143 --> 00:10:02.557 ♪ Now I know, now I know, now I know exactly ♪ 00:10:02.557 --> 00:10:06.114 ♪ what you aaare. ♪ 00:10:06.342 --> 00:10:10.057 [Verosika and Tex together] - ♪ Na na na, na na, na ♪ 00:10:10.071 --> 00:10:12.686 ♪ A motherfucker. ♪ 00:10:12.687 --> 00:10:16.329 ♪ Na na na, na na, na ♪ 00:10:16.330 --> 00:10:18.705 ♪ A motherfucker. ♪ 00:10:18.706 --> 00:10:21.628 - ♪ I don’t think you meant to hurt me, ♪ 00:10:21.629 --> 00:10:25.802 ♪ cause I don’t think it meant a thing at all. ♪ 00:10:26.799 --> 00:10:31.985 [All together] - ♪ At all, at all, at all. ♪ 00:10:33.028 --> 00:10:38.500 ♪ At all, at all, at all. ♪ 00:10:39.043 --> 00:10:44.942 STOLAS: ♪ At all, at all, to you. ♪ 00:10:46.100 --> 00:10:49.257 - ♪ Na na na, na na, na ♪ 00:10:49.258 --> 00:10:51.857 ♪ The motherfucker. ♪ 00:10:51.857 --> 00:10:55.142 ♪ Na na na, na na, na ♪ 00:10:55.144 --> 00:10:57.929 ♪ The motherfucker. ♪ 00:10:58.129 --> 00:11:00.772 ♪ I let it go too long. ♪ 00:11:00.773 --> 00:11:04.200 ♪ I let you go too deep. ♪ 00:11:04.201 --> 00:11:06.899 ♪ Now I know, now I know, now I know there’s ♪ 00:11:06.900 --> 00:11:09.300 ♪ one thing I can’t keep but, ♪ 00:11:09.302 --> 00:11:12.514 ♪ I, I keep on waiting! ♪ 00:11:12.714 --> 00:11:15.961 ♪ Waiting to want you less than I do. ♪ 00:11:15.961 --> 00:11:19.614 ♪ And I do, oh I do, yes I still do ♪ 00:11:19.615 --> 00:11:21.443 ♪ want you. ♪ 00:11:21.643 --> 00:11:23.729 ♪ But maybe it’s all on me! ♪ 00:11:23.730 --> 00:11:27.485 ♪ For missing every sign and every glance and ♪ 00:11:27.486 --> 00:11:29.342 ♪ every turn. ♪ 00:11:29.344 --> 00:11:32.128 [Verosika and Tex together] - ♪ No, no, no he’s a motherfucker. ♪ 00:11:32.129 --> 00:11:35.485 - ♪ Maybe there’s something here for us to glean, ♪ 00:11:35.486 --> 00:11:39.100 ♪ for you to teach and me to try and learn. ♪ 00:11:39.100 --> 00:11:41.597 - ♪ No, no, no he’s a motherfucker. ♪ 00:11:42.413 --> 00:11:47.255 ♪ Cause I am not a thief, but you were mine to earn. ♪ 00:11:47.256 --> 00:11:50.185 ♪ What if I came on too strong? What if I read this all wrong? ♪ 00:11:50.187 --> 00:11:51.770 ♪ What if we just don’t belong? ♪ 00:11:51.772 --> 00:11:53.129 ♪ All this what if, what if, what if, ♪ 00:11:53.129 --> 00:11:54.171 ♪ what if, what if, what if, ♪ 00:11:54.172 --> 00:11:55.086 ♪ why, why, why, ♪ 00:11:55.086 --> 00:11:56.799 ♪ why why why, makes me ♪ 00:11:56.801 --> 00:11:58.456 ♪ burn! ♪ 00:11:58.457 --> 00:12:01.255 ♪ Oh I don’t think you meant to hurt me. ♪ 00:12:01.256 --> 00:12:04.541 ♪ Cause I don’t think it meant a thing at all! ♪ 00:12:04.543 --> 00:12:05.686 - [Spoken] ♪ Well did it? ♪ 00:12:05.687 --> 00:12:09.385 - ♪ No, not at all. ♪ - [Spoken] Didn't mean a goddamn thing. 00:12:09.386 --> 00:12:12.913 [All together] - ♪ At all, at all, at all ♪ 00:12:12.914 --> 00:12:15.500 BAND: ♪ Didn't mean a, Didn't mean a, ♪ 00:12:15.500 --> 00:12:18.727 - ♪ At all, at all, at all ♪ 00:12:18.729 --> 00:12:21.395 - ♪ Didn't mean a, Didn't mean a, ♪ 00:12:21.399 --> 00:12:30.996 - ♪ At all, at all to you. ♪ 00:12:31.000 --> 00:12:34.500 [All together] - ♪ Na na na, na na, na. ♪ 00:12:34.500 --> 00:12:37.284 ♪ The motherfucker. ♪ 00:12:37.285 --> 00:12:40.384 ♪ Na na na, na na, na. ♪ 00:12:40.385 --> 00:12:43.464 ♪ The motherfucker. ♪ 00:12:43.466 --> 00:12:46.399 ♪ Na na na, na na, na. ♪ 00:12:47.214 --> 00:12:50.427 STOLAS: [Whispered] The motherfucker. ♪♪ 00:12:51.600 --> 00:12:54.090 - Thank you for your time. 00:12:54.091 --> 00:12:56.057 [Cheering] 00:12:57.571 --> 00:13:02.175 VEROSIKA: Alrighty bitches, let’s get wild! 00:13:02.942 --> 00:13:04.372 [Sighs] 00:13:09.528 --> 00:13:11.028 [Glugging] 00:13:11.029 --> 00:13:12.568 - Hey. 00:13:14.471 --> 00:13:15.129 - Blitz?! 00:13:15.129 --> 00:13:16.456 [Drunkenly] What are you doing here? 00:13:16.457 --> 00:13:20.698 You’re lucky everyone is drunk or you would be murdered right now. 00:13:20.700 --> 00:13:23.929 - Ah, no, it’s good I’m in a disguise. 00:13:28.428 --> 00:13:29.500 - Wow. 00:13:29.500 --> 00:13:31.685 I’ve never seen you throw 'em back like this. 00:13:31.687 --> 00:13:33.586 - Came just to judge me, is that it? 00:13:33.586 --> 00:13:35.043 - No, I just- 00:13:35.043 --> 00:13:38.298 this was the final stop on the apology tour I’ve been on today. 00:13:38.299 --> 00:13:40.884 - Oh, yes, I recall. 00:13:40.885 --> 00:13:44.115 Everyone but me is getting your cheap apologies tonight, hm? 00:13:44.115 --> 00:13:47.221 Well, you certainly have your work cut out for you. 00:13:47.229 --> 00:13:49.599 - Look, how I acted this morning… 00:13:49.600 --> 00:13:51.442 it was fucked, okay? 00:13:51.442 --> 00:13:52.971 - This morning? 00:13:52.971 --> 00:13:56.713 Ughhh, why did you show up there? Why’d you show up here? 00:13:56.715 --> 00:13:59.971 - You already asked that, but look, I-I just really need to… 00:13:59.971 --> 00:14:02.656 to talk to you, to- to explain. 00:14:02.658 --> 00:14:03.349 - Oh? 00:14:03.350 --> 00:14:06.086 - [Sighs] I’ve always been real shit at sorries, kay? 00:14:06.086 --> 00:14:08.756 They’re for pussies and no one fuckin’ deserves them anyway, 00:14:08.758 --> 00:14:12.975 but I [sighs] felt like maybe you actually needed one. 00:14:12.976 --> 00:14:15.385 [Sarcastically] - Oooooh lucky meeeeee! 00:14:15.386 --> 00:14:17.724 - Oh shit. Okay, what I mean is, 00:14:17.729 --> 00:14:20.386 I said sorry a lot today and, honestly, 00:14:20.386 --> 00:14:21.855 didn’t really mean any of it. 00:14:21.856 --> 00:14:24.785 Because the only one I wanted to say it to... 00:14:24.787 --> 00:14:25.942 Was you, Stol's. 00:14:25.943 --> 00:14:28.586 I just, [sigh] this whole thing we had going- 00:14:28.586 --> 00:14:31.000 I’m- I mean you’re a fucking prince. 00:14:31.001 --> 00:14:34.270 How could you ever actually care for an imp? 00:14:34.714 --> 00:14:35.614 Me. 00:14:36.500 --> 00:14:37.663 How could anybody? 00:14:37.663 --> 00:14:39.141 - Blitz. 00:14:39.143 --> 00:14:42.599 There is a crowd full of people here, 00:14:42.600 --> 00:14:44.685 who cared so much, 00:14:44.686 --> 00:14:48.942 they throw an entire fucking party about hating you, 00:14:48.942 --> 00:14:50.428 every year! 00:14:51.143 --> 00:14:53.913 Do you know how much you have to care to do something as stupid as that? 00:14:53.913 --> 00:14:56.620 - Stolas, you are better off without me. Kay? 00:14:56.620 --> 00:14:58.000 You deserve so mu- 00:14:58.000 --> 00:15:00.456 I don’t even know why you would want to be with me. 00:15:00.457 --> 00:15:02.755 - You wanna know what I want? 00:15:02.756 --> 00:15:04.885 I want to know what it’s like, 00:15:04.886 --> 00:15:06.785 to not be alone. 00:15:07.942 --> 00:15:10.770 I want to be someone’s someone. 00:15:10.772 --> 00:15:13.528 I want to feel wanted. 00:15:13.529 --> 00:15:17.100 But like, in a romantic way, like I’m standing out in the rain 00:15:17.100 --> 00:15:19.743 at a train station and someone is shouting: 00:15:19.744 --> 00:15:25.243 “Harriet! Don’t get on that train, it’s going to London and I cannot be without you!” 00:15:25.244 --> 00:15:28.028 - Oh Stolas, that’s... a rom-com. 00:15:28.029 --> 00:15:30.000 - Oh fuck you. 00:15:30.600 --> 00:15:32.098 The point is, I just… 00:15:32.100 --> 00:15:34.757 want someone to care if I stay or go. 00:15:34.758 --> 00:15:37.228 I want someone to want me. 00:15:37.229 --> 00:15:39.653 To want to see me. To hold me. 00:15:39.657 --> 00:15:42.100 Look at me and think: "Well you’re the only one I want. 00:15:42.100 --> 00:15:47.370 I desire to hold you and talk to you, never let you feel so…" 00:15:50.942 --> 00:15:53.057 You! Why are you here? 00:15:53.057 --> 00:15:55.280 I don’t want you here, go home please! 00:15:55.285 --> 00:15:57.073 Let me not feel so sad. 00:15:57.075 --> 00:15:59.697 [Sobbing] 00:16:01.600 --> 00:16:03.418 [Deep breath] 00:16:08.243 --> 00:16:08.757 - Hey. 00:16:08.758 --> 00:16:10.343 - Oh, heh. Hello. 00:16:10.344 --> 00:16:11.957 - Great song earlier. 00:16:11.957 --> 00:16:12.785 You have great pipes. 00:16:12.787 --> 00:16:14.057 - Thank you. 00:16:14.057 --> 00:16:16.742 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, he sings fantastic, we’re talking here. 00:16:16.744 --> 00:16:20.485 - Well, I just wanted to see if maybe, I don't know, 00:16:20.486 --> 00:16:22.442 you’d wanna... dance? 00:16:22.442 --> 00:16:26.170 - You want to dance… 00:16:26.172 --> 00:16:27.100 with me? 00:16:27.100 --> 00:16:28.456 - Yeah. 00:16:32.743 --> 00:16:34.629 - Okay! 00:16:40.629 --> 00:16:46.028 [Stolas giggling] 00:16:56.500 --> 00:16:57.870 - Hey Ver. 00:16:57.899 --> 00:17:01.242 - So. An apology tour, huh? 00:17:01.244 --> 00:17:04.213 You got a lot of balls coming here, Blitzo. 00:17:04.214 --> 00:17:06.586 - Yeah, I know, everyone here hates me. 00:17:06.586 --> 00:17:09.585 - Yep. That’s the point. 00:17:09.586 --> 00:17:10.299 Dumbass. 00:17:10.303 --> 00:17:11.913 - So what, you’re waiting for your sorry? 00:17:11.913 --> 00:17:14.371 - Oh fuck you, you little prick. 00:17:14.372 --> 00:17:19.143 - Well I’m sorry, for always telling it like it is sister. 00:17:20.171 --> 00:17:21.700 What, I’m just being honest! 00:17:21.701 --> 00:17:23.400 I’m sorry for dumping ya! 00:17:23.401 --> 00:17:26.013 Sorry for not falling head over heels for you! 00:17:26.013 --> 00:17:28.899 Or that guy! Or fucking Dennis! 00:17:28.901 --> 00:17:30.671 Or- or anyone at this- 00:17:30.672 --> 00:17:31.442 stupid- 00:17:31.443 --> 00:17:32.200 fucking- 00:17:32.201 --> 00:17:33.043 party! 00:17:33.044 --> 00:17:36.528 - Ha, oh you are so fucking shitty! 00:17:36.529 --> 00:17:37.828 Do you hear yourself? 00:17:37.829 --> 00:17:41.213 - Everyone’s shitty! Hello!? We live in hell! 00:17:41.214 --> 00:17:45.369 Why am I all of a sudden the bad guy just for sucking at relationships? 00:17:45.371 --> 00:17:47.674 - Are you expecting... sympathy? 00:17:47.674 --> 00:17:51.128 [Baby voice] Awww poor Bwitz, finawwy having to own 00:17:51.130 --> 00:17:54.629 that his actions affect other peoples fee fees. 00:17:54.630 --> 00:17:56.953 [Regular voice] Bitch, please. 00:17:59.570 --> 00:18:01.255 How do you think I felt? 00:18:01.257 --> 00:18:03.999 When the fun guy I was dating decided to just- 00:18:04.000 --> 00:18:06.557 bail on me because I made the shitty mistake of saying 00:18:06.557 --> 00:18:08.298 I love... 00:18:08.299 --> 00:18:08.771 Ugh! 00:18:08.771 --> 00:18:11.841 It was the most embarrassing feeling. 00:18:11.843 --> 00:18:14.300 To be vulnerable for once and, 00:18:14.300 --> 00:18:15.902 you really just... 00:18:15.903 --> 00:18:20.556 know how to send a message in the shittiest fucking way. 00:18:20.557 --> 00:18:25.429 The worst part is you still make me feel like a bad person for being angry at you now. 00:18:29.929 --> 00:18:35.000 But hosting this party for everyone else you’ve dicked over? 00:18:35.000 --> 00:18:38.770 At least I can help others cope with the shit you did. - [Imp crying] 00:18:39.700 --> 00:18:42.343 - What? No snarky come back? 00:18:42.344 --> 00:18:43.571 - No. 00:18:44.171 --> 00:18:45.700 You’re right. 00:18:46.156 --> 00:18:49.270 I actually am, you know? 00:18:49.271 --> 00:18:50.985 Sorry. 00:18:51.385 --> 00:18:54.363 I- I don’t wanna be this way. 00:18:54.729 --> 00:18:56.671 Not forever. 00:18:58.429 --> 00:19:02.043 - Hmph. Looks like Stolas is having a good time. 00:19:02.044 --> 00:19:04.442 BLITZØ: Yeah, well he needs it. 00:19:04.986 --> 00:19:07.714 [Stolas laughing] 00:19:07.714 --> 00:19:09.656 [Moaning] 00:19:11.971 --> 00:19:13.757 - Oh, a really good time. 00:19:13.758 --> 00:19:14.942 - Oh that 00:19:14.943 --> 00:19:15.729 BIRD- 00:19:15.730 --> 00:19:16.713 STEALING- 00:19:16.714 --> 00:19:18.176 COCK BAG! 00:19:18.200 --> 00:19:20.056 [Growling] - Hooold it Blitz. 00:19:20.057 --> 00:19:24.556 You know, if you wanna change, it just starts with saying: 00:19:24.557 --> 00:19:27.213 “Good for him, hope he gets laid.” 00:19:27.214 --> 00:19:30.148 Heh, here have some cake, fuckwad. 00:19:36.042 --> 00:19:38.585 [Synth music] 00:19:38.586 --> 00:19:41.685 VEROSIKA: ♪ Ever since you went away. ♪ 00:19:41.686 --> 00:19:45.299 ♪ I’ve been haunted. Haunted. ♪ 00:19:45.789 --> 00:19:49.240 ♪ I always get whatever I want. ♪ 00:19:49.242 --> 00:19:53.626 ♪ And I wanted. I wanted you. ♪ 00:19:53.628 --> 00:19:56.141 ♪ So now I’m drawing circles in the sand, ♪ 00:19:56.143 --> 00:19:57.757 ♪ try'na to understand ♪ 00:19:57.758 --> 00:20:00.449 ♪ how you do the things you do. ♪ 00:20:01.413 --> 00:20:04.128 ♪ Baby I’m not over it, ♪ 00:20:04.200 --> 00:20:06.500 ♪ but I’m over you. ♪ 00:20:06.500 --> 00:20:09.242 ♪ I’m over you, you, you. ♪ 00:20:09.299 --> 00:20:11.614 ♪ Baby I’m not over it, ♪ 00:20:11.729 --> 00:20:14.028 ♪ but I’m over you. ♪ 00:20:14.128 --> 00:20:16.792 ♪ I’m over you, you you. ♪♪ 00:20:16.799 --> 00:20:20.870 [People chattering] 00:20:25.757 --> 00:20:27.056 [Radio clicking on] 00:20:27.057 --> 00:20:28.786 [Verosika singing on radio] ♪ Sometimes it still hurts a bit, ♪ 00:20:28.787 --> 00:20:30.717 ♪ sometimes I’m so full of shit, ♪ 00:20:30.718 --> 00:20:32.814 ♪ but this much is true. ♪ 00:20:32.815 --> 00:20:34.629 [Drawn out car honking] 00:20:34.630 --> 00:20:36.986 ♪ Baby I’m not over it, ♪ 00:20:37.242 --> 00:20:39.299 ♪ I’m over you. ♪ 00:20:39.300 --> 00:20:49.199 [Echoing] ♪ I'm over you ♪ 00:20:49.614 --> 00:20:52.971 ♪ I thought that I could stomp you out ♪ 00:20:52.971 --> 00:20:54.956 ♪ like a fire, ♪ 00:20:54.958 --> 00:20:56.800 ♪ like a flame. ♪ 00:20:57.242 --> 00:21:00.756 ♪ It’s done but now I'm covered in ashes, ♪ 00:21:00.758 --> 00:21:04.413 ♪ and I still feel the same. ♪ 00:21:04.900 --> 00:21:09.814 ♪ I guess if I get rid of every sign of what we ever did ♪ 00:21:10.286 --> 00:21:16.429 ♪ there’d be no one left to blame! ♪ 00:21:16.430 --> 00:21:18.356 ♪ Ohhh. ♪ 00:21:20.343 --> 00:21:23.099 ♪ Baby I’m not over it, ♪ 00:21:23.099 --> 00:21:25.307 ♪ I’m over you, ♪ 00:21:25.314 --> 00:21:27.779 ♪ I’m over you. ♪ 00:21:28.457 --> 00:21:32.614 ♪ Yeah, I try to look ahead, sometimes I look back instead. ♪ 00:21:32.615 --> 00:21:35.814 ♪ Think I always knew, ohhhh. ♪ 00:21:35.815 --> 00:21:38.600 ♪ Baby I’ll get over it, ♪ 00:21:38.601 --> 00:21:40.614 ♪ I got over you. ♪ 00:21:40.615 --> 00:21:51.013 [Echoing] ♪ I got over you. ♪♪