0:00:01.215,0:00:01.735 Oké 0:00:01.971,0:00:03.931 Ik ben terug van de ouder-leraar-[br]bijeenkomst 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Kom onmiddellijk hier 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Jouw moeder na een ouder-leraar-[br]bijeenkomst 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Drie uur was ik daar, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 het was ijskoud in de hal, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 en geen kopje thee in zicht. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Ze moeten dat beperken 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 tot maximum drie minuten per dag. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Sommige van de andere ouders praten 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 de oren af van de leerkrachten. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Wat zeiden de leerkrachten 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 eigenlijk over mij? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Je wiskundeleerkracht zei 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 dat je oké bent. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Dat is goed. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 "Oké", Oisín? Je zou de beste van de klas[br]moeten zijn. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mam, ik ben gewoon niet echt goed [br]in wiskunde. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Je doet gewoon je best niet. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Ik sprak met Meneer O'Donovan en 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 hij zegt dat je maar het minimum doet om[br]bij te zijn. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Ik had een 'B' met Kerst! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Nou, een 'B' of niet, hij had je door, [br]meneer. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Je bent te laks ermee. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Je hebt zo veel potentieel,[br]hersenen te kraken. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Je moet je serieuzer inzetten. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Ervoor gaan, gaan, gaan 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Min Oisín zou voor NASA kunnen werken. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Ik wil niet meer dat je nog naast Barry zit. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Je zit daar, ik kan je daar nu zien zitten, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 aan het wegdrijven. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Dan sprak ik met Mevrouw Flynn, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 je lerares bedrijfskunde, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 en ze zei dat je hard werkt, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 en dat je het goed zou moeten doen[br]met de examens. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Om eerlijk te zijn denk ik niet 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 dat ze wist wie je was. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mam! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oké, je gelooft gewoon niets van de [br]goede dingen 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 en wel van de slechte dingen. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mevrouw Gotham zegt dat je je [br]meer moet inzetten voor haar. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Ze heeft iets tegen me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Ze heeft iets tegen me. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Ze heeft me drie keer uit de klas gegooid[br]vorige week. - Wat? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Wat zei meneer Geraghty? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Ik zie hem niet als een leraar. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Ja mam, maar wat zei hij over mij? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hij is niet goed genoeg voor zijn job. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Wat zei hij? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hij is te relaxed. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mam 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Ik bedoel, hij probeert vrienden te worden[br]met alle leerlingen. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Wat zei hij? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hij zei dat je het goed doet. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mr Doyle, de vice-directeur, nou, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 dat is een man voor discipline. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Die is een maniak. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Wat zei mijn kunstleerkracht? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh, ik ben niet bij haar geweest. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Wat, waarom niet? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 De rij was een mijl lang, ze praat maar[br]en ze praat maar. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Dat is mijn beste vak! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Ik zag jouw nieuwe lerares Engels, [br]Mevrouw O'Neill. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 De meeste van de vaders wilden heel graag[br]met haar spreken. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Maar ik vond dat ze helemaal niet gepast[br]gekleed was. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Jouw studieadviseur zegt 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 dat op basis van haar evaluatie 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 je zou moeten overwegen iets te doen [br]met je handen 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 zoals metselen of weven. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Wat? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Ze rook eigenlijk naar alcohol. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Meneer Rooney wou weten 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 of je bij de schaakclub wou komen, dus zei ik [br]dat je dat wilde 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Wat? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Of je bij de debatclub 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 nee 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 of je bij het koor wou komen. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Ik zei dat je dat zou doen. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Of je interesse had in Taekwondo, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 dan zei ik nee. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Ik sprak met je muziek-en toneelleerkracht 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Wat? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 en ik moest het zeggen. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oh nee nee. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Je zou de rol hebben moeten spelen van [br]Oliver in het schooltoneel. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Je hebt een prachtige stem. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Die jongen Jeffrey heeft geen gevoel [br]voor muziek. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 En hij heeft ook nog platte voeten. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Koken met je ouders 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 help me in the kitchen, I am up to my eyes 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh do I have to 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yes you do have to 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 use exact measurement, Oisín, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 follow the recipe to the letter 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well how much should we add 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 a handful of them what a heaped teaspoon 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 a dog a scoop a pinch a ow a dash 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 they're not measurements 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what are you cooking 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 fish 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I hate fish 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you'll eat it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 putting pizza in the oven is not cooking 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 pot noodle is not cooking 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Dairy dunkers is not cooking 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 cornflakes from the packet is not cooking 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now clean as you go 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mom I'm hungry 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 if you're hungry, have something small 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there's no nourishment in that at all 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 to sustain you if you're hungry have an apple 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 don't eat straight from the shopping bags 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Jesus Christ let's sit in the cupboard for a minute 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 don't eat the ham straight from the package 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 don't eat straight from the fridge, put it on a plate 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 those penguins are for Christmas 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's July 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 put them back in the freezer 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 clean as you go 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 chicken can be lethal, you need to cook it until it's black 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 all knives are sharp 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 perfect with this side of the knife washing 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 clean as you go 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 a watched pot never boils 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's boiled is it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 don't scratch my non-stick pan 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 would you like to do the Sterling, Oisín 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm not five mom 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 would you like to lick the spoon 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah I ain't going to leave yet to do that yourself 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay yeah goodbye 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no you're you're doing it too slow watch you know 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no no no don't just do it yourself 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 your father's cooking dinner tomorrow night 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 where are you going with the microwave 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the boots of the car the only way I can get them to cook a decent meat 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Going To Dinner With Your Parents 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 would you like to try some of my wine 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah no just a sip 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay there you go that's too much 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well I didn't I hadn't even tried it yet 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 [Music] 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 duck is very fatty chicken can be very tasteless 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Falafel can be very dry 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I can cook a lasagna myself 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I might have a look and see what other people have ordered 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 but no Mom don't 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm just looking at what you've ordered there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yes the carbonara is it okay that looks lovely 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yes that is very heavy for me now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I wouldn't I wouldn't want that 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that is a beautiful soul seller 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 beautiful candle holder glassware sterling silver 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll bet yeah very hard to clean them 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I bet they can't put it in the dishwasher at 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Water please 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay is there a Steelers party 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 tap yeah it tastes the same 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 can I please get the Bolognese 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there's a lot of onion in that isn't it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that would run right through it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 how's school 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 uh yeah it's it's good uh actually 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 uh Mr O'Neill yeah yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mr O'Neill was saying yesterday that 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the shoulders 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah so uh Mr Neil was saying that the clap 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so what was Mr O'me saying there nothing 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 God you have the word to throw to a dog 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 God I think that's correct that's definitely Court 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it was a screw top model 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 is yours hot enough there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 mine's stone cold, I might have mine reheated 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 just steam coming off 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah okay 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 excuse me what no I could have these reheated 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 food this is lovely now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it just needs a touch of salt 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh shoot slow down pat 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 enjoy it's not a race manners Oisín 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 chew your food don't woof 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 masticate 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well now that was a bit disappointing 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I would say for the price of it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I think I'll have to say something 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no mum 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 just saying something new 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there's your check 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 everything okay 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yep great lovely thank you very much 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no problem 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now I have a voucher here 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Holidays With Your Parents 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the food is way far too soft 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I want all alarms set for 6 a.m six 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oisín, we need to be at the airport at least two hours before the flight 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 at least three hours for five hours 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 16 hours before the flight 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm not leaving anything to chance 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I want to be there and I want to be settled 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 are we getting a taxi 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 taxi yeah Bushy 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 when that's millionaires don't go around telling people around holidays 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 why not we might get burgled 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now unplug the TV disconnect the internet 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 defrost the freezer cut the grass water the plants 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 take in the garden furniture turn on the radio 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 pull the blinds leave a light on upstairs 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 why so people think somebody's home 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 someone who never leaves a one room 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 we need to empty the fridge before we go, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 but don't let anything go to waste 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 right each of the bit of bread that's left there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 we didn't finish those yogurts eat up Oisín 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 finish the gherk gherkins 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 don't touch those crisps they're for guests 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 leave a note for the Milkman 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 last time we came back to 16 liters 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and still sitting out in the sun 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 right the cheese it was 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 mum, can we visit the football stadium 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't we have a lot to get through, Oisín, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there are 17 churches on that street alone 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and they all have Fresco 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no no why can't I just stay home I'm old enough 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 not after what your brother did two years ago 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the floors were destroyed 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the begonias never recovered 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 all the toilets were blocked 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I found spaghetti in the porch 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I found your father's shoes halfway down the road 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm not Daniel okay 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 they found family photos in the neighbor's Back Garden 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm only remembering this now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 is that everything 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 right God the stress I'm not right God the stress I'm not 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah oh neither am I 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Isolating With Your Parents 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mom why are you calling me from upstairs 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I have I have I have 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what the Rona 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I have it what you call it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I came out of the shower and I coughed 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so do not come near me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now I'm going to be self-isolating in my room 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh okay 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now you're gonna have to run the house 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 until I'm in the clear pet 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 are you able to do that 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now are you capable of that 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well yes Mom 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 are you sure now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mom I think I can manage 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well it's it's not an easy thing to do now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's a difficult thing to run a household 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay I think I'll manage right 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 right okay God the house will come down around us 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now you'll have to Hoover the downstairs 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 dust will build up if you don't stay on top of it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 all right final dude where is it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the Hoover where is it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 sliced he doesn't even know where the Hoover is 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 just tell me where it is 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's under the stairs 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that's all you have to say 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now you need to get right in under the bowl there right here 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah I know Mom 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 get the cloth right in there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 are you scrubbing it properly then 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you're not showing me show me the 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 show me the bowl there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 if you still see dirt there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm hanging up 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 which part do I put the powder in 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 in the drawer 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah which part 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 are you doing a pre-wash 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't know 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the left is for fabric softener 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay do I put that in 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that's only for towels Oisín 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the rice is for a pre-wash 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and the middle bit is for detergent 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 where do I put the washing powder 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't use powder we use capsules 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 to put them directly in the drum 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 right fine when you say that in the first place 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you just put it straight in the middle 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 stop it, Oisín, now that's a dishwasher tablet 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so you dust on top of the picture frames 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yes 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 show me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now show me the top of the picture frame there now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 all right fine 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now they're Infinity 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I thought so 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 filled up absolutely filthy there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now did you clean the windows 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah but I can't get rid of the streaks 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what did you use 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I used the window cleaner but 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh no this video ah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Something's Happened to close 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what do you mean 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 they're smaller now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Jesus that's my good cards again 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what temperature did you put them on 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 on as for 80 degrees 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 80 degrees how did you get it to go that high in the first place 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now that you've polished the Lampshades I need 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mother of God can I not get a minute's piece 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I haven't sat down all day 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am up to hideo because you'd want the patience of a saint 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now have you coughed since this morning 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no I haven't 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 do you have a temperature 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 a tightness of the chest difficulty breathing 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 any loss of smell or taste 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 are you feeling tired loss of energy 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well then there is nothing wrong with your young lady 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so get out of that bed and get down here this instant 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh you are so annoying 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Learning To Drive With Your Parents 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay he's he's he's 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 easy I'm not rushing 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you're rushing now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there's no need to rush mom 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 expect the unexpected 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 handbrake again 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 sorry 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that was nice you can't put your arms across me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there is no need to shout 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no no no 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 here's a learner try for now here's a learner driver now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 watch out for the learner driver 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 he's like yourself and he's panicking 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 he's panicky he's very panicky 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 keeps under the speed limit 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 mum I'm I'm going 15. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 are you 15. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 when you're going into a roundabouting 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you have to be very very careful now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now, Oisín, what are you doing 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh God those cars all over the place now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 watch off left left left right 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 left right left right and left oh 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 God almighty we're still alive 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you don't need fifth gear 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that's for race car drivers 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm just third gear is all you need 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 one two and three keep it simple 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it will try the three-point turn here 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you need to bring the car to a stop 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 touching it you're airing the ass out of the car oh 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 [ __ ] oh God this is a dodgy area 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no do the central locking 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 camera Watch the daffodence watch the Duffy 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you're going into the daffodils there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now this game arrangement such a friend 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 such a friend from school 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no Mom I'm not stopping 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 he's learning, how to drive 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 don't mind him now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Parents On The First Day Back To School 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 just you're doing your own thing okay School easy 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you should have had everything ready to go last night 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 not helping 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 fix that taco 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 mom it's too big for me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it'll fit you next year 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you cannot wear them 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what are their shoes 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well they look like Runners to me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 geez it's the wish of that bag the price of that booklet 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the price of that uniform the price of that class trip 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 voluntary contribution my eye 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what are you looking for 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 a pen 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 he doesn't even have a pen 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 who do you have for history this year Mr Flanagan oh Jesus who bought these that nothing but sugar 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and I'm making a porridge what no please here check that no more can I send money 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 for lunch I'll make you sandwiches there's nothing wrong with Jam sandwiches with lettuce 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and cheese sandwiches gherkins and Branston sauce sandwiches don't sit beside Barry this year why why you know 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 why I said besides James Weiss didn't he get all Ace but he's a knob 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 he he's boring that's not what you said now that coat 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 isn't warm enough put that on what I'm not wearing that oh she no I'll drop you 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 down well no psycho are you embarrassed of your mother yeah obviously helps 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 right she gives a look to them come on let's go okay best of Lopez best look [Music] 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 put that coat back on and the helmet 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Parents When You Get Dumped 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 right what has you in such foul humor nothing you are moping about the place with a 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 face on you like I don't know what you're fine right off of that there now and you had 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 to tell me what's wrong there's nothing wrong okay Robert Flanagan 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 a mother always knows when something's wrong yeah I got dumped what I got 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 dumped [Music] don't what you mean don't don't buy my 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 girlfriend a girlfriend you never told me you had a girlfriend yeah well I don't have one anymore do I 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well that's probably for the best given it's an exam year pet 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's her loss girls like that are a diamond there are plenty more trout in 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the Shannon you're a catch ocean any girl would be lucky to have you I've always thought you look like a young 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Prince William at home you're making a worse just leave me alone 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 were you probably weren't in love with her okay the only way to get over sadness is 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 distraction so busy busy busy busy busy busy mom you should come down to the garden 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 center with me and I will get you to pick out a plant for yourself oh wow that sounds horrific 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 but that's all these kids cheers you don't understand she was perfect well I knew a girl from college 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 bridamine her beautiful beautiful girl I tell you she had the boys like that but 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 last I heard twice divorced a son that won't talk to her and on top of that she 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 looks Dreadful now [Music] what if I never find anyone who's good 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 again mark my words or Sheen in a few years time they would be knocking down my door queuing up outside beating them 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 off with sticks have your pick of the bunch there are plenty of young ladies out there still yeah like who well Mrs 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 O'Toole's daughter always had a soft spot for you she's my cousin third cousin we're a small island nation right 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now ocean there's no perfect time to talk about this but if you're going to be having 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 girlfriends we need to be talking about being careful what 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you need to be careful oh no no no no no we're not talking 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 about we're not talking about no down there young man sit back down there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Parents When You Have Your Friends Over 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 can Barry come over as long as he takes his shoes off last time you drag dog dirt all over the house yeah okay and 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 clean up this place it's an absolute State it's like a bomb hitter the place is a tip it's like a pigsty cowshed 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Chicken Coop have we been burgled I'm sure Barry's house is clean we were living in our own filth here how's the mother grad right and the father Grand 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 is he thinking a cut on the Hedge this weekend with us don't know well it's just eyes on my 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 side there now so boom right I'm gone I'm gone God the smell of fish in here 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 bye love put your shoes back up oh Shane's getting late now so you know I think Barry's parents will 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 be wondering where he is it's getting quite late there now oh Barry you're still here we'll have to start charging your rent now Barry okay Barry we'll be 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 having our dinner soon so uh okay I'll stay in here 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 would you like to join us for dinner buddy suppose so right should I chicken Barry no do you like peas Barry no do 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you like potatoes Barry no do you like cabbage Berry no do you like fish fingers Barry no do you like carbohydrates Barry no what do you like 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Barry nuggets right I'll check the Deep Freeze will 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you see if there's any Magnums in there rush I'm going to bed now all right all 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 right good night good night Barry good night 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 better get out of my house for Christ's sake uh ocean it's five past eight oh 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Parents When You're Sick 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mom I think I'm sick you're going to school right let's have a look at you here 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Jesus I know you're not going to school are you mad right I'll get the fix now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 rub this on your chest your back your cheeks your ears and the soles of your feet now the steam is good for you it's 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 burning my face just another 25 more minutes pet what are you doing to the 7-0 it's 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 useless unless it's flash Jesus just one more Spoonful no moon please it's disgusting cod liver oil is a cure apple 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 cider vinegar is a cure gargling salted water is a cure-all cinnamon tumeric garlic ginger onion is 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 a cure puke it's your stomach actually you're at me ocean are you warm enough yes I'll get 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 another hot water no I already have three do you know what you're missing in school no because we don't want you falling 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 behind love will you try some chicken soup no thanks I've made your favorite Balinese no more 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well you have to eat something love could ever wear his ice cream 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 right yeah yeah where's ice ice cream okay if you're too sick for school you're too sick for computer games to watch 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 television to be on the phone to listen to headphones you're never too sick to read a book oh [ __ ] you needn't be 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 worried about school because I had your cousin go in there and get the homework for you so that's all sorted out mom 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 are there any more Mars ice creams yes yes 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 will you make it to the toilet in time love I leave the Basin just here okay yeah are you going to be sick 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 are you going to be sick now because if you are going to be sick there's a base in there now okay all 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 right so I'll leave it here now it's to your right [ __ ] off 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 doomed up please it's disgusting cod liver oil 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 wow 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's like pure fish I hate fish 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Playing Computer Games With Your Parents 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ing it's a beautiful day outside what are you doing cooped up in here get on fire you are wasting the day the day is 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 gone you are like a vampire in here Jesus are you afraid someone might see you are you under witness protection or 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 something turn off that game station and go outside yeah I'm in the middle of a match you could play your football out 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 in the fresh air it's not football it's MMA Museum of Modern Art to stay there I 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 need someone to help me with hedge clippings in the garden five minutes okay you said five minutes an hour ago 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no it's just about to type I will tap you out God Almighty I'm exhausted I am five 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 hours six hours 12 18 72 hours in that Garden got as well for some reason I sit 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 in their backside playing computer yeah well no one's stopping you playing ah ABS you're allergic to have fun 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 which way you hold it now which one am I Conor McGregor is that Conor McGregor is 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 this yes I just press Start I'd find it hard to get a job with them now just please 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 start how do I shoot there's no guns I thought it's like running around with a gun earlier it was a different game what 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 did I do there it didn't do anything that's me am I the one on the right here no that's me how do I get out of this Carson cage am I right that one there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 like that's the referee where am I can't see anything gotcha oh gotcha again oh geez I kicked [ __ ] did I kick it you see 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 all right Jesus I punched your phone fast oh I've been knocked out that was my character God should I win yeah Jesus 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the size of that belt how are you supposed to keep a pair of trousers up with that thing right how was it around 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Shopping With Your Parents 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the waist it won't stop it shut up people are looking like no one is looking warm 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 this one's pretty cool there is no heat in there the wind will go right through it's like a plastic bag you'll freeze 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you'll catch your day he'll catch pneumonia it's wafer thing I tell you you won't look cool you look cold 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that was not funny I look ridiculous I'm gonna get bullied anyone who bullies it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 over a coach ocean is not your friend oh I look like a giant snot you do not it brings out your eyes what about this one 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 mom is it on sale no then put it back this one's really warm does it have a hood no put it back oh this one's warm 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Anda has a hood is it machine washable no oh oh Shane how are you getting on in 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there I'm fine does it fit you all right just go away look come out and show me I'm not coming out all right will you 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 come out and show your mother no Mom wait so I'm coming in did you not come in here oh sorry no there's nobody in 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 here I I thought you were my son what's going on when I ask you to come out you come out a leather jacket ocean you're 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 not James Dean Clark Gabe Steve McQueen Marlon Brandon Humphrey Bogart John Wayne Lionel Richie boom this is the one 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Barry has it's really cool Barry has a cool Crush because Barry's dad lives in Portugal don't repeat that 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's polyester put us back 100 well it's itchy the itcher it is the higher the 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 quality the moment you look like a tent oh there's a tear great we might get a 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 discount right let's have a look at you no don't you look great no I'm after 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 spending 135 Euro on your ocean you could give me a smile uh giant snow oh 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 isn't that your friend Barry will he come here to me for a second pet 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Staycation With Your Parents 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah great news we're going on holidays Spain 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 we can go no not Spain ocean there's a pandemic we're going on a staycation 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 first but in in Ireland yes Ireland ocean now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Maureen has given us the lender of a holiday home in Don Bowie oh no I don't really have there's not much internet up there so bring plenty of books oh no no 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 please it's gonna be boring it's been nice there's nothing to do there is plenty to do for someone with a bit of 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 imagination like what like walks beautiful scenery old churches and walks 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 clearly said walks you can't even drink the water in dunbu we can't ah don't be ridiculous the water is fine you just 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 need to run the tap for 20 to 15 minutes before house is freezing the heating doesn't work there is plenty of turf for 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that fire plenty of turf and the septic tank should be fixed by the time we get there I'm told oh no more now there is a 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 key under the mat because many break-ins there it wouldn't be anything happening in don't Bowie at all 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 pack your togs why because of the beach there's no beaches sharp rocks that 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 gradually gets smaller towards the shore rip the foot off yeah I know the water is freezing I'm not getting in look at 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's either stay here and Lounge about the house or come with me stay here I 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 have spent many is a nice summer in Dumb Bowie as a little girl right and I loved 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it you also used to think Mansion oranges were a treat mom times change okay this might be the last holiday we 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 spend as a family now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 tell Pat 's Erie down the road in Glendale Mick and we only Spanish when the wind is 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 blowing West so pack your bags and stop complaining Hey Hey Barry Barry hey it's finally in the parking 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yes we are packing for our holidays tomorrow where you go we're going to do don't bore and don't porn don't Bowie 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 don't Bowie yes oh yeah gray colorful yeah monkey very cool no it's a family 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 holiday oh what time are we leaving 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Barry's mother has something else planned for them no 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 but the house has to be cleaned from top to bottom for the last two days of the 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 holidays yeah yeah no problem we'll leave it the same condition as we found it exactly a dump quick oh [ __ ] 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Studying With Your Parents 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 mom can you do my French questions with me the oral is tomorrow tomorrow right let me get my glasses there so just read 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the question yeah just just read the questions what 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 je m'appelle ocean Flanagan right [Music] there what we live in Dublin 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 we are on the border see Dublin 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 football is you haven't practiced in months sitting 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 up there in the computer all the time who cares just the eye care I choose the money I paid for those lessons 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what sister you don't have a sister it's for the vocabulary move it's not good to tell lies ocean you can get cut out 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 jumanj Doritos is your more coke say that don't think it does feed you save green beans and broccoli don't open 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the dictionary no it's there's no time I don't it doesn't matter what you're saying and Doritos my mayor a professor 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 a montpair a engineer he's actually an engineer now he's more of a diagnostic 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 consultant for ventilation systems I don't know those words okay and the exam is tomorrow why do you have to leave 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 everything to the last minute the amount of money I spent sending you to France you've done dama you've done sweet 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 diddly squash bugger all less than nothing my grand pair a Quattro vant we dance your grandfather is dead or she I 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 know he's dead I have to show that I know numbers though Jesus 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 if I could do the exam for yoshin it's your future it sounds like you don't even know what you're saying you've just 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 learned off a set of phrases and you're regurgitating well I'm not actually trying to learn French I'm just trying to pass the exam 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Teaching Computers To Parents 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh god I've broken it Goshen what have I done now nothing it's 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 fine I have had it with this cursive machine let's sit down there now and show me how to use this what I have to 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 do my homework I can only take a second what should you do there now I didn't do anything well you did you did something 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there there well I just moved the mouse across the screen there it is again it's the mouse double click double click okay 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 [Music] you have to do it faster faster yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay let's let me do it let's take this 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I want you to show me how to do it I don't want you to do it for me you just type in your email address right okay 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 nasty oh yeah n ope oh look I've got some email from a prince ragaba from Nigeria oh well I 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 don't think that's actually a prince oh you're jealous huh no I'm he's just trying to rob you he's a prince he's 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 stuck in an airport and he needs help now where's my credit card details 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it keeps offering me cookies I got an email from the bank of Europe asking me to reconfirm my credit card details 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am an hour trying to get this bloody printer to work and it just refuses to 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 do anything alternative now oh God what's this now it's just the terms and conditions the application may ask for your 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 permission to access you don't have to read a moment it's just Gmail it says please read the terms and conditions 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 before yeah but nobody 14 pages long you don't nobody boom oh 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I've clicked out of it what's this now history oh that could be interesting might be 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 something on the Renaissance oh no you can't don't don't open up you can open the history folder it could it could 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 break the computer [Music] I thought you said you couldn't break [Music] 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh Jesus Christ so she what what's the stuff now doomed up 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Watching TV When Your Parents Walk In 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh God turn this off now turn this off they use 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the remote pornography it's not it's a TV show where they could have fooled me I'm home if that's that show that the 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 average people normal people I'm I've heard all about it on the radio to pray no it's not you always just come in at 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the worst part well I've heard the worst part goes on for four minutes and 42 seconds what Mary White timed it I'm 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 always not about that I don't care what it's about anything that has to rely on that sort of Filth has nothing to offer 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 like I've never even seen it I bet Barry's mother doesn't let him watch I think she does actually I very much 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 doubt that if she does you're not watching it and that is fine fine would you not get yourself a nice book 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 apparently there's a great novel by an Irish author it is Sally Rooney uh no 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 thanks it's supposed to be brilliant oh hello Barry what have I told you 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 about letting yourself in sorry the door was unlocked so does your mother know you watch the show yeah everybody's 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 watching it you see everyone we are not watching us here in 23 crime for crevices fine okay come on Paris okay 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 where are you going I didn't come down the last shower now you're going to watch it on your phone you know what 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 else I can watch my phone if I wanted to actual pornography 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh God and Mikey it's still on Jesus Christ and why anyone wants to watch this smush is beyond me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 is he wearing a necklace Connor for God's sake that is no way to treat you one that boy's mother has her head 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 screwed on oh we do not just stay together God you're perfect for each other where's the dinner oh sorry hey you're watching us no I was looking for 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the Antiques Road you're on the last episode oh God I hope there's a second season what I'm an emotional 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 are you wearing a necklace it's a chain what you doing I'm watching a movie move 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Watching TV With Your Parents 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 over there good luck it's my spot oh I haven't sat down all day 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I was trying to watch a movie is it suitable is it suitable yeah it's suitable and 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oscar right God it's very violent you've got that shocking nudity oh she turned that off 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what more makes a shampoo add what oh why do we have so many remote controls 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah this is for the television yeah this for the DVD player that's the satellite and that's the house phone 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there's no need to be smart you know I did repack them here now absolutely the flourishing flourishing behind the carpet cleaners in here the other week 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now they did a fierce good job absolute excellence 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 [Music] is this the one now yeah yeah it's too loud no more that's a channel you change your 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 channel the other one go back all right go back no go oh oh go oh what's this 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 antique no no she's a beautiful race you run out there and make a scope of tea like a good lad that's too strong 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 did you put any milk did you spell the pot that's too sweet put it in a proper Cup who's that Antonio Banderas 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I thought you said this was meant to be good oscari backside oh Jesus it's almost nine turn over to the news there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what no more please will you go on to the news my living room my rules my 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 house my rules my TV my rules shooting and Killing Jesus would you have a song 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 or something oh God there's the rain there's the Rain Jesus give me a hand with clothes get 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 out here Christmas is upon us so I want all hands 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 When Parents Cook Christmas Dinner 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 on deck you're fine there was too much for me to do last year so this year I am keeping it simple 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 right I am just doing the turkey and ham the roast potatoes carrots cauliflower 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 cheese parsnips Beef Wellington mashed potato potato cracker flat potatoes potato potato cheesy potato chips Auntie 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Rose is vegan now oh that woman has to be difficult oh and the O'Connor cousins only eat like spaghetti and pizza they 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 will eat what is pot in front of them it won't fish it won't fit in the oven the turkey it's a monstrosity of thing 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's like an ostrich why did you get such a big one there was so much left over last year well I don't want to get 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 cut out well we were eating turkey leftovers in June turkey curry turkey soup turkey meatballs yes the turkey 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 roulette we still have some left good man I need more room in the fridge will you finish off those eggs drink the rest 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 of that milk polish off those gherkins finish off that mayonnaise this dinner will be the death of me why'd you go to 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so much effort if you find it so stressful well maybe you'd prefer some slices of toast and Nutella yeah a wood 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 your wood my eye apparently you can cook the ham in Coca-Cola God that sounds disgusting no I'm doing 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 mine Insider I need to get the Christmas cake done boom nobody ever eats the Christmas cake that is not the point it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 has to be done anyway I want you to extend the mahogany table oh well we actually get to eat in the dining room 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 do we I know it is a beautiful table I want to show it off now covers look at that plastic tablecloth there what I 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 don't want it getting wrecked or she will use the fancy noise in Forks yes but don't put them in the dishwasher 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well at least something has sunk in or shouldn't we need 18 bags of sultanas how many puddings are we making eight or 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 nine hey why do we need so many puddings I like to keep a few around for emergencies 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 break glass for pudding Brandy ocean will you get the Brandy out for me there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ocean the Brandy thank you thank you specialize Jesus stop watching 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 did we use that much last year come on can Barry come for Christmas dinner with us or she Christmas is a 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 family time oh no more please please well I'm sure Barry wants to spend Christmas with his own family now would 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you like to come with us on a walk on Christmas Day Barry you can go on the walk and we'll stay here and mind the 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 house God almighty this dinner will be the death of me well I know it's a lot of 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 work move but neither it's all done you could just sit back you know and enjoy Christmas I haven't enjoyed Christmas since 1972 Washington now get the Brandy 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well we don't need many more puddings it's not for the puddings right ashin we're visiting breed of 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 When Parents Drag You Places 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Meine can I just stay at home not on your own why do I have to come she's your friend or mine you're to be 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 sociable what's the only thing you guys talking about is people who are dead we do know shouldn't I hear Mina Walsh died 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh she did she did do you know who else died Phelan Corcoran he didn't but he 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 wasn't wearing Sheila McKenna she's not you know what a sergeant Lincoln shouldn't look well oh just a matter of 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 time yeah yeah yeah he didn't she did did you hear no oh well you're stuck go 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 away sure this is it would you like a cup of tea or Sheen uh no thanks you have like a fizzy drink yes 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah actually I think I have some tonic water in the fridge oh Shane you must be very popular with the ladies I'd say of 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 your pick of the bunch oh no there's to be no girlfriends until after the exams until he's 21 36 52. oh she's very good 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 at maths oceans very music big into the drama Ocean's very good at the French is he now say it is a French first Arrow 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Shin come on to to Pal there uh [Music] 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh brilliant I've got some prawns steaming in the kitchen grief I hate prawns you'll eat that I'm allergic and 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm eating oh boy it's polite all that meal is delicious we have to have you 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 again some time on now absolutely right here we go oh [ __ ] okay safe home now I 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 cannot stand that woman uh she's not that bad mom how much money did she give you 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 When Parents Give You A Lift 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 where's Barry he's coming it's 25 past eight ocean we said a quarter past yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay he said he'd be here it's been late every day this week he's not getting a lift to school next week I can tell you that all right fine I don't care and his 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 mother is none too quick to return the offer Mighty what's that smell is that a clean shirt yes 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 right Hey Barry nice but you almost took the door off 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the hinges okay now does everyone have the seat belt on you've moved one off five okay 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 [Music] 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 leave it and then polish Barry Mom can I go out on Friday night don't 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 talk to me when I'm driving or Sheen I get distracted oh are the McDonald's getting the job done on the house they need to cut that 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 grass that skirt is a far too short they've painted that house in awful those daffodils are still going God 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that's a dreadful gaze they've put in I forgot my lunch again yeah those salad sandwiches will go to waste can I get a 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 10 for the canteen you can have a fiver a Fiverr is not enough it's enough when it's spent on proper food not on spicy 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 wedges or Mr Slurpees what this man cannot drive a car no education I'm not 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 letting him in I'm not letting him in now I'm not letting you in have none is a word to throw to a dog both of them 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there their heads glued in the phones [Music] let's go over the verb etra again not 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 warm just sweet to a the cheek of him she's blocking the entire Lane I can't 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 go forward there's a yellow box is that man waving at me at the back form he's giving you the finger 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well I feel very sorry for that man's wife change the radio station I'm listening to the news mommy listen to 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the news at breakfast it's the same news it doesn't change I'll put on my CD 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 [Music] here we go I can put on the news here no 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll drop you to the door no no move here's fine [ __ ] you to the door 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no no put your seatbelt back down well don't slam the door Jesus Christ the 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 When Parents Have Visitors 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 visitors will be here in eight hours I need all hands on deck ocean will you go into the control room there and give it your sister's junk where's herself she 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 should have to get rid of it I don't have time to argue with you okay I am up to my eyes I am flattered I'm fit to 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 collapse I am up to high dough so just go and do it oh 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I've just cleaned the toilet so nobody go in there well the visitors aren't coming for like six hours where are we 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ready to go if you need to go go next door to the caverns I'm not going to the cabinets to take a dump or she need to 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 pump the cushions yes or she needs your dust behind the TV yes you need to weed the garden yes watching to Jehovah under 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the couch nobody's gonna look under the couch mum why are we cleaning so much because I don't want to think that we 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 live like animals this is how we live God on my chance did you clean your room No One's Gonna 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Be in my room mum but they'll close the door Jesus Christ they went in there they could get wheels disease don't eat 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 them they're for guests or shouldn't go in there and fill up the mountain Brown will you good ladder knock those glasses 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the good glasses not that Cutlery the good Cuttery not those plates they're too good oh I'm after forgetting the 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 effing cream but she really come in here yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 boss what what what you want you call me in I'm busy 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 here now Jesus Christ you can't be annoying me now just call me oh God my mind is that damn Jesus they're early go 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 in there and talk to them I don't know look I need to get ready all right I'll be down in an hour don't worry about it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh [ __ ] take the chicken out of the other medium yeah it's in there too long did it take it off about 10. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 [Music] 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 get in there and see if we need more wine Mary wants to know if we have any tonic water 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 cannot stand that one bye-bye never again 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 When Parents Ruin Your Summer 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay it's games off now no games 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I have more so weak and you haven't left that seat you are to be up out of the 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 house and I want your occupied [Music] I will not hover a piece of last summer 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 where you moped about the house doing sweet fa I have brochures worse the tennis club are doing a three-week camp 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 in July no there's speech and drama in the community center orienteering in the Pine Forest a science camp arts and 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 crafts Pottery tree shaping astronomy bug snorkeling nude still life Rock how did that get in there now that's the 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 least two weeks left to fill in Moon Barry said that there's a really good thing intense like a mixed martial arts course oh no move I haven't told you but 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what about French College Lord knows you need the help yeah I'm meant to be on my holidays that's basically School you 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 could volunteer in the local community there is a great sense of satisfactions 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 how about I use this time to teach you how to play chess how to sew flower arranging cross stitching use the 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 washing machine teach how to drive never again we could do a virtual online class 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 together no I'm on my holidays I don't want to learn anything The Devil Makes work for Idle Hands stop referring to 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yourself in the third person mom well you could come help me in the garden what would I get if I did it gardening 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 is its own reward for every four hours you do gardening you can have five minutes on the game what's a terrible deal you will need 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 something to use up your free time well me and Barry were thinking about joining a band oh lovely and the father he used 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 to play the bassoon in the rathfarnum concert no more a real band Lego guitars and drums not under my roof or you and 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Barry could go on bicycles along the canal and then maybe stop for a picnic I'm not trying to woo Barry in the 19th 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 century mall right ocean I have tried everything so we're going to learn a tick tock dance together well no no no 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no I'll do I'll do the gardening I'll do the gardening 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 outside in the fresh air yeah what are you doing exactly oh Sheen 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 When Your Parents Get A New Phone 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what I need your help I got a new iPhone that's an Android what it's an Android it's not an iPhone 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't care what it is I can't get the thing working just turn it on I haven't finished 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 reading the manual yet I haven't filled out the warranty yet this phone is to last me five years 10 years 15 75 years 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 play your cards right I'll leave it for you in my will I just want the phone calls and the text messages okay so just 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the basics okay just WhatsApp to him no Jesus no I don't want any of that waste time of those applications but WhatsApp 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 is text messages 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay so what was your password on your last phone yes right yes I I've written it down 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 somewhere here now yes um yes like it's gonna be again 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 um password one one no no trying 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 clean as you go odd caps no try my name no nothing I try my my maiden name there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 my maiden name uh yeah um uh washing my maiden name 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I just need to put in your Google password oh yeah I don't know what it is now put in your banking password 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Facebook passwords oh I can't remember Microsoft passwords 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no ocean I can't it's gone after me it's I've broken it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 [Music] 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh Jesus I'm pressing this one here now what what's that why those two this volume well they're very close together 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah you just press this and you put in your PIN that's ridiculous absolutely ridiculous now it keeps going 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 off on me now why does it do that the screen just times it goes to sleep well we're gonna turn that off because I I it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 doesn't give me a second before it's gone again you really just like it's intense there it's gone again it's because you haven't used it for 10 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 seconds to seconds you can't do anything in 10 seconds camera on this is marvelous isn't it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's a great shots you should get them printed what are these now they're notifications right and and what you 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 just you press them and then they'll open you press into them right okay yeah yeah okay let's put in your PIN 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh I don't know what that is now you know I'm going away for the 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 When Your Parents Go Away 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 weekend yeah yeah tell me like a hundred times yes I'm going away with my friend Geraldine yeah yeah did you thank her 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 for the jumper yes I did you did okay and remember what I said pet yeah don't open the door to anyone right okay 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 [Music] I am leaving you 20 Euro for pizza oh great there are conditions I want you to 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hoover the whole stairs and land it you have to clear out the garage the shed clean out the other varnish the doors 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 sand down the garden furniture fine I don't want it you can keep it what there are 15 cans of lager in that cabinet and 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I have counted though aren't you supposed to be gone wait look I'm going I'm going right ocean I'm taking the 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 internet what why now it's not up for discussion what am I gonna do well you can read a book remember the black bin 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 goes out on the Monday yeah and the Greenville on the Fridays yes make sure they take the brown bin with the green 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 bin right because last time they didn't take their mint to take that I don't want that brown bit yes all right thank you okay okay okay rush I'm okay yes 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 remember to water the plants yeah I know yeah give them plenty of water yeah well I will but don't OverWatch them what for 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 emergencies I'm leaving you my credit card just an emergency okay 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's what I can't hear you I'm not shouting out my 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 PIN number it's just been everyone here you don't have to chase this two of us just tell me normally I just spare key hidden in the garden place where between 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the acacia and the agapanthus I don't know what those plans are but when one has variegated leaves 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh that's Geraldine there right okay nice okay good boy yeah goodbye look 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 after yourself now okay and and and remember if I said now okay don't answer the door to oh okay okay good luck right 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay goodbye oh and and don't forget yes okay goodbye and no part no goodbye more 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 just go Jesus Christ 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 [Music] I forgot my keys 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 hello there ocean um I forgot my keys there now I'm not 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 When Your Parents Make You Do Gardening 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 supposed to answer the door to anyone what 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I need your help in the garden oh no you promised oh shim right a small help yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 they were the conditions I'm going to the Disco fine 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 look we'll be done in five minutes we'll be done in 20 minutes 14 hours what let's start with the Hedge grab the 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 garden shears we're not just use the electric one God no oh yeah of course now that would just make the job go 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 quickly far too dangerous far too dangerous I'm not spending the next 24 hours in a e yeah it would be more fun 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 than gardening I will give you five euro an hour five euro well I had to spend 400 Euro in all 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the garden center stuff that's supposed to make me feel better is it knowing that you spend more on the garden than you do on me I spend enough on you 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 mister right yeah can we listen to a podcast no can we listen to music no can 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 we listen to the radio no you can listen to the birds ocean Nature's music how's 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 going on everyone if you're here to save him Barry you can wait another two hours 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ocean could you give me the whole pet what does it say the whole of 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 sorry the I need a hoe you need you need a hoe yes 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you need a hoe yes I need a hoe well I go get you a hoe yes could you get me a hoe please 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh that's anaconda's cash that's what that is oh where'd you pick it up [Music] 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 they're nice first they're weeds well I think there's the welfares 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 they're weeds pull them up why do they look nice they may look nice 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the bees might like them but they're weeds pull them up a moment's filthy inside there's nothing 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 wrong with that glove it's brand new what is the point of a glove that's dirty on the inside 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 whether two of you now are a great help there's a b well now they are more 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 afraid of you than they have a bastard get away no do you see them there they are the delphiniums right and beside 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 them is the azaleas and here we have I think it's the Montana titilatus what 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Montana titilatus 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 maybe we could take a break and have some ice creams oh yeah you haven't done anything baby 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Magnums you know they're limited no we don't have any magnets need the frozen peas 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll get them right that's it now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 does it look great yeah no you should be very proud of yourself you did terrific work yeah it wasn't as bad as I thought 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah and it'll be great now for when the gardeners come in tomorrow what we've given them a great head start here why 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 don't you just get the gardeners to do all this except 25 Euro an hour and the whole day rotate 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 When Your Parents Won't Let You Decorate The Tree 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 rotate rotate stop that side's a bit patchy your mom it's all the same no I preferred it the other 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 way rotate rotate I don't know why your father insists on 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 getting a monstrosity of a tree every year it's far too big where does he think it's going a shopping center the 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 car is destroyed pine needles everywhere AC Euro that fella in the tree place is a crook 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 is this the right box but he saw your father coming anyway mom is this the Box none shed my eye mom Joe I'd say he's 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 declaring only half that money Mom I have a right mind to go back down to him Mom there is no need that's the round 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 boxes right now I leave you to decorate it off okay okay great yeah I'm getting on with 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the pudding here now okay I'd start with the lights oh yeah yeah okay okay yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 from the bottom now not the top okay not the multicolored ones yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 do you want to do this no ocean I don't want the flashing Mom it's like a disco I thought you were 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 leaving it to me right I'm gone I'm Gone the good decorations I need to go in the front so the people can see them from 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the road so put them put that one there there now and that that jangly one there put that to the front there I don't have 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 time to use the plum pudding here don't group the large Barbers red then goes 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 then red then be careful with my porcelain Santa you put two Barbers right beside each other that one is very 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 expensive and then you have it hidden down below here don't Clump the acorns in like that that glass angel cost me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 seven pounds in 1995. wow I'm far too busy to be doing this now well then go I 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 got this one when we were holidaying in Prague which has been a very exciting holiday Mom it's finished yes 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 rice job but we've done that all by yourself now have I 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 guess I should I would be very proud of that now it is absolutely perfect I wouldn't change a thing 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I would not change it I put those baubles up a bit maybe and I bring the lights down and I move that angel over 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 here to the center somewhere the ribbons don't go with the candy canes and I completely change these words hey 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Barry I won't even ask you how you got in you put another Christmas tree yes save yourself it's a bit big wonderfully 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 observed thank you mine's already up is it yeah well done Pat so since last 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 year [Music] needs more Brandy this is Flanagan 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 pudding delicious get out of that kitchen show me what you've touched up 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Outro 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 hey we're fortunes and hog we have a brand new sketch every single Thursday so please like subscribe and share we 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 also do live shows so check out our website 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