WEBVTT 00:00:01.215 --> 00:00:01.735 Right 00:00:01.971 --> 00:00:03.931 I'm back from the parent-teacher meeting 00:00:03.984 --> 00:00:05.614 Get down here pronto 00:00:05.660 --> 00:00:07.900 Your mother after a parent-teacher meeting 00:00:07.987 --> 00:00:10.217 Three hours I was at the place, 00:00:10.217 --> 00:00:11.816 the hall was freezing 00:00:11.826 --> 00:00:13.256 and not a cup of tea in sight. 00:00:13.326 --> 00:00:15.856 They need to limit it 00:00:15.871 --> 00:00:16.871 to three minutes maximum per day. 00:00:16.887 --> 00:00:17.887 Some of the other parents are talking 00:00:17.902 --> 00:00:18.902 the ears off the teachers. 00:00:18.918 --> 00:00:20.338 So what do the teachers 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 actually say about me? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Your math teacher said 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that you're doing okay. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That's good 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Okay, Oisín, you should be top of that class 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mum, just I'm not that good at maths 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You're just not applying yourself 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I spoke to Mr O'Donovan and 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 he says you're doing the bare minimum to get by 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I got a B at Christmas 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Well b or not, he's got you figured out, Mister 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You are coasting in there 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You have so much potential, brains to burn 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You need to knuckle down laziness 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Coasting, coasting, coasting 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 My Oisín could work for NASA 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't want you sitting beside Barry anymore 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We're sitting there I can see you there now, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 tricking away 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now I spoke to Mrs Flynn, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 your business teacher, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and she said you're working hard 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and you should be fine in the exams 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 To be honest I don't think, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 she knew who you were 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mum! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 okay you just don't believe any of the nice stuff 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and all the mean stuff 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mrs Gotham says you need to apply yourself more 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 she has it in for me 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 she does have it in for me 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 she has kicked me out of the class three times last week 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what did Mr Gary say 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't rate him as a teacher 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah Mom what's he saying 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 he's not up to the task 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what did he say 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 he's too laid back 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 mum 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I mean he's trying to be friends with all the students 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what did he say 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 he said you're doing well 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mr Doyle the vice principal now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 there is a man with a head for discipline 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 he's a maniac 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what did my art teacher say 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh I didn't go to her 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what why not 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the queue was a mile long, she just talks and talks 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that's my best subject 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I saw that new English teacher of yours, Mrs O'Neill 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 most of the fathers are very keen to speak to her 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 although I didn't think she was dressed appropriately at all 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 her guidance cancer says 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that based on your marks from her assessment 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that you should consider doing something with your hands 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 like carpentry or weaving 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I actually got the smell of alcohol of her 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mr Rooney wanted to know 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 if you'd like to join the chess club so I said you would 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 if you'd like to join the debating Club 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 if you'd like to join the choir 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I said you would 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 have more interested in Taekwondo 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and I said no 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I spoke to your music and Drama teacher 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and it had to be said 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh no no 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you should have been playing the role of Oliver in the school play 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you have a beautiful voice 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that Jeffrey fella doesn't have a note in his head 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and he's completely flat-footed 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Cooking With Your Parents 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 help me in the kitchen, I am up to my eyes 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh do I have to 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yes you do have to 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 use exact measurement, Oisín, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 follow the recipe to the letter 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well how much should we add 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 a handful of them what a heaped teaspoon 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 a dog a scoop a pinch a ow a dash 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 they're not measurements 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what are you cooking 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 fish 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I hate fish 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you'll eat it 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 putting pizza in the oven is not cooking 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 pot noodle is not cooking 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Dairy dunkers is not cooking 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 cornflakes from the packet is not cooking 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 now clean as you go 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mom I'm hungry 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 if you're hungry, have something small 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 there's no nourishment in that at all 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 to sustain you if you're hungry have an apple 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 don't eat straight from the shopping bags 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Jesus Christ let's sit in the cupboard for a minute 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 don't eat the ham straight from the package 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 don't eat straight from the fridge, put it on a plate 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 those penguins are for Christmas 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it's July 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 put them back in the freezer 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 clean as you go 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 chicken can be lethal, you need to cook it until it's black 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 all knives are sharp 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 perfect with this side of the knife washing 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 clean as you go 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 a watched pot never boils 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it's boiled is it 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 don't scratch my non-stick pan 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 would you like to do the Sterling, Oisín 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm not five mom 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 would you like to lick the spoon 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah I ain't going to leave yet to do that yourself 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 okay yeah goodbye 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no you're you're doing it too slow watch you know 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no no no don't just do it yourself 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 your father's cooking dinner tomorrow night 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 where are you going with the microwave 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the boots of the car the only way I can get them to cook a decent meat 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Going To Dinner With Your Parents 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 would you like to try some of my wine 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh yeah 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah no just a sip 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 okay there you go that's too much 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well I didn't I hadn't even tried it yet 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [Music] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 duck is very fatty chicken can be very tasteless 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Falafel can be very dry 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I can cook a lasagna myself 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I might have a look and see what other people have ordered 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 but no Mom don't 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm just looking at what you've ordered there 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yes the carbonara is it okay that looks lovely 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yes that is very heavy for me now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I wouldn't I wouldn't want that 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that is a beautiful soul seller 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 beautiful candle holder glassware sterling silver 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'll bet yeah very hard to clean them 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I bet they can't put it in the dishwasher at 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Water please 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 okay is there a Steelers party 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 tap yeah it tastes the same 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 can I please get the Bolognese 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 there's a lot of onion in that isn't it 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that would run right through it 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 how's school 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 uh yeah it's it's good uh actually 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 uh Mr O'Neill yeah yeah 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mr O'Neill was saying yesterday that 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the shoulders 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah so uh Mr Neil was saying that the clap 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so what was Mr O'me saying there nothing 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 God you have the word to throw to a dog 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 God I think that's correct that's definitely Court 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it was a screw top model 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 is yours hot enough there 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 mine's stone cold, I might have mine reheated 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 just steam coming off 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah okay 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 excuse me what no I could have these reheated 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 food this is lovely now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it just needs a touch of salt 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh shoot slow down pat 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 enjoy it's not a race manners Oisín 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 chew your food don't woof 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 masticate 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well now that was a bit disappointing 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I would say for the price of it 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I think I'll have to say something 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no mum 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 just saying something new 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 there's your check 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 everything okay 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yep great lovely thank you very much 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no problem 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 now I have a voucher here 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Holidays With Your Parents 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the food is way far too soft 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I want all alarms set for 6 a.m six 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oisín, we need to be at the airport at least two hours before the flight 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 at least three hours for five hours 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 16 hours before the flight 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm not leaving anything to chance 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I want to be there and I want to be settled 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 are we getting a taxi 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 taxi yeah Bushy 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 when that's millionaires don't go around telling people around holidays 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 why not we might get burgled 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 now unplug the TV disconnect the internet 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 defrost the freezer cut the grass water the plants 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 take in the garden furniture turn on the radio 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 pull the blinds leave a light on upstairs 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 why so people think somebody's home 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 someone who never leaves a one room 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 we need to empty the fridge before we go, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 but don't let anything go to waste 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 right each of the bit of bread that's left there 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 we didn't finish those yogurts eat up Oisín 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 finish the gherk gherkins 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 don't touch those crisps they're for guests 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 leave a note for the Milkman 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 last time we came back to 16 liters 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and still sitting out in the sun 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 right the cheese it was 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 mum, can we visit the football stadium 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't we have a lot to get through, Oisín, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 there are 17 churches on that street alone 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and they all have Fresco 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no no why can't I just stay home I'm old enough 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 not after what your brother did two years ago 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the floors were destroyed 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the begonias never recovered 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 all the toilets were blocked 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I found spaghetti in the porch 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I found your father's shoes halfway down the road 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm not Daniel okay 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 they found family photos in the neighbor's Back Garden 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm only remembering this now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 is that everything 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 right God the stress I'm not right God the stress I'm not 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah oh neither am I 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Isolating With Your Parents 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mom why are you calling me from upstairs 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have I have I have 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what the Rona 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have it what you call it 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I came out of the shower and I coughed 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so do not come near me 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 now I'm going to be self-isolating in my room 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh okay 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 now you're gonna have to run the house 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 until I'm in the clear pet 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 okay 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 are you able to do that 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 now are you capable of that 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well yes Mom 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 are you sure now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mom I think I can manage 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well it's it's not an easy thing to do now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it's a difficult thing to run a household 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 okay I think I'll manage right 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 right okay God the house will come down around us 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 now you'll have to Hoover the downstairs 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 dust will build up if you don't stay on top of it 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 all right final dude where is it 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the Hoover where is it 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 sliced he doesn't even know where the Hoover is 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 just tell me where it is 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it's under the stairs 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that's all you have to say 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 now you need to get right in under the bowl there right here 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah I know Mom 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 get the cloth right in there 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 are you scrubbing it properly then 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you're not showing me show me the 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 show me the bowl there 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 if you still see dirt there 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm hanging up 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 which part do I put the powder in 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 in the drawer 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah which part 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 are you doing a pre-wash 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't know 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the left is for fabric softener 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 okay do I put that in 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that's only for towels Oisín 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 okay 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the rice is for a pre-wash 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and the middle bit is for detergent 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 where do I put the washing powder 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't use powder we use capsules 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 to put them directly in the drum 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 right fine when you say that in the first place 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you just put it straight in the middle 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 stop it, Oisín, now that's a dishwasher tablet 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so you dust on top of the picture frames 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yes 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 show me 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 there 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 now show me the top of the picture frame there now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 all right fine 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 now they're Infinity 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I thought so 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 filled up absolutely filthy there 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 now did you clean the windows 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah but I can't get rid of the streaks 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what did you use 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I used the window cleaner but 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh no this video ah 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Something's Happened to close 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what do you mean 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 they're smaller now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Jesus that's my good cards again 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what temperature did you put them on 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 on as for 80 degrees 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 80 degrees how did you get it to go that high in the first place 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 now that you've polished the Lampshades I need 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mother of God can I not get a minute's piece 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I haven't sat down all day 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am up to hideo because you'd want the patience of a saint 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 now have you coughed since this morning 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no I haven't 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 do you have a temperature 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 a tightness of the chest difficulty breathing 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 any loss of smell or taste 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 are you feeling tired loss of energy 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well then there is nothing wrong with your young lady 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so get out of that bed and get down here this instant 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh you are so annoying 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Learning To Drive With Your Parents 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 okay he's he's he's 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 easy I'm not rushing 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you're rushing now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 there's no need to rush mom 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 expect the unexpected 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 handbrake again 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 sorry 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that was nice you can't put your arms across me 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 there is no need to shout 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no no no 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 here's a learner try for now here's a learner driver now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 watch out for the learner driver 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 he's like yourself and he's panicking 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 he's panicky he's very panicky 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 keeps under the speed limit 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 mum I'm I'm going 15. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 are you 15. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 when you're going into a roundabouting 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you have to be very very careful now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 now, Oisín, what are you doing 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh God those cars all over the place now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 watch off left left left right 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 left right left right and left oh 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 God almighty we're still alive 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you don't need fifth gear 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that's for race car drivers 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm just third gear is all you need 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 one two and three keep it simple 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it will try the three-point turn here 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 okay 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you need to bring the car to a stop 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 touching it you're airing the ass out of the car oh 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 [ __ ] oh God this is a dodgy area 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no do the central locking 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 camera Watch the daffodence watch the Duffy 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you're going into the daffodils there 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 now this game arrangement such a friend 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 such a friend from school 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no Mom I'm not stopping 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 he's learning, how to drive 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 don't mind him now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Parents On The First Day Back To School 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 just you're doing your own thing okay School easy 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you should have had everything ready to go last night 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 not helping 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 fix that taco 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 mom it's too big for me 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it'll fit you next year 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you cannot wear them 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what are their shoes 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well they look like Runners to me 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 geez it's the wish of that bag the price of that booklet 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the price of that uniform the price of that class trip 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 voluntary contribution my eye 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what are you looking for 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 a pen 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 he doesn't even have a pen 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 who do you have for history this year 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mr Flanagan 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh Jesus 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 who bought these 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that nothing but sugar 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and I'm making a porridge 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what no please 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 here check that no more 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 can I send money for lunch 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'll make you sandwiches 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 there's nothing wrong with Jam 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 sandwiches with lettuce and cheese 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 sandwiches gherkins and Branston sauce 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 don't sit beside Barry this year 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 why 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 why you know why 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I said besides James Weiss didn't he get all Ace 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 but he's a knob 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 he he's boring 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that's not what you said now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that coat isn't warm enough put that on 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what I'm not wearing that 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh she no I'll drop you 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 down well no psycho 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 are you embarrassed of your mother 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah obviously 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 put that coat back on and the helmet 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Parents When You Get Dumped 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 right what has you in such foul humor 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 nothing you are moping about the place 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 with a face on you like I don't know what 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you're fine 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 right off of that there now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and you had to tell me what's wrong 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 there's nothing wrong okay 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oisín Robert Flanagan 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 a mother always knows when something's wrong 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah I got dumped 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I got dumped 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what you mean 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 by my girlfriend 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 a girlfriend you never told me you had a girlfriend 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah well I don't have one anymore do I 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well that's probably for the best given it's an exam year pet 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it's her loss girls like that 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you are a diamond 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 there are plenty more trout in the Shannon 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you're a catch, Oisín, any girl would be lucky to have you 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I've always thought you look like a young Prince William 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 mum, you're making a worse just leave me alone 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 there you probably weren't in love with her 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 okay 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the only way to get over sadness is distraction 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so busy busy busy busy busy busy 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 mum 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you should come down to the garden center with me 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and I will get you to pick out a plant for yourself 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh wow that sounds terrific 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 but that's all these kids cheers 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you don't understand she was perfect 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well I knew a girl from college, bridamine 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 her beautiful beautiful girl I tell you 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 she had the boys like that 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 but last I heard twice divorced a son that won't talk to her 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and on top of that she looks dreadful now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what if I never find anyone who's good again 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 mark my words, Oisín, in a few years time 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 they would be knocking down my door 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 queuing up outside beating them off with sticks 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 have your pick of the bunch 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 there are plenty of young ladies out there still 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah like who 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well Mrs O'Toole's daughter always had a soft spot for you 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 she's my cousin 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 third cousin 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 we're a small island nation 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 right now, Oisín, there's no perfect time to talk about this 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 but if you're going to be having girlfriends 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 we need to be talking about being careful 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you need to be careful 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh no no no no no 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 we're not talking about 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 we're not talking about 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 sit down there young man 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 sit back down there 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Parents When You Have Your Friends Over 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 can Barry come over 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 as long as he takes his shoes off 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 last time you drag dog dirt all over the house 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah okay 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and clean up this place it's an absolute State 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it's like a bomb hitter the place is a tip i 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 t's like a pigsty cowshed Chicken Coop 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 have we been burgled 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm sure Barry's house is clean 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 we were living in our own filth here 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 how's the mother grad right 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and the father Grand 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 is he thinking a cut on the Hedge this weekend with us 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 don't know 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well it's just eyes on my side there 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 now so boom 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 right I'm gone I'm gone 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 God the smell of fish in here 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 bye love put your shoes back up 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh Shane's getting late now so 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you know I think Barry's parents will be wondering 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 where he is it's getting quite late there 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 now oh Barry you're still here 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 we'll have to start charging your rent now Barry 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 okay Barry we'll be having our dinner soon so uh 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 okay I'll stay in here 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 would you like to join us for dinner Barry 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 suppose so 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 right should I chicken Barry 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 do you like peas Barry 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 do you like potatoes Barry 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 do you like cabbage Berry 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 do you like fish fingers Barry 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 do you like carbohydrates Barry 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what do you like Barry 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 nuggets 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 right I'll check the Deep Freeze 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 will you see if there's any Magnums in there 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 rush I'm going to bed now all right 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 all right good night 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 good night Barry good night 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 better get out of my house 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 for Christ's sake uh, Oisín, it's five past eight oh 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Parents When You're Sick 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mom I think I'm sick 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you're going to school 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 right let's have a look at you here 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Jesus 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I know 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you're not going to school are you mad 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 right I'll get the fix now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 rub this on your chest your back your cheeks 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 your ears and the soles of your feet 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 now the steam is good for you 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it's burning my face 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 just another 25 more minutes pet 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what are you doing to the 7-0 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it's useless unless it's flat 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Jesus 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 just one more Spoonful 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no mum please it's disgusting 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 cod liver oil is a cureall 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 cider vinegar is a cure gargling 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 salted water is a cure-all 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 cinnamon tumeric garlic ginger onion is 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 a cure puke 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it's your stomach 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 actually you're at me 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oisín, are you warm enough 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yes 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'll get another hot water 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no I already have three 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 do you know what you're missing in school 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 because we don't want you falling behind 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 love will you try some chicken soup 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no thanks 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I've made your favorite Bolognese 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no mum 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well you have to eat something love 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 could ever wear his ice cream 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 right yeah yeah where's ice ice cream 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 okay if you're too sick for school 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you're too sick for computer games 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 to watch television to be on the phone 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 to listen to headphones 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you're never too sick to read a book 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh Oisín you needn't be worried about school 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 because I had your cousin go in there 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and get the homework for you 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so that's all sorted out 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 mum 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 are there any more Mars ice creams 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yes yes 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 will you make it to the toilet in time love 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I leave the Basin just here okay 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 are you going to be sick 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 are you going to be sick now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 because if you are going to be sick 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 there's a base in there now okay 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 all right so I'll leave it here now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it's to your right 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 f*ck off 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Doomdah 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 please it's disgusting 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 cod liver oil 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 wow 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it's like pure fish I hate fish 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Playing Computer Games With Your Parents 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ing it's a beautiful day outside 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what are you doing cooped up in here 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 get on fire you are wasting the day 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the day is gone you are like a vampire in here 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Jesus are you afraid someone might see you 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 are you under witness protection or something 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 turn off that game station and go outside 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah I'm in the middle of a match 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you could play your football out in the fresh air 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it's not football it's MMA 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Museum of Modern Art to stay there 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I need someone to help me 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 with hedge clippings in the garden 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 five minutes okay 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you said five minutes an hour ago 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no it's just about to type 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I will tap you out 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 God Almighty I'm exhausted 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am five hours six hours 12 18 72 hours in that Garden 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 got as well for some reason 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I sit in their backside playing computer 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah well no one's stopping you playing 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ah ABS you're allergic to have fun 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 which way you hold it now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 which one am I 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Conor McGregor 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 is that Conor McGregor 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yes just press Start 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'd find it hard to get a job with them now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 just please start 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 how do I shoot there's no guns 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I thought it's like running around with a gun 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 earlier it was a different game 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what did I do there it didn't do anything 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that's me 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 am I the one on the right here 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no that's me 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 how do I get out of this Carson cage 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 am I right that one there 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that's the referee 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 where am I can't see anything 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 gotcha oh gotcha again oh geez I kicked [ __ ] 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 did I kick it you see 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 all right Jesus I punched your phone fast 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh I've been knocked out 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that was my character God 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 should I win yeah 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Jesus 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the size of that belt 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 how are you supposed to keep a pair of trousers up 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 with that thing right how was it around 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Shopping With Your Parents 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the waist it won't stop it 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 shut up people are looking like 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no one is looking 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 this one's pretty cool 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 there is no heat in there the wind will go right through 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it's like a plastic bag you'll freeze 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you'll catch your day he'll catch pneumonia it's wafer thin 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I tell you you won't look cool you look cold 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that was not funny I look ridiculous 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm gonna get bullied 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 anyone who bullies it over a coat, Oisín, is not your friend 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh I look like a giant snot 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you do not it brings out your eyes 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what about this one, mum? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 is it on sale no then put it back 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 this one's really warm 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 does it have a hood no put it back 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh this one's warm Anda has a hood 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 is it machine washable 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no oh oh Shane how are you getting on in there 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm fine 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 does it fit you all right 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 just go away 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 look come out and show me 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm not coming out 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 all right will you come out and show your mother 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no Mom wait 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so I'm coming in 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 did you not come in here 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh sorry no there's nobody in 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 here I I thought you were my son 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what's going on 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 when I ask you to come out you come out 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 a leather jacket, Oisín, you're not James Dean 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Clark Gabe Steve McQueen Marlon Brandon Humphrey Bogart John Wayne Lionel Richie 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 boom this is the one Barry has it's really cool 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Barry has a cool Crush because Barry's dad lives in Portugal 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 don't repeat that 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it's polyester put us back 100 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well it's itchy 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the itcher it is the higher the quality 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the moment you look like a tent 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh there's a tear great we might get a discount 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 right let's have a look at you no don't you look great 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no I'm after spending 135 Euro on your, OIsín 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you could give me a smile 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 uh giant snow 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh isn't that your friend Barry 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 will he come here to me for a second pet 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Staycation With Your Parents 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah great news 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 we're going on holidays 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Spain we can go 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no not Spain, Oisín, there's a pandemic 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 we're going on a staycation 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 in Ireland 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yes Ireland, Oisín 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 now Maureen has given us the lender 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 of a holiday home in Don Bowie 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh no 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't really have there's not much internet up there 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so bring plenty of books 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh no no 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 please it's gonna be boring 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it's been nice 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 there's nothing to do 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 there is plenty to do for someone with a bit of imagination 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 like what 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 like walks beautiful scenery old churches and walks 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 clearly said walks 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you can't even drink the water in dunbu we can't 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 ah don't be ridiculous 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the water is fine you just need to 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 run the tap for 20 to 15 minutes before 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 house is freezing the heating doesn't work 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 there is plenty of turf for that fire plenty of turf 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and the septic tank should be fixed by the time we get there I'm told 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh no more 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 now there is a key under the mat because many break-ins there 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it wouldn't be anything happening in don't Bowie at all 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 pack your togs 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 why 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 because of the beach 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 there's no beaches 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 sharp rocks that gradually gets smaller towards the shore 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 rip the foot off yeah I know the water is freezing 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm not getting in look at 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it's either stay here and Lounge about the house 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 or come with me 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 stay here 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have spent many is a nice summer 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 in Dumb Bowie as a little girl 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 right and I loved it 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you also used to think Mansion oranges were a treat mom 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 times change okay 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 this might be the last holiday we spend as a family now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 tell Pat 's Erie down the road in Glendale Mick 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and we only Spanish when the wind is blowing West 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so pack your bags and stop complaining 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey Barry 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Barry 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 hey it's finally in the parking 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yes we are packing for our holidays tomorrow 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 where you go 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 we're going to do don't bore 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and don't porn don't Bowie 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 don't Bowie yes 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh yeah gray colorful yeah monkey very cool 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no it's a family holiday 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh what time are we leaving 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Barry's mother has something else planned for them 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 but the house has to be cleaned from top to bottom 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 for the last two days of the holidays 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah yeah no problem 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 we'll leave it the same condition as we found it 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 exactly 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 a dump 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Studying With Your Parents 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 mom can you do my French questions with me 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the oral is tomorrow tomorrow 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 right let me get my glasses there 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so just read the question 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah just just read the questions 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 je m'appelle Oisín Flanagan 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 there what we live in Dublin 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 we are on the border see Dublin 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 football is 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you haven't practiced in months 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 sitting up there in the computer all the time 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 who cares just the eye care 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I choose the money I paid for those lessons 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what sister you don't have a sister 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it's for the vocabulary 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 move it's not good to tell lies, Oisín you can get cut out 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Doritos is your more coke say that don't think it does feed you save green beans and broccoli 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 don't open the dictionary 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no it's there's no time 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't it doesn't matter what you're saying 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and Doritos my mayor a professor 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 a montpair a engineer h 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 e's actually an engineer now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 he's more of a diagnostic consultant for ventilation systems 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't know those words okay and the exam is tomorrow 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 why do you have to leave everything to the last minute 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the amount of money I spent sending you to France 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you've done dama you've done sweet 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 diddly squash bugger all less than nothing my grand pair a Quattro vant we dance 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 your grandfather is dead or she know he's dead 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have to show that I know numbers though Jesus 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 if I could do the exam for you, Oisín, it's your future 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it sounds like you don't even know what you're saying 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you've just learned off a set of phrases and you're regurgitating 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well I'm not actually trying to learn French 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm just trying to pass the exam 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Teaching Computers To Parents 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh god I've broken it Oisín what have I done now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 nothing it's fine 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have had it with this cursed machine 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 let's sit down there now and show me how to use this 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what I have to do my homework 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I can only take a second 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what should you do there now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I didn't do anything 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well you did you did something 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 there there 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well I just moved the mouse across the screen 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 there it is again 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it's the mouse double click double click 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 okay 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you have to do it faster 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 faster yeah 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 okay let's let me do it 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 let's take this 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I want you to show me how to do it I don't want you to do it for me 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you just type in your email address 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 right okay 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 nasty oh yeah n ope 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh look I've got some email from a prince ragaba from Nigeria 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh you're jealous huh 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no I'm he's just trying to rob you 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 he's a prince he's 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh well I don't think that's actually a prince stuck in an airport 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and he needs help now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 where's my credit card details 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it keeps offering me cookies 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I got an email from the bank of Europe 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 asking me to reconfirm my credit card details 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am an hour trying to get this bloody printer to work 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and it just refuses to do anything alternative now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh God what's this now it's just the terms and conditions 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the application may ask for your permission to access 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you don't have to read 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 a moment it's just Gmail it says please read the terms and conditions before 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah but nobody 14 pages long you don't nobody 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh I've clicked out of it what's this now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 history oh that could be interesting 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 might be something on the Renaissance 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh no you can't don't don't open up 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you can open the history folder 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it could it could break the computer 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I thought you said you couldn't break 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh Jesus Christ so she what what's the stuff now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Doomdah 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Watching TV When Your Parents Walk In 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh God turn this off now turn this off 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 they use the remote pornography 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it's not it's a TV show 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 where they could have fooled me I'm home 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 if that's that show that the average people 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 normal people 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm I've heard all about it on the radio to pray 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no it's not you always just come in at the worst part 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well I've heard the worst part goes on for four minutes and 42 seconds 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mary White timed it 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm always not about that 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't care what it's about 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 anything that has to rely on that sort of Filth has nothing to offer 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 like I've never even seen it 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I bet Barry's mother doesn't let him watch 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I think she does 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 actually I very much doubt that 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 if she does you're not watching it and that is final 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 fine 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 would you not get yourself a nice book 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 apparently there's a great novel by an Irish author it is Sally Rooney 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 uh no thanks 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it's supposed to be brilliant 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh hello Barry 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what have I told you about letting yourself in 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 sorry the door was unlocked 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so does your mother know you watch the show 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah everybody's watching it 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you see everyone 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 we are not watching us here in 23 crime for crevices 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 fine okay come on Barry 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 okay 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 where are you going I didn't come down the last shower now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you're going to watch it on your phone 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you know what else I can watch my phone if I wanted to 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 actual pornography 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 okay 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh God and Mikey it's still on 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Jesus Christ and e 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 why anyone wants to watch this smush is beyond me 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 is he wearing a necklace 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Connor for God's sake that is no way to treat you one t 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 hat boy's mother has her head screwed on 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh we do not just stay together 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 God you're perfect for each other 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 where's the dinner 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh sorry 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 hey you're watching us 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no I was looking for the Antiques Road 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you're on the last episode 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh God I hope there's a second season 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what I'm an emotional 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 are you wearing a necklace 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it's a chain 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Watching TV With Your Parents 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what you doing 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm watching a movie 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 move over there 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 good luck it's my spot 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh I haven't sat down all day 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I was trying to watch a movie 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 is it suitable is it suitable 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah it's suitable and Oscar 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 right God it's very violent 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you've got that shocking nudity 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh she turned that off 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what more makes a shampoo add what 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh why do we have so many remote controls 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah this is for the television 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah this for the DVD player that's the satellite 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and that's the house phone 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 there's no need to be smart 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you know I did repack them here now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 absolutely the flourishing flourishing 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 behind the carpet cleaners in here the other week 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 now they did a fierce good job absolute excellence 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 is this the one now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah yeah 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it's too loud no mum that's a channel you change your channel 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the other one go back all right go back 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no go oh oh go oh what's this 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 antique no no she's a beautiful race 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you run out there and make a scope of tea like a good lad 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that's too strong did you put any milk 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 did you spell the pot that's too sweet put it in a proper Cup 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 who's that Antonio Banderas 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I thought you said this was meant to be good 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oscari backside oh Jesus it's almost nine 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 turn over to the news there 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what no mum please 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 will you go on to the news 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 my living room my rules my house my rules my TV my rules 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 shooting and Killing 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Jesus would you have a song 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 or something 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh God there's the rain there's the Rain 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Jesus give me a hand with clothes get out here 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 When Parents Cook Christmas Dinner 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Christmas is upon us so I want all hands on deck 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you're fine 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 there was too much for me to do last year 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so this year I am keeping it simple 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 right I am just doing the turkey and ham 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the roast potatoes carrots cauliflower 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 cheese parsnips Beef Wellington mashed potato potato 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 cracker flat potatoes potato potato 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 cheesy potato chips 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Auntie Rose is vegan now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh that woman has to be difficult 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh and the O'Connor cousins only eat like spaghetti and pizza 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 they will eat what is pot in front of them 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it won't fish it won't fit in the oven the turkey 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it's a monstrosity of thing it's like an ostrich 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 why did you get such a big one there was so much left over last year 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well I don't want to get cut out 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well we were eating turkey leftovers in June 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 turkey curry turkey soup turkey meatballs 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yes the turkey roulette we still have some left 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 good man I need more room in the fridge 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 will you finish off those eggs drink the rest of that milk 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 polish off those gherkins finish off that mayonnaise 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 this dinner will be the death of me 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 why'd you go to so much effort if you find it so stressful 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well maybe you'd prefer some slices of toast and Nutella 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah a wood 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 your wood my eye 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 apparently you can cook the ham in Coca-Cola 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 God that sounds disgusting 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no I'm doing mine Insider 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I need to get the Christmas cake done 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 boom nobody ever eats the Christmas cake 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that is not the point 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it has to be done anyway 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I want you to extend the mahogany table 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh well we actually get to eat in the dining room do we 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I know it is a beautiful table I want to show it off 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 now covers look at that plastic tablecloth there 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what I don't want it getting wrecked 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well at least something has sunk in 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 or shouldn't we need 18 bags of sultanas 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 how many puddings are we making eight or nine 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 hey why do we need so many puddings 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I like to keep a few around for emergencies 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 break glass for pudding Brandy 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oisín will you get the Brandy out for me there 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oisín, the Brandy thank you thank you specialize 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Jesus stop watching did we use that much last year 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 come on can Barry come for Christmas dinner with us 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oisín, Christmas is a family time 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh no mum please please 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well I'm sure Barry wants to spend Christmas with his own family now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 would you like to come with us on a walk on Christmas Day Barry 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you can go on the walk and we'll stay here and mind the house 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 God almighty this dinner will be the death of me 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well I know it's a lot of work mum, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 but when it's all done you could just sit back 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you know and enjoy Christmas 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I haven't enjoyed Christmas since 1972 Washington 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 now get the Brandy 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well we don't need many more puddings 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it's not for the puddings right 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 When Parents Drag You Places 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oisín we're visiting breed of Meine 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 can I just stay at home 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 not on your own 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 why do I have to come she's your friend or mine 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you're to be sociable 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the only thing you guys talking about is people who are dead 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 we do know shouldn't I hear Mina Walsh died 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh she did 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 she did 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 do you know who else died Phelan Corcoran 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 he didn't 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 but he wasn't wearing Sheila McKenna she's not you know what a sergeant Lincoln shouldn't look 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well oh just a matter of time 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah yeah yeah 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 he didn't 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 she did 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 did you hear 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no oh 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well you're stuck 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 go away 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 sure this is it 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 would you like a cup of tea, Oisín? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 uh no thanks 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you have like a fizzy drink 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yes 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah actually I think I have some tonic water in the fridge 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oisín, you must be very popular with the ladies 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'd say of your pick of the bunch 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh no there's to be no girlfriends until after the exams 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 until he's 21 36 52. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh she's very good at maths, Oisín 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 very music big into the drama 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oisín's very good at the French 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 is he now say it is a French first Arrow 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Shin come on to to Pal there uh 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh brilliant 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I've got some prawns steaming in the kitchen grief 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I hate prawns 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you'll eat that I'm allergic and I'm eating 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh boy it's polite all 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that meal is delicious 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 we have to have you again some time 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 on now absolutely 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 right here we go oh [ __ ] okay 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 safe home 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 now I cannot stand that woman 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 uh she's not that bad mom 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 how much money did she give you 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 When Parents Give You A Lift 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 where's Barry 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 he's coming 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it's 25 past eight, Oisín, we said a quarter past 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah okay he said he'd be here 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it's been late every day this week 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 he's not getting a lift to school next week 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I can tell you that 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 all right fine I don't care 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and his mother is none too quick to return the offer 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mighty what's that smell is that a clean shirt 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yes 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 right 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey Barry 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 nice but you almost took the door off the hinges 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 okay now does everyone have the seat belt on 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you've moved one off five okay 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 leave it and then polish Barry 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mom can I go out on Friday night 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 don't talk to me when I'm driving, Oisín 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I get distracted 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh are the McDonald's getting the job done on the house 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 they need to cut that grass 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that skirt is a far too short 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 they've painted that house in awful 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 those daffodils are still going 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 God that's a dreadful gaze they've put in 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I forgot my lunch again 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah those salad sandwiches will go to waste 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 can I get a 10 for the canteen 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you can have a fiver 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 a Fiverr is not enough 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it's enough when it's spent on proper food 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 not on spicy wedges or Mr Slurpees 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 this man cannot drive a car no education 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm not letting him in I'm not letting him in 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 now I'm not letting you in 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 have none is a word to throw to a dog both of them 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 there their heads glued in the phones 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 let's go over the verb etra again 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 warm just sweet to a 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the cheek of him she's blocking the entire Lane 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I can't go forward there's a yellow box 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 is that man waving at me at the back form 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 he's giving you the finger 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well I feel very sorry for that man's wife 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 change the radio station I'm listening to the news 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 mommy listen to the news at breakfast 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it's the same news it doesn't change 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'll put on my CD 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 here we go I can 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 put on the news here 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'll drop you to the door 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no no move here's fine [ __ ] you to the door 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no no put your seatbelt back down 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 When Parents Have Visitors 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well don't slam the door Jesus Christ 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the visitors will be here in eight hours 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I need all hands on deck, Oisín 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 will you go into the control room there 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and give it your sister's junk where's herself 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 she should have to get rid of it 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't have time to argue with you 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 okay I am up to my eyes I am flattered 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm fit to collapse I am up to high dough 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so just go and do it 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh I've just cleaned the toilet so nobody go in there 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well the visitors aren't coming for like six hours 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 where are we ready to go 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 if you need to go go next door to the caverns 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm not going to the cabinets to take a dump 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 or she need to pump the cushions yes 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 or she needs your dust behind the TV 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yes 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you need to weed the garden 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yes 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 watching to Jehovah under the couch 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 nobody's gonna look under the couch mum 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 why are we cleaning so much 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 because I don't want to think that we live like animals 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 this is how we live 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 God on my chance did you clean your room 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 No One's Gonna Be in my room mum 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 but they'll close the door Jesus Christ 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 they went in there they could get wheels disease 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 don't eat them they're for guests 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 or shouldn't go in there and 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 fill up the mountain Brown 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 will you good ladder knock those glasses 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the good glasses not that Cutlery the good Cuttery 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 not those plates they're too good 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh I'm after forgetting the effing cream 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 but she really come in here yeah boss 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what you want you call me in 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm busy 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 here now Jesus Christ you can't be annoying me now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 just call me oh God my mind is that 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 damn Jesus they're early 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 go in there and talk to them 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't know 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 look I need to get ready 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 all right I'll be down in an hour 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 don't worry about it 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh [ __ ] take the chicken out of the other 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 medium yeah it's in there too long 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 did it take it off about 10 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 get in there and see if we need more wine 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mary wants to know if we have any tonic water 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 cannot stand that one 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 bye-bye never again 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 When Parents Ruin Your Summer 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 okay it's games off now no games 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have more so weak 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and you haven't left that seat 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you are to be up out of the house 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and I want your occupied 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I will not hover a piece of last summer 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 where you moped about the house doing sweet fa 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have brochures worse 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the tennis club are doing a three-week camp in July 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 there's speech and drama in the community center 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 orienteering in the Pine Forest 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 a science camp arts and crafts Pottery 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 tree shaping astronomy bug snorkeling 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 nude still life Rock 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 how did that get in there now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that's the least two weeks left to fill in Moon 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Barry said that there's a really good thing 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 intense like a mixed martial arts course 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh no move I haven't told you but 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what about French College Lord knows you need the help 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah I'm meant to be on my holidays 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that's basically School 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you could volunteer in the local community 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 there is a great sense of satisfactions 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 how about I use this time to teach you how to play chess 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 how to sew flower arranging cross stitching 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 use the washing machine teach how to drive 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 never again 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 we could do a virtual online class together 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no I'm on my holidays I don't want to learn anything 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 The Devil Makes work for Idle Hands 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 stop referring to yourself in the third person mom 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well you could come help me in the garden 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what would I get if I did it 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 gardening is its own reward 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 for every four hours you do gardening 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you can have five minutes on the game 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what's a terrible deal 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you will need something to use up your free time 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well me and Barry were thinking about joining a band 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh lovely 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and the father he used to play the bassoon in the rathfarnum concert 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no more a real band Lego guitars and drums 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 not under my roof 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 or you and Barry could go on bicycles along the canal 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and then maybe stop for a picnic 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm not trying to woo Barry in the 19th century 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 right Oisín, I have tried everything 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so we're going to learn a tick tock dance together 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well no no no 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no I'll do I'll do the gardening I'll do the gardening 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 outside in the fresh air 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 When Your Parents Get A New Phone 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah what are you doing exactly, Oisín 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I need your help I got a new iPhone 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that's an Android 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it's an Android it's not an iPhone 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't care what it is I can't get the thing working 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 just turn it on 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I haven't finished reading the manual yet 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I haven't filled out the warranty yet 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 this phone is to last me five years 10 years 15 75 years 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 play your cards right I'll leave it for you in my will 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I just want the phone calls and the text messages 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 okay so just the basics 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 okay just WhatsApp 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no Jesus no I don't want any of that waste time of those applications 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 but WhatsApp is text messages 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 okay so what was your password on your last phone 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yes right yes I I've written it down somewhere 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 here now yes um yes like it's gonna be again 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 um password one one 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 try clean as you go odd caps 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no try my name 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no nothing 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 try my my maiden name there 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 my maiden name 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 uh yeah um uh Oisín my maiden name 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I just need to put in your Google password 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh yeah I don't know what it is 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 now put in your banking password 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Facebook passwords 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh I can't remember 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Microsoft password 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no Oisín I can't it's gone after me it's I've broken it 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh Jesus I'm pressing this one here now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what's that 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 why those two this volume 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well they're very close together 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah you just press this and you put in your PIN 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that's ridiculous absolutely ridiculous 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 now it keeps going off on me now why does it do that 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the screen just times it goes to sleep 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well we're gonna turn that off because 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it doesn't give me a second before it's gone again 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you really just like it's intense there it's gone again 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it's because you haven't used it for 10 seconds 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 to seconds you can't do anything in 10 seconds 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 camera on this is marvelous isn't it 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it's a great shots you should get them printed 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what are these now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 they're notifications 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 right and and what you 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 just you press them and then they'll open 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you press into them right 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 okay yeah yeah okay 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 let's put in your PIN 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh I don't know what that is now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 When Your Parents Go Away 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you know I'm going away for the weekend 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah yeah tell me like a hundred times 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yes I'm going away with my friend Geraldine 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah yeah 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 did you thank her for the jumper 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yes I did 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you did okay and remember what I said pet 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah don't open the door to anyone right okay 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I am leaving you 20 Euro for pizza 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh great 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 there are conditions I want you to Hoover the whole stairs 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and land it you have to clear out the garage the shed 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 clean out the other varnish the doors 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 sand down the garden furniture 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 fine I don't want it you can keep it 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 there are 15 cans of lager in that cabinet 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and I have counted though 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 aren't you supposed to be gone 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 wait look I'm going I'm going right Oisín 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm taking the internet 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what why 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 now it's not up for discussion 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what am I gonna do 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well you can read a book 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 remember the black bin goes out on the Monday 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and the Greenville on the Fridays 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yes 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 make sure they take the brown bin with the green bin 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 right 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 because last time they didn't take their mint to take that I don't want that brown bit yes all right thank you okay okay okay rush I'm okay yes 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 remember to water the plants 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah I know yeah 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 give them plenty of water 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah well I will 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 but don't overwater them 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 for emergencies I'm leaving you my credit card 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 just an emergency 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 okay 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it's what I can't hear you 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm not shouting out my PIN number 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it's just been everyone here 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you don't have to chase this two of us 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 just tell me normally 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I just spare key hidden in the garden place 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 where 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 between the acacia and the agapanthus 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't know what those plans are 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 but when one has variegated leaves 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh that's Geraldine there right okay nice okay good boy 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah goodbye 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 look after yourself now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 okay and and and remember if I said now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 okay don't answer the door to oh okay 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 okay good luck right 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 okay goodbye oh and and don't forget 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yes okay goodbye 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and no part no 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 goodbye mum 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 just go Jesus Christ 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I forgot my keys 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 hello there Oisín um I forgot my keys there now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm not supposed to answer the door to anyone 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 When Your Parents Make You Do Gardening 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I need your help in the garden 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh no you promised Oisín 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 right a small help yeah 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 they were the conditions 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm going to the Disco 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 fine look we'll be done in five minutes 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 we'll be done in 20 minutes 14 hours 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what let's start with the Hedge grab the garden shears 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 we're not just use the electric one 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 God no 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh yeah of course now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that would just make the job go quickly 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 far too dangerous far too dangerous 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm not spending the next 24 hours in a e 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah it would be more fun than gardening 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I will give you five euro an hour 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 five euro 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well I had to spend 400 Euro in all the garden center stuff 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that's supposed to make me feel better is it 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 knowing that you spend more on the garden 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 than you do on me 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I spend enough on you mister 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 right yeah can we listen to a podcast 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 can we listen to music 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 can we listen to the radio 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you can listen to the birds Oisín Nature's music 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 how's going on everyone 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 if you're here to save him Barry 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you can wait another two hours 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oisín could you give me the whole pet 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what does it say the whole of 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 sorry the I need a hoe 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you need you need a hoe 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yes 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you need a hoe 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yes I need a hoe 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well I go get you a hoe 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yes could you get me a hoe please 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh that's anaconda's cash that's what that is 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh where'd you pick it up 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 they're nice first they're weeds 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well I think there's the welfares 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 they're weeds pull them up 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 why do they look nice 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 they may look nice the bees might like them 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 but they're weeds pull them up 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 a moment's filthy inside 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 there's nothing wrong with that glove it's brand new 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what is the point of a glove that's dirty on the inside 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 whether two of you now are a great help 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 there's a b well now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 they are more afraid of you than they have a bastard get away no do 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you see them there they are the delphiniums right 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and beside them is the azaleas 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and here we have I think it's the Montana titilatus 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Montana titilatus 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 maybe we could take a break 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and have some ice creams 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh yeah 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you haven't done anything 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 baby Magnums you know they're limited 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no we don't have any magnets need the frozen peas 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'll get them right that's it now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 does it look great 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no you should be very proud of yourself 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you did terrific work 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah it wasn't as bad as I thought 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah and it'll be great now for 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 when the gardeners come in tomorrow 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 what 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 we've given them a great head start here 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 why don't you just get the gardeners to do all this 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 except 25 Euro an hour and the whole day 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 When Your Parents Won't Let You Decorate The Tree 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 rotate rotate stop that side's a bit patchy your 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 mom it's all the same 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no I preferred it the other way 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 rotate rotate 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't know why your father insists on 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 getting a monstrosity of a tree every year 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it's far too big where does he think it's going 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 a shopping center 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the car is destroyed pine needles everywhere 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 AC Euro that fella in the tree place is a crook 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 is this the right box 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 but he saw your father coming anyway 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 mom is this the Box 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 none shed my eye 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 mom 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Joe I'd say he's declaring only half that money 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mom 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I have a right mind to go back down to him 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mom 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 there is no need that's the round boxes right 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 now I leave you to decorate it off 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 okay okay great yeah 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm getting on with the pudding here 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 now okay I'd start with the lights 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 oh yeah yeah okay okay yeah 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 from the bottom now not the top 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 okay 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 not the multicolored ones yeah 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 do you want to do this 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 no Oisín I don't want the flashing 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mom 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it's like a disco I thought you were leaving it to me 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 right I'm gone I'm Gone 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 the good decorations I need to go in the front 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so the people can see them from the road 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so put them put that one there there now 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and that that jangly one there 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 put that to the front there 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't have time to use the plum pudding here 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 don't group the large Barbers 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 red then goes then red then 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 be careful with my porcelain Santa 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you put two Barbers right beside each other 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that one is very expensive 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and then you have it hidden down below 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 here don't Clump the acorns in like that 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that glass angel cost me seven pounds in 1995 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 wow I'm far too busy to be doing this 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 now well then go 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I got this one when we were holidaying in Prague 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 which has been a very exciting holiday 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Mom it's finished 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yes nice job but we've done that all by yourself now have I 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 guess I should I would be very proud of that 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 now it is absolutely perfect I wouldn't change a thing 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I would not change it I put those baubles up a bit maybe 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and I bring the lights down 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and I move that angel over here to the center 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 somewhere the ribbons don't go with the candy canes 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and I completely change these words 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 hey Barry 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I won't even ask you how you got in 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 you put another Christmas tree 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yes save yourself 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 it's a bit big 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 wonderfully observed thank you 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 mine's already up 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 is it 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 yeah 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 well done Pat 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so since last year 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 needs more Brandy 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 this is Flanagan pudding 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 delicious 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 get out of that kitchen 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 show me what you've touched up 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Outro 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 hey we're foil, arms and hog 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 we have a brand new sketch every single Thursday 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 so please like subscribe and share 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 we also do live shows so check out our website 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 for a show near you