[Script Info] Title: [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.22,0:00:01.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oké Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.97,0:00:03.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ik ben terug van de ouder-leraar-\Nbijeenkomst Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kom onmiddellijk hier Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jouw moeder na een ouder-leraar-\Nbijeenkomst Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Drie uur was ik daar, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,het was ijskoud in de hal, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,en geen kopje thee in zicht. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ze moeten dat beperken Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tot maximum drie minuten per dag. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sommige van de andere ouders praten Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,de oren af van de leerkrachten. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wat zeiden de leerkrachten Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,eigenlijk over mij? Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Je wiskundeleerkracht zei Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dat je oké bent. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dat is goed. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oké", Oisín? Je zou de beste van de klas\Nmoeten zijn. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mam, ik ben gewoon niet echt goed \Nin wiskunde. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Je doet gewoon je best niet. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ik sprak met Meneer O'Donovan en Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hij zegt dat je maar het minimum doet om\Nbij te zijn. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ik had een 'B' met Kerst! Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nou, een 'B' of niet, hij had je door, \Nmeneer. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Je bent te laks ermee. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Je hebt zo veel potentieel,\Nhersenen te kraken. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Je moet je serieuzer inzetten. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ervoor gaan, gaan, gaan Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Min Oisín zou voor NASA kunnen werken. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ik wil niet meer dat je nog naast Barry zit. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Je zit daar, ik kan je daar nu zien zitten, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,aan het wegdrijven. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dan sprak ik met Mevrouw Flynn, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,je lerares bedrijfskunde, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,en ze zei dat je hard werkt, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,en dat je het goed zou moeten doen\Nmet de examens. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Om eerlijk te zijn denk ik niet Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dat ze wist wie je was. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mam! Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oké, je gelooft gewoon niets van de \Ngoede dingen Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,en wel van de slechte dingen. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mevrouw Gotham zegt dat je je \Nmeer moet inzetten voor haar. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ze heeft iets tegen me. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ze heeft iets tegen me. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ze heeft me drie keer uit de klas gegooid\Nvorige week. - Wat? Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wat zei meneer Geraghty? Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ik zie hem niet als een leraar. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ja mam, maar wat zei hij over mij? Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hij is niet goed genoeg voor zijn job. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wat zei hij? Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hij is te relaxed. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mam Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ik bedoel, hij probeert vrienden te worden\Nmet alle leerlingen. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wat zei hij? Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hij zei dat je het goed doet. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr Doyle, de vice-directeur, nou, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dat is een man voor discipline. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Die is een maniak. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wat zei mijn kunstleerkracht? Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, ik ben niet bij haar geweest. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wat, waarom niet? Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,De rij was een mijl lang, ze praat maar\Nen ze praat maar. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dat is mijn beste vak! Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ik zag jouw nieuwe lerares Engels, \NMevrouw O'Neill. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,De meeste van de vaders wilden heel graag\Nmet haar spreken. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maar ik vond dat ze helemaal niet gepast\Ngekleed was. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jouw studieadviseur zegt Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dat op basis van haar evaluatie Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,je zou moeten overwegen iets te doen \Nmet je handen Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,zoals metselen of weven. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wat? Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ze rook eigenlijk naar alcohol. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Meneer Rooney wou weten Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of je bij de schaakclub wou komen, dus zei ik \Ndat je dat wilde Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wat? Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of je bij de debatclub Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nee Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of je bij het koor wou komen. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ik zei dat je dat zou doen. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of je interesse had in Taekwondo, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dan zei ik nee. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ik sprak met je muziek-en toneelleerkracht Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wat? Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,en ik moest het zeggen. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh nee nee. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Je zou de rol hebben moeten spelen van \NOliver in het schooltoneel. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Je hebt een prachtige stem. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Die jongen Jeffrey heeft geen gevoel \Nvoor muziek. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,En hij heeft ook nog platte voeten. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doomdah Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Koken met je ouders Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,help me in the kitchen, I am up to my eyes Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh do I have to Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yes you do have to Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,use exact measurement, Oisín, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,follow the recipe to the letter Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well how much should we add Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a handful of them what a heaped teaspoon Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a dog a scoop a pinch a ow a dash Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they're not measurements Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what are you cooking Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fish Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hate fish Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you'll eat it Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,putting pizza in the oven is not cooking Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pot noodle is not cooking Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dairy dunkers is not cooking Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cornflakes from the packet is not cooking Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now clean as you go Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mom I'm hungry Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you're hungry, have something small Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there's no nourishment in that at all Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to sustain you if you're hungry have an apple Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't eat straight from the shopping bags Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jesus Christ let's sit in the cupboard for a minute Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't eat the ham straight from the package Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't eat straight from the fridge, put it on a plate Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,those penguins are for Christmas Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's July Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,put them back in the freezer Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,clean as you go Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,chicken can be lethal, you need to cook it until it's black Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all knives are sharp Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,perfect with this side of the knife washing Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,clean as you go Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a watched pot never boils Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's boiled is it Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't scratch my non-stick pan Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would you like to do the Sterling, Oisín Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not five mom Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would you like to lick the spoon Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah I ain't going to leave yet to do that yourself Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,okay yeah goodbye Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no you're you're doing it too slow watch you know Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no no no don't just do it yourself Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your father's cooking dinner tomorrow night Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where are you going with the microwave Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the boots of the car the only way I can get them to cook a decent meat Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Going To Dinner With Your Parents Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would you like to try some of my wine Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh yeah Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah no just a sip Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,okay there you go that's too much Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well I didn't I hadn't even tried it yet Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Music] Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,duck is very fatty chicken can be very tasteless Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Falafel can be very dry Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can cook a lasagna myself Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I might have a look and see what other people have ordered Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but no Mom don't Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just looking at what you've ordered there Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yes the carbonara is it okay that looks lovely Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yes that is very heavy for me now Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wouldn't I wouldn't want that Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that is a beautiful soul seller Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,beautiful candle holder glassware sterling silver Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll bet yeah very hard to clean them Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I bet they can't put it in the dishwasher at Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Water please Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,okay is there a Steelers party Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tap yeah it tastes the same Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,can I please get the Bolognese Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there's a lot of onion in that isn't it Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that would run right through it Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how's school Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,uh yeah it's it's good uh actually Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,uh Mr O'Neill yeah yeah Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr O'Neill was saying yesterday that Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the shoulders Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah so uh Mr Neil was saying that the clap Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so what was Mr O'me saying there nothing Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God you have the word to throw to a dog Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God I think that's correct that's definitely Court Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it was a screw top model Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is yours hot enough there Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mine's stone cold, I might have mine reheated Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just steam coming off Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah okay Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,excuse me what no I could have these reheated Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,food this is lovely now Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it just needs a touch of salt Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh shoot slow down pat Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,enjoy it's not a race manners Oisín Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,chew your food don't woof Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,masticate Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well now that was a bit disappointing Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would say for the price of it Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I'll have to say something Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no mum Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just saying something new Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there's your check Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everything okay Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yep great lovely thank you very much Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no problem Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now I have a voucher here Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holidays With Your Parents Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the food is way far too soft Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want all alarms set for 6 a.m six Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oisín, we need to be at the airport at least two hours before the flight Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at least three hours for five hours Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,16 hours before the flight Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not leaving anything to chance Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to be there and I want to be settled Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are we getting a taxi Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,taxi yeah Bushy Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when that's millionaires don't go around telling people around holidays Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why not we might get burgled Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now unplug the TV disconnect the internet Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,defrost the freezer cut the grass water the plants Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,take in the garden furniture turn on the radio Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pull the blinds leave a light on upstairs Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why so people think somebody's home Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,someone who never leaves a one room Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we need to empty the fridge before we go, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but don't let anything go to waste Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,right each of the bit of bread that's left there Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we didn't finish those yogurts eat up Oisín Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,finish the gherk gherkins Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't touch those crisps they're for guests Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,leave a note for the Milkman Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,last time we came back to 16 liters Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and still sitting out in the sun Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,right the cheese it was Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mum, can we visit the football stadium Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't we have a lot to get through, Oisín, Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there are 17 churches on that street alone Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they all have Fresco Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no no why can't I just stay home I'm old enough Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not after what your brother did two years ago Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the floors were destroyed Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the begonias never recovered Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all the toilets were blocked Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I found spaghetti in the porch Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I found your father's shoes halfway down the road Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not Daniel okay Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they found family photos in the neighbor's Back Garden Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm only remembering this now Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is that everything Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,right God the stress I'm not right God the stress I'm not Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah oh neither am I Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Isolating With Your Parents Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mom why are you calling me from upstairs Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have I have I have Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what the Rona Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have it what you call it Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I came out of the shower and I coughed Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so do not come near me Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now I'm going to be self-isolating in my room Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh okay Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now you're gonna have to run the house Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,until I'm in the clear pet Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,okay Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are you able to do that Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now are you capable of that Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well yes Mom Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are you sure now Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mom I think I can manage Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well it's it's not an easy thing to do now Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's a difficult thing to run a household Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,okay I think I'll manage right Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,right okay God the house will come down around us Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now you'll have to Hoover the downstairs Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dust will build up if you don't stay on top of it Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all right final dude where is it Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the Hoover where is it Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sliced he doesn't even know where the Hoover is Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just tell me where it is Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's under the stairs Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's all you have to say Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now you need to get right in under the bowl there right here Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah I know Mom Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,get the cloth right in there Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are you scrubbing it properly then Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're not showing me show me the Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,show me the bowl there Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you still see dirt there Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm hanging up Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which part do I put the powder in Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the drawer Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah which part Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are you doing a pre-wash Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the left is for fabric softener Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,okay do I put that in Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's only for towels Oisín Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,okay Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the rice is for a pre-wash Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the middle bit is for detergent Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where do I put the washing powder Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't use powder we use capsules Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to put them directly in the drum Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,right fine when you say that in the first place Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you just put it straight in the middle Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stop it, Oisín, now that's a dishwasher tablet Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so you dust on top of the picture frames Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yes Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,show me Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now show me the top of the picture frame there now Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all right fine Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now they're Infinity Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought so Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,filled up absolutely filthy there Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now did you clean the windows Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah but I can't get rid of the streaks Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what did you use Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I used the window cleaner but Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh no this video ah Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Something's Happened to close Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what do you mean Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they're smaller now Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jesus that's my good cards again Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what temperature did you put them on Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on as for 80 degrees Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,80 degrees how did you get it to go that high in the first place Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now that you've polished the Lampshades I need Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mother of God can I not get a minute's piece Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I haven't sat down all day Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am up to hideo because you'd want the patience of a saint Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now have you coughed since this morning Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no I haven't Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do you have a temperature Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a tightness of the chest difficulty breathing Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,any loss of smell or taste Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are you feeling tired loss of energy Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well then there is nothing wrong with your young lady Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so get out of that bed and get down here this instant Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh you are so annoying Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Learning To Drive With Your Parents Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,okay he's he's he's Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,easy I'm not rushing Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're rushing now Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there's no need to rush mom Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,expect the unexpected Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,handbrake again Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sorry Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that was nice you can't put your arms across me Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there is no need to shout Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no no no Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,here's a learner try for now here's a learner driver now Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,watch out for the learner driver Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he's like yourself and he's panicking Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he's panicky he's very panicky Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,keeps under the speed limit Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mum I'm I'm going 15. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are you 15. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when you're going into a roundabouting Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you have to be very very careful now Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now, Oisín, what are you doing Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh God those cars all over the place now Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,watch off left left left right Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,left right left right and left oh Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God almighty we're still alive Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you don't need fifth gear Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's for race car drivers Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just third gear is all you need Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,one two and three keep it simple Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it will try the three-point turn here Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,okay Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you need to bring the car to a stop Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,touching it you're airing the ass out of the car oh Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ __ ] oh God this is a dodgy area Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no do the central locking Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,camera Watch the daffodence watch the Duffy Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're going into the daffodils there Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now this game arrangement such a friend Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,such a friend from school Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no Mom I'm not stopping Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he's learning, how to drive Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't mind him now Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Parents On The First Day Back To School Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just you're doing your own thing okay School easy Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you should have had everything ready to go last night Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not helping Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fix that taco Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mom it's too big for me Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it'll fit you next year Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you cannot wear them Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what are their shoes Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well they look like Runners to me Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,geez it's the wish of that bag the price of that booklet Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the price of that uniform the price of that class trip Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,voluntary contribution my eye Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what are you looking for Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a pen Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he doesn't even have a pen Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who do you have for history this year Mr Flanagan oh Jesus who bought these that nothing but sugar Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'm making a porridge what no please here check that no more can I send money Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for lunch I'll make you sandwiches there's nothing wrong with Jam sandwiches with lettuce Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and cheese sandwiches gherkins and Branston sauce sandwiches don't sit beside Barry this year why why you know Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why I said besides James Weiss didn't he get all Ace but he's a knob Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he he's boring that's not what you said now that coat Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,isn't warm enough put that on what I'm not wearing that oh she no I'll drop you Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,down well no psycho are you embarrassed of your mother yeah obviously helps Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,right she gives a look to them come on let's go okay best of Lopez best look [Music] Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,put that coat back on and the helmet Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Parents When You Get Dumped Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,right what has you in such foul humor nothing you are moping about the place with a Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,face on you like I don't know what you're fine right off of that there now and you had Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to tell me what's wrong there's nothing wrong okay Robert Flanagan Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a mother always knows when something's wrong yeah I got dumped what I got Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dumped [Music] don't what you mean don't don't buy my Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,girlfriend a girlfriend you never told me you had a girlfriend yeah well I don't have one anymore do I Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well that's probably for the best given it's an exam year pet Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's her loss girls like that are a diamond there are plenty more trout in Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the Shannon you're a catch ocean any girl would be lucky to have you I've always thought you look like a young Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Prince William at home you're making a worse just leave me alone Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,were you probably weren't in love with her okay the only way to get over sadness is Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,distraction so busy busy busy busy busy busy mom you should come down to the garden Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,center with me and I will get you to pick out a plant for yourself oh wow that sounds horrific Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but that's all these kids cheers you don't understand she was perfect well I knew a girl from college Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bridamine her beautiful beautiful girl I tell you she had the boys like that but Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,last I heard twice divorced a son that won't talk to her and on top of that she Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,looks Dreadful now [Music] what if I never find anyone who's good Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,again mark my words or Sheen in a few years time they would be knocking down my door queuing up outside beating them Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,off with sticks have your pick of the bunch there are plenty of young ladies out there still yeah like who well Mrs Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O'Toole's daughter always had a soft spot for you she's my cousin third cousin we're a small island nation right Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now ocean there's no perfect time to talk about this but if you're going to be having Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,girlfriends we need to be talking about being careful what Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you need to be careful oh no no no no no we're not talking Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about we're not talking about no down there young man sit back down there Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Parents When You Have Your Friends Over Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,can Barry come over as long as he takes his shoes off last time you drag dog dirt all over the house yeah okay and Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,clean up this place it's an absolute State it's like a bomb hitter the place is a tip it's like a pigsty cowshed Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chicken Coop have we been burgled I'm sure Barry's house is clean we were living in our own filth here how's the mother grad right and the father Grand Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is he thinking a cut on the Hedge this weekend with us don't know well it's just eyes on my Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,side there now so boom right I'm gone I'm gone God the smell of fish in here Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bye love put your shoes back up oh Shane's getting late now so you know I think Barry's parents will Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,be wondering where he is it's getting quite late there now oh Barry you're still here we'll have to start charging your rent now Barry okay Barry we'll be Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,having our dinner soon so uh okay I'll stay in here Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would you like to join us for dinner buddy suppose so right should I chicken Barry no do you like peas Barry no do Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you like potatoes Barry no do you like cabbage Berry no do you like fish fingers Barry no do you like carbohydrates Barry no what do you like Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Barry nuggets right I'll check the Deep Freeze will Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you see if there's any Magnums in there rush I'm going to bed now all right all Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,right good night good night Barry good night Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,better get out of my house for Christ's sake uh ocean it's five past eight oh Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Parents When You're Sick Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mom I think I'm sick you're going to school right let's have a look at you here Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jesus I know you're not going to school are you mad right I'll get the fix now Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,rub this on your chest your back your cheeks your ears and the soles of your feet now the steam is good for you it's Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,burning my face just another 25 more minutes pet what are you doing to the 7-0 it's Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,useless unless it's flash Jesus just one more Spoonful no moon please it's disgusting cod liver oil is a cure apple Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cider vinegar is a cure gargling salted water is a cure-all cinnamon tumeric garlic ginger onion is Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a cure puke it's your stomach actually you're at me ocean are you warm enough yes I'll get Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,another hot water no I already have three do you know what you're missing in school no because we don't want you falling Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,behind love will you try some chicken soup no thanks I've made your favorite Balinese no more Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well you have to eat something love could ever wear his ice cream Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,right yeah yeah where's ice ice cream okay if you're too sick for school you're too sick for computer games to watch Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,television to be on the phone to listen to headphones you're never too sick to read a book oh [ __ ] you needn't be Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,worried about school because I had your cousin go in there and get the homework for you so that's all sorted out mom Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are there any more Mars ice creams yes yes Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will you make it to the toilet in time love I leave the Basin just here okay yeah are you going to be sick Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are you going to be sick now because if you are going to be sick there's a base in there now okay all Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,right so I'll leave it here now it's to your right [ __ ] off Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,doomed up please it's disgusting cod liver oil Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wow Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's like pure fish I hate fish Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Playing Computer Games With Your Parents Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ing it's a beautiful day outside what are you doing cooped up in here get on fire you are wasting the day the day is Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gone you are like a vampire in here Jesus are you afraid someone might see you are you under witness protection or Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,something turn off that game station and go outside yeah I'm in the middle of a match you could play your football out Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the fresh air it's not football it's MMA Museum of Modern Art to stay there I Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,need someone to help me with hedge clippings in the garden five minutes okay you said five minutes an hour ago Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no it's just about to type I will tap you out God Almighty I'm exhausted I am five Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hours six hours 12 18 72 hours in that Garden got as well for some reason I sit Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in their backside playing computer yeah well no one's stopping you playing ah ABS you're allergic to have fun Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which way you hold it now which one am I Conor McGregor is that Conor McGregor is Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this yes I just press Start I'd find it hard to get a job with them now just please Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,start how do I shoot there's no guns I thought it's like running around with a gun earlier it was a different game what Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,did I do there it didn't do anything that's me am I the one on the right here no that's me how do I get out of this Carson cage am I right that one there Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like that's the referee where am I can't see anything gotcha oh gotcha again oh geez I kicked [ __ ] did I kick it you see Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all right Jesus I punched your phone fast oh I've been knocked out that was my character God should I win yeah Jesus Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the size of that belt how are you supposed to keep a pair of trousers up with that thing right how was it around Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shopping With Your Parents Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the waist it won't stop it shut up people are looking like no one is looking warm Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this one's pretty cool there is no heat in there the wind will go right through it's like a plastic bag you'll freeze Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you'll catch your day he'll catch pneumonia it's wafer thing I tell you you won't look cool you look cold Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that was not funny I look ridiculous I'm gonna get bullied anyone who bullies it Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,over a coach ocean is not your friend oh I look like a giant snot you do not it brings out your eyes what about this one Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mom is it on sale no then put it back this one's really warm does it have a hood no put it back oh this one's warm Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anda has a hood is it machine washable no oh oh Shane how are you getting on in Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there I'm fine does it fit you all right just go away look come out and show me I'm not coming out all right will you Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come out and show your mother no Mom wait so I'm coming in did you not come in here oh sorry no there's nobody in Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,here I I thought you were my son what's going on when I ask you to come out you come out a leather jacket ocean you're Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not James Dean Clark Gabe Steve McQueen Marlon Brandon Humphrey Bogart John Wayne Lionel Richie boom this is the one Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Barry has it's really cool Barry has a cool Crush because Barry's dad lives in Portugal don't repeat that Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's polyester put us back 100 well it's itchy the itcher it is the higher the Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,quality the moment you look like a tent oh there's a tear great we might get a Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,discount right let's have a look at you no don't you look great no I'm after Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,spending 135 Euro on your ocean you could give me a smile uh giant snow oh Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,isn't that your friend Barry will he come here to me for a second pet Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Staycation With Your Parents Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah great news we're going on holidays Spain Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we can go no not Spain ocean there's a pandemic we're going on a staycation Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,first but in in Ireland yes Ireland ocean now Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maureen has given us the lender of a holiday home in Don Bowie oh no I don't really have there's not much internet up there so bring plenty of books oh no no Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,please it's gonna be boring it's been nice there's nothing to do there is plenty to do for someone with a bit of Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,imagination like what like walks beautiful scenery old churches and walks Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,clearly said walks you can't even drink the water in dunbu we can't ah don't be ridiculous the water is fine you just Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,need to run the tap for 20 to 15 minutes before house is freezing the heating doesn't work there is plenty of turf for Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that fire plenty of turf and the septic tank should be fixed by the time we get there I'm told oh no more now there is a Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,key under the mat because many break-ins there it wouldn't be anything happening in don't Bowie at all Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pack your togs why because of the beach there's no beaches sharp rocks that Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gradually gets smaller towards the shore rip the foot off yeah I know the water is freezing I'm not getting in look at Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's either stay here and Lounge about the house or come with me stay here I Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have spent many is a nice summer in Dumb Bowie as a little girl right and I loved Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it you also used to think Mansion oranges were a treat mom times change okay this might be the last holiday we Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,spend as a family now Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tell Pat 's Erie down the road in Glendale Mick and we only Spanish when the wind is Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,blowing West so pack your bags and stop complaining Hey Hey Barry Barry hey it's finally in the parking Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yes we are packing for our holidays tomorrow where you go we're going to do don't bore and don't porn don't Bowie Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't Bowie yes oh yeah gray colorful yeah monkey very cool no it's a family Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,holiday oh what time are we leaving Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Barry's mother has something else planned for them no Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but the house has to be cleaned from top to bottom for the last two days of the Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,holidays yeah yeah no problem we'll leave it the same condition as we found it exactly a dump quick oh [ __ ] Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Studying With Your Parents Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mom can you do my French questions with me the oral is tomorrow tomorrow right let me get my glasses there so just read Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the question yeah just just read the questions what Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,je m'appelle ocean Flanagan right [Music] there what we live in Dublin Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we are on the border see Dublin Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,football is you haven't practiced in months sitting Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,up there in the computer all the time who cares just the eye care I choose the money I paid for those lessons Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what sister you don't have a sister it's for the vocabulary move it's not good to tell lies ocean you can get cut out Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,jumanj Doritos is your more coke say that don't think it does feed you save green beans and broccoli don't open Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the dictionary no it's there's no time I don't it doesn't matter what you're saying and Doritos my mayor a professor Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a montpair a engineer he's actually an engineer now he's more of a diagnostic Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,consultant for ventilation systems I don't know those words okay and the exam is tomorrow why do you have to leave Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everything to the last minute the amount of money I spent sending you to France you've done dama you've done sweet Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,diddly squash bugger all less than nothing my grand pair a Quattro vant we dance your grandfather is dead or she I Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,know he's dead I have to show that I know numbers though Jesus Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if I could do the exam for yoshin it's your future it sounds like you don't even know what you're saying you've just Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,learned off a set of phrases and you're regurgitating well I'm not actually trying to learn French I'm just trying to pass the exam Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Teaching Computers To Parents Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh god I've broken it Goshen what have I done now nothing it's Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fine I have had it with this cursive machine let's sit down there now and show me how to use this what I have to Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do my homework I can only take a second what should you do there now I didn't do anything well you did you did something Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there there well I just moved the mouse across the screen there it is again it's the mouse double click double click okay Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Music] you have to do it faster faster yeah Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,okay let's let me do it let's take this Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want you to show me how to do it I don't want you to do it for me you just type in your email address right okay Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nasty oh yeah n ope oh look I've got some email from a prince ragaba from Nigeria oh well I Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't think that's actually a prince oh you're jealous huh no I'm he's just trying to rob you he's a prince he's Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stuck in an airport and he needs help now where's my credit card details Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it keeps offering me cookies I got an email from the bank of Europe asking me to reconfirm my credit card details Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am an hour trying to get this bloody printer to work and it just refuses to Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do anything alternative now oh God what's this now it's just the terms and conditions the application may ask for your Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,permission to access you don't have to read a moment it's just Gmail it says please read the terms and conditions Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,before yeah but nobody 14 pages long you don't nobody boom oh Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've clicked out of it what's this now history oh that could be interesting might be Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,something on the Renaissance oh no you can't don't don't open up you can open the history folder it could it could Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,break the computer [Music] I thought you said you couldn't break [Music] Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh Jesus Christ so she what what's the stuff now doomed up Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Watching TV When Your Parents Walk In Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh God turn this off now turn this off they use Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the remote pornography it's not it's a TV show where they could have fooled me I'm home if that's that show that the Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,average people normal people I'm I've heard all about it on the radio to pray no it's not you always just come in at Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the worst part well I've heard the worst part goes on for four minutes and 42 seconds what Mary White timed it I'm Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,always not about that I don't care what it's about anything that has to rely on that sort of Filth has nothing to offer Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like I've never even seen it I bet Barry's mother doesn't let him watch I think she does actually I very much Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,doubt that if she does you're not watching it and that is fine fine would you not get yourself a nice book Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,apparently there's a great novel by an Irish author it is Sally Rooney uh no Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thanks it's supposed to be brilliant oh hello Barry what have I told you Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about letting yourself in sorry the door was unlocked so does your mother know you watch the show yeah everybody's Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,watching it you see everyone we are not watching us here in 23 crime for crevices fine okay come on Paris okay Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where are you going I didn't come down the last shower now you're going to watch it on your phone you know what Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,else I can watch my phone if I wanted to actual pornography Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,okay Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh God and Mikey it's still on Jesus Christ and why anyone wants to watch this smush is beyond me Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is he wearing a necklace Connor for God's sake that is no way to treat you one that boy's mother has her head Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,screwed on oh we do not just stay together God you're perfect for each other where's the dinner oh sorry hey you're watching us no I was looking for Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the Antiques Road you're on the last episode oh God I hope there's a second season what I'm an emotional Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are you wearing a necklace it's a chain what you doing I'm watching a movie move Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Watching TV With Your Parents Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,over there good luck it's my spot oh I haven't sat down all day Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was trying to watch a movie is it suitable is it suitable yeah it's suitable and Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oscar right God it's very violent you've got that shocking nudity oh she turned that off Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what more makes a shampoo add what oh why do we have so many remote controls Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah this is for the television yeah this for the DVD player that's the satellite and that's the house phone Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there's no need to be smart you know I did repack them here now absolutely the flourishing flourishing behind the carpet cleaners in here the other week Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now they did a fierce good job absolute excellence Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Music] is this the one now yeah yeah it's too loud no more that's a channel you change your Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,channel the other one go back all right go back no go oh oh go oh what's this Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,antique no no she's a beautiful race you run out there and make a scope of tea like a good lad that's too strong Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,did you put any milk did you spell the pot that's too sweet put it in a proper Cup who's that Antonio Banderas Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought you said this was meant to be good oscari backside oh Jesus it's almost nine turn over to the news there Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what no more please will you go on to the news my living room my rules my Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,house my rules my TV my rules shooting and Killing Jesus would you have a song Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or something oh God there's the rain there's the Rain Jesus give me a hand with clothes get Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,out here Christmas is upon us so I want all hands Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When Parents Cook Christmas Dinner Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on deck you're fine there was too much for me to do last year so this year I am keeping it simple Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,right I am just doing the turkey and ham the roast potatoes carrots cauliflower Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cheese parsnips Beef Wellington mashed potato potato cracker flat potatoes potato potato cheesy potato chips Auntie Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rose is vegan now oh that woman has to be difficult oh and the O'Connor cousins only eat like spaghetti and pizza they Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will eat what is pot in front of them it won't fish it won't fit in the oven the turkey it's a monstrosity of thing Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's like an ostrich why did you get such a big one there was so much left over last year well I don't want to get Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cut out well we were eating turkey leftovers in June turkey curry turkey soup turkey meatballs yes the turkey Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,roulette we still have some left good man I need more room in the fridge will you finish off those eggs drink the rest Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of that milk polish off those gherkins finish off that mayonnaise this dinner will be the death of me why'd you go to Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so much effort if you find it so stressful well maybe you'd prefer some slices of toast and Nutella yeah a wood Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your wood my eye apparently you can cook the ham in Coca-Cola God that sounds disgusting no I'm doing Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mine Insider I need to get the Christmas cake done boom nobody ever eats the Christmas cake that is not the point it Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,has to be done anyway I want you to extend the mahogany table oh well we actually get to eat in the dining room Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do we I know it is a beautiful table I want to show it off now covers look at that plastic tablecloth there what I Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't want it getting wrecked or she will use the fancy noise in Forks yes but don't put them in the dishwasher Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well at least something has sunk in or shouldn't we need 18 bags of sultanas how many puddings are we making eight or Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nine hey why do we need so many puddings I like to keep a few around for emergencies Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,break glass for pudding Brandy ocean will you get the Brandy out for me there Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ocean the Brandy thank you thank you specialize Jesus stop watching Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,did we use that much last year come on can Barry come for Christmas dinner with us or she Christmas is a Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,family time oh no more please please well I'm sure Barry wants to spend Christmas with his own family now would Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you like to come with us on a walk on Christmas Day Barry you can go on the walk and we'll stay here and mind the Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,house God almighty this dinner will be the death of me well I know it's a lot of Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,work move but neither it's all done you could just sit back you know and enjoy Christmas I haven't enjoyed Christmas since 1972 Washington now get the Brandy Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well we don't need many more puddings it's not for the puddings right ashin we're visiting breed of Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When Parents Drag You Places Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Meine can I just stay at home not on your own why do I have to come she's your friend or mine you're to be Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sociable what's the only thing you guys talking about is people who are dead we do know shouldn't I hear Mina Walsh died Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh she did she did do you know who else died Phelan Corcoran he didn't but he Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wasn't wearing Sheila McKenna she's not you know what a sergeant Lincoln shouldn't look well oh just a matter of Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,time yeah yeah yeah he didn't she did did you hear no oh well you're stuck go Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,away sure this is it would you like a cup of tea or Sheen uh no thanks you have like a fizzy drink yes Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah actually I think I have some tonic water in the fridge oh Shane you must be very popular with the ladies I'd say of Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your pick of the bunch oh no there's to be no girlfriends until after the exams until he's 21 36 52. oh she's very good Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at maths oceans very music big into the drama Ocean's very good at the French is he now say it is a French first Arrow Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shin come on to to Pal there uh [Music] Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh brilliant I've got some prawns steaming in the kitchen grief I hate prawns you'll eat that I'm allergic and Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm eating oh boy it's polite all that meal is delicious we have to have you Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,again some time on now absolutely right here we go oh [ __ ] okay safe home now I Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cannot stand that woman uh she's not that bad mom how much money did she give you Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When Parents Give You A Lift Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where's Barry he's coming it's 25 past eight ocean we said a quarter past yeah Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,okay he said he'd be here it's been late every day this week he's not getting a lift to school next week I can tell you that all right fine I don't care and his Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mother is none too quick to return the offer Mighty what's that smell is that a clean shirt yes Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,right Hey Barry nice but you almost took the door off Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the hinges okay now does everyone have the seat belt on you've moved one off five okay Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Music] Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,leave it and then polish Barry Mom can I go out on Friday night don't Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,talk to me when I'm driving or Sheen I get distracted oh are the McDonald's getting the job done on the house they need to cut that Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,grass that skirt is a far too short they've painted that house in awful those daffodils are still going God Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's a dreadful gaze they've put in I forgot my lunch again yeah those salad sandwiches will go to waste can I get a Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,10 for the canteen you can have a fiver a Fiverr is not enough it's enough when it's spent on proper food not on spicy Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wedges or Mr Slurpees what this man cannot drive a car no education I'm not Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,letting him in I'm not letting him in now I'm not letting you in have none is a word to throw to a dog both of them Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there their heads glued in the phones [Music] let's go over the verb etra again not Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,warm just sweet to a the cheek of him she's blocking the entire Lane I can't Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,go forward there's a yellow box is that man waving at me at the back form he's giving you the finger Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well I feel very sorry for that man's wife change the radio station I'm listening to the news mommy listen to Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the news at breakfast it's the same news it doesn't change I'll put on my CD Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Music] here we go I can put on the news here no Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll drop you to the door no no move here's fine [ __ ] you to the door Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no no put your seatbelt back down well don't slam the door Jesus Christ the Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When Parents Have Visitors Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,visitors will be here in eight hours I need all hands on deck ocean will you go into the control room there and give it your sister's junk where's herself she Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,should have to get rid of it I don't have time to argue with you okay I am up to my eyes I am flattered I'm fit to Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,collapse I am up to high dough so just go and do it oh Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've just cleaned the toilet so nobody go in there well the visitors aren't coming for like six hours where are we Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ready to go if you need to go go next door to the caverns I'm not going to the cabinets to take a dump or she need to Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pump the cushions yes or she needs your dust behind the TV yes you need to weed the garden yes watching to Jehovah under Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the couch nobody's gonna look under the couch mum why are we cleaning so much because I don't want to think that we Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,live like animals this is how we live God on my chance did you clean your room No One's Gonna Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Be in my room mum but they'll close the door Jesus Christ they went in there they could get wheels disease don't eat Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,them they're for guests or shouldn't go in there and fill up the mountain Brown will you good ladder knock those glasses Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the good glasses not that Cutlery the good Cuttery not those plates they're too good oh I'm after forgetting the Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,effing cream but she really come in here yeah Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,boss what what what you want you call me in I'm busy Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,here now Jesus Christ you can't be annoying me now just call me oh God my mind is that damn Jesus they're early go Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in there and talk to them I don't know look I need to get ready all right I'll be down in an hour don't worry about it Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh [ __ ] take the chicken out of the other medium yeah it's in there too long did it take it off about 10. Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Music] Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,get in there and see if we need more wine Mary wants to know if we have any tonic water Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cannot stand that one bye-bye never again Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When Parents Ruin Your Summer Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,okay it's games off now no games Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have more so weak and you haven't left that seat you are to be up out of the Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,house and I want your occupied [Music] I will not hover a piece of last summer Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where you moped about the house doing sweet fa I have brochures worse the tennis club are doing a three-week camp Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in July no there's speech and drama in the community center orienteering in the Pine Forest a science camp arts and Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,crafts Pottery tree shaping astronomy bug snorkeling nude still life Rock how did that get in there now that's the Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,least two weeks left to fill in Moon Barry said that there's a really good thing intense like a mixed martial arts course oh no move I haven't told you but Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what about French College Lord knows you need the help yeah I'm meant to be on my holidays that's basically School you Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,could volunteer in the local community there is a great sense of satisfactions Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how about I use this time to teach you how to play chess how to sew flower arranging cross stitching use the Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,washing machine teach how to drive never again we could do a virtual online class Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,together no I'm on my holidays I don't want to learn anything The Devil Makes work for Idle Hands stop referring to Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yourself in the third person mom well you could come help me in the garden what would I get if I did it gardening Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is its own reward for every four hours you do gardening you can have five minutes on the game what's a terrible deal you will need Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,something to use up your free time well me and Barry were thinking about joining a band oh lovely and the father he used Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to play the bassoon in the rathfarnum concert no more a real band Lego guitars and drums not under my roof or you and Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Barry could go on bicycles along the canal and then maybe stop for a picnic I'm not trying to woo Barry in the 19th Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,century mall right ocean I have tried everything so we're going to learn a tick tock dance together well no no no Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no I'll do I'll do the gardening I'll do the gardening Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,outside in the fresh air yeah what are you doing exactly oh Sheen Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When Your Parents Get A New Phone Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what I need your help I got a new iPhone that's an Android what it's an Android it's not an iPhone Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't care what it is I can't get the thing working just turn it on I haven't finished Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,reading the manual yet I haven't filled out the warranty yet this phone is to last me five years 10 years 15 75 years Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,play your cards right I'll leave it for you in my will I just want the phone calls and the text messages okay so just Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the basics okay just WhatsApp to him no Jesus no I don't want any of that waste time of those applications but WhatsApp Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is text messages Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,okay so what was your password on your last phone yes right yes I I've written it down Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,somewhere here now yes um yes like it's gonna be again Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,um password one one no no trying Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,clean as you go odd caps no try my name no nothing I try my my maiden name there Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my maiden name uh yeah um uh washing my maiden name Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just need to put in your Google password oh yeah I don't know what it is now put in your banking password Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Facebook passwords oh I can't remember Microsoft passwords Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no ocean I can't it's gone after me it's I've broken it Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Music] Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh Jesus I'm pressing this one here now what what's that why those two this volume well they're very close together Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah you just press this and you put in your PIN that's ridiculous absolutely ridiculous now it keeps going Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,off on me now why does it do that the screen just times it goes to sleep well we're gonna turn that off because I I it Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,doesn't give me a second before it's gone again you really just like it's intense there it's gone again it's because you haven't used it for 10 Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,seconds to seconds you can't do anything in 10 seconds camera on this is marvelous isn't it Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's a great shots you should get them printed what are these now they're notifications right and and what you Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just you press them and then they'll open you press into them right okay yeah yeah okay let's put in your PIN Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh I don't know what that is now you know I'm going away for the Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When Your Parents Go Away Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,weekend yeah yeah tell me like a hundred times yes I'm going away with my friend Geraldine yeah yeah did you thank her Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the jumper yes I did you did okay and remember what I said pet yeah don't open the door to anyone right okay Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Music] I am leaving you 20 Euro for pizza oh great there are conditions I want you to Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hoover the whole stairs and land it you have to clear out the garage the shed clean out the other varnish the doors Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sand down the garden furniture fine I don't want it you can keep it what there are 15 cans of lager in that cabinet and Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have counted though aren't you supposed to be gone wait look I'm going I'm going right ocean I'm taking the Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,internet what why now it's not up for discussion what am I gonna do well you can read a book remember the black bin Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,goes out on the Monday yeah and the Greenville on the Fridays yes make sure they take the brown bin with the green Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bin right because last time they didn't take their mint to take that I don't want that brown bit yes all right thank you okay okay okay rush I'm okay yes Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,remember to water the plants yeah I know yeah give them plenty of water yeah well I will but don't OverWatch them what for Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,emergencies I'm leaving you my credit card just an emergency okay Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's what I can't hear you I'm not shouting out my Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PIN number it's just been everyone here you don't have to chase this two of us just tell me normally I just spare key hidden in the garden place where between Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the acacia and the agapanthus I don't know what those plans are but when one has variegated leaves Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh that's Geraldine there right okay nice okay good boy yeah goodbye look Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,after yourself now okay and and and remember if I said now okay don't answer the door to oh okay okay good luck right Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,okay goodbye oh and and don't forget yes okay goodbye and no part no goodbye more Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just go Jesus Christ Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Music] I forgot my keys Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hello there ocean um I forgot my keys there now I'm not Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When Your Parents Make You Do Gardening Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,supposed to answer the door to anyone what Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I need your help in the garden oh no you promised oh shim right a small help yeah Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they were the conditions I'm going to the Disco fine Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,look we'll be done in five minutes we'll be done in 20 minutes 14 hours what let's start with the Hedge grab the Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,garden shears we're not just use the electric one God no oh yeah of course now that would just make the job go Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,quickly far too dangerous far too dangerous I'm not spending the next 24 hours in a e yeah it would be more fun Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than gardening I will give you five euro an hour five euro well I had to spend 400 Euro in all Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the garden center stuff that's supposed to make me feel better is it knowing that you spend more on the garden than you do on me I spend enough on you Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mister right yeah can we listen to a podcast no can we listen to music no can Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we listen to the radio no you can listen to the birds ocean Nature's music how's Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,going on everyone if you're here to save him Barry you can wait another two hours Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ocean could you give me the whole pet what does it say the whole of Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sorry the I need a hoe you need you need a hoe yes Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you need a hoe yes I need a hoe well I go get you a hoe yes could you get me a hoe please Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh that's anaconda's cash that's what that is oh where'd you pick it up [Music] Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they're nice first they're weeds well I think there's the welfares Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they're weeds pull them up why do they look nice they may look nice Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the bees might like them but they're weeds pull them up a moment's filthy inside there's nothing Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wrong with that glove it's brand new what is the point of a glove that's dirty on the inside Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whether two of you now are a great help there's a b well now they are more Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,afraid of you than they have a bastard get away no do you see them there they are the delphiniums right and beside Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,them is the azaleas and here we have I think it's the Montana titilatus what Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Montana titilatus Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,maybe we could take a break and have some ice creams oh yeah you haven't done anything baby Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Magnums you know they're limited no we don't have any magnets need the frozen peas Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll get them right that's it now Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,does it look great yeah no you should be very proud of yourself you did terrific work yeah it wasn't as bad as I thought Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yeah and it'll be great now for when the gardeners come in tomorrow what we've given them a great head start here why Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't you just get the gardeners to do all this except 25 Euro an hour and the whole day rotate Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When Your Parents Won't Let You Decorate The Tree Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,rotate rotate stop that side's a bit patchy your mom it's all the same no I preferred it the other Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,way rotate rotate I don't know why your father insists on Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,getting a monstrosity of a tree every year it's far too big where does he think it's going a shopping center the Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,car is destroyed pine needles everywhere AC Euro that fella in the tree place is a crook Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is this the right box but he saw your father coming anyway mom is this the Box none shed my eye mom Joe I'd say he's Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,declaring only half that money Mom I have a right mind to go back down to him Mom there is no need that's the round Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,boxes right now I leave you to decorate it off okay okay great yeah I'm getting on with Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the pudding here now okay I'd start with the lights oh yeah yeah okay okay yeah Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from the bottom now not the top okay not the multicolored ones yeah Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do you want to do this no ocean I don't want the flashing Mom it's like a disco I thought you were Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,leaving it to me right I'm gone I'm Gone the good decorations I need to go in the front so the people can see them from Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the road so put them put that one there there now and that that jangly one there put that to the front there I don't have Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,time to use the plum pudding here don't group the large Barbers red then goes Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then red then be careful with my porcelain Santa you put two Barbers right beside each other that one is very Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,expensive and then you have it hidden down below here don't Clump the acorns in like that that glass angel cost me Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,seven pounds in 1995. wow I'm far too busy to be doing this now well then go I Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,got this one when we were holidaying in Prague which has been a very exciting holiday Mom it's finished yes Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,rice job but we've done that all by yourself now have I Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,guess I should I would be very proud of that now it is absolutely perfect I wouldn't change a thing Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would not change it I put those baubles up a bit maybe and I bring the lights down and I move that angel over Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,here to the center somewhere the ribbons don't go with the candy canes and I completely change these words hey Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Barry I won't even ask you how you got in you put another Christmas tree yes save yourself it's a bit big wonderfully Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,observed thank you mine's already up is it yeah well done Pat so since last Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,year [Music] needs more Brandy this is Flanagan Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pudding delicious get out of that kitchen show me what you've touched up Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Outro Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hey we're fortunes and hog we have a brand new sketch every single Thursday so please like subscribe and share we Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,also do live shows so check out our website for a show near 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