0:00:01.215,0:00:01.735 Right 0:00:01.971,0:00:03.931 I'm back from the parent-teacher meeting 0:00:03.984,0:00:05.614 Get down here pronto 0:00:05.660,0:00:07.900 Your mother after a parent-teacher meeting 0:00:07.987,0:00:10.217 Three hours I was at the place, 0:00:10.217,0:00:11.816 the hall was freezing 0:00:11.826,0:00:13.256 and not a cup of tea in sight. 0:00:13.326,0:00:15.856 They need to limit it 0:00:15.871,0:00:16.871 to three minutes maximum per day. 0:00:16.887,0:00:17.887 Some of the other parents are talking 0:00:17.902,0:00:18.902 the ears off the teachers. 0:00:18.918,0:00:20.338 So what do the teachers 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 actually say about me? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Your math teacher said 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that you're doing okay. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 That's good 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Okay, Oisín, you should be top of that class 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mum, just I'm not that good at maths 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You're just not applying yourself 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I spoke to Mr O'Donovan and 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 he says you're doing the bare minimum to get by 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I got a B at Christmas 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Well b or not, he's got you figured out, Mister 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You are coasting in there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You have so much potential, brains to burn 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 You need to knuckle down laziness 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Coasting, coasting, coasting 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 My Oisín could work for NASA 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't want you sitting beside Barry anymore 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 We're sitting there I can see you there now, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 tricking away 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Now I spoke to Mrs Flynn, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 your business teacher, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and she said you're working hard 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and you should be fine in the exams 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 To be honest I don't think, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 she knew who you were 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mum! 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay you just don't believe any of the nice stuff 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and all the mean stuff 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mrs Gotham says you need to apply yourself more 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 she has it in for me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 she does have it in for me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 she has kicked me out of the class three times last week 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what did Mr Gary say 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't rate him as a teacher 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah Mom what's he saying 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 he's not up to the task 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what did he say 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 he's too laid back 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 mum 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I mean he's trying to be friends with all the students 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what did he say 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 he said you're doing well 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mr Doyle the vice principal now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there is a man with a head for discipline 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 he's a maniac 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what did my art teacher say 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh I didn't go to her 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what why not 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the queue was a mile long, she just talks and talks 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that's my best subject 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I saw that new English teacher of yours, Mrs O'Neill 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 most of the fathers are very keen to speak to her 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 although I didn't think she was dressed appropriately at all 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 her guidance cancer says 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that based on your marks from her assessment 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that you should consider doing something with your hands 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 like carpentry or weaving 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I actually got the smell of alcohol of her 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mr Rooney wanted to know 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 if you'd like to join the chess club so I said you would 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 if you'd like to join the debating Club 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 if you'd like to join the choir 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I said you would 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 have more interested in Taekwondo 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and I said no 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I spoke to your music and Drama teacher 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and it had to be said 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh no no 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you should have been playing the role of Oliver in the school play 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you have a beautiful voice 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that Jeffrey fella doesn't have a note in his head 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and he's completely flat-footed 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Cooking With Your Parents 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 help me in the kitchen, I am up to my eyes 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh do I have to 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yes you do have to 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 use exact measurement, Oisín, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 follow the recipe to the letter 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well how much should we add 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 a handful of them what a heaped teaspoon 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 a dog a scoop a pinch a ow a dash 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 they're not measurements 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what are you cooking 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 fish 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I hate fish 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you'll eat it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 putting pizza in the oven is not cooking 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 pot noodle is not cooking 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Dairy dunkers is not cooking 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 cornflakes from the packet is not cooking 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now clean as you go 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mom I'm hungry 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 if you're hungry, have something small 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there's no nourishment in that at all 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 to sustain you if you're hungry have an apple 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 don't eat straight from the shopping bags 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Jesus Christ let's sit in the cupboard for a minute 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 don't eat the ham straight from the package 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 don't eat straight from the fridge, put it on a plate 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 those penguins are for Christmas 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's July 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 put them back in the freezer 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 clean as you go 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 chicken can be lethal, you need to cook it until it's black 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 all knives are sharp 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 perfect with this side of the knife washing 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 clean as you go 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 a watched pot never boils 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's boiled is it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 don't scratch my non-stick pan 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 would you like to do the Sterling, Oisín 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm not five mom 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 would you like to lick the spoon 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah I ain't going to leave yet to do that yourself 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay yeah goodbye 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no you're you're doing it too slow watch you know 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no no no don't just do it yourself 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 your father's cooking dinner tomorrow night 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 where are you going with the microwave 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the boots of the car the only way I can get them to cook a decent meat 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Going To Dinner With Your Parents 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 would you like to try some of my wine 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah no just a sip 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay there you go that's too much 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well I didn't I hadn't even tried it yet 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 [Music] 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 duck is very fatty chicken can be very tasteless 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Falafel can be very dry 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I can cook a lasagna myself 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I might have a look and see what other people have ordered 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 but no Mom don't 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm just looking at what you've ordered there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yes the carbonara is it okay that looks lovely 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yes that is very heavy for me now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I wouldn't I wouldn't want that 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that is a beautiful soul seller 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 beautiful candle holder glassware sterling silver 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll bet yeah very hard to clean them 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I bet they can't put it in the dishwasher at 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Water please 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay is there a Steelers party 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 tap yeah it tastes the same 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 can I please get the Bolognese 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there's a lot of onion in that isn't it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that would run right through it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 how's school 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 uh yeah it's it's good uh actually 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 uh Mr O'Neill yeah yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mr O'Neill was saying yesterday that 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the shoulders 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah so uh Mr Neil was saying that the clap 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so what was Mr O'me saying there nothing 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 God you have the word to throw to a dog 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 God I think that's correct that's definitely Court 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it was a screw top model 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 is yours hot enough there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 mine's stone cold, I might have mine reheated 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 just steam coming off 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah okay 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 excuse me what no I could have these reheated 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 food this is lovely now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it just needs a touch of salt 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh shoot slow down pat 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 enjoy it's not a race manners Oisín 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 chew your food don't woof 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 masticate 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well now that was a bit disappointing 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I would say for the price of it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I think I'll have to say something 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no mum 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 just saying something new 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there's your check 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 everything okay 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yep great lovely thank you very much 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no problem 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now I have a voucher here 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Holidays With Your Parents 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the food is way far too soft 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I want all alarms set for 6 a.m six 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oisín, we need to be at the airport at least two hours before the flight 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 at least three hours for five hours 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 16 hours before the flight 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm not leaving anything to chance 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I want to be there and I want to be settled 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 are we getting a taxi 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 taxi yeah Bushy 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 when that's millionaires don't go around telling people around holidays 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 why not we might get burgled 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now unplug the TV disconnect the internet 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 defrost the freezer cut the grass water the plants 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 take in the garden furniture turn on the radio 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 pull the blinds leave a light on upstairs 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 why so people think somebody's home 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 someone who never leaves a one room 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 we need to empty the fridge before we go, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 but don't let anything go to waste 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 right each of the bit of bread that's left there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 we didn't finish those yogurts eat up Oisín 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 finish the gherk gherkins 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 don't touch those crisps they're for guests 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 leave a note for the Milkman 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 last time we came back to 16 liters 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and still sitting out in the sun 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 right the cheese it was 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 mum, can we visit the football stadium 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't we have a lot to get through, Oisín, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there are 17 churches on that street alone 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and they all have Fresco 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no no why can't I just stay home I'm old enough 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 not after what your brother did two years ago 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the floors were destroyed 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the begonias never recovered 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 all the toilets were blocked 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I found spaghetti in the porch 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I found your father's shoes halfway down the road 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm not Daniel okay 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 they found family photos in the neighbor's Back Garden 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm only remembering this now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 is that everything 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 right God the stress I'm not right God the stress I'm not 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah oh neither am I 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Isolating With Your Parents 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mom why are you calling me from upstairs 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I have I have I have 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what the Rona 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I have it what you call it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I came out of the shower and I coughed 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so do not come near me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now I'm going to be self-isolating in my room 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh okay 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now you're gonna have to run the house 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 until I'm in the clear pet 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 are you able to do that 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now are you capable of that 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well yes Mom 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 are you sure now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mom I think I can manage 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well it's it's not an easy thing to do now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's a difficult thing to run a household 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay I think I'll manage right 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 right okay God the house will come down around us 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now you'll have to Hoover the downstairs 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 dust will build up if you don't stay on top of it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 all right final dude where is it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the Hoover where is it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 sliced he doesn't even know where the Hoover is 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 just tell me where it is 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's under the stairs 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that's all you have to say 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now you need to get right in under the bowl there right here 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah I know Mom 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 get the cloth right in there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 are you scrubbing it properly then 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you're not showing me show me the 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 show me the bowl there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 if you still see dirt there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm hanging up 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 which part do I put the powder in 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 in the drawer 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah which part 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 are you doing a pre-wash 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't know 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the left is for fabric softener 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay do I put that in 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that's only for towels Oisín 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the rice is for a pre-wash 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and the middle bit is for detergent 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 where do I put the washing powder 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't use powder we use capsules 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 to put them directly in the drum 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 right fine when you say that in the first place 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you just put it straight in the middle 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 stop it, Oisín, now that's a dishwasher tablet 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so you dust on top of the picture frames 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yes 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 show me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now show me the top of the picture frame there now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 all right fine 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now they're Infinity 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I thought so 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 filled up absolutely filthy there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now did you clean the windows 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah but I can't get rid of the streaks 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what did you use 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I used the window cleaner but 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh no this video ah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Something's Happened to close 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what do you mean 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 they're smaller now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Jesus that's my good cards again 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what temperature did you put them on 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 on as for 80 degrees 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 80 degrees how did you get it to go that high in the first place 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now that you've polished the Lampshades I need 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mother of God can I not get a minute's piece 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I haven't sat down all day 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am up to hideo because you'd want the patience of a saint 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now have you coughed since this morning 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no I haven't 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 do you have a temperature 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 a tightness of the chest difficulty breathing 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 any loss of smell or taste 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 are you feeling tired loss of energy 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well then there is nothing wrong with your young lady 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so get out of that bed and get down here this instant 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh you are so annoying 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Learning To Drive With Your Parents 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay he's he's he's 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 easy I'm not rushing 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you're rushing now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there's no need to rush mom 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 expect the unexpected 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 handbrake again 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 sorry 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that was nice you can't put your arms across me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there is no need to shout 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no no no 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 here's a learner try for now here's a learner driver now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 watch out for the learner driver 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 he's like yourself and he's panicking 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 he's panicky he's very panicky 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 keeps under the speed limit 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 mum I'm I'm going 15. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 are you 15. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 when you're going into a roundabouting 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you have to be very very careful now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now, Oisín, what are you doing 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh God those cars all over the place now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 watch off left left left right 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 left right left right and left oh 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 God almighty we're still alive 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you don't need fifth gear 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that's for race car drivers 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm just third gear is all you need 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 one two and three keep it simple 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it will try the three-point turn here 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you need to bring the car to a stop 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 touching it you're airing the ass out of the car oh 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 [ __ ] oh God this is a dodgy area 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no do the central locking 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 camera Watch the daffodence watch the Duffy 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you're going into the daffodils there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now this game arrangement such a friend 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 such a friend from school 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no Mom I'm not stopping 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 he's learning, how to drive 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 don't mind him now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Parents On The First Day Back To School 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 just you're doing your own thing okay School easy 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you should have had everything ready to go last night 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 not helping 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 fix that taco 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 mom it's too big for me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it'll fit you next year 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you cannot wear them 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what are their shoes 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well they look like Runners to me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 geez it's the wish of that bag the price of that booklet 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the price of that uniform the price of that class trip 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 voluntary contribution my eye 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what are you looking for 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 a pen 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 he doesn't even have a pen 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 who do you have for history this year 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mr Flanagan 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh Jesus 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 who bought these 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that nothing but sugar 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and I'm making a porridge 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what no please 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 here check that no more 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 can I send money for lunch 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll make you sandwiches 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there's nothing wrong with Jam 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 sandwiches with lettuce and cheese 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 sandwiches gherkins and Branston sauce 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 don't sit beside Barry this year 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 why 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 why you know why 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I said besides James Weiss didn't he get all Ace 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 but he's a knob 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 he he's boring 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that's not what you said now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that coat isn't warm enough put that on 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what I'm not wearing that 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh she no I'll drop you 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 down well no psycho 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 are you embarrassed of your mother 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah obviously 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 put that coat back on and the helmet 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Parents When You Get Dumped 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 right what has you in such foul humor 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 nothing you are moping about the place 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 with a face on you like I don't know what 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you're fine 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 right off of that there now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and you had to tell me what's wrong 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there's nothing wrong okay 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oisín Robert Flanagan 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 a mother always knows when something's wrong 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah I got dumped 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I got dumped 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what you mean 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 by my girlfriend 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 a girlfriend you never told me you had a girlfriend 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah well I don't have one anymore do I 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well that's probably for the best given it's an exam year pet 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's her loss girls like that 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you are a diamond 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there are plenty more trout in the Shannon 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you're a catch, Oisín, any girl would be lucky to have you 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I've always thought you look like a young Prince William 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 mum, you're making a worse just leave me alone 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there you probably weren't in love with her 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the only way to get over sadness is distraction 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so busy busy busy busy busy busy 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 mum 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you should come down to the garden center with me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and I will get you to pick out a plant for yourself 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh wow that sounds terrific 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 but that's all these kids cheers 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you don't understand she was perfect 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well I knew a girl from college, bridamine 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 her beautiful beautiful girl I tell you 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 she had the boys like that 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 but last I heard twice divorced a son that won't talk to her 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and on top of that she looks dreadful now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what if I never find anyone who's good again 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 mark my words, Oisín, in a few years time 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 they would be knocking down my door 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 queuing up outside beating them off with sticks 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 have your pick of the bunch 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there are plenty of young ladies out there still 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah like who 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well Mrs O'Toole's daughter always had a soft spot for you 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 she's my cousin 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 third cousin 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 we're a small island nation 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 right now, Oisín, there's no perfect time to talk about this 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 but if you're going to be having girlfriends 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 we need to be talking about being careful 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you need to be careful 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh no no no no no 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 we're not talking about 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 we're not talking about 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 sit down there young man 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 sit back down there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Parents When You Have Your Friends Over 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 can Barry come over 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 as long as he takes his shoes off 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 last time you drag dog dirt all over the house 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah okay 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and clean up this place it's an absolute State 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's like a bomb hitter the place is a tip i 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 t's like a pigsty cowshed Chicken Coop 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 have we been burgled 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm sure Barry's house is clean 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 we were living in our own filth here 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 how's the mother grad right 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and the father Grand 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 is he thinking a cut on the Hedge this weekend with us 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 don't know 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well it's just eyes on my side there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now so boom 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 right I'm gone I'm gone 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 God the smell of fish in here 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 bye love put your shoes back up 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh Shane's getting late now so 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you know I think Barry's parents will be wondering 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 where he is it's getting quite late there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now oh Barry you're still here 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 we'll have to start charging your rent now Barry 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay Barry we'll be having our dinner soon so uh 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay I'll stay in here 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 would you like to join us for dinner Barry 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 suppose so 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 right should I chicken Barry 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 do you like peas Barry 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 do you like potatoes Barry 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 do you like cabbage Berry 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 do you like fish fingers Barry 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 do you like carbohydrates Barry 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what do you like Barry 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 nuggets 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 right I'll check the Deep Freeze 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 will you see if there's any Magnums in there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 rush I'm going to bed now all right 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 all right good night 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 good night Barry good night 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 better get out of my house 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 for Christ's sake uh, Oisín, it's five past eight oh 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Parents When You're Sick 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mom I think I'm sick 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you're going to school 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 right let's have a look at you here 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Jesus 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I know 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you're not going to school are you mad 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 right I'll get the fix now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 rub this on your chest your back your cheeks 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 your ears and the soles of your feet 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now the steam is good for you 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's burning my face 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 just another 25 more minutes pet 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what are you doing to the 7-0 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's useless unless it's flat 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Jesus 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 just one more Spoonful 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no mum please it's disgusting 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 cod liver oil is a cureall 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 cider vinegar is a cure gargling 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 salted water is a cure-all 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 cinnamon tumeric garlic ginger onion is 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 a cure puke 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's your stomach 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 actually you're at me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oisín, are you warm enough 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yes 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll get another hot water 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no I already have three 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 do you know what you're missing in school 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 because we don't want you falling behind 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 love will you try some chicken soup 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no thanks 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I've made your favorite Bolognese 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no mum 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well you have to eat something love 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 could ever wear his ice cream 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 right yeah yeah where's ice ice cream 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay if you're too sick for school 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you're too sick for computer games 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 to watch television to be on the phone 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 to listen to headphones 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you're never too sick to read a book 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh Oisín you needn't be worried about school 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 because I had your cousin go in there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and get the homework for you 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so that's all sorted out 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 mum 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 are there any more Mars ice creams 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yes yes 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 will you make it to the toilet in time love 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I leave the Basin just here okay 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 are you going to be sick 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 are you going to be sick now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 because if you are going to be sick 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there's a base in there now okay 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 all right so I'll leave it here now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's to your right 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 f*ck off 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Doomdah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 please it's disgusting 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 cod liver oil 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 wow 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's like pure fish I hate fish 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Playing Computer Games With Your Parents 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ing it's a beautiful day outside 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what are you doing cooped up in here 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 get on fire you are wasting the day 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the day is gone you are like a vampire in here 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Jesus are you afraid someone might see you 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 are you under witness protection or something 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 turn off that game station and go outside 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah I'm in the middle of a match 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you could play your football out in the fresh air 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's not football it's MMA 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Museum of Modern Art to stay there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I need someone to help me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 with hedge clippings in the garden 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 five minutes okay 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you said five minutes an hour ago 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no it's just about to type 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I will tap you out 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 God Almighty I'm exhausted 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am five hours six hours 12 18 72 hours in that Garden 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 got as well for some reason 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I sit in their backside playing computer 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah well no one's stopping you playing 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ah ABS you're allergic to have fun 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 which way you hold it now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 which one am I 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Conor McGregor 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 is that Conor McGregor 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yes just press Start 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'd find it hard to get a job with them now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 just please start 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 how do I shoot there's no guns 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I thought it's like running around with a gun 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 earlier it was a different game 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what did I do there it didn't do anything 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that's me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 am I the one on the right here 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no that's me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 how do I get out of this Carson cage 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 am I right that one there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that's the referee 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 where am I can't see anything 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 gotcha oh gotcha again oh geez I kicked [ __ ] 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 did I kick it you see 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 all right Jesus I punched your phone fast 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh I've been knocked out 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that was my character God 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 should I win yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Jesus 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the size of that belt 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 how are you supposed to keep a pair of trousers up 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 with that thing right how was it around 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Shopping With Your Parents 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the waist it won't stop it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 shut up people are looking like 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no one is looking 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 this one's pretty cool 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there is no heat in there the wind will go right through 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's like a plastic bag you'll freeze 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you'll catch your day he'll catch pneumonia it's wafer thin 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I tell you you won't look cool you look cold 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that was not funny I look ridiculous 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm gonna get bullied 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 anyone who bullies it over a coat, Oisín, is not your friend 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh I look like a giant snot 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you do not it brings out your eyes 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what about this one, mum? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 is it on sale no then put it back 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 this one's really warm 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 does it have a hood no put it back 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh this one's warm Anda has a hood 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 is it machine washable 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no oh oh Shane how are you getting on in there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm fine 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 does it fit you all right 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 just go away 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 look come out and show me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm not coming out 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 all right will you come out and show your mother 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no Mom wait 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so I'm coming in 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 did you not come in here 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh sorry no there's nobody in 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 here I I thought you were my son 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what's going on 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 when I ask you to come out you come out 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 a leather jacket, Oisín, you're not James Dean 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Clark Gabe Steve McQueen Marlon Brandon Humphrey Bogart John Wayne Lionel Richie 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 boom this is the one Barry has it's really cool 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Barry has a cool Crush because Barry's dad lives in Portugal 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 don't repeat that 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's polyester put us back 100 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well it's itchy 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the itcher it is the higher the quality 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the moment you look like a tent 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh there's a tear great we might get a discount 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 right let's have a look at you no don't you look great 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no I'm after spending 135 Euro on your, OIsín 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you could give me a smile 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 uh giant snow 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh isn't that your friend Barry 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 will he come here to me for a second pet 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Staycation With Your Parents 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah great news 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 we're going on holidays 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Spain we can go 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no not Spain, Oisín, there's a pandemic 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 we're going on a staycation 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 in Ireland 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yes Ireland, Oisín 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now Maureen has given us the lender 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 of a holiday home in Don Bowie 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh no 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't really have there's not much internet up there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so bring plenty of books 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh no no 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 please it's gonna be boring 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's been nice 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there's nothing to do 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there is plenty to do for someone with a bit of imagination 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 like what 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 like walks beautiful scenery old churches and walks 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 clearly said walks 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you can't even drink the water in dunbu we can't 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 ah don't be ridiculous 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the water is fine you just need to 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 run the tap for 20 to 15 minutes before 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 house is freezing the heating doesn't work 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there is plenty of turf for that fire plenty of turf 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and the septic tank should be fixed by the time we get there I'm told 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh no more 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now there is a key under the mat because many break-ins there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it wouldn't be anything happening in don't Bowie at all 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 pack your togs 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 why 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 because of the beach 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there's no beaches 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 sharp rocks that gradually gets smaller towards the shore 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 rip the foot off yeah I know the water is freezing 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm not getting in look at 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's either stay here and Lounge about the house 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 or come with me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 stay here 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I have spent many is a nice summer 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 in Dumb Bowie as a little girl 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 right and I loved it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you also used to think Mansion oranges were a treat mom 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 times change okay 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 this might be the last holiday we spend as a family now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 tell Pat 's Erie down the road in Glendale Mick 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and we only Spanish when the wind is blowing West 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so pack your bags and stop complaining 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey Barry 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Barry 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 hey it's finally in the parking 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yes we are packing for our holidays tomorrow 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 where you go 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 we're going to do don't bore 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and don't porn don't Bowie 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 don't Bowie yes 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh yeah gray colorful yeah monkey very cool 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no it's a family holiday 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh what time are we leaving 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Barry's mother has something else planned for them 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 but the house has to be cleaned from top to bottom 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 for the last two days of the holidays 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah yeah no problem 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 we'll leave it the same condition as we found it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 exactly 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 a dump 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Studying With Your Parents 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 mom can you do my French questions with me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the oral is tomorrow tomorrow 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 right let me get my glasses there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so just read the question 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah just just read the questions 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 je m'appelle Oisín Flanagan 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there what we live in Dublin 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 we are on the border see Dublin 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 football is 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you haven't practiced in months 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 sitting up there in the computer all the time 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 who cares just the eye care 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I choose the money I paid for those lessons 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what sister you don't have a sister 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's for the vocabulary 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 move it's not good to tell lies, Oisín you can get cut out 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Doritos is your more coke say that don't think it does feed you save green beans and broccoli 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 don't open the dictionary 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no it's there's no time 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't it doesn't matter what you're saying 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and Doritos my mayor a professor 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 a montpair a engineer h 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 e's actually an engineer now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 he's more of a diagnostic consultant for ventilation systems 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't know those words okay and the exam is tomorrow 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 why do you have to leave everything to the last minute 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the amount of money I spent sending you to France 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you've done dama you've done sweet 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 diddly squash bugger all less than nothing my grand pair a Quattro vant we dance 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 your grandfather is dead or she know he's dead 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I have to show that I know numbers though Jesus 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 if I could do the exam for you, Oisín, it's your future 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it sounds like you don't even know what you're saying 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you've just learned off a set of phrases and you're regurgitating 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well I'm not actually trying to learn French 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm just trying to pass the exam 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Teaching Computers To Parents 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh god I've broken it Oisín what have I done now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 nothing it's fine 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I have had it with this cursed machine 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 let's sit down there now and show me how to use this 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what I have to do my homework 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I can only take a second 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what should you do there now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I didn't do anything 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well you did you did something 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well I just moved the mouse across the screen 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there it is again 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's the mouse double click double click 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you have to do it faster 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 faster yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay let's let me do it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 let's take this 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I want you to show me how to do it I don't want you to do it for me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you just type in your email address 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 right okay 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 nasty oh yeah n ope 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh look I've got some email from a prince ragaba from Nigeria 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh you're jealous huh 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no I'm he's just trying to rob you 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 he's a prince he's 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh well I don't think that's actually a prince stuck in an airport 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and he needs help now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 where's my credit card details 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it keeps offering me cookies 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I got an email from the bank of Europe 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 asking me to reconfirm my credit card details 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am an hour trying to get this bloody printer to work 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and it just refuses to do anything alternative now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh God what's this now it's just the terms and conditions 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the application may ask for your permission to access 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you don't have to read 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 a moment it's just Gmail it says please read the terms and conditions before 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah but nobody 14 pages long you don't nobody 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh I've clicked out of it what's this now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 history oh that could be interesting 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 might be something on the Renaissance 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh no you can't don't don't open up 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you can open the history folder 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it could it could break the computer 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I thought you said you couldn't break 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh Jesus Christ so she what what's the stuff now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Doomdah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Watching TV When Your Parents Walk In 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh God turn this off now turn this off 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 they use the remote pornography 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's not it's a TV show 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 where they could have fooled me I'm home 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 if that's that show that the average people 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 normal people 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm I've heard all about it on the radio to pray 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no it's not you always just come in at the worst part 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well I've heard the worst part goes on for four minutes and 42 seconds 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mary White timed it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm always not about that 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't care what it's about 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 anything that has to rely on that sort of Filth has nothing to offer 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 like I've never even seen it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I bet Barry's mother doesn't let him watch 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I think she does 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 actually I very much doubt that 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 if she does you're not watching it and that is final 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 fine 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 would you not get yourself a nice book 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 apparently there's a great novel by an Irish author it is Sally Rooney 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 uh no thanks 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's supposed to be brilliant 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh hello Barry 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what have I told you about letting yourself in 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 sorry the door was unlocked 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so does your mother know you watch the show 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah everybody's watching it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you see everyone 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 we are not watching us here in 23 crime for crevices 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 fine okay come on Barry 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 where are you going I didn't come down the last shower now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you're going to watch it on your phone 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you know what else I can watch my phone if I wanted to 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 actual pornography 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh God and Mikey it's still on 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Jesus Christ and e 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 why anyone wants to watch this smush is beyond me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 is he wearing a necklace 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Connor for God's sake that is no way to treat you one t 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 hat boy's mother has her head screwed on 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh we do not just stay together 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 God you're perfect for each other 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 where's the dinner 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh sorry 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 hey you're watching us 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no I was looking for the Antiques Road 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you're on the last episode 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh God I hope there's a second season 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what I'm an emotional 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 are you wearing a necklace 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's a chain 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Watching TV With Your Parents 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what you doing 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm watching a movie 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 move over there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 good luck it's my spot 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh I haven't sat down all day 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I was trying to watch a movie 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 is it suitable is it suitable 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah it's suitable and Oscar 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 right God it's very violent 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you've got that shocking nudity 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh she turned that off 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what more makes a shampoo add what 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh why do we have so many remote controls 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah this is for the television 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah this for the DVD player that's the satellite 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and that's the house phone 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there's no need to be smart 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you know I did repack them here now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 absolutely the flourishing flourishing 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 behind the carpet cleaners in here the other week 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now they did a fierce good job absolute excellence 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 is this the one now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's too loud no mum that's a channel you change your channel 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the other one go back all right go back 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no go oh oh go oh what's this 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 antique no no she's a beautiful race 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you run out there and make a scope of tea like a good lad 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that's too strong did you put any milk 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 did you spell the pot that's too sweet put it in a proper Cup 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 who's that Antonio Banderas 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I thought you said this was meant to be good 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oscari backside oh Jesus it's almost nine 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 turn over to the news there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what no mum please 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 will you go on to the news 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 my living room my rules my house my rules my TV my rules 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 shooting and Killing 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Jesus would you have a song 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 or something 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh God there's the rain there's the Rain 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Jesus give me a hand with clothes get out here 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 When Parents Cook Christmas Dinner 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Christmas is upon us so I want all hands on deck 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you're fine 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there was too much for me to do last year 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so this year I am keeping it simple 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 right I am just doing the turkey and ham 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the roast potatoes carrots cauliflower 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 cheese parsnips Beef Wellington mashed potato potato 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 cracker flat potatoes potato potato 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 cheesy potato chips 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Auntie Rose is vegan now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh that woman has to be difficult 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh and the O'Connor cousins only eat like spaghetti and pizza 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 they will eat what is pot in front of them 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it won't fish it won't fit in the oven the turkey 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's a monstrosity of thing it's like an ostrich 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 why did you get such a big one there was so much left over last year 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well I don't want to get cut out 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well we were eating turkey leftovers in June 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 turkey curry turkey soup turkey meatballs 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yes the turkey roulette we still have some left 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 good man I need more room in the fridge 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 will you finish off those eggs drink the rest of that milk 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 polish off those gherkins finish off that mayonnaise 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 this dinner will be the death of me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 why'd you go to so much effort if you find it so stressful 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well maybe you'd prefer some slices of toast and Nutella 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah a wood 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 your wood my eye 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 apparently you can cook the ham in Coca-Cola 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 God that sounds disgusting 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no I'm doing mine Insider 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I need to get the Christmas cake done 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 boom nobody ever eats the Christmas cake 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that is not the point 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it has to be done anyway 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I want you to extend the mahogany table 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh well we actually get to eat in the dining room do we 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I know it is a beautiful table I want to show it off 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now covers look at that plastic tablecloth there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what I don't want it getting wrecked 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well at least something has sunk in 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 or shouldn't we need 18 bags of sultanas 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 how many puddings are we making eight or nine 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 hey why do we need so many puddings 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I like to keep a few around for emergencies 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 break glass for pudding Brandy 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oisín will you get the Brandy out for me there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oisín, the Brandy thank you thank you specialize 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Jesus stop watching did we use that much last year 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 come on can Barry come for Christmas dinner with us 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oisín, Christmas is a family time 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh no mum please please 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well I'm sure Barry wants to spend Christmas with his own family now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 would you like to come with us on a walk on Christmas Day Barry 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you can go on the walk and we'll stay here and mind the house 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 God almighty this dinner will be the death of me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well I know it's a lot of work mum, 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 but when it's all done you could just sit back 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you know and enjoy Christmas 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I haven't enjoyed Christmas since 1972 Washington 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now get the Brandy 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well we don't need many more puddings 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's not for the puddings right 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 When Parents Drag You Places 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oisín we're visiting breed of Meine 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 can I just stay at home 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 not on your own 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 why do I have to come she's your friend or mine 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you're to be sociable 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the only thing you guys talking about is people who are dead 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 we do know shouldn't I hear Mina Walsh died 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh she did 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 she did 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 do you know who else died Phelan Corcoran 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 he didn't 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 but he wasn't wearing Sheila McKenna she's not you know what a sergeant Lincoln shouldn't look 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well oh just a matter of time 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah yeah yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 he didn't 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 she did 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 did you hear 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no oh 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well you're stuck 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 go away 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 sure this is it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 would you like a cup of tea, Oisín? 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 uh no thanks 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you have like a fizzy drink 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yes 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah actually I think I have some tonic water in the fridge 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oisín, you must be very popular with the ladies 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'd say of your pick of the bunch 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh no there's to be no girlfriends until after the exams 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 until he's 21 36 52. 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh she's very good at maths, Oisín 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 very music big into the drama 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oisín's very good at the French 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 is he now say it is a French first Arrow 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Shin come on to to Pal there uh 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh brilliant 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I've got some prawns steaming in the kitchen grief 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I hate prawns 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you'll eat that I'm allergic and I'm eating 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh boy it's polite all 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that meal is delicious 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 we have to have you again some time 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 on now absolutely 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 right here we go oh [ __ ] okay 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 safe home 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now I cannot stand that woman 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 uh she's not that bad mom 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 how much money did she give you 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 When Parents Give You A Lift 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 where's Barry 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 he's coming 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's 25 past eight, Oisín, we said a quarter past 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah okay he said he'd be here 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's been late every day this week 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 he's not getting a lift to school next week 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I can tell you that 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 all right fine I don't care 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and his mother is none too quick to return the offer 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mighty what's that smell is that a clean shirt 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yes 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 right 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Hey Barry 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 nice but you almost took the door off the hinges 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay now does everyone have the seat belt on 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you've moved one off five okay 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 leave it and then polish Barry 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mom can I go out on Friday night 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 don't talk to me when I'm driving, Oisín 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I get distracted 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh are the McDonald's getting the job done on the house 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 they need to cut that grass 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that skirt is a far too short 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 they've painted that house in awful 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 those daffodils are still going 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 God that's a dreadful gaze they've put in 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I forgot my lunch again 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah those salad sandwiches will go to waste 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 can I get a 10 for the canteen 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you can have a fiver 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 a Fiverr is not enough 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's enough when it's spent on proper food 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 not on spicy wedges or Mr Slurpees 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 this man cannot drive a car no education 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm not letting him in I'm not letting him in 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now I'm not letting you in 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 have none is a word to throw to a dog both of them 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there their heads glued in the phones 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 let's go over the verb etra again 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 warm just sweet to a 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the cheek of him she's blocking the entire Lane 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I can't go forward there's a yellow box 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 is that man waving at me at the back form 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 he's giving you the finger 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well I feel very sorry for that man's wife 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 change the radio station I'm listening to the news 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 mommy listen to the news at breakfast 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's the same news it doesn't change 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll put on my CD 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 here we go I can 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 put on the news here 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll drop you to the door 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no no move here's fine [ __ ] you to the door 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no no put your seatbelt back down 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 When Parents Have Visitors 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well don't slam the door Jesus Christ 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the visitors will be here in eight hours 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I need all hands on deck, Oisín 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 will you go into the control room there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and give it your sister's junk where's herself 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 she should have to get rid of it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't have time to argue with you 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay I am up to my eyes I am flattered 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm fit to collapse I am up to high dough 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so just go and do it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh I've just cleaned the toilet so nobody go in there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well the visitors aren't coming for like six hours 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 where are we ready to go 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 if you need to go go next door to the caverns 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm not going to the cabinets to take a dump 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 or she need to pump the cushions yes 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 or she needs your dust behind the TV 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yes 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you need to weed the garden 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yes 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 watching to Jehovah under the couch 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 nobody's gonna look under the couch mum 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 why are we cleaning so much 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 because I don't want to think that we live like animals 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 this is how we live 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 God on my chance did you clean your room 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 No One's Gonna Be in my room mum 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 but they'll close the door Jesus Christ 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 they went in there they could get wheels disease 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 don't eat them they're for guests 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 or shouldn't go in there and 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 fill up the mountain Brown 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 will you good ladder knock those glasses 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the good glasses not that Cutlery the good Cuttery 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 not those plates they're too good 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh I'm after forgetting the effing cream 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 but she really come in here yeah boss 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what you want you call me in 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm busy 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 here now Jesus Christ you can't be annoying me now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 just call me oh God my mind is that 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 damn Jesus they're early 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 go in there and talk to them 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't know 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 look I need to get ready 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 all right I'll be down in an hour 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 don't worry about it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh [ __ ] take the chicken out of the other 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 medium yeah it's in there too long 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 did it take it off about 10 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 get in there and see if we need more wine 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mary wants to know if we have any tonic water 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 cannot stand that one 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 bye-bye never again 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 When Parents Ruin Your Summer 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay it's games off now no games 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I have more so weak 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and you haven't left that seat 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you are to be up out of the house 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and I want your occupied 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I will not hover a piece of last summer 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 where you moped about the house doing sweet fa 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I have brochures worse 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the tennis club are doing a three-week camp in July 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there's speech and drama in the community center 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 orienteering in the Pine Forest 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 a science camp arts and crafts Pottery 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 tree shaping astronomy bug snorkeling 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 nude still life Rock 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 how did that get in there now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that's the least two weeks left to fill in Moon 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Barry said that there's a really good thing 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 intense like a mixed martial arts course 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh no move I haven't told you but 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what about French College Lord knows you need the help 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah I'm meant to be on my holidays 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that's basically School 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you could volunteer in the local community 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there is a great sense of satisfactions 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 how about I use this time to teach you how to play chess 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 how to sew flower arranging cross stitching 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 use the washing machine teach how to drive 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 never again 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 we could do a virtual online class together 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no I'm on my holidays I don't want to learn anything 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 The Devil Makes work for Idle Hands 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 stop referring to yourself in the third person mom 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well you could come help me in the garden 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what would I get if I did it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 gardening is its own reward 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 for every four hours you do gardening 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you can have five minutes on the game 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what's a terrible deal 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you will need something to use up your free time 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well me and Barry were thinking about joining a band 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh lovely 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and the father he used to play the bassoon in the rathfarnum concert 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no more a real band Lego guitars and drums 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 not under my roof 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 or you and Barry could go on bicycles along the canal 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and then maybe stop for a picnic 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm not trying to woo Barry in the 19th century 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 right Oisín, I have tried everything 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so we're going to learn a tick tock dance together 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well no no no 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no I'll do I'll do the gardening I'll do the gardening 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 outside in the fresh air 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 When Your Parents Get A New Phone 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah what are you doing exactly, Oisín 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I need your help I got a new iPhone 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that's an Android 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's an Android it's not an iPhone 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't care what it is I can't get the thing working 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 just turn it on 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I haven't finished reading the manual yet 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I haven't filled out the warranty yet 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 this phone is to last me five years 10 years 15 75 years 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 play your cards right I'll leave it for you in my will 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I just want the phone calls and the text messages 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay so just the basics 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay just WhatsApp 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no Jesus no I don't want any of that waste time of those applications 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 but WhatsApp is text messages 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay so what was your password on your last phone 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yes right yes I I've written it down somewhere 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 here now yes um yes like it's gonna be again 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 um password one one 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 try clean as you go odd caps 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no try my name 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no nothing 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 try my my maiden name there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 my maiden name 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 uh yeah um uh Oisín my maiden name 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I just need to put in your Google password 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh yeah I don't know what it is 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now put in your banking password 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Facebook passwords 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh I can't remember 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Microsoft password 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no Oisín I can't it's gone after me it's I've broken it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh Jesus I'm pressing this one here now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what's that 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 why those two this volume 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well they're very close together 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah you just press this and you put in your PIN 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that's ridiculous absolutely ridiculous 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now it keeps going off on me now why does it do that 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the screen just times it goes to sleep 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well we're gonna turn that off because 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it doesn't give me a second before it's gone again 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you really just like it's intense there it's gone again 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's because you haven't used it for 10 seconds 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 to seconds you can't do anything in 10 seconds 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 camera on this is marvelous isn't it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's a great shots you should get them printed 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what are these now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 they're notifications 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 right and and what you 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 just you press them and then they'll open 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you press into them right 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay yeah yeah okay 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 let's put in your PIN 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh I don't know what that is now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 When Your Parents Go Away 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you know I'm going away for the weekend 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah yeah tell me like a hundred times 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yes I'm going away with my friend Geraldine 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 did you thank her for the jumper 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yes I did 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you did okay and remember what I said pet 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah don't open the door to anyone right okay 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I am leaving you 20 Euro for pizza 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh great 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there are conditions I want you to Hoover the whole stairs 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and land it you have to clear out the garage the shed 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 clean out the other varnish the doors 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 sand down the garden furniture 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 fine I don't want it you can keep it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there are 15 cans of lager in that cabinet 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and I have counted though 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 aren't you supposed to be gone 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 wait look I'm going I'm going right Oisín 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm taking the internet 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what why 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now it's not up for discussion 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what am I gonna do 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well you can read a book 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 remember the black bin goes out on the Monday 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and the Greenville on the Fridays 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yes 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 make sure they take the brown bin with the green bin 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 right 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 because last time they didn't take their mint to take that I don't want that brown bit yes all right thank you okay okay okay rush I'm okay yes 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 remember to water the plants 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah I know yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 give them plenty of water 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah well I will 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 but don't overwater them 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 for emergencies I'm leaving you my credit card 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 just an emergency 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's what I can't hear you 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm not shouting out my PIN number 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's just been everyone here 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you don't have to chase this two of us 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 just tell me normally 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I just spare key hidden in the garden place 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 where 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 between the acacia and the agapanthus 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't know what those plans are 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 but when one has variegated leaves 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh that's Geraldine there right okay nice okay good boy 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah goodbye 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 look after yourself now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay and and and remember if I said now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay don't answer the door to oh okay 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay good luck right 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay goodbye oh and and don't forget 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yes okay goodbye 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and no part no 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 goodbye mum 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 just go Jesus Christ 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I forgot my keys 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 hello there Oisín um I forgot my keys there now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm not supposed to answer the door to anyone 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 When Your Parents Make You Do Gardening 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I need your help in the garden 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh no you promised Oisín 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 right a small help yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 they were the conditions 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm going to the Disco 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 fine look we'll be done in five minutes 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 we'll be done in 20 minutes 14 hours 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what let's start with the Hedge grab the garden shears 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 we're not just use the electric one 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 God no 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh yeah of course now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that would just make the job go quickly 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 far too dangerous far too dangerous 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm not spending the next 24 hours in a e 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah it would be more fun than gardening 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I will give you five euro an hour 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 five euro 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well I had to spend 400 Euro in all the garden center stuff 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that's supposed to make me feel better is it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 knowing that you spend more on the garden 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 than you do on me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I spend enough on you mister 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 right yeah can we listen to a podcast 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 can we listen to music 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 can we listen to the radio 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you can listen to the birds Oisín Nature's music 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 how's going on everyone 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 if you're here to save him Barry 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you can wait another two hours 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Oisín could you give me the whole pet 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what does it say the whole of 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 sorry the I need a hoe 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you need you need a hoe 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yes 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you need a hoe 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yes I need a hoe 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well I go get you a hoe 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yes could you get me a hoe please 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh that's anaconda's cash that's what that is 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh where'd you pick it up 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 they're nice first they're weeds 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well I think there's the welfares 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 they're weeds pull them up 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 why do they look nice 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 they may look nice the bees might like them 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 but they're weeds pull them up 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 a moment's filthy inside 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there's nothing wrong with that glove it's brand new 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what is the point of a glove that's dirty on the inside 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 whether two of you now are a great help 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there's a b well now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 they are more afraid of you than they have a bastard get away no do 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you see them there they are the delphiniums right 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and beside them is the azaleas 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and here we have I think it's the Montana titilatus 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Montana titilatus 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 maybe we could take a break 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and have some ice creams 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you haven't done anything 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 baby Magnums you know they're limited 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no we don't have any magnets need the frozen peas 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'll get them right that's it now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 does it look great 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no you should be very proud of yourself 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you did terrific work 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah it wasn't as bad as I thought 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah and it'll be great now for 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 when the gardeners come in tomorrow 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 what 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 we've given them a great head start here 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 why don't you just get the gardeners to do all this 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 except 25 Euro an hour and the whole day 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 When Your Parents Won't Let You Decorate The Tree 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 rotate rotate stop that side's a bit patchy your 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 mom it's all the same 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no I preferred it the other way 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 rotate rotate 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't know why your father insists on 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 getting a monstrosity of a tree every year 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's far too big where does he think it's going 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 a shopping center 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the car is destroyed pine needles everywhere 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 AC Euro that fella in the tree place is a crook 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 is this the right box 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 but he saw your father coming anyway 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 mom is this the Box 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 none shed my eye 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 mom 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Joe I'd say he's declaring only half that money 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mom 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I have a right mind to go back down to him 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mom 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 there is no need that's the round boxes right 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now I leave you to decorate it off 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay okay great yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I'm getting on with the pudding here 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now okay I'd start with the lights 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 oh yeah yeah okay okay yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 from the bottom now not the top 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 okay 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 not the multicolored ones yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 do you want to do this 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 no Oisín I don't want the flashing 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mom 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's like a disco I thought you were leaving it to me 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 right I'm gone I'm Gone 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 the good decorations I need to go in the front 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so the people can see them from the road 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so put them put that one there there now 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and that that jangly one there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 put that to the front there 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I don't have time to use the plum pudding here 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 don't group the large Barbers 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 red then goes then red then 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 be careful with my porcelain Santa 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you put two Barbers right beside each other 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that one is very expensive 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and then you have it hidden down below 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 here don't Clump the acorns in like that 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 that glass angel cost me seven pounds in 1995 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 wow I'm far too busy to be doing this 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now well then go 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I got this one when we were holidaying in Prague 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 which has been a very exciting holiday 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Mom it's finished 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yes nice job but we've done that all by yourself now have I 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 guess I should I would be very proud of that 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 now it is absolutely perfect I wouldn't change a thing 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I would not change it I put those baubles up a bit maybe 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and I bring the lights down 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and I move that angel over here to the center 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 somewhere the ribbons don't go with the candy canes 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 and I completely change these words 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 hey Barry 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 I won't even ask you how you got in 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 you put another Christmas tree 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yes save yourself 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 it's a bit big 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 wonderfully observed thank you 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 mine's already up 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 is it 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 yeah 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 well done Pat 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so since last year 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 needs more Brandy 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 this is Flanagan pudding 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 delicious 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 get out of that kitchen 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 show me what you've touched up 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 Outro 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 hey we're foil, arms and hog 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 we have a brand new sketch every single Thursday 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 so please like subscribe and share 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 we also do live shows so check out our website 9:59:59.000,9:59:59.000 for a show near you