WEBVTT 00:00:11.000 --> 00:00:20.000 INDOXXI Support dengan like & share :) 00:00:20.560 --> 00:00:22.551 (# Scratchy hip hop breaks) 00:00:34.000 --> 00:00:37.197 Hey, what's up, everybody? I'm Thurgood Jenkins. 00:00:37.240 --> 00:00:40.312 It's funny, but I can trace the entire path of my life 00:00:40.360 --> 00:00:42.954 to one childhood memory. 00:00:43.000 --> 00:00:47.152 My last clear memory, really. It was the summer before ninth grade. 00:00:47.200 --> 00:00:52.593 There was me, Brian, Kenny, Scarface and, of course, the loveable Old James. 00:00:52.640 --> 00:00:57.111 Hold on, wait a minute, Old James? Old James wasn't there. 00:00:57.160 --> 00:01:00.470 I don't even know nobody named Old James. Shoot. 00:01:00.520 --> 00:01:01.919 Go on! 00:01:03.800 --> 00:01:07.873 - Why don't you light it up there, brother? - All right, here goes nothing. 00:01:07.920 --> 00:01:12.232 (Whoosh, brass fanfare) 00:01:12.280 --> 00:01:13.269 (Coughs) 00:01:13.320 --> 00:01:18.474 I don't remember graduating. My first sexual experience - I don't remember that either. 00:01:18.520 --> 00:01:25.119 But, man, I will never, ever forget the first time I smoked that sweet, sweet chiba. 00:01:25.160 --> 00:01:29.392 - Feel anything? - Yeah, I feel my chest cavin' in. 00:01:30.160 --> 00:01:32.879 - Man, this stuff didn't even work. - Man! 00:01:32.920 --> 00:01:37.072 Come on, let's get some candy and get out of here, B. 00:01:50.400 --> 00:01:55.030 I've heard people say they don't get high the first time they smoke. 00:01:55.080 --> 00:01:57.799 Not me. No, not us. 00:01:57.840 --> 00:02:00.912 We were really, really high. 00:02:00.960 --> 00:02:03.428 We was tore up! 00:02:11.680 --> 00:02:14.717 - Do you guys feel different? - A little. 00:02:14.760 --> 00:02:16.716 How about you, Scarface? 00:02:17.560 --> 00:02:19.152 (Raygun blast) 00:02:19.200 --> 00:02:21.555 - And you, Kenny? - (Slurping) 00:02:23.840 --> 00:02:27.549 I haven't been so thirsty in my entire life. 00:02:27.600 --> 00:02:29.909 - (# Easy-listening rock) - Do you guys hear that? 00:02:29.960 --> 00:02:32.428 Feels like Jerry Garcia's in my head. 00:02:32.480 --> 00:02:34.471 Am I going crazy? 00:02:34.520 --> 00:02:39.674 We look at that day as the day we met the fifth member of our crew... marijuana! 00:02:41.240 --> 00:02:43.435 - Oh, Lord, we was hooked! - (Thud) 00:02:44.960 --> 00:02:47.428 So now we all live together in New York. 00:02:47.480 --> 00:02:50.278 I myself am a master of the custodial arts. 00:02:50.320 --> 00:02:54.029 Or a janitor, if you want to be a dick about it. 00:02:54.080 --> 00:02:58.119 Anyway, I work at this lab, Frankensense and Burr Pharmaceutical. 00:02:58.160 --> 00:03:02.756 They do pharmaceutical testing for the government and big corporations. 00:03:02.800 --> 00:03:05.792 And I am the happiest custodian alive. 00:03:05.840 --> 00:03:08.434 # To the water... # 00:03:08.480 --> 00:03:11.438 This job sucks. 00:03:14.320 --> 00:03:18.108 Abba-Zaba... you are my only friend. 00:03:18.160 --> 00:03:21.152 It could be worse. I could have Scarface's job. 00:03:21.200 --> 00:03:25.512 - Heifer with cheese. - You son of a bitch, I'm right behind you! 00:03:25.560 --> 00:03:28.154 Turn and ask me for a Heifer with cheese, yo! 00:03:28.200 --> 00:03:31.909 Why you gotta make me feel inferior cos I'm on the grill, B? Damn! 00:03:31.960 --> 00:03:34.679 Scarface is a hyper guy for a pothead. 00:03:34.720 --> 00:03:35.755 Sorry. 00:03:35.800 --> 00:03:38.712 Kenny is probably doing the best out of all of us. 00:03:38.760 --> 00:03:41.479 He's a kindergarten teacher downtown, 00:03:41.520 --> 00:03:45.354 which I know might scare parents, seeing as how he's a weedhead. 00:03:45.400 --> 00:03:50.599 Let me tell you, man, that guy does wonders for those children's self-esteem. 00:03:50.640 --> 00:03:53.359 - Thank you. - I love you so much, little one. 00:03:54.200 --> 00:03:57.397 All of you. All of you are so good. 00:03:57.440 --> 00:04:03.709 Brian works at a new and used record store. He gets to talk about music all day. 00:04:03.760 --> 00:04:06.149 Perfect job for a stoner. 00:04:06.200 --> 00:04:10.193 Lady, you want seven bucks for a used Kenny Loggins record? 00:04:10.880 --> 00:04:13.917 - I'll give you five. - Uh-uh, he autographed it himself. 00:04:15.920 --> 00:04:19.435 - All right, I'll give you four. - (Suppressed laughter) 00:04:19.480 --> 00:04:21.709 Jan, stop it, man. 00:04:21.959 --> 00:04:25.475 As far as herb goes, you can get it all over this town. 00:04:25.520 --> 00:04:29.115 They might call it the city that never sleeps, but I'll tell you this, 00:04:29.160 --> 00:04:32.232 it takes a lot of fuckin' weed naps. 00:04:32.280 --> 00:04:33.759 Free! 00:04:33.800 --> 00:04:38.112 You can get the stuff at corner stores called bodegas. Say it with me. 00:04:39.000 --> 00:04:42.072 Bodegas. Yes, very good. 00:04:42.120 --> 00:04:45.954 These places always have incredibly old products, 00:04:46.000 --> 00:04:48.036 but the weed ain't bad. 00:04:48.080 --> 00:04:53.518 - Let me get four dime bags. - I have no idea what you're talking about. 00:04:56.960 --> 00:05:00.953 Jose, you crazy, man. Come on, man, let me get them dimes. 00:05:01.000 --> 00:05:03.719 The problem is they never remember you. 00:05:03.760 --> 00:05:07.196 You have to do something extreme to let 'em know you're cool. 00:05:07.240 --> 00:05:11.995 - Hey, fellas. Y'all know me. Look at this. - Hey, black ass! 00:05:13.320 --> 00:05:16.517 - Why you didn't moon us earlier? - It's a little degrading. 00:05:17.360 --> 00:05:20.557 You can get it from the Rastas at Washington Square Park. 00:05:20.600 --> 00:05:25.071 But their stuff ain't weed most of the time. I don't fall for that shit any more. 00:05:28.400 --> 00:05:31.995 Then there's a delivery service run by Samson Simpson. 00:05:32.040 --> 00:05:37.353 When you can afford it, this is the best way. You can get anything from weed to heroin. 00:05:37.400 --> 00:05:40.710 - I don't do drugs, though, just weed. - (Doorbell) 00:05:40.760 --> 00:05:41.749 Coming. 00:05:41.800 --> 00:05:47.557 You call them up and a half-hour later you got a delivery guy at your house. 00:05:47.600 --> 00:05:50.273 - (Knock) - What a country! 00:05:52.120 --> 00:05:54.873 You called about your plumbing? Empty pipes? 00:05:54.920 --> 00:05:58.469 - (Whispers) Secret code. - Come on in. 00:06:00.280 --> 00:06:03.477 - Highs, mediums or lows? - How are the highs, man? 00:06:03.520 --> 00:06:09.595 I'd say they got a piney taste, almost minty. Notice the little red hairs and rich greenery? 00:06:09.640 --> 00:06:13.713 - I see those. - The highest grade hydroponics in the city. 00:06:13.760 --> 00:06:18.959 What, did you go to weed college? Damn, nigger. All right, give me a 50 bag of that. 00:06:21.040 --> 00:06:23.235 - Been a pleasure. - Pleasure's all mine. 00:06:23.280 --> 00:06:26.158 - Tell Samson I say hello, would you? - Sure thing. 00:06:26.200 --> 00:06:32.036 Everybody has their own little ritual when it comes to smoking. We were no different. 00:06:32.080 --> 00:06:35.356 - Break out Billy Bong Thornton. - Yeah! 00:06:41.400 --> 00:06:44.631 Billy, good to see you, man! 00:06:48.040 --> 00:06:50.349 All right, light it up. 00:06:50.400 --> 00:06:52.197 Shoes off. 00:06:54.560 --> 00:06:59.839 - Oh. Brian, put yours back on, man. - For real, amigo. Do your sock laundry, yo. 00:07:02.280 --> 00:07:03.998 Gentlemen... 00:07:04.800 --> 00:07:07.394 assume your positions. 00:07:07.440 --> 00:07:10.318 (# Blissed-out reggae) 00:07:13.000 --> 00:07:15.514 Fire in the hole. 00:07:30.240 --> 00:07:33.630 - Yo, who's on munchies tonight, yo? - Not me. 00:07:33.680 --> 00:07:35.557 I guess that'd be me. 00:07:38.280 --> 00:07:40.635 What do you guys want? 00:07:40.680 --> 00:07:42.955 Get some... 00:07:43.000 --> 00:07:47.994 sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man. 00:07:48.040 --> 00:07:53.034 Some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some H�agen-Dazs ice-cream bars. 00:07:53.080 --> 00:07:56.152 Make sure, chocolate. Gotta have chocolate, man. 00:07:56.200 --> 00:07:59.351 Some popcorn, bread popcorn. Graham crackers. 00:07:59.400 --> 00:08:03.552 Graham crackers with the marshmallows, chocolate bars. We'll make smores, man! 00:08:03.600 --> 00:08:05.397 That's what I was sayin'! 00:08:06.720 --> 00:08:10.633 Also celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the crunch berries. 00:08:10.680 --> 00:08:15.390 Pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man. Everything on 'em. 00:08:15.440 --> 00:08:17.749 With water, a whole lot of water. 00:08:17.800 --> 00:08:19.791 And... 00:08:19.840 --> 00:08:21.796 Funyuns. 00:08:21.840 --> 00:08:23.831 Yeah. 00:08:24.960 --> 00:08:27.315 - That's it? - Yeah. 00:08:27.360 --> 00:08:29.351 Anyone want anything else? 00:08:29.400 --> 00:08:31.994 Oh, yeah. Get me a box of condoms 00:08:32.039 --> 00:08:34.554 and... what's that stuff? 00:08:34.600 --> 00:08:37.990 We used to eat it all the time back in the day. Pussy! 00:08:38.039 --> 00:08:41.191 - You got it. - Thanks, man. 00:08:41.240 --> 00:08:42.991 And, hey... 00:08:43.039 --> 00:08:47.989 If I'm not back in ten minutes, call the police. 00:08:54.440 --> 00:08:57.671 If he ain't back in ten minutes, we callin' Domino's! 00:09:05.880 --> 00:09:07.836 (Whinnying) 00:09:12.480 --> 00:09:15.313 Hey, girl, you hungry? 00:09:15.360 --> 00:09:17.351 Fuck you, nigger! 00:09:17.400 --> 00:09:20.437 Hey, I'm sorry. I was talking to the horse here. 00:09:21.960 --> 00:09:24.554 See the trouble you're gettin' me into? 00:09:26.120 --> 00:09:28.714 You're hungry, aren't ya? Here. 00:09:28.760 --> 00:09:31.035 Oh-h! Huh-h? 00:09:31.080 --> 00:09:33.355 You like popcorn. 00:09:33.400 --> 00:09:36.710 It makes your teeth go pop, pop, pop! 00:09:38.040 --> 00:09:41.430 This is Buster Phillips and coming in at No.8 like El Ni�o - 00:09:41.480 --> 00:09:45.758 "Samson Gets Me Lifted" by my main man! Who? Sir Smoka Lot. 00:09:46.800 --> 00:09:47.789 Rrrrrr! 00:09:47.840 --> 00:09:50.832 (# Rap beats) 00:09:51.880 --> 00:09:54.917 This guy is weed crazy! Look at that! 00:09:54.960 --> 00:09:58.953 - What do you want, master? - Bitch, you know what I want. 00:09:59.000 --> 00:10:01.195 (Cackling) 00:10:01.240 --> 00:10:06.109 # I wanna talk to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden! 00:10:06.160 --> 00:10:08.151 # Cos it's hard bein' black and gifted! 00:10:08.200 --> 00:10:11.351 # Sometimes I just wanna throw it all down and get lifted! # 00:10:11.400 --> 00:10:15.154 That is so cool, man. He got the same dealer as us. 00:10:15.200 --> 00:10:16.918 Who do you mean? 00:10:17.960 --> 00:10:19.632 Samson! 00:10:19.680 --> 00:10:22.069 Oh, right. 00:10:22.120 --> 00:10:25.635 # Everybody knows in my neighbourhood it's the bestest around 00:10:25.680 --> 00:10:28.752 # Samson's shit is blessed Got the whole town on lockdown 00:10:28.800 --> 00:10:31.997 I wanna get right here. 00:10:32.040 --> 00:10:34.076 # Legalise this shit, please! # 00:10:34.320 --> 00:10:37.039 I'm all out. 00:10:37.080 --> 00:10:39.992 I'm all out of food. You ate it all. 00:10:40.040 --> 00:10:43.749 Gee, you must've been so hungry. 00:10:45.120 --> 00:10:46.712 Uh-oh! 00:10:46.760 --> 00:10:48.478 Oh! 00:10:48.520 --> 00:10:51.512 Buttercup! Buttercup! 00:10:53.280 --> 00:10:56.397 I need an ambulance, now! Officer down! 00:10:56.440 --> 00:11:01.275 I repeat, officer down! What the hell did you give my Buttercup? 00:11:01.320 --> 00:11:06.394 I just gave him some candy and some chips, some pink popcorn and some Funyuns... 00:11:06.440 --> 00:11:09.910 This horse is a diabetic! 00:11:09.960 --> 00:11:11.234 Arrrgh! 00:11:11.280 --> 00:11:14.272 Buttercup, Buttercup! 00:11:14.320 --> 00:11:17.756 - Don't you leave me. Breathe, Buttercup! - (Pounding) 00:11:17.800 --> 00:11:21.156 Breathe, breathe! 00:11:22.920 --> 00:11:25.514 (Howls) Why?! 00:11:26.200 --> 00:11:28.998 - Why? (Sobs) - Why? 00:11:33.080 --> 00:11:34.877 - You're under arrest. - What? 00:11:34.920 --> 00:11:38.390 - You dumb son of a bitch! - No! 00:11:38.440 --> 00:11:41.318 I'm a... I'm a peaceful man. 00:11:41.360 --> 00:11:44.557 - I'm a schoolteacher! - Shut up! You're a cop killer! 00:11:44.600 --> 00:11:47.558 Cop killer? I love horses! 00:11:47.600 --> 00:11:49.795 - I love horses. - I love horses. 00:11:49.840 --> 00:11:53.037 - I love Buttered Stuff. - Buttercup! Say it! 00:11:53.080 --> 00:11:56.277 - Butter nuts. - Cup, cup, cup! 00:11:56.320 --> 00:11:58.515 (Sirens wailing) 00:12:05.160 --> 00:12:08.118 Why must you rage? Stop the hate, child. 00:12:08.160 --> 00:12:13.837 Bail is set at one million dollars for the crime of killing an officer of the law. 00:12:13.880 --> 00:12:18.556 And may God have mercy on your soul, young man. This court is adjourned. 00:12:18.600 --> 00:12:21.398 (PA) Back to your cells. Lockdown. 00:12:26.960 --> 00:12:29.076 (Another inmate) Good night, fish. 00:12:29.120 --> 00:12:33.113 (All) Fish! Fish! Fish! Fish... 00:12:33.160 --> 00:12:35.196 My weed's wearing off. 00:12:35.240 --> 00:12:37.959 Fish! Fish! Fish! 00:12:41.120 --> 00:12:42.109 (Snoring) 00:12:42.160 --> 00:12:45.675 - Guess who! - Yo, Thurgood. 00:12:45.720 --> 00:12:47.790 Oh, ho-ho! 00:12:47.840 --> 00:12:49.796 - Hey, nigger, what time is it? - 8.30. 00:12:49.840 --> 00:12:51.592 Kenny didn't come home last night. 00:12:51.640 --> 00:12:53.835 - We are worried, man. - Worried, yo. 00:12:53.880 --> 00:12:55.552 Where the hell is he? 00:12:57.720 --> 00:12:59.790 Did he just move? 00:13:02.480 --> 00:13:07.270 "Kenny called. He's in jail. He didn't leave a number. 00:13:07.320 --> 00:13:10.118 "Sincerely, The Guy on the Couch." 00:13:13.160 --> 00:13:17.278 Come on, guys. We gotta get Kenny out of jail, man. 00:13:20.240 --> 00:13:22.549 Hey, Kenny, how they treating you? 00:13:22.600 --> 00:13:26.673 Let's just say I'm not gettin' the respect a cop killer deserves. 00:13:26.720 --> 00:13:28.438 All right, time's up. Break off. 00:13:28.480 --> 00:13:30.710 I was up all night... 00:13:30.760 --> 00:13:32.876 getting harassed! 00:13:32.920 --> 00:13:36.435 - Hi, there, fish. - See what I mean? 00:13:36.480 --> 00:13:40.996 I think they're mistaking my kindness for weakness. I'm scared! 00:13:41.600 --> 00:13:45.593 Hey, Kenny, we're gonna get you out of there, man. 00:13:45.640 --> 00:13:50.236 All we gotta do is raise ten per cent of one million, which, by our calculations... 00:13:50.280 --> 00:13:52.874 Is fucking impossible, man! 00:13:52.920 --> 00:13:54.831 Hey! 00:13:54.880 --> 00:13:57.189 Sorry, man. I'm sorry. 00:13:57.240 --> 00:14:01.438 All my life, I did everything right. I never screwed up. 00:14:01.480 --> 00:14:05.678 I fed the horse. I didn't know it was a diabetic. 00:14:05.720 --> 00:14:07.438 I'm scared! 00:14:07.480 --> 00:14:10.631 Kenny, stop crying. Stop crying, Kenny! Look at me. 00:14:11.240 --> 00:14:13.276 Don't let 'em see you cry in there. 00:14:13.320 --> 00:14:15.311 - Show me your mean face. - No. 00:14:15.360 --> 00:14:17.430 Yes, show me your mean face! 00:14:19.440 --> 00:14:21.158 (Sniggers) 00:14:21.200 --> 00:14:25.716 That's good. I mean, work on it a little bit, but it's good. 00:14:27.400 --> 00:14:31.518 - Kenny, how long can you make it in there? - I don't know. 00:14:31.560 --> 00:14:33.790 Maybe five... 00:14:33.840 --> 00:14:34.829 6.30. 00:14:37.640 --> 00:14:40.279 Man, it's gotta be a little longer than that. 00:14:41.040 --> 00:14:43.634 But... but we'll get you out, right, guys? 00:14:43.680 --> 00:14:47.070 - Yeah, you're out. You're outta here. - Free as a bird. 00:14:47.120 --> 00:14:50.351 Number nine, time's up. 00:14:50.400 --> 00:14:52.755 - Time's up, number nine. - That's me. 00:14:58.000 --> 00:14:59.956 I love you guys. 00:15:00.680 --> 00:15:02.477 Have fun, Ken. 00:15:05.200 --> 00:15:06.633 - He looked all right, man. - They're gonna kill him in there, yo. 00:15:08.960 --> 00:15:10.439 Hey, lady. 00:15:11.480 --> 00:15:13.232 Miss, is this your purse? 00:15:13.280 --> 00:15:15.510 - Yes. - I'm sexy. 00:15:16.280 --> 00:15:19.716 I'm a scholar. People like me. 00:15:20.200 --> 00:15:23.237 Give it to me. Bye. 00:15:23.280 --> 00:15:26.317 - Hey, where are you going? - I'm leaving. 00:15:26.360 --> 00:15:28.715 Well, can I leave with ya? 00:15:28.760 --> 00:15:31.354 Follow me. 00:15:33.000 --> 00:15:36.037 - And your name is? - Mary Jane. 00:15:36.080 --> 00:15:37.672 Really? 00:15:37.720 --> 00:15:40.188 Yes. So what's up with this? 00:15:40.240 --> 00:15:43.550 - Is that your work uniform? - Nah, this is my costume. 00:15:43.600 --> 00:15:46.910 Tomorrow I'll be a cowboy, the day after that I'll be an Indian. 00:15:46.960 --> 00:15:52.353 Every day of the week, I dress up like a different Village Person. It's a thing I'm into. 00:15:52.400 --> 00:15:54.550 No, I'm a custodian. 00:15:54.600 --> 00:15:56.591 So, what are you here for? 00:15:56.640 --> 00:15:59.598 - Possession of narcotics. - Wow. 00:15:59.640 --> 00:16:02.837 - My father's a drug dealer. - That must've been the shit. 00:16:02.880 --> 00:16:06.919 - It ruined his life. - That must've been shitty. 00:16:06.960 --> 00:16:09.554 I don't do drugs. Drugs make me sick. 00:16:09.600 --> 00:16:12.797 They're bad for your body. Up with hope, down with dope! 00:16:12.840 --> 00:16:15.479 Thurgood, come on, man. We gotta go. 00:16:15.520 --> 00:16:18.478 Get on the train. Toke up before we go to work. 00:16:19.400 --> 00:16:23.188 - Yo, let's go. - What are you doing, man? 00:16:23.240 --> 00:16:26.789 Bouncy. Body. Is that Prell? Do you use Prell? 00:16:26.840 --> 00:16:29.877 Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about! 00:16:31.920 --> 00:16:34.718 Hey, guys, meet Mary Jane. 00:16:34.760 --> 00:16:37.035 That's what he's sayin'. We wanna burn one. 00:16:37.080 --> 00:16:38.911 No, no. 00:16:38.960 --> 00:16:40.951 This is Mary Jane. 00:16:41.000 --> 00:16:43.992 Meet her. Say hello to her. Shake her hand, even. 00:16:44.040 --> 00:16:46.873 - Oh, dear, my fault. What's up? - Hi. 00:16:46.920 --> 00:16:49.753 - All right. - Hey. 00:16:49.800 --> 00:16:53.793 Do you guys need a ride? I have a car. You don't have to take the subway. 00:16:55.200 --> 00:17:00.194 - You smoke? - No, my grandmother died of lung cancer. 00:17:00.240 --> 00:17:04.118 - I'm sorry to hear that. - All the more reason to toke up, man. 00:17:04.160 --> 00:17:07.435 Ease the pain. That's what I'm talkin' about. 00:17:09.400 --> 00:17:14.190 You know, I think what they're really trying to say is that we'd love a ride home. 00:17:14.240 --> 00:17:16.276 Great. 00:17:16.319 --> 00:17:18.435 - What's wrong? - She look good! 00:17:18.480 --> 00:17:22.951 - Mary Jane! What is that about, man? - I hate y'all. 00:17:23.000 --> 00:17:24.592 Shotgun! 00:17:27.240 --> 00:17:31.074 - Thanks for this ride. We appreciate it. - Sure. 00:17:32.160 --> 00:17:36.073 Guys, shut up about the weed. I don't want this girl to know I smoke. 00:17:36.120 --> 00:17:39.795 - Yeah, it's bad enough you're a janitor, yo. - Custodian, dick! 00:17:40.720 --> 00:17:42.551 (Bleeping) 00:17:43.600 --> 00:17:44.794 - Hey. - Hey. 00:17:50.720 --> 00:17:51.948 # It's the riddle of Rio 00:17:52.000 --> 00:17:54.753 # Said I'm looking for brains, good looks and skills 00:17:54.800 --> 00:17:57.553 # Step on up if you think you fit the bill 00:17:57.600 --> 00:18:00.194 # I know what you look like, but looks can be deceivin' 00:18:00.240 --> 00:18:02.959 # Let me tap the brain so I can justify the reason 00:18:03.000 --> 00:18:05.719 - # Yay - # Mr Funk... # 00:18:05.760 --> 00:18:09.912 - Is this good for you? - Could you drop me in the lobby? Perfect. 00:18:09.960 --> 00:18:14.909 She wanted me to say something. I had to make my move while the guys were asleep. 00:18:14.960 --> 00:18:19.112 I'm real bad at this, but you think sometime we could get together, 00:18:19.160 --> 00:18:21.879 maybe go out for some ice cream or something? 00:18:21.920 --> 00:18:23.512 Aggghhh-eee! 00:18:23.560 --> 00:18:27.394 - Motherfucker said, "Ice cream"! - Ice cream! 00:18:27.440 --> 00:18:29.635 - Damn. - OK. 00:18:29.680 --> 00:18:33.912 - All the boys in the car need to get out. - Such a dork, man. 00:18:33.960 --> 00:18:36.030 Thanks a lot, fellas. 00:18:37.000 --> 00:18:39.150 - Thanks for the ride. - Thurgood! 00:18:39.200 --> 00:18:41.555 - I knew it. - You forgot your hat. 00:18:42.080 --> 00:18:44.230 I knew it. 00:18:44.280 --> 00:18:48.831 You know, I mighta came on too strong with the whole ice cream thing. 00:18:48.880 --> 00:18:52.077 - Let me give you my number. Is that cool? - OK. 00:18:52.120 --> 00:18:57.399 Don't call too late cos you know I be strippin' in the evenings! Joking! 00:18:59.080 --> 00:19:02.311 - Here you go. You can call me any time. - Maybe. 00:19:03.360 --> 00:19:08.673 "Maybe" is acceptable. It's that "no" thing that gets me. Maybe I'll hear from you. 00:19:08.720 --> 00:19:10.711 - Bye. - Be thinking about you. 00:19:14.920 --> 00:19:18.151 Dr Koplesky, please report to Clinical Studies. 00:19:18.200 --> 00:19:20.350 - Dr Koplesky... - Janitor? 00:19:20.400 --> 00:19:22.630 - ... clinical studies. - Uh, Janitor? 00:19:22.680 --> 00:19:24.272 Ahhh! 00:19:24.320 --> 00:19:27.915 - Sorry about that. What is it, scientist? - Could you... 00:19:27.960 --> 00:19:30.428 I know this isn't your responsibility, 00:19:30.480 --> 00:19:33.995 but would you run this down to the supply department for me? 00:19:34.040 --> 00:19:36.349 - Second floor. - Just run this down? 00:19:36.400 --> 00:19:41.554 Yes. But make sure you bring the order right back to me. I need it ASAP. 00:19:41.600 --> 00:19:47.311 Gotcha. I know this isn't your responsibility, but mop this shit up. I'll be right back. 00:19:49.520 --> 00:19:53.069 (Sniffs) It smell like... It smell like... 00:19:53.120 --> 00:19:57.238 No... (Sniffs) No... (Laughs) 00:19:57.280 --> 00:19:59.271 I smell weed, man. 00:19:59.320 --> 00:20:01.311 Hey, here you go. 00:20:01.360 --> 00:20:03.396 (Sniffing) 00:20:03.440 --> 00:20:06.512 - This all you need? - I guess. I don't know. 00:20:07.440 --> 00:20:09.635 - Just a sec. - OK. 00:20:09.680 --> 00:20:11.159 Damn. 00:20:12.720 --> 00:20:17.316 Either someone's having a party or somebody gotta do their shirt laundry. 00:20:18.000 --> 00:20:23.233 Here you go. One pound of marijuana and you can sign for it right here. 00:20:25.000 --> 00:20:26.479 (Choking) 00:20:26.520 --> 00:20:30.354 I sign for this and it's mine? And I take it? 00:20:35.960 --> 00:20:37.757 Oh, yeah! 00:20:41.800 --> 00:20:44.314 Thank you. Thank you very much. 00:20:45.720 --> 00:20:47.995 Some good shit. 00:20:48.040 --> 00:20:52.750 Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. 00:20:55.400 --> 00:20:57.391 Look, here's... 00:20:57.440 --> 00:21:00.989 Here's a... little something for your troubles. 00:21:02.400 --> 00:21:04.789 - Thank you, thank you. - Shhh. 00:21:04.840 --> 00:21:08.549 - Let's not tell anyone about it, OK? - Sure. 00:21:12.400 --> 00:21:16.313 Why didn't you tell me you were into this? We coulda been hanging out. 00:21:16.360 --> 00:21:20.717 No, no, the Food and Drug Administration are having us do a study 00:21:20.760 --> 00:21:26.630 to determine what, if any, are the medicinal purposes of marijuana. 00:21:26.680 --> 00:21:28.830 Mmm. Wow. 00:21:28.880 --> 00:21:31.519 If you ever need a guinea pig, let me know. 00:21:31.560 --> 00:21:34.074 My grandpa was in the Tuskegee experiments. 00:21:34.120 --> 00:21:36.634 Oh, really? 00:21:36.680 --> 00:21:39.319 Anyway, thank you, janitor. Enjoy. 00:21:39.360 --> 00:21:42.238 Thank you, scientist. Got any papers? 00:21:45.800 --> 00:21:49.395 No cocktail party would be complete without the ice plant. 00:21:49.440 --> 00:21:52.591 Hey, fellas, what's going on? 00:21:53.320 --> 00:21:56.357 - Nothing, man. - Bummin', thinking about Kenny. 00:21:56.400 --> 00:21:58.391 Yeah. 00:21:59.440 --> 00:22:02.398 I got some weed at work today if y'all wanna try it out. 00:22:02.440 --> 00:22:04.908 Nah, we don't feel like smokin' right now. 00:22:04.960 --> 00:22:06.951 Me neither. 00:22:07.000 --> 00:22:10.356 - Me neither. - (TV) It belongs to the nicotine family 00:22:10.400 --> 00:22:12.595 and we know it as the tobacco plant. 00:22:14.960 --> 00:22:17.952 Well, here's a chap contemplating a purchase... 00:22:18.000 --> 00:22:21.151 - So y'all want to smoke? - I'll get Billy Bong Thornton. 00:22:21.200 --> 00:22:26.638 No, Scarface. No Billy Bong Thornton without Kenny. That would not be right. 00:22:26.680 --> 00:22:29.956 Use Wesley Pipes. Yeah! 00:22:34.320 --> 00:22:38.791 They got a bunch of this stuff at work. One of them scientists gave it to me. 00:22:39.480 --> 00:22:43.951 Ain't tried the shit out yet, but it smells like the bomb. 00:22:44.000 --> 00:22:47.436 - All right! - Yeah, man, yeah. 00:22:47.480 --> 00:22:50.472 - I'll do the honours. - Please do. 00:23:04.760 --> 00:23:09.709 Yo, this shit must be good, B. My man ain't coughed like that since back in the day. 00:23:16.440 --> 00:23:18.431 You sure I should do this, man? 00:23:21.360 --> 00:23:24.158 Oh, yeah. That shit made my head hot. 00:23:24.200 --> 00:23:26.031 Oh, man. 00:23:28.520 --> 00:23:32.513 Pass it this way. Don't break the cipher. 00:23:32.560 --> 00:23:36.553 Hold it. I gotta give the Guy some of this. The Guy gotta taste this. 00:23:38.080 --> 00:23:40.674 Hey, Guy. Hey, man. 00:23:41.760 --> 00:23:44.479 Sorry to wake you, but you gotta try this. 00:23:48.000 --> 00:23:49.991 (Cursory cough) 00:23:53.800 --> 00:23:55.836 I'm taking it slow, man. 00:23:58.240 --> 00:24:00.231 Hey, who's on munchies tonight? 00:24:00.280 --> 00:24:03.158 We should make that lazy bitch, the Guy, go. 00:24:03.200 --> 00:24:07.113 For real. I don't know about y'all, but I can't even move. 00:24:07.160 --> 00:24:08.752 For real, B, right? 00:24:09.760 --> 00:24:11.955 It's like I feel stuck here, yo. 00:24:13.000 --> 00:24:14.797 Like I'm glued to the floor. 00:24:17.360 --> 00:24:20.352 (# Tchaikovsky: Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy) 00:24:33.120 --> 00:24:35.111 You guys feel like you're floating? 00:24:35.160 --> 00:24:37.754 - Yeah. - Yeah. 00:24:39.640 --> 00:24:42.632 - Wanna go outside? - Yeah. 00:24:54.560 --> 00:24:59.714 I don't need to tell you this, but this weed was the shiz-nittle-bam-snip-snap-sack! 00:25:03.960 --> 00:25:05.916 Look at that! 00:25:05.960 --> 00:25:09.669 Hey, you guys, let's go check in on Kenny, huh? 00:25:13.960 --> 00:25:16.872 (Kenny) You're not a fish, you're a man. 00:25:18.160 --> 00:25:21.550 You're not a fish, you're a man. 00:25:21.600 --> 00:25:23.033 (Sobs) 00:25:25.120 --> 00:25:26.838 Where did that come from? 00:25:27.680 --> 00:25:30.069 We really gotta get this guy outta jail. 00:25:30.600 --> 00:25:35.390 You walk around on both legs, homo erectus! 00:25:36.640 --> 00:25:39.916 Did I say "homo"? I didn't mean that! 00:25:40.560 --> 00:25:43.757 Thurgood! Thurgood! 00:25:46.520 --> 00:25:49.512 I got it! I know how we could get Kenny out! 00:25:49.560 --> 00:25:54.156 - How? - Weed, man. We'll sell weed. 00:25:54.200 --> 00:25:59.194 Man, you can't up and decide to sell weed. You gotta know people to plug you into that. 00:25:59.240 --> 00:26:01.071 - I do! - Who? 00:26:01.120 --> 00:26:04.157 - You, yo. - Me? 00:26:04.200 --> 00:26:08.716 You think I can just walk in and take this shit? I gotta get a form from a scientist. 00:26:08.760 --> 00:26:13.356 Well, how hard can it be, man? There's gotta be forms laying around. 00:26:13.400 --> 00:26:16.472 I mean, they are scientists. 00:26:16.520 --> 00:26:19.239 What the fuck are you talkin' about, man? 00:26:19.280 --> 00:26:24.035 Look, I'm not stealing weed. We are not selling weed. 00:26:24.080 --> 00:26:28.676 - We are reasonably bright young men. - Bully, man. 00:26:28.720 --> 00:26:33.271 There has got to be a legitimate way to come up with this money. 00:26:33.320 --> 00:26:36.039 We just gotta think, that's all that is. 00:26:51.360 --> 00:26:54.272 Wait, wait, I think I got an idea. 00:26:55.080 --> 00:26:59.039 Why don't we sell that shit we smoked the other night, yo? 00:26:59.080 --> 00:27:02.072 - You suggested that already. - For real, B? 00:27:02.120 --> 00:27:06.033 - (Number unavailable tone) - Marijuana affects the memory. 00:27:06.080 --> 00:27:08.275 It won't take us hardly any time, B. 00:27:09.440 --> 00:27:12.238 - Too risky, man. - Stop being such a wuss, yo! 00:27:12.280 --> 00:27:14.999 - What other choice do we have, right? - Yeah. 00:27:15.720 --> 00:27:17.597 OK, fine, we'll do it. 00:27:17.640 --> 00:27:21.792 - Yeah. - We'll do it till Kenny's out and we're done. 00:27:21.840 --> 00:27:25.196 We're not drug dealers, we're fundraisers. 00:27:26.000 --> 00:27:28.150 - Of course, B. - Bully, man. 00:27:28.200 --> 00:27:30.191 OK. 00:27:30.240 --> 00:27:33.835 Scarface, lay it on me, brother. 00:27:34.400 --> 00:27:36.868 Check it out, yo. It's like this... 00:27:36.920 --> 00:27:39.115 Scarface's plan wasn't that bad. 00:27:40.320 --> 00:27:42.311 - Good night, Mike. - See you tomorrow. 00:27:42.360 --> 00:27:44.351 Good night... 00:27:45.320 --> 00:27:50.348 All I had to do was get forms from that scientist that kept calling me janitor, 00:27:50.400 --> 00:27:54.439 - forge one and put the order in like before. - Thank you. 00:27:54.480 --> 00:27:59.838 Then we scraped together our money and bought bikes to help us move the product 00:27:59.880 --> 00:28:04.271 and then stapled samples of our weed on the back of our business cards. 00:28:04.320 --> 00:28:08.996 We called the company Mr Nice Guy in honour of our friend Kenny. 00:28:09.040 --> 00:28:12.999 Hey, you guys believe in angels or... 00:28:13.040 --> 00:28:15.998 Man, give me your fruit cocktail. 00:28:17.960 --> 00:28:19.996 Well, I can't. 00:28:20.040 --> 00:28:24.875 If I did that, then I'd have to give it to you every day and I won't get all my vitamins. 00:28:24.920 --> 00:28:28.390 - Do you know who you're dealing with? - Chill, Nasty Nate. 00:28:28.440 --> 00:28:34.197 He's my bitch. Anybody gonna stab him, it's gonna be me. You got a problem with that? 00:28:38.600 --> 00:28:42.388 Watch your back, fish. Squirrel Master won't be there for you all the time. 00:28:42.440 --> 00:28:46.513 Cos next time I come for you, I'm gonna want some cocktail, fruit! 00:28:48.360 --> 00:28:50.157 Take it. 00:28:53.520 --> 00:28:55.988 I'm somebody's bitch. 00:28:59.720 --> 00:29:04.191 You gotta do something. This guy, Nasty Nate, is after my cocktail fruit. 00:29:04.240 --> 00:29:09.314 Everyone here likes fresh fish, then the Squirrel Master told me I'm his bitch and... 00:29:09.360 --> 00:29:13.069 - Help! - Ken, listen, man. We got a plan. 00:29:13.120 --> 00:29:17.830 - What is it? - It's not honest. You might not like it. 00:29:17.880 --> 00:29:21.509 - We gonna sell weed, yo. - Yeah, great, weed, good, go. 00:29:21.560 --> 00:29:23.949 - All right, man. - Go! 00:29:25.080 --> 00:29:27.548 No more window love. Go and sell it. 00:29:27.600 --> 00:29:31.639 We figured the best way to spread the word was to hit the streets... 00:29:31.680 --> 00:29:33.671 and hit the streets we did. 00:29:34.360 --> 00:29:36.749 # How y'all feel about Mary Jane? 00:29:36.800 --> 00:29:40.156 # Y'all don't know about Mary Jane # Mary Ja-ane 00:29:40.200 --> 00:29:41.189 # She's my main thing 00:29:41.240 --> 00:29:44.630 # Don't listen to what they say Cos Mary never contrary 00:29:44.680 --> 00:29:48.878 # Mary very very necessary extraordinary Me and Mary to the mortuary 00:29:48.920 --> 00:29:51.753 # Just one kiss on her sweet lips and I become a visionary... # 00:29:53.080 --> 00:29:55.071 Three for dinner. Ha, ha-ha! 00:29:55.120 --> 00:29:57.554 Smoke that and get back to us. 00:29:57.600 --> 00:29:59.989 Mr Nice Guy has arrived, baby. 00:30:00.040 --> 00:30:01.758 He's on. 00:30:01.800 --> 00:30:04.439 - All right! - # I'm in love with Mary Jane 00:30:04.480 --> 00:30:05.708 # I'm not the only one... 00:30:05.760 --> 00:30:08.797 - Oh, yes! - # Mary likes to play around... 00:30:08.840 --> 00:30:10.990 Look at all these people, man! 00:30:11.040 --> 00:30:14.396 All right, be quick. Let's just do this and get out of here. 00:30:14.440 --> 00:30:17.671 - Let's go. - Let's go, man. 00:30:17.720 --> 00:30:22.316 # Mary likes to spread her love and turn my head around 00:30:22.360 --> 00:30:24.510 # I'm in love with Mary Jane 00:30:24.560 --> 00:30:26.869 # She's my main thing 00:30:26.920 --> 00:30:31.550 # She make me feel all right She make my heart sing... 00:30:31.600 --> 00:30:34.478 - How did you guys make out? - I'm out of cards. 00:30:34.520 --> 00:30:37.910 - Me, too. - That would make three of us. 00:30:38.800 --> 00:30:42.873 All right. We did our part, right? Let's just hope they smoke it. 00:30:47.080 --> 00:30:50.629 # Do you love me, Mary Jane? # Mary Ja-ane 00:30:51.840 --> 00:30:55.276 # How do y'all feel about Mary Jane? # Mary Ja-ane 00:30:55.320 --> 00:30:56.912 # She's my main thing 00:30:56.960 --> 00:30:58.473 # What do y'all know about Mary Jane... 00:30:58.520 --> 00:31:01.114 - Damn, this weed is good! - Yeah! 00:31:01.920 --> 00:31:04.559 # Y'all don't know about Mary Jane # Mary Ja-ane 00:31:04.800 --> 00:31:06.677 # She make my heart sing... 00:31:08.640 --> 00:31:10.232 # Mary Ja-ane... # 00:31:10.280 --> 00:31:12.271 (Phone rings) 00:31:14.440 --> 00:31:16.590 We are in business, man. 00:31:21.520 --> 00:31:25.115 - Mr Nice Guy. - Oh, I may have the wrong number. 00:31:25.160 --> 00:31:29.358 - Um, is Thurgood around? - Speaking. 00:31:29.400 --> 00:31:34.110 Hey, it's Mary Jane. Do you remember I gave you a ride home from prison? 00:31:34.160 --> 00:31:39.553 Well, could you be a little more specific? I get so many rides home from prison. 00:31:39.600 --> 00:31:44.674 That was a joke. What happened? I didn't think you were gonna call me. 00:31:44.720 --> 00:31:49.794 I wasn't, but then I decided I don't care what my friends think. 00:31:49.840 --> 00:31:52.752 See, that was a joke. Get it? A little joke. 00:31:52.800 --> 00:31:56.509 (Whispers) Not funny. So, you wanna get together? 00:31:56.560 --> 00:32:00.030 OK, sure. When? 00:32:00.080 --> 00:32:04.153 How about right now? Meet me at the place you dropped us off at. 00:32:04.200 --> 00:32:07.556 OK. Can you give me half an hour? 00:32:07.600 --> 00:32:11.070 - Yeah, half an hour's cool. - Great. I'll see you there. 00:32:11.120 --> 00:32:13.270 OK. 00:32:13.320 --> 00:32:15.709 - Bye. - Bye-bye. 00:32:15.760 --> 00:32:17.591 (Dialling tone) 00:32:19.680 --> 00:32:20.829 Ha, ha, ha-ha! 00:32:21.040 --> 00:32:23.395 Ha, ha, ha-ha! 00:32:23.440 --> 00:32:27.592 - I've got a date with Mary Jane! Yes! - Word, yo! 00:32:27.640 --> 00:32:31.030 - All right, man. - Y'all got money? 00:32:32.160 --> 00:32:36.870 The date couldn't have come at a worse time, man. I was flat broke. 00:32:36.920 --> 00:32:39.912 All my money was tied up in our drug-dealing venture. 00:32:39.960 --> 00:32:45.353 I only had eight bucks. This was gonna take some careful budgeting and manoeuvring. 00:32:45.400 --> 00:32:47.231 Watch the master at work. 00:32:47.280 --> 00:32:49.919 - You look great, wonderful. - Thank you. 00:32:49.960 --> 00:32:55.193 You know what? I was thinking, it's so nice out, wanna go for a walk? 00:32:55.240 --> 00:32:59.711 - Yeah, sure. We can go for a walk. - Good, good. Let's. 00:32:59.760 --> 00:33:02.672 - So far, so good. - (Cash register dings) 00:33:02.720 --> 00:33:07.714 Three hours and 14 miles later, I hadn't spent one penny. 00:33:07.760 --> 00:33:11.548 Damn, I was good! And then it happened. 00:33:11.600 --> 00:33:15.559 I'm hungry too. Hey, you wanna eat at the Happy Palace? 00:33:15.600 --> 00:33:19.991 - How about a hot dog, huh? Hey, what luck! - Hot dog. 00:33:20.040 --> 00:33:24.989 - Hey, what can I get you? - A hot dog with ketchup and sauerkraut. 00:33:25.040 --> 00:33:27.634 - Sauerkraut's 50 cents extra. - Damn! 00:33:27.680 --> 00:33:30.672 I have not had a hot dog in so long. 00:33:30.720 --> 00:33:33.598 - Let's get outta here. - (Vendor) Anything to drink? 00:33:33.640 --> 00:33:36.632 - Son of a bitch! - Could I have a Pepsi, please? 00:33:37.440 --> 00:33:40.637 - Anything for you, sir? - No. I'm fine. Thank you. 00:33:40.680 --> 00:33:44.070 - Greedy bastard! - You promised me ice cream the other day. 00:33:44.120 --> 00:33:47.396 I know a really good place uptown. 00:33:47.440 --> 00:33:50.034 Great. Let's hoof it. 00:33:50.080 --> 00:33:53.834 Um, would you mind if we take a cab this time? 00:33:53.880 --> 00:33:55.472 Sure. 00:34:01.040 --> 00:34:04.715 - Thanks a lot, buddy(!) - You should be happy with the tip! 00:34:04.760 --> 00:34:08.230 - You should be kissing my ass. - You guys are greedy. 00:34:08.280 --> 00:34:11.670 - Best ice cream in town. - Spare change for some food? 00:34:13.280 --> 00:34:15.873 - Don't mind if I do. - Thanks, brother. 00:34:15.920 --> 00:34:18.672 No, thank you. 00:34:21.000 --> 00:34:22.558 (Cash register dings) 00:34:22.600 --> 00:34:25.512 Yeah, I mean, I do miss my dad. 00:34:26.560 --> 00:34:29.279 But he deserves to be where he is. 00:34:30.320 --> 00:34:32.993 Drug dealers belong in jail. 00:34:33.040 --> 00:34:36.237 Yeah. Yeah, wow. Yeah. 00:34:36.280 --> 00:34:40.478 - Um, how long has he been in there? - Four years, next month. 00:34:40.520 --> 00:34:44.991 - Four years. What exactly was he selling? - Marijuana. 00:34:45.040 --> 00:34:47.998 Four years just for weed?! Damn! 00:34:48.040 --> 00:34:50.507 Just? No, no, no, no. Not just. 00:34:50.560 --> 00:34:55.759 Marijuana is terrible. It's a gateway drug. Everybody knows it leads to other stuff. 00:34:55.800 --> 00:34:58.268 Yeah, mostly junk food. (Laughs) 00:35:00.280 --> 00:35:02.271 You don't smoke weed, do you? 00:35:03.920 --> 00:35:09.836 Come on, Mary Jane. I mean, do I look like somebody that would smoke marijuana? 00:35:10.720 --> 00:35:14.269 - So you swear you don't. - Yeah, sure. 00:35:14.320 --> 00:35:19.075 OK, well, swear on this banana split that you don't do marijuana. 00:35:19.120 --> 00:35:21.873 What? Oh, my... 00:35:21.920 --> 00:35:24.229 Do you swear? 00:35:25.840 --> 00:35:28.593 Yes, Mary Jane, I swear... 00:35:28.640 --> 00:35:31.598 That you got pretty eyes! 00:35:31.640 --> 00:35:33.437 That's good. 00:35:35.000 --> 00:35:36.797 That's real good. 00:35:36.840 --> 00:35:39.638 I got some booty. I got some booty. 00:35:39.680 --> 00:35:42.990 I got some booty. It was really good, too. 00:35:43.040 --> 00:35:46.077 She was a giver, a caring nurturer. 00:35:46.120 --> 00:35:50.750 She held me in her arms and it was like I was 15 years old all over again. 00:35:50.800 --> 00:35:53.519 - I was hooked on Mary Jane. - (Phone ringing) 00:35:54.280 --> 00:35:58.068 The next day, the phones blew up like we were having a fuckin' telethon! 00:35:58.120 --> 00:36:01.908 Everybody in New York was calling to get down with Mr Nice Guy. 00:36:01.960 --> 00:36:04.997 We met all kinds of customers, like this guy here. 00:36:05.040 --> 00:36:07.190 He's what we call an enhancement smoker. 00:36:07.240 --> 00:36:10.994 He thinks marijuana makes every activity that much better. 00:36:11.040 --> 00:36:13.349 - Mi casa su casa. - Observe. 00:36:13.400 --> 00:36:17.279 You're Scarface, right? I love Al Pacino, man. 00:36:17.320 --> 00:36:20.312 - Did you ever see Scent Of A Woman? - Yep. 00:36:21.680 --> 00:36:24.194 Have you ever seen Scent Of A Woman 00:36:24.240 --> 00:36:26.595 on weed? 00:36:26.640 --> 00:36:31.475 That's the way to see it, man! It's just whacked! Pow! 00:36:32.760 --> 00:36:36.070 - 60 bucks, yo. - That's cool, man. 00:36:36.120 --> 00:36:38.111 I got it, I got it. 00:36:40.680 --> 00:36:45.037 - Did you ever see the back of a $20 bill? - No, I don't know, yo. 00:36:45.080 --> 00:36:47.719 Did you ever see the back of a $20 bill... 00:36:47.760 --> 00:36:48.875 on weed? 00:36:48.920 --> 00:36:53.436 Some weird shit in there. A dude sitting in the bushes. Does he have a gun? 00:36:53.480 --> 00:36:58.076 I don't know, man! What? What? Red team, go! Red team, go! 00:36:58.120 --> 00:37:02.113 - Just some weird shit, man. - You're fucking crazy, yo. Take your shit. 00:37:02.160 --> 00:37:05.152 That's cool. Thanks, man. Hey, yo, wait. 00:37:05.200 --> 00:37:07.316 Dude, I'm gonna check out the stars later. 00:37:07.360 --> 00:37:11.672 It's really trippy. Especially on weed, man. 00:37:11.720 --> 00:37:15.110 A scavenger smoker never has weed of their own. 00:37:15.160 --> 00:37:18.038 As soon as you smoke it, here they come. 00:37:18.080 --> 00:37:20.469 - Damn! - What up? 00:37:20.520 --> 00:37:23.432 What's up, dogs? Let me get in here. What y'all doing? 00:37:23.480 --> 00:37:26.233 Nothin'. Just chilling. 00:37:26.280 --> 00:37:29.113 I smell it. Let me inhale it. Let me have some. 00:37:29.160 --> 00:37:34.996 All right, man. Just one hit, you scavenger. Always come around. 00:37:41.200 --> 00:37:43.919 Can't even smoke weed in peace. 00:37:45.360 --> 00:37:50.593 - I ain't even into the motherfucker yet. - You know we sell this? Did you know that? 00:37:51.600 --> 00:37:55.309 It's too bad, man. I just stopped smoking yesterday. 00:37:59.080 --> 00:38:02.675 I'm gonna get up outta here. Nice seeing y'all. 00:38:02.720 --> 00:38:04.790 Yeah... 00:38:04.840 --> 00:38:07.638 Then there's the "You Should've Been There" smoker. 00:38:07.680 --> 00:38:11.070 Love talking about the old days back when weed was grass. 00:38:11.120 --> 00:38:14.078 In the '60s, we were smoking shit on the street. 00:38:14.120 --> 00:38:18.159 Cops didn't say nothing. They was getting high, too. Everybody did it. 00:38:18.200 --> 00:38:22.432 It wasn't the thing to do because it was the thing to do, but because it got you high. 00:38:22.480 --> 00:38:26.598 - Can you dig? - I feel ya. That's why I'm doing it. I feel it. 00:38:27.280 --> 00:38:33.150 Man, you're cool as shit, mister. I hate to do it, but I gotta charge you. That's 60 bucks. 00:38:33.200 --> 00:38:36.158 - 60 bucks? - Yeah. 00:38:36.200 --> 00:38:40.398 Man, I remember when a dime bag cost a dime, you know what I mean? 00:38:41.440 --> 00:38:44.830 - You know how much condoms cost then? - How much? 00:38:44.880 --> 00:38:47.633 I don't know. We never used 'em. 00:38:47.680 --> 00:38:50.513 We call this kid the After School Special smoker. 00:38:50.560 --> 00:38:55.554 He spends all of his allowance on reefer. Thanks, little buddy. 00:38:55.600 --> 00:38:58.990 In the next room, his father, an "I'm 40, But Still Cool"smoker, 00:38:59.040 --> 00:39:02.999 is toking up, trying to figure out a way to bond with his son. 00:39:03.040 --> 00:39:05.634 Isn't that ironic, don't you think? 00:39:07.160 --> 00:39:10.470 Across town, the kid's nana's smoking to ease her glaucoma. 00:39:10.520 --> 00:39:13.592 And it's good for arthritis, too. 00:39:13.640 --> 00:39:16.712 We made over 20 grand that first week, man. 00:39:16.760 --> 00:39:20.799 Because we were stealing the weed, not buying it, it was all profit. 00:39:20.840 --> 00:39:26.995 But if we were gonna save Kenny, we had to deliver full-time. Scarface quit his job. 00:39:27.040 --> 00:39:29.759 Still waiting on that Heifer, Julio. 00:39:32.280 --> 00:39:34.350 Fuck you. Fuck you. 00:39:34.400 --> 00:39:36.675 Fuck you. You're cool. 00:39:37.320 --> 00:39:40.039 - And fuck you. I'm out! - (Feedback whistles) 00:39:42.240 --> 00:39:46.028 Brian was gonna quit, but they fired him before he could. 00:39:54.240 --> 00:39:56.071 Don't worry. 00:39:56.520 --> 00:39:58.875 Don't worry. 00:39:58.920 --> 00:40:02.276 I'm not gonna do what everyone thinks I'm gonna do... 00:40:03.160 --> 00:40:05.469 Flip out, man! 00:40:05.520 --> 00:40:07.351 All I wanna know is... 00:40:08.400 --> 00:40:10.152 who's coming with me? 00:40:12.920 --> 00:40:15.832 Who's coming, man? Who's coming with me? 00:40:15.880 --> 00:40:18.030 Huh? 00:40:18.080 --> 00:40:20.913 Who's coming with me, man? 00:40:21.760 --> 00:40:23.318 I will. 00:40:24.040 --> 00:40:25.871 Jan. 00:40:25.920 --> 00:40:29.674 Thank you, Jan. Yeah! 00:40:32.280 --> 00:40:36.751 That's what I'm talking about! Bully, man! Yeah! 00:40:42.640 --> 00:40:44.631 Oh, Jan, 00:40:44.680 --> 00:40:47.194 will you be my girlfriend? 00:40:47.240 --> 00:40:49.231 I would, um... 00:40:49.280 --> 00:40:51.555 - but I'm gay, you know? - Ah. 00:40:51.600 --> 00:40:54.910 - I'm a big dyke. - What's that like? 00:40:54.960 --> 00:40:57.758 Thank you for calling. Thank you. Bye-bye. 00:40:57.800 --> 00:41:02.396 We had to hire Jan cos she followed Brian, but it actually worked out. 00:41:02.440 --> 00:41:07.673 She was more organised than we were and she was willing to work for weed. 00:41:09.320 --> 00:41:11.470 Mr Nice Guy was blowing up, man. 00:41:11.520 --> 00:41:15.911 We got customers from all over New York. We even stole a few from Samson. 00:41:15.960 --> 00:41:19.873 What's up, nigger? Come on in, man. Come on, weed man. 00:41:20.600 --> 00:41:24.718 Thanks, baby. Get on. Beat it. You're scaring him. 00:41:24.760 --> 00:41:26.318 Yeah... 00:41:26.360 --> 00:41:28.430 Sir Smoka Lot... 00:41:28.480 --> 00:41:31.677 - What can I get you today, Smoka Lot? - Love weed. 00:41:31.720 --> 00:41:36.874 - Let me get a pound of your sweetest chiba. - Something told me to bring a lot of weed! 00:41:36.920 --> 00:41:38.433 Aw, shit. 00:41:39.480 --> 00:41:43.075 A pound of my sweetest chiba. Don't get no better than that. 00:41:43.120 --> 00:41:47.511 - Can smell it through the bag, baby. - That's gonna be 9,600 bucks, bro. 00:41:47.560 --> 00:41:50.154 Let's see what I got here. 00:41:52.400 --> 00:41:57.190 Come on, hang out. Smoke with me. I got weed, got my bong out. Come on. 00:41:57.840 --> 00:42:03.233 For you, man, I'll stay for a minute, but then I gotta be... gotta be going. 00:42:04.360 --> 00:42:06.078 I understand. 00:42:06.120 --> 00:42:11.114 Man, Smoka Lot opened up to me like I was Barbara Walters. It was ridiculous. 00:42:11.160 --> 00:42:15.472 - He told me about his lawyer... - He had sex with my mama! Why? 00:42:15.520 --> 00:42:19.718 - ... his spirituality... - God, if you listenin', help! 00:42:19.760 --> 00:42:22.274 - ... his bad back... - Doctor said I need a backeotomy. 00:42:22.320 --> 00:42:26.029 - ... his love life. - I'm impotent! Get away from me, bitch! 00:42:26.080 --> 00:42:29.152 - Talk about a guy with problems. - Tough break. 00:42:29.200 --> 00:42:33.034 - I can't take it no more. - No wonder he smokes a pound a week. 00:42:33.080 --> 00:42:34.274 Somebody wanna? 00:42:34.320 --> 00:42:38.677 - So now we had a famous clientele and... - Green-eyes gonna miss ya! 00:42:38.720 --> 00:42:42.679 - And guess what else? - Call me next week. About weed. 00:42:42.720 --> 00:42:46.030 I got more booty! I got more booty! 00:42:46.080 --> 00:42:50.790 I don't mean to rub it in, folks, but it's just that I liked this so much. 00:42:50.840 --> 00:42:54.753 When I was with her, I didn't think about weed. Didn't have to. 00:42:54.800 --> 00:42:59.396 - Bye. - She was all the Mary Jane I needed. 00:42:59.440 --> 00:43:01.749 # When I was young 00:43:01.800 --> 00:43:04.872 # I never needed anyone 00:43:05.720 --> 00:43:08.837 # And makin' love was just for fun 00:43:09.800 --> 00:43:12.155 # Those days are gone 00:43:12.440 --> 00:43:14.908 (# Mimics slow drumroll) 00:43:14.960 --> 00:43:19.715 # (Screeching) All by-y my-self 00:43:20.200 --> 00:43:22.111 (Resounding thud) 00:43:28.840 --> 00:43:31.434 - (# Shark-approach theme from Jaws) - (Shrieks) 00:43:33.800 --> 00:43:37.509 What did I tell you, Nate? Come on, come on. 00:43:38.560 --> 00:43:41.199 Come on. Come on, Nate. 00:43:42.560 --> 00:43:44.869 - He had to stay vigilant. - Wash off your... 00:43:44.920 --> 00:43:47.992 Kenny's butt-hole was in constant jeopardy. 00:43:48.040 --> 00:43:52.397 - But we were making money. - Hey, what's up, mates? 00:43:52.440 --> 00:43:55.193 - What's up, boy? - Nada. Just chilling. 00:43:56.120 --> 00:43:59.556 Hey, guys, why is there a dog biting the Guy? 00:43:59.600 --> 00:44:04.594 - Cos I bought a dog, B. - You bought a dog? For how much? 00:44:04.640 --> 00:44:09.794 It's cool, yo. He's used. Including the house, it was only 250, yo. 00:44:09.840 --> 00:44:12.274 You spent $250 on a used dog? 00:44:12.320 --> 00:44:14.993 And a dog house. Brian bought something, too. 00:44:15.040 --> 00:44:19.989 For $400, I got Jerry Garcia in a pouch, man. 00:44:20.040 --> 00:44:23.999 - Who the hell told you that? - The guy who sold it to me. Barry Garcia. 00:44:24.040 --> 00:44:27.032 - Is he supposed to be Jerry's brother? - No. 00:44:27.080 --> 00:44:30.516 Actually, it's Andy Garcia's brother. 00:44:30.560 --> 00:44:35.998 Why the hell are you guys spendin' money? We're not drug dealers, we're fundraisers. 00:44:36.040 --> 00:44:39.635 You said you gave Mary Jane a pearl necklace. 00:44:39.680 --> 00:44:42.148 - How much did that cost, man? - Ah. 00:44:42.200 --> 00:44:47.194 Obviously, you missed the point of that story. Come on, guys, return this shit. 00:44:47.240 --> 00:44:50.835 - We can't, yo. - Why am I telling Mary Jane I've no money? 00:44:50.880 --> 00:44:55.670 - Cos you're a fibber. - No, because we don't have any money. 00:44:55.720 --> 00:44:57.756 The money we have is not for spending, 00:44:57.800 --> 00:45:02.430 it's for saving Kenny's sweet virgin ass, man! 00:45:02.480 --> 00:45:06.519 If you guys spend one more dime, I swear I will bitch-slap you! 00:45:07.880 --> 00:45:09.677 Gimme that. 00:45:11.160 --> 00:45:13.151 Sorry for yelling 00:45:13.200 --> 00:45:15.316 but I'm serious. 00:45:15.360 --> 00:45:21.435 We gotta start being more responsible and focused, all right? Let's be sharp. 00:45:21.480 --> 00:45:24.916 - (Growling) - Scarface, your dog is mean, man. 00:45:24.960 --> 00:45:26.951 I know, all right. 00:45:27.000 --> 00:45:30.117 Somebody gotta do something about this shit right now. 00:45:30.160 --> 00:45:31.912 Come here, doggie. 00:45:31.960 --> 00:45:34.474 - (Growling) - Hey, little fella. Smell it. 00:45:34.520 --> 00:45:37.512 Hey! Smell it. OK, all right. 00:45:39.400 --> 00:45:41.550 - Good boy. - (Whimper) 00:45:41.600 --> 00:45:44.478 He likes it! He loves it, man. 00:45:44.520 --> 00:45:47.956 - Of course he loves it. - Your paws are tingling, aren't they? 00:45:48.000 --> 00:45:50.036 - (Panting) - Now you're one of us. 00:45:50.080 --> 00:45:52.514 - (Snarl) - Hey. All right. 00:45:52.560 --> 00:45:54.551 Get it, Killer. 00:45:54.600 --> 00:45:59.833 - (Sniggering) He likes it, yo. - Yeah, man, he really likes it. 00:45:59.880 --> 00:46:02.713 - Look at him, man. - Good for you, man. 00:46:02.760 --> 00:46:05.479 - What did you guys do to him? - Nothing. 00:46:05.520 --> 00:46:08.990 Killer, kill! Killer, kill, yo! 00:46:09.840 --> 00:46:11.592 (Barking) 00:46:16.160 --> 00:46:18.958 This weed is fantastic! 00:46:23.200 --> 00:46:29.070 We kept delivering the weed and meeting different kinds of smokers, like this lady, 00:46:29.120 --> 00:46:31.588 an "I'm Only Creative If I Smoke"smoker. 00:46:31.640 --> 00:46:36.589 She believes weed, and only weed, brings out the artist in her. 00:46:36.640 --> 00:46:39.313 - Like to hear my poetry? - Not really. 00:46:39.360 --> 00:46:41.351 You really should. 00:46:43.160 --> 00:46:45.754 I have killed, I have helped kill 00:46:46.920 --> 00:46:52.313 I have killed part of myself, I cannot change this, I 00:46:52.360 --> 00:46:55.989 I must seek Buddha. I must seek Christ 00:46:57.440 --> 00:47:02.070 You must seek therapy. That's what I would go with, but that's my own... 00:47:02.120 --> 00:47:06.079 The MacGyver smoker is a very handy guy to have around, 00:47:06.120 --> 00:47:08.839 especially when it comes to reefer. 00:47:10.000 --> 00:47:15.074 - Hey, man, we're out of papers. - Get a toilet roll, a corkscrew and tinfoil. 00:47:15.120 --> 00:47:17.429 We don't have a corkscrew. 00:47:17.480 --> 00:47:21.519 All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel. 00:47:22.400 --> 00:47:25.119 Trust me, bro. I've made bongs with less. Hurry up! 00:47:25.160 --> 00:47:30.598 Then you got straight-up potheads. You can spot them by their lack of motivation, 00:47:30.640 --> 00:47:35.350 mood swings, forgetfulness and, of course, the dreaded low sperm count. 00:47:35.400 --> 00:47:38.153 I don't know which category we fall into, 00:47:38.200 --> 00:47:41.954 but I'll tell you this, we ain't goddamn potheads! 00:47:44.760 --> 00:47:45.749 Shit. 00:47:46.000 --> 00:47:48.070 Then you have the avid non-smoker. 00:47:48.120 --> 00:47:51.908 Often they'll get your number accidentally from one of their girlfriends, 00:47:51.960 --> 00:47:54.713 call with an order, knowing they don't smoke weed, 00:47:54.760 --> 00:47:57.115 and request that you deliver it. 00:47:57.160 --> 00:48:01.631 Then when you get there, they're all mad that it's you sellin' weed. 00:48:02.600 --> 00:48:05.990 You smoke weed? At last we can share everything! 00:48:06.040 --> 00:48:08.998 Get off me, you lying son of a bitch! 00:48:09.040 --> 00:48:12.589 - What is this? - Looks like some sort of a business card. 00:48:12.640 --> 00:48:16.189 Yeah, with your number on it. I can't believe this. 00:48:16.240 --> 00:48:20.074 I can't believe I fell for another one of you lowlife assholes! 00:48:20.120 --> 00:48:21.917 God, what is wrong with me? 00:48:21.960 --> 00:48:25.635 Hey, Mary Jane, I can explain everything, all right? 00:48:26.600 --> 00:48:29.831 - Goodbye, Thurgood. - Hold up. Hey, Mary Jane. 00:48:29.880 --> 00:48:35.557 The only reason I lied to you was because I like you and I wanted to be with you. 00:48:37.400 --> 00:48:39.197 Mary Jane. 00:48:39.240 --> 00:48:42.232 (# Knight Rider theme) 00:48:50.360 --> 00:48:53.909 Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world 00:48:53.960 --> 00:48:57.270 of a man who does not exist. 00:49:00.040 --> 00:49:04.238 - Thurgood, why the long face, man? - Mary Jane dumped me. 00:49:04.280 --> 00:49:08.796 - Quiet down, yo. Sir Smoka Lot's on TV. - Cecil? 00:49:08.840 --> 00:49:14.119 # When life is hard, I pick up that card with the smiley face, call him over to my place... 00:49:14.160 --> 00:49:16.151 Oh, damn it! 00:49:20.120 --> 00:49:21.519 # And it gets you high... # 00:49:21.560 --> 00:49:24.199 That's when things started going wrong. 00:49:25.000 --> 00:49:29.198 Samson, looks like somebody is cutting into your business, baby. 00:49:29.240 --> 00:49:33.233 - Shit. - Do you like what you see, Samson? 00:49:33.280 --> 00:49:36.113 Do I look like I like what I see? 00:49:36.160 --> 00:49:38.958 Who is this Mr Nice Guy? 00:49:39.000 --> 00:49:44.074 - I'd imagine he's some sort of drug dealer. - Go get me this Mr Nice Guy. 00:49:44.120 --> 00:49:47.476 I wanna sit him down and ask him some questions. 00:49:51.400 --> 00:49:53.516 - Hey, Squirrel Master. - Kenny. 00:49:54.880 --> 00:50:00.910 Listen, I... just wanted to say thank you for protecting me back there. 00:50:00.960 --> 00:50:04.748 - We didn't mind, did we, Fuzzy Nuts? - (Squeaking) 00:50:04.800 --> 00:50:08.998 I hope there's some way I can pay you back when we get on the outside. 00:50:09.040 --> 00:50:13.431 - Better hurry up cos I get out in 11 days. - Is that right? 00:50:13.480 --> 00:50:16.153 (# Jaws theme) 00:50:18.600 --> 00:50:22.354 Kenny, 11 days? That seems a little stiff, man. 00:50:22.400 --> 00:50:25.756 11 days, Thurgood. I'm as good as skewered. 00:50:25.800 --> 00:50:29.156 Ever take your clothes off and run backwards through a cornfield? 00:50:29.200 --> 00:50:30.792 Oof... 00:50:30.840 --> 00:50:35.072 Hurry, Thurgood, I'm counting on you, man. Please! Please! 00:50:35.120 --> 00:50:39.159 11 days didn't give us much time. We really had to hustle. 00:50:39.200 --> 00:50:41.555 That meant taking on new customers. 00:50:41.600 --> 00:50:44.831 (# Piano flourish) 00:50:49.080 --> 00:50:53.039 (Air whistling) 00:50:56.520 --> 00:50:58.875 Damn, B, I been set up. 00:51:02.320 --> 00:51:07.713 We'll get back to that, but meanwhile I hadn't seen Mary Jane in, like, a week. 00:51:07.760 --> 00:51:10.911 I couldn't stop thinking about her, man. I missed her. 00:51:10.960 --> 00:51:15.750 I started thinking about the fact that she was the only girl I'd slept with in five years. 00:51:15.800 --> 00:51:18.633 Then I thought about the girl I slept with before her. 00:51:18.680 --> 00:51:20.432 (# Horror-movie jingle) 00:51:20.480 --> 00:51:22.994 I had to get Mary Jane back. 00:51:23.040 --> 00:51:25.031 (Knock) 00:51:26.120 --> 00:51:29.510 - What do you want? - I want you back, Mary Jane. 00:51:30.560 --> 00:51:34.712 I miss you. I'll do whatever it takes to get you back. 00:51:35.960 --> 00:51:41.353 I can't quit selling it yet, but I'll quit smoking it. I'll change for you. 00:51:41.400 --> 00:51:47.077 - Heard that before. - Said that before, but this time I mean it. 00:51:47.120 --> 00:51:52.035 I'm gonna come back, I'm gonna be clean, sober. No more weed, no more nothing. 00:51:52.080 --> 00:51:56.631 Mary Jane, you'll see. I'll be back. I'll be a changed man. 00:51:56.680 --> 00:51:59.399 There's a new Thurgood Jenkins today! 00:52:00.640 --> 00:52:03.108 I love you. 00:52:03.160 --> 00:52:05.833 Man, that first day of sobriety sucked. 00:52:05.880 --> 00:52:10.749 I realised something. I was an irritable guy when I wasn't smoking marijuana. 00:52:10.800 --> 00:52:15.828 I couldn't stop thinking about getting high so I decided It was time to get help. 00:52:15.880 --> 00:52:20.908 - Hi, everyone, my name is Thurgood. - (All) Hi, Thurgood. 00:52:22.000 --> 00:52:23.558 Hi. 00:52:23.600 --> 00:52:27.912 I'm here today because I'm addicted... to marijuana. 00:52:27.960 --> 00:52:29.916 (Groans of disapproval) 00:52:29.960 --> 00:52:33.555 You in here because of marijuana? Marijuana?! 00:52:34.200 --> 00:52:36.270 Man, this is some bullshit! 00:52:36.320 --> 00:52:40.154 Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. 00:52:40.200 --> 00:52:41.872 - (Man) I seen him! - Damn! 00:52:41.920 --> 00:52:44.957 That's an addiction. Ever suck dick for marijuana? 00:52:45.000 --> 00:52:46.956 Huh? 00:52:48.240 --> 00:52:51.835 - No, no, I can't say I have. - I didn't think so. 00:52:51.880 --> 00:52:54.678 - Boo this man! - (All) Boo! 00:53:04.080 --> 00:53:07.152 No! No! 00:53:08.840 --> 00:53:11.115 No! 00:53:11.160 --> 00:53:13.435 Devil man. 00:53:13.480 --> 00:53:17.029 Devil... 666. The mark of the beast! 00:53:17.080 --> 00:53:19.469 No! Naughty! 00:53:20.280 --> 00:53:22.555 Naughty jungle of love! 00:53:24.960 --> 00:53:28.396 - The man is serious, B. - Calm down. How serious can he be? 00:53:28.440 --> 00:53:31.432 He wants to see Mr Nice Guy. He told me. 00:53:31.480 --> 00:53:33.596 (# Psycho theme) 00:53:35.560 --> 00:53:37.152 Oh, man. 00:53:39.560 --> 00:53:41.755 No, yo! 00:53:41.800 --> 00:53:43.791 They killed Killer, B. 00:53:44.920 --> 00:53:47.275 Yo, Samson did this, man. 00:53:48.280 --> 00:53:50.271 Yo, he killed Killer, man. 00:53:51.280 --> 00:53:53.999 - Hey. - He killed... 00:53:54.040 --> 00:53:56.508 I'm gonna call Brian. 00:53:56.560 --> 00:54:00.439 Let's just give him a proper burial, all right? I'm sorry, man. 00:54:01.920 --> 00:54:03.638 - Jesus Christ. - (Thump) 00:54:03.680 --> 00:54:09.118 - Watch it, man! You stepped on his head! - I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I didn't even see him. 00:54:09.160 --> 00:54:12.152 (# The Last Post) 00:54:42.200 --> 00:54:45.476 I gotta smoke. I have got to smoke. 00:54:46.720 --> 00:54:51.555 - What happened, man? - You wanna know? I'll tell you. 00:54:51.600 --> 00:54:54.831 Samson and his girls came rolling up looking for me. 00:54:54.880 --> 00:54:58.077 They said they'd mess me up if I didn't bring them Mr Nice Guy. 00:54:58.120 --> 00:55:03.114 They probably roughed the Guy up, then started going to war with the apartment. 00:55:03.160 --> 00:55:08.871 They had nunchucks, bolos, they be doing Indian burns and Killer paid the price, yo. 00:55:08.920 --> 00:55:13.994 He got the wrath. He got the wrath of the nunchucks, yo. 00:55:15.000 --> 00:55:19.551 - I think it's more complex than that. - More complex than that? 00:55:19.600 --> 00:55:22.319 You know what I think happened? 00:55:22.360 --> 00:55:24.590 You want to hear what I think, man? 00:55:27.320 --> 00:55:31.108 First of all, to understand what happened to Killer, 00:55:31.160 --> 00:55:35.119 you gotta understand who Killer the dog was. 00:55:35.160 --> 00:55:38.755 Now, Killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. 00:55:38.800 --> 00:55:41.439 He was always ashamed of this, man. 00:55:41.480 --> 00:55:46.156 And right after that, he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz. 00:55:46.200 --> 00:55:50.955 He's a small-time gunrunner and Rottweiler fight promoter. 00:55:51.000 --> 00:55:56.711 So he puts Killer into training. They see Killer's good. He is damn good. 00:55:56.760 --> 00:56:00.548 But then he had the fight of his life. 00:56:00.600 --> 00:56:03.876 They pit him against his brother, Nibbles. 00:56:03.920 --> 00:56:09.392 Killer said, "No, that's my brother. I can't fight Nibbles!" He made 'em fight anyway. 00:56:10.520 --> 00:56:14.069 And then Killer, he killed Nibbles. 00:56:14.120 --> 00:56:16.793 And Killer said, "That's it." 00:56:16.840 --> 00:56:22.233 He called off all his fights and he started doing crack and he freaked out. 00:56:22.280 --> 00:56:24.748 And then, in a rage... 00:56:24.800 --> 00:56:26.711 he collapsed 00:56:26.760 --> 00:56:28.557 and his heart... 00:56:29.600 --> 00:56:31.591 no longer beat. 00:56:32.800 --> 00:56:34.870 Wow. 00:56:35.440 --> 00:56:39.433 You know, I never thought I'd say this to anybody, 00:56:39.480 --> 00:56:43.553 but you two smoke entirely too much reefer. 00:56:43.600 --> 00:56:46.797 What if the Guy did it? 00:56:46.840 --> 00:56:48.831 No way. You think? 00:56:55.240 --> 00:56:58.277 Yo, the Guy, did you kill my dog? 00:57:03.080 --> 00:57:06.072 I believe him, yo. I don't know why, but I do. 00:57:07.800 --> 00:57:09.870 (Phone) 00:57:10.920 --> 00:57:12.638 Samson did this shit, yo. 00:57:16.360 --> 00:57:20.876 - Mr Nice Guy, Party Accessories. - Did you get my message? 00:57:20.920 --> 00:57:24.913 - Who is this? - This is Samson, smarty-pants! 00:57:24.960 --> 00:57:27.679 (Changes voice) Operator. It's your sister. 00:57:27.720 --> 00:57:32.111 - (High-pitched voice) Samson, Mama fell... - Shut up, bitch! 00:57:32.160 --> 00:57:35.357 You tell Mr Nice Guy to get his Jamaican ass 00:57:35.400 --> 00:57:38.836 over to my place at three o'clock tomorrow! 00:57:38.880 --> 00:57:42.953 - Now, you don't want me to get ugly. - No, sir. 00:57:43.000 --> 00:57:45.468 - Shit. - All right. I'll tell him. 00:57:47.000 --> 00:57:50.390 Oh, my God. We're in a lot of trouble. 00:57:51.960 --> 00:57:55.669 Scarface, perhaps you could help me. 00:57:56.680 --> 00:58:00.070 Why do you think Samson thinks Mr Nice Guy's a Jamaican? 00:58:00.120 --> 00:58:01.155 Oh... 00:58:01.200 --> 00:58:05.273 - I told him Mr Nice Guy was Jamaican, yo. - Why? 00:58:05.320 --> 00:58:08.676 I just thought he sounded Jamaican inside my head. 00:58:09.960 --> 00:58:14.112 We're in trouble, guys. We have a meeting with Samson tomorrow at three. 00:58:14.160 --> 00:58:19.314 - Where will we get a Jamaican from? - I'll pretend I'm Jamaican, man. 00:58:20.200 --> 00:58:21.792 Yeah! 00:58:23.160 --> 00:58:25.469 You have smoked yourself retarded. 00:58:29.560 --> 00:58:31.915 Well, well, well... 00:58:33.400 --> 00:58:34.958 if it isn't Mr Nice Guy. 00:58:36.240 --> 00:58:38.959 Welcome to my lair. 00:58:39.560 --> 00:58:42.870 Well, now, tell me a little bit about yourself. 00:58:42.920 --> 00:58:45.798 (Clearing throat) 00:58:45.840 --> 00:58:50.072 (Thick Caribbean accent) Well, I be from Jamaica, mon. Lord have mercy! 00:58:50.120 --> 00:58:52.270 What part of Jamaica? 00:58:52.320 --> 00:58:55.551 Right near the beach. Boy! 00:58:56.360 --> 00:58:58.749 I think you're bullshitting me. 00:58:58.800 --> 00:59:04.033 Samson Simpson, I stick by my story. I'm from Jamaica. 00:59:04.080 --> 00:59:06.548 If I wasn't Jamaican, 00:59:06.600 --> 00:59:09.433 then why would I wear this hat? 00:59:10.040 --> 00:59:12.634 Delilah... 00:59:12.680 --> 00:59:15.752 get me 814. 00:59:16.360 --> 00:59:18.396 814. 00:59:19.080 --> 00:59:21.275 (Mutters) What the fuck is 814? 00:59:26.000 --> 00:59:27.592 Aaagh! 00:59:28.640 --> 00:59:33.430 I'm sorry, y'all. I don't want to be the first nigger to die from a crossbow. 00:59:33.480 --> 00:59:39.077 I have been lying to you. I'm sorry. Samson, I'm sorry. OK? 00:59:39.120 --> 00:59:43.591 We just started this because our friend got locked up. You know how that is. 00:59:43.640 --> 00:59:48.111 - We had to get him outta jail. - Now, this is what's gonna happen. 00:59:48.160 --> 00:59:53.553 - You make about 40 to 50,000 a week. - Shit. I wish. 00:59:53.600 --> 00:59:55.830 Well, I want half! 00:59:55.880 --> 01:00:01.750 $20,000 a week or you're dead! Do you understand? 01:00:02.680 --> 01:00:06.036 20,000 seems fair. That seems fair, right, guys. 01:00:07.080 --> 01:00:08.559 Class dismissed. 01:00:10.360 --> 01:00:13.352 Man, we are in trouble, man. 01:00:17.760 --> 01:00:22.754 Jerry, I really need your help, man. Feel us! 01:00:22.800 --> 01:00:26.952 Brian, will you stop praying to a bag of sand, man! Come on! 01:00:28.600 --> 01:00:33.196 You heard the man. If we don't get this money, we're dead. All of us! 01:00:36.040 --> 01:00:39.589 Thurgood, get your boy, the Guy, to lend you some money, yo. 01:00:39.640 --> 01:00:45.351 - You let him stay here long enough. - He's Brian's boy. I didn't let him stay here. 01:00:45.400 --> 01:00:48.198 I don't know him, man. 01:00:52.720 --> 01:00:55.871 - (Guy, unzipping fly) Hey, what day is it? - Saturday. 01:00:55.920 --> 01:00:58.957 - Is it January? - No, man, it's August. 01:00:59.000 --> 01:01:02.788 - (Gurgle of urine) - Oh, wow. August. 01:01:02.840 --> 01:01:05.957 Hey, I couldn't help overhearing you guys. 01:01:06.000 --> 01:01:10.312 If you want to double your profits, you should go in there and rob that lab. 01:01:10.360 --> 01:01:15.354 Tomorrow's Sunday. There'll be no one in there. Just go in and rob the place blind. 01:01:15.400 --> 01:01:17.595 It'll work, I promise you. 01:01:17.640 --> 01:01:20.154 (Urine continues to flow) 01:01:20.200 --> 01:01:23.988 Hey, seeing as how we don't know who you are, 01:01:24.040 --> 01:01:26.349 are you planning on moving out soon? 01:01:27.680 --> 01:01:31.832 Thurgood, why don't you just focus on one thing at a time? I'll be fine. 01:01:31.880 --> 01:01:34.474 The robbery is what's important now. 01:01:38.880 --> 01:01:41.872 (# Mission lmpossible-style theme) 01:02:05.800 --> 01:02:07.552 (Chuckles) 01:02:11.160 --> 01:02:13.037 Phase One is complete, yo! 01:02:14.440 --> 01:02:18.797 All we gotta do is go down this hatch to the second floor supply room, 01:02:18.840 --> 01:02:21.593 grab all the weed and we are outta here! 01:02:22.160 --> 01:02:25.436 - Sick, man! This is it? - Let's do it. 01:02:25.480 --> 01:02:27.471 Watch your step. 01:02:36.600 --> 01:02:39.592 - You didn't say nothing about no door. - Chill out, man. 01:02:39.640 --> 01:02:43.030 I smoke weed here all the time. This door's never locked. 01:02:43.080 --> 01:02:46.834 - (Alarm sounds) - But I didn't say the alarm would be off! 01:02:46.880 --> 01:02:48.552 Hurry, yo! 01:02:48.600 --> 01:02:50.830 You guys, wait up! 01:02:56.120 --> 01:02:57.109 Hold up! 01:02:57.920 --> 01:03:01.310 - Isn't that Thurgood, the custodian? - Yeah. 01:03:01.360 --> 01:03:05.512 - Want me to call the cops? - No, this is too much fun. 01:03:06.520 --> 01:03:07.714 Right up here! 01:03:13.520 --> 01:03:15.511 I hope there's some left. 01:03:15.560 --> 01:03:18.279 (# Angelic, euphoric music) 01:03:30.720 --> 01:03:32.711 "Maui Wowie!" 01:03:32.760 --> 01:03:34.751 (Laughing dementedly) 01:03:46.640 --> 01:03:49.791 I never seen this much weed in my life! Let's go! 01:04:05.520 --> 01:04:07.511 (Whistling) 01:04:09.640 --> 01:04:13.315 Get down on your knees with your hands behind your head. 01:04:13.960 --> 01:04:16.918 Yo, I'm gonna make a run for it, B. 01:04:16.960 --> 01:04:19.599 Just get down, man. 01:04:22.240 --> 01:04:24.231 At least Brian got away, yo. 01:04:26.240 --> 01:04:27.832 My nads! 01:04:30.440 --> 01:04:33.079 Hey, thank God, man! 01:04:33.120 --> 01:04:37.910 Get down on your knees with your hands behind your head. 01:04:37.960 --> 01:04:39.678 Move in. 01:04:43.960 --> 01:04:48.556 Breaking and entering. You got me? Open and shut. I say we book 'em. 01:04:48.600 --> 01:04:53.390 - You got me? We book 'em. - Hey, wait a minute, guys. 01:04:53.440 --> 01:04:57.115 It's not open and shut. What do you guys do for a living? 01:04:57.160 --> 01:04:59.594 - I'm a detective. - We're detectives. 01:04:59.640 --> 01:05:02.950 Oh, OK, then detect. Ask us something. 01:05:04.000 --> 01:05:07.197 What do you know about this Jamaican, this Mr Nice Guy? 01:05:08.080 --> 01:05:10.435 Aw, shit, yo! 01:05:10.480 --> 01:05:15.031 Well, I heard he's got great weed, but that's neither here nor there. 01:05:15.080 --> 01:05:17.878 - I mean, we can't bring him down. - Crazy. 01:05:17.920 --> 01:05:23.631 But we can bring you Samson. Just ask me how. Ask me! 01:05:24.800 --> 01:05:29.555 - How will you bring Samson down? - Got a meeting with him in a few days. 01:05:29.600 --> 01:05:31.556 I'll wear a wire. Hm? 01:05:31.600 --> 01:05:35.832 All right, listen to me. There's $30,000 in this knapsack. 01:05:35.880 --> 01:05:38.075 Give him the 20 grand you owe him. 01:05:38.120 --> 01:05:42.671 With the remaining ten, buy whatever narcotics he's got around. Got me? 01:05:42.720 --> 01:05:47.111 - You paying attention? - No. Sorry, man. 01:05:47.160 --> 01:05:50.357 Unless you say out loud what you're buying, we got nothing. 01:05:50.400 --> 01:05:55.110 Make sure you that say it and that you get Samson to say it. No codes. No slang. 01:05:55.160 --> 01:06:00.154 As soon as you got the stuff, or if anything goes wrong, say the phrase "abracadabra". 01:06:00.200 --> 01:06:03.192 - Abracadabra. - Abracadabra? 01:06:04.360 --> 01:06:07.557 - OK, OK. - Make sure that you are relaxed. 01:06:07.600 --> 01:06:11.229 - Just act completely normal. - That's gonna be a problem. 01:06:11.280 --> 01:06:15.671 - What do you mean? - We haven't smoked any weed today, man. 01:06:15.720 --> 01:06:20.794 If the three of us go in there all clear-eyed, Samson is gonna know something's up. 01:06:24.120 --> 01:06:28.511 - If you think it's gonna help. - Yeah, I think that's gonna help. Got a light? 01:06:33.240 --> 01:06:35.231 Mmm. H-hmm. 01:06:37.800 --> 01:06:39.791 Thanks, Officer. 01:06:43.680 --> 01:06:49.152 I just wanna say, that was a great idea, Thurgood. 01:06:49.200 --> 01:06:54.228 - Wow! I mean, where do you even... - Just smoke it, yo! 01:06:56.000 --> 01:07:00.835 If something' happens to us, could you give this letter to Mary Jane Potman? 01:07:01.720 --> 01:07:07.317 - Sure thing, kid. - Tell our friend Kenny Davis we love him. 01:07:07.360 --> 01:07:09.954 - He's in prison. - Let's go, come on! 01:07:10.000 --> 01:07:11.274 Let's move. 01:07:12.680 --> 01:07:16.878 Just remember to speak clearly. Get him to say what he's selling you. 01:07:17.920 --> 01:07:23.392 You know, it ain't always good to get high before you have important things to do, 01:07:23.440 --> 01:07:26.796 but lucky for us, the cops had our backs. 01:07:27.840 --> 01:07:30.673 - Hello, boys. - Hi, Samson. 01:07:31.520 --> 01:07:34.478 So... where's the money? 01:07:34.520 --> 01:07:36.670 Right here in my bag. 01:07:36.720 --> 01:07:40.793 - Samson, can I ask you a question? - Go ahead. 01:07:41.960 --> 01:07:45.509 Do you know where we can score some cocaine? 01:07:45.560 --> 01:07:49.109 - You want some candy? - Uh, no, thanks. 01:07:49.160 --> 01:07:53.597 But it'd be great if we can get some cocaine. 01:07:55.520 --> 01:07:59.513 - What's so funny? - Those guys... those guys are doomed! 01:07:59.560 --> 01:08:02.154 I can't feel my hands! 01:08:02.200 --> 01:08:04.191 I can feel 'em. 01:08:04.240 --> 01:08:06.549 Aggghhh! 01:08:07.600 --> 01:08:12.071 What we have here is some Columbian heaven. 01:08:12.880 --> 01:08:16.475 - Pure cocaine. - Candy makes you dandy. 01:08:17.640 --> 01:08:20.837 This is all the cocaine we get for ten G's, B? 01:08:20.880 --> 01:08:23.917 - We have other product. - Like more cocaine? 01:08:25.960 --> 01:08:28.269 And that is? 01:08:28.319 --> 01:08:32.313 (Samson) Fine China. Babaloo. 01:08:32.359 --> 01:08:35.908 - Looks like heroin to me, yo. - Yeah. Is that heroin? 01:08:35.960 --> 01:08:39.395 You've got to be the dumbest dealers in the dope game. 01:08:40.160 --> 01:08:42.993 - You mean the game that you run, yo? - Yeah. 01:08:43.040 --> 01:08:45.634 Just call me Jesse Owens. 01:08:45.680 --> 01:08:48.274 Jesse, can we get some cocaine and get outta here? 01:08:48.319 --> 01:08:52.233 - OK. - Can I buy some of your heroin, too? 01:08:52.279 --> 01:08:54.270 OK! 01:08:56.560 --> 01:08:59.950 All right, it's been a pleasure doing business with you. 01:09:00.000 --> 01:09:04.038 Thank you very much for the heroin and the cocaine. Here's your money. 01:09:06.520 --> 01:09:08.317 Abracadabra. 01:09:09.720 --> 01:09:11.711 Yeah, man! 01:09:13.600 --> 01:09:16.068 Abracadabra! 01:09:19.840 --> 01:09:22.832 "You're all the Mary Jane I'll ever need." 01:09:25.520 --> 01:09:29.718 - Abracadabra, yo! - Abracadabra, man. 01:09:29.760 --> 01:09:33.639 - Abracadabra. - Boy, why do you keep saying that? 01:09:33.680 --> 01:09:36.113 What? Abracadabra? 01:09:36.160 --> 01:09:38.354 Yes, abracadabra. 01:09:38.399 --> 01:09:42.837 It's the latest thing, man. All the kids are saying it. Abracadabra, my nigger! 01:09:42.880 --> 01:09:44.871 - What's up? Abracadabra. - Abracadabra. 01:09:44.920 --> 01:09:47.274 Slim, take off your shirt. 01:09:48.439 --> 01:09:53.036 - Samson, Samson, I hardly know you. - Ladies. 01:09:53.760 --> 01:09:55.876 - Abracadabra, man! - Abracadabra, yo! 01:09:55.920 --> 01:10:00.311 - Abracadabra! Abra... - You're dead! 01:10:01.800 --> 01:10:05.918 - All of you! - Hey, fellas, let's beat these bitches! 01:10:05.960 --> 01:10:07.996 (# Batman theme) 01:10:09.040 --> 01:10:11.634 (Yowling) 01:10:32.840 --> 01:10:35.229 Let's work it out. 01:10:40.640 --> 01:10:42.915 Oh, your titty. 01:10:42.960 --> 01:10:45.190 (Silence) 01:10:45.240 --> 01:10:51.475 - Now, that's a titty. - Fully, man. That is an official fully. 01:10:51.520 --> 01:10:53.272 Aaggh! 01:10:54.520 --> 01:10:56.511 (# Batman theme resumes) 01:10:58.760 --> 01:11:02.799 - These are mean people. Mean, mean. - Look out! 01:11:04.080 --> 01:11:05.832 (Screams) 01:11:08.360 --> 01:11:11.113 This is for Killer, B. 01:11:12.360 --> 01:11:15.557 Surprise, surprise, surprise! 01:11:15.600 --> 01:11:17.352 Look who's walking. 01:11:18.760 --> 01:11:20.751 I thought you said you was crippled. 01:11:20.800 --> 01:11:24.918 Well, sweet pea, we're all crippled in some way. 01:11:24.960 --> 01:11:27.758 - Put it down! - You win. 01:11:27.800 --> 01:11:33.113 Now, this is the way it's gonna work. 01:11:33.160 --> 01:11:37.950 I'm gonna take your little Mexican friend with me and I'm gonna kill him. 01:11:38.000 --> 01:11:40.673 - I'm Cuban, B. - Yes, Cuban B. 01:11:40.720 --> 01:11:43.029 Is there anything you want to say... 01:11:43.080 --> 01:11:45.674 Jerry, we need you. 01:11:45.720 --> 01:11:47.438 Abracadabra, B! 01:11:54.160 --> 01:11:56.151 Oh, man! 01:12:00.200 --> 01:12:02.191 Wow! 01:12:02.240 --> 01:12:03.798 (Giggles) 01:12:03.840 --> 01:12:06.229 Sucks to be you, man! 01:12:07.600 --> 01:12:10.273 Oh, man! Oh, man! 01:12:10.320 --> 01:12:14.518 What did I... I told you he was real, man! 01:12:14.560 --> 01:12:18.473 Jerry, thank you, man. 01:12:18.520 --> 01:12:20.238 You're welcome, Brian. 01:12:21.200 --> 01:12:22.758 Peace. 01:12:26.680 --> 01:12:29.672 (Cackling) 01:12:29.720 --> 01:12:32.598 - Well, abracadabra. - Whoa! 01:12:32.640 --> 01:12:35.598 - All right. - What the hell's going on here? 01:12:35.640 --> 01:12:39.792 - Our job is done. These guys can go home. - You guys are wasted, man. 01:12:39.840 --> 01:12:43.435 Thurgood, Thurgood. Nice letter. 01:12:43.480 --> 01:12:45.869 - Gimme that back. - Queer! 01:12:51.560 --> 01:12:53.676 - Everybody, freeze! - Oh, shit! 01:12:53.720 --> 01:12:55.312 Nobody move! 01:12:57.960 --> 01:13:02.112 The cops took the credit for busting Samson, but that's not important. 01:13:02.160 --> 01:13:07.359 What was important is that we cut a deal, and Kenny was finally free. Hallelujah! 01:13:07.400 --> 01:13:10.597 (# Handel: Hallelujah Chorus) 01:13:10.840 --> 01:13:13.274 Which brings me to the Brooklyn Bridge, 01:13:13.320 --> 01:13:16.551 where I had to make things right with Mary Jane. 01:13:19.480 --> 01:13:21.471 - Hi. - Are you? 01:13:22.600 --> 01:13:27.071 A little bit from yesterday when Kenny got... But, Mary Jane, listen. 01:13:27.120 --> 01:13:30.874 I'm done. I'm done selling it. I'm done smoking it. 01:13:30.920 --> 01:13:35.835 This is the last of it right here. I just wanted you to see me get rid of it. 01:13:37.680 --> 01:13:39.910 Could we just have a moment alone? 01:13:42.360 --> 01:13:45.158 Do what you gotta do. Be strong. 01:13:45.200 --> 01:13:46.997 Thanks, baby. 01:13:50.240 --> 01:13:52.037 Mary Jane, 01:13:52.080 --> 01:13:57.996 being with you these past 11 years has been wonderful, but I gotta move on. 01:13:58.040 --> 01:14:02.158 Come on, smoke me. We'll have a quickie for old times' sake. 01:14:02.200 --> 01:14:05.397 (Under breath) No. She's looking. 01:14:05.440 --> 01:14:08.159 She's looking. All right, real quick. 01:14:10.960 --> 01:14:16.353 No. No, it wouldn't be right! God damn you! 01:14:19.160 --> 01:14:21.958 (The joint) You'll be back! 01:14:22.840 --> 01:14:26.037 - Everything work out OK? - Yeah. 01:14:26.080 --> 01:14:29.834 - Mary Jane, I love you. - I love you, too. 01:14:34.160 --> 01:14:39.871 I know. I know what you're thinking. That old Thurgood sold out, right? 01:14:39.920 --> 01:14:43.629 - I'm your girl now. - But let me tell you something. I love weed. 01:14:43.680 --> 01:14:45.796 OK? I love it. 01:14:46.760 --> 01:14:50.469 But not as much as I love pussy! 01:14:50.520 --> 01:14:52.511 The End. 01:14:52.560 --> 01:14:53.993 (# UB40: I Get Lifted) 01:14:54.040 --> 01:14:57.237 # I get lifted up 01:14:58.080 --> 01:15:01.277 # High, high High, high 01:15:01.960 --> 01:15:05.509 # I get lifted up 01:15:06.440 --> 01:15:09.637 # High, high High, high 01:15:10.160 --> 01:15:13.391 # Sitting here together, baby 01:15:14.240 --> 01:15:15.958 # We're all alone 01:15:18.600 --> 01:15:21.956 # Now I can tell you, girl 01:15:22.600 --> 01:15:24.272 # You turn me on 01:15:27.040 --> 01:15:30.749 # I get lifted up 01:15:31.480 --> 01:15:34.950 # High, high High, high 01:15:35.400 --> 01:15:39.154 # I get lifted up 01:15:39.960 --> 01:15:43.191 # High, high High, high 01:15:43.840 --> 01:15:49.597 # Bring out the lovin', the lovin' desire, baby 01:15:52.040 --> 01:15:58.275 # You got the match, ooh, that lights my fire 01:16:00.560 --> 01:16:04.155 # I get lifted up 01:16:05.040 --> 01:16:08.271 # High, high High, high 01:16:08.920 --> 01:16:12.629 # I get lifted up 01:16:13.360 --> 01:16:16.830 # High, high High, high 01:16:34.080 --> 01:16:37.868 # I get lifted up 01:16:38.440 --> 01:16:41.910 # High, high High, high 01:16:42.480 --> 01:16:46.155 # I get lifted up 01:16:46.800 --> 01:16:50.315 # High, high High, high 01:16:50.880 --> 01:16:56.193 # Bring out the lovin', the lovin' desire, baby 01:16:59.200 --> 01:17:03.159 # You've got the match, ooh 01:17:03.200 --> 01:17:05.873 # That lights my fire 01:17:07.480 --> 01:17:11.359 # I get lifted up 01:17:12.040 --> 01:17:15.396 # High, high High, high 01:17:15.960 --> 01:17:19.635 # I get lifted up 01:17:20.440 --> 01:17:23.750 # High, high High, high 01:17:24.320 --> 01:17:28.029 # I get lifted up 01:17:28.720 --> 01:17:32.110 # High, high High, high 01:17:32.720 --> 01:17:36.349 # I get lifted up 01:17:37.160 --> 01:17:40.596 # High, high High, high # 01:18:21.200 --> 01:18:22.997 I'm Dave Chappelle. 01:18:23.040 --> 01:18:28.353 To learn more about marijuana or other illegal substances, go to your local library. 01:18:28.400 --> 01:18:32.712 - Remember, the more you read... - The smarter you are. 01:18:32.760 --> 01:18:35.194 (All cheer) 01:18:35.240 --> 01:18:37.071 All right!