1 00:00:01,215 --> 00:00:01,735 Right 2 00:00:01,971 --> 00:00:03,931 I'm back from the parent-teacher meeting 3 00:00:03,984 --> 00:00:05,614 Get down here pronto 4 00:00:05,660 --> 00:00:07,900 Your mother after a parent-teacher meeting 5 00:00:07,987 --> 00:00:10,217 Three hours I was at the place, 6 00:00:10,217 --> 00:00:11,816 the hall was freezing 7 00:00:11,826 --> 00:00:13,256 and not a cup of tea in sight. 8 00:00:13,326 --> 00:00:15,856 They need to limit it 9 00:00:15,871 --> 00:00:16,871 to three minutes maximum per day. 10 00:00:16,887 --> 00:00:17,887 Some of the other parents are talking 11 00:00:17,902 --> 00:00:18,902 the ears off the teachers. 12 00:00:18,918 --> 00:00:20,338 So what do the teachers 13 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 actually say about me? 14 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Your math teacher said 15 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that you're doing okay. 16 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That's good 17 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Okay, Oisín, you should be top of that class 18 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mum, just I'm not that good at maths 19 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You're just not applying yourself 20 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I spoke to Mr O'Donovan and 21 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 he says you're doing the bare minimum to get by 22 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I got a B at Christmas 23 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Well b or not, he's got you figured out, Mister 24 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You are coasting in there 25 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You have so much potential, brains to burn 26 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You need to knuckle down laziness 27 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Coasting, coasting, coasting 28 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 My Oisín could work for NASA 29 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I don't want you sitting beside Barry anymore 30 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 We're sitting there I can see you there now, 31 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 tricking away 32 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Now I spoke to Mrs Flynn, 33 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 your business teacher, 34 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and she said you're working hard 35 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and you should be fine in the exams 36 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 To be honest I don't think, 37 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 she knew who you were 38 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mum! 39 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 okay you just don't believe any of the nice stuff 40 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and all the mean stuff 41 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mrs Gotham says you need to apply yourself more 42 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 she has it in for me 43 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 she does have it in for me 44 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 she has kicked me out of the class three times last week 45 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what did Mr Gary say 46 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I don't rate him as a teacher 47 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah Mom what's he saying 48 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 he's not up to the task 49 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what did he say 50 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 he's too laid back 51 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 mum 52 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I mean he's trying to be friends with all the students 53 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what did he say 54 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 he said you're doing well 55 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mr Doyle the vice principal now 56 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 there is a man with a head for discipline 57 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 he's a maniac 58 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what did my art teacher say 59 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh I didn't go to her 60 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what why not 61 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the queue was a mile long, she just talks and talks 62 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that's my best subject 63 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I saw that new English teacher of yours, Mrs O'Neill 64 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 most of the fathers are very keen to speak to her 65 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 although I didn't think she was dressed appropriately at all 66 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 her guidance cancer says 67 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that based on your marks from her assessment 68 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that you should consider doing something with your hands 69 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 like carpentry or weaving 70 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what 71 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I actually got the smell of alcohol of her 72 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mr Rooney wanted to know 73 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 if you'd like to join the chess club so I said you would 74 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what 75 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 if you'd like to join the debating Club 76 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no 77 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 if you'd like to join the choir 78 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I said you would 79 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 have more interested in Taekwondo 80 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and I said no 81 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh 82 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I spoke to your music and Drama teacher 83 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what 84 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and it had to be said 85 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh no no 86 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you should have been playing the role of Oliver in the school play 87 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you have a beautiful voice 88 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that Jeffrey fella doesn't have a note in his head 89 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and he's completely flat-footed 90 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Cooking With Your Parents 91 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 help me in the kitchen, I am up to my eyes 92 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh do I have to 93 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yes you do have to 94 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 use exact measurement, Oisín, 95 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 follow the recipe to the letter 96 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 well how much should we add 97 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 a handful of them what a heaped teaspoon 98 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 a dog a scoop a pinch a ow a dash 99 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 they're not measurements 100 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what are you cooking 101 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 fish 102 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I hate fish 103 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you'll eat it 104 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 putting pizza in the oven is not cooking 105 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 pot noodle is not cooking 106 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Dairy dunkers is not cooking 107 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 cornflakes from the packet is not cooking 108 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 now clean as you go 109 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mom I'm hungry 110 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 if you're hungry, have something small 111 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 there's no nourishment in that at all 112 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 to sustain you if you're hungry have an apple 113 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 don't eat straight from the shopping bags 114 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Jesus Christ let's sit in the cupboard for a minute 115 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 don't eat the ham straight from the package 116 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 don't eat straight from the fridge, put it on a plate 117 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 those penguins are for Christmas 118 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's July 119 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 put them back in the freezer 120 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 clean as you go 121 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 chicken can be lethal, you need to cook it until it's black 122 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 all knives are sharp 123 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 perfect with this side of the knife washing 124 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 clean as you go 125 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 a watched pot never boils 126 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's boiled is it 127 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 don't scratch my non-stick pan 128 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 would you like to do the Sterling, Oisín 129 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah 130 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm not five mom 131 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 would you like to lick the spoon 132 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah I ain't going to leave yet to do that yourself 133 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 okay yeah goodbye 134 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no you're you're doing it too slow watch you know 135 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no no no don't just do it yourself 136 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 your father's cooking dinner tomorrow night 137 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 where are you going with the microwave 138 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the boots of the car the only way I can get them to cook a decent meat 139 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Going To Dinner With Your Parents 140 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 would you like to try some of my wine 141 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh yeah 142 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah no just a sip 143 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 okay there you go that's too much 144 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 well I didn't I hadn't even tried it yet 145 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 [Music] 146 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 duck is very fatty chicken can be very tasteless 147 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Falafel can be very dry 148 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I can cook a lasagna myself 149 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I might have a look and see what other people have ordered 150 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 but no Mom don't 151 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm just looking at what you've ordered there 152 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yes the carbonara is it okay that looks lovely 153 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yes that is very heavy for me now 154 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I wouldn't I wouldn't want that 155 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that is a beautiful soul seller 156 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 beautiful candle holder glassware sterling silver 157 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'll bet yeah very hard to clean them 158 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I bet they can't put it in the dishwasher at 159 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Water please 160 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 okay is there a Steelers party 161 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 tap yeah it tastes the same 162 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 can I please get the Bolognese 163 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 there's a lot of onion in that isn't it 164 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that would run right through it 165 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 how's school 166 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 uh yeah it's it's good uh actually 167 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 uh Mr O'Neill yeah yeah 168 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mr O'Neill was saying yesterday that 169 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the shoulders 170 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah so uh Mr Neil was saying that the clap 171 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 so what was Mr O'me saying there nothing 172 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 God you have the word to throw to a dog 173 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 God I think that's correct that's definitely Court 174 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it was a screw top model 175 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 is yours hot enough there 176 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah 177 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 mine's stone cold, I might have mine reheated 178 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 just steam coming off 179 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah okay 180 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 excuse me what no I could have these reheated 181 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 food this is lovely now 182 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it just needs a touch of salt 183 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh shoot slow down pat 184 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 enjoy it's not a race manners Oisín 185 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 chew your food don't woof 186 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 masticate 187 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 well now that was a bit disappointing 188 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I would say for the price of it 189 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah 190 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I think I'll have to say something 191 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no mum 192 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 just saying something new 193 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 there's your check 194 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 everything okay 195 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yep great lovely thank you very much 196 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no problem 197 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 now I have a voucher here 198 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Holidays With Your Parents 199 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the food is way far too soft 200 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I want all alarms set for 6 a.m six 201 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oisín, we need to be at the airport at least two hours before the flight 202 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 at least three hours for five hours 203 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 16 hours before the flight 204 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm not leaving anything to chance 205 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I want to be there and I want to be settled 206 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 are we getting a taxi 207 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 taxi yeah Bushy 208 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 when that's millionaires don't go around telling people around holidays 209 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 why not we might get burgled 210 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 now unplug the TV disconnect the internet 211 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 defrost the freezer cut the grass water the plants 212 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 take in the garden furniture turn on the radio 213 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 pull the blinds leave a light on upstairs 214 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 why so people think somebody's home 215 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 someone who never leaves a one room 216 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 we need to empty the fridge before we go, 217 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 but don't let anything go to waste 218 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 right each of the bit of bread that's left there 219 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 we didn't finish those yogurts eat up Oisín 220 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 finish the gherk gherkins 221 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 don't touch those crisps they're for guests 222 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 leave a note for the Milkman 223 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 last time we came back to 16 liters 224 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and still sitting out in the sun 225 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 right the cheese it was 226 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 mum, can we visit the football stadium 227 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I don't we have a lot to get through, Oisín, 228 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 there are 17 churches on that street alone 229 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and they all have Fresco 230 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no no why can't I just stay home I'm old enough 231 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 not after what your brother did two years ago 232 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the floors were destroyed 233 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the begonias never recovered 234 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 all the toilets were blocked 235 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I found spaghetti in the porch 236 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I found your father's shoes halfway down the road 237 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm not Daniel okay 238 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 they found family photos in the neighbor's Back Garden 239 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm only remembering this now 240 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 is that everything 241 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah 242 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 right God the stress I'm not right God the stress I'm not 243 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah oh neither am I 244 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Isolating With Your Parents 245 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mom why are you calling me from upstairs 246 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I have I have I have 247 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what the Rona 248 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I have it what you call it 249 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I came out of the shower and I coughed 250 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 so do not come near me 251 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 now I'm going to be self-isolating in my room 252 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh okay 253 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 now you're gonna have to run the house 254 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 until I'm in the clear pet 255 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 okay 256 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 are you able to do that 257 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah 258 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 now are you capable of that 259 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 well yes Mom 260 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 are you sure now 261 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mom I think I can manage 262 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 well it's it's not an easy thing to do now 263 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's a difficult thing to run a household 264 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 okay I think I'll manage right 265 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 right okay God the house will come down around us 266 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 now you'll have to Hoover the downstairs 267 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 dust will build up if you don't stay on top of it 268 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 all right final dude where is it 269 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what 270 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the Hoover where is it 271 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 sliced he doesn't even know where the Hoover is 272 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 just tell me where it is 273 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's under the stairs 274 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that's all you have to say 275 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 now you need to get right in under the bowl there right here 276 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah I know Mom 277 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 get the cloth right in there 278 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what 279 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 are you scrubbing it properly then 280 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you're not showing me show me the 281 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 show me the bowl there 282 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 if you still see dirt there 283 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm hanging up 284 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 which part do I put the powder in 285 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 in the drawer 286 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah which part 287 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 are you doing a pre-wash 288 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I don't know 289 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the left is for fabric softener 290 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 okay do I put that in 291 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that's only for towels Oisín 292 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 okay 293 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the rice is for a pre-wash 294 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and the middle bit is for detergent 295 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 where do I put the washing powder 296 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I don't use powder we use capsules 297 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 to put them directly in the drum 298 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 right fine when you say that in the first place 299 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you just put it straight in the middle 300 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 stop it, Oisín, now that's a dishwasher tablet 301 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 so you dust on top of the picture frames 302 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yes 303 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 show me 304 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 there 305 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 now show me the top of the picture frame there now 306 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 all right fine 307 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 now they're Infinity 308 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I thought so 309 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 filled up absolutely filthy there 310 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 now did you clean the windows 311 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah but I can't get rid of the streaks 312 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what did you use 313 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I used the window cleaner but 314 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh no this video ah 315 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Something's Happened to close 316 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what do you mean 317 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 they're smaller now 318 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Jesus that's my good cards again 319 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what temperature did you put them on 320 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 on as for 80 degrees 321 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 80 degrees how did you get it to go that high in the first place 322 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 now that you've polished the Lampshades I need 323 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mother of God can I not get a minute's piece 324 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I haven't sat down all day 325 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I am up to hideo because you'd want the patience of a saint 326 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 now have you coughed since this morning 327 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no I haven't 328 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 do you have a temperature 329 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no 330 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 a tightness of the chest difficulty breathing 331 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no 332 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 any loss of smell or taste 333 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no 334 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 are you feeling tired loss of energy 335 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no 336 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 well then there is nothing wrong with your young lady 337 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 so get out of that bed and get down here this instant 338 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh you are so annoying 339 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Learning To Drive With Your Parents 340 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 okay he's he's he's 341 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 easy I'm not rushing 342 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you're rushing now 343 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 there's no need to rush mom 344 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 expect the unexpected 345 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 handbrake again 346 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 sorry 347 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that was nice you can't put your arms across me 348 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 there is no need to shout 349 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no no no 350 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 here's a learner try for now here's a learner driver now 351 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 watch out for the learner driver 352 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 he's like yourself and he's panicking 353 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 he's panicky he's very panicky 354 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 keeps under the speed limit 355 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 mum I'm I'm going 15. 356 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 are you 15. 357 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 when you're going into a roundabouting 358 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you have to be very very careful now 359 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 now, Oisín, what are you doing 360 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh God those cars all over the place now 361 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 watch off left left left right 362 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 left right left right and left oh 363 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 God almighty we're still alive 364 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you don't need fifth gear 365 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that's for race car drivers 366 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm just third gear is all you need 367 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 one two and three keep it simple 368 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it will try the three-point turn here 369 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 okay 370 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you need to bring the car to a stop 371 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 touching it you're airing the ass out of the car oh 372 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 [ __ ] oh God this is a dodgy area 373 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no do the central locking 374 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 camera Watch the daffodence watch the Duffy 375 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you're going into the daffodils there 376 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 now this game arrangement such a friend 377 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 such a friend from school 378 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no Mom I'm not stopping 379 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 he's learning, how to drive 380 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 don't mind him now 381 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Parents On The First Day Back To School 382 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 just you're doing your own thing okay School easy 383 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you should have had everything ready to go last night 384 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 not helping 385 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 fix that taco 386 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 mom it's too big for me 387 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it'll fit you next year 388 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you cannot wear them 389 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what are their shoes 390 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 well they look like Runners to me 391 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 geez it's the wish of that bag the price of that booklet 392 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the price of that uniform the price of that class trip 393 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 voluntary contribution my eye 394 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what are you looking for 395 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 a pen 396 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 he doesn't even have a pen 397 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 who do you have for history this year 398 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mr Flanagan 399 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh Jesus 400 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 who bought these 401 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that nothing but sugar 402 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and I'm making a porridge 403 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what no please 404 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 here check that no more 405 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 can I send money for lunch 406 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'll make you sandwiches 407 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 there's nothing wrong with Jam 408 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 sandwiches with lettuce and cheese 409 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 sandwiches gherkins and Branston sauce 410 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 don't sit beside Barry this year 411 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 why 412 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 why you know why 413 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I said besides James Weiss didn't he get all Ace 414 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 but he's a knob 415 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 he he's boring 416 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that's not what you said now 417 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that coat isn't warm enough put that on 418 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what I'm not wearing that 419 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh she no I'll drop you 420 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 down well no psycho 421 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 are you embarrassed of your mother 422 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah obviously 423 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 put that coat back on and the helmet 424 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Parents When You Get Dumped 425 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 right what has you in such foul humor 426 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 nothing you are moping about the place 427 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 with a face on you like I don't know what 428 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you're fine 429 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 right off of that there now 430 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and you had to tell me what's wrong 431 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 there's nothing wrong okay 432 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oisín Robert Flanagan 433 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 a mother always knows when something's wrong 434 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah I got dumped 435 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what 436 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I got dumped 437 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what you mean 438 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 by my girlfriend 439 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 a girlfriend you never told me you had a girlfriend 440 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah well I don't have one anymore do I 441 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 well that's probably for the best given it's an exam year pet 442 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's her loss girls like that 443 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you are a diamond 444 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 there are plenty more trout in the Shannon 445 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you're a catch, Oisín, any girl would be lucky to have you 446 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I've always thought you look like a young Prince William 447 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 mum, you're making a worse just leave me alone 448 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 there you probably weren't in love with her 449 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 okay 450 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the only way to get over sadness is distraction 451 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 so busy busy busy busy busy busy 452 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 mum 453 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you should come down to the garden center with me 454 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and I will get you to pick out a plant for yourself 455 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh wow that sounds terrific 456 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 but that's all these kids cheers 457 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you don't understand she was perfect 458 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 well I knew a girl from college, bridamine 459 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 her beautiful beautiful girl I tell you 460 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 she had the boys like that 461 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 but last I heard twice divorced a son that won't talk to her 462 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and on top of that she looks dreadful now 463 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what if I never find anyone who's good again 464 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 mark my words, Oisín, in a few years time 465 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 they would be knocking down my door 466 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 queuing up outside beating them off with sticks 467 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 have your pick of the bunch 468 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 there are plenty of young ladies out there still 469 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah like who 470 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 well Mrs O'Toole's daughter always had a soft spot for you 471 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 she's my cousin 472 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 third cousin 473 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 we're a small island nation 474 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 right now, Oisín, there's no perfect time to talk about this 475 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 but if you're going to be having girlfriends 476 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 we need to be talking about being careful 477 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what 478 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you need to be careful 479 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh no no no no no 480 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 we're not talking about 481 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 we're not talking about 482 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 sit down there young man 483 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 sit back down there 484 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Parents When You Have Your Friends Over 485 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 can Barry come over 486 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 as long as he takes his shoes off 487 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 last time you drag dog dirt all over the house 488 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah okay 489 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and clean up this place it's an absolute State 490 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's like a bomb hitter the place is a tip i 491 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 t's like a pigsty cowshed Chicken Coop 492 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 have we been burgled 493 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm sure Barry's house is clean 494 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 we were living in our own filth here 495 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 how's the mother grad right 496 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and the father Grand 497 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 is he thinking a cut on the Hedge this weekend with us 498 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 don't know 499 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 well it's just eyes on my side there 500 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 now so boom 501 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 right I'm gone I'm gone 502 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 God the smell of fish in here 503 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 bye love put your shoes back up 504 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh Shane's getting late now so 505 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you know I think Barry's parents will be wondering 506 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 where he is it's getting quite late there 507 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 now oh Barry you're still here 508 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 we'll have to start charging your rent now Barry 509 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 okay Barry we'll be having our dinner soon so uh 510 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 okay I'll stay in here 511 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 would you like to join us for dinner Barry 512 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 suppose so 513 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 right should I chicken Barry 514 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no 515 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 do you like peas Barry 516 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no 517 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 do you like potatoes Barry 518 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no 519 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 do you like cabbage Berry 520 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no 521 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 do you like fish fingers Barry 522 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no 523 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 do you like carbohydrates Barry 524 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no 525 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what do you like Barry 526 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 nuggets 527 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 right I'll check the Deep Freeze 528 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 will you see if there's any Magnums in there 529 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 rush I'm going to bed now all right 530 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 all right good night 531 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 good night Barry good night 532 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 better get out of my house 533 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 for Christ's sake uh, Oisín, it's five past eight oh 534 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Parents When You're Sick 535 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mom I think I'm sick 536 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you're going to school 537 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 right let's have a look at you here 538 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Jesus 539 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I know 540 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you're not going to school are you mad 541 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 right I'll get the fix now 542 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 rub this on your chest your back your cheeks 543 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 your ears and the soles of your feet 544 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 now the steam is good for you 545 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's burning my face 546 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 just another 25 more minutes pet 547 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what are you doing to the 7-0 548 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's useless unless it's flat 549 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Jesus 550 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 just one more Spoonful 551 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no mum please it's disgusting 552 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 cod liver oil is a cureall 553 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 cider vinegar is a cure gargling 554 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 salted water is a cure-all 555 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 cinnamon tumeric garlic ginger onion is 556 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 a cure puke 557 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's your stomach 558 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 actually you're at me 559 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oisín, are you warm enough 560 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yes 561 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'll get another hot water 562 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no I already have three 563 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 do you know what you're missing in school 564 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no 565 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 because we don't want you falling behind 566 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 love will you try some chicken soup 567 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no thanks 568 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I've made your favorite Bolognese 569 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no mum 570 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 well you have to eat something love 571 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 could ever wear his ice cream 572 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 right yeah yeah where's ice ice cream 573 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 okay if you're too sick for school 574 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you're too sick for computer games 575 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 to watch television to be on the phone 576 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 to listen to headphones 577 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you're never too sick to read a book 578 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh Oisín you needn't be worried about school 579 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 because I had your cousin go in there 580 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and get the homework for you 581 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 so that's all sorted out 582 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 mum 583 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 are there any more Mars ice creams 584 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yes yes 585 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 will you make it to the toilet in time love 586 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I leave the Basin just here okay 587 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah 588 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 are you going to be sick 589 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 are you going to be sick now 590 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 because if you are going to be sick 591 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 there's a base in there now okay 592 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 all right so I'll leave it here now 593 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's to your right 594 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 f*ck off 595 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Doomdah 596 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 please it's disgusting 597 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 cod liver oil 598 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 wow 599 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's like pure fish I hate fish 600 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Playing Computer Games With Your Parents 601 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 ing it's a beautiful day outside 602 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what are you doing cooped up in here 603 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 get on fire you are wasting the day 604 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the day is gone you are like a vampire in here 605 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Jesus are you afraid someone might see you 606 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 are you under witness protection or something 607 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 turn off that game station and go outside 608 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah I'm in the middle of a match 609 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you could play your football out in the fresh air 610 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's not football it's MMA 611 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Museum of Modern Art to stay there 612 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I need someone to help me 613 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 with hedge clippings in the garden 614 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 five minutes okay 615 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you said five minutes an hour ago 616 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no it's just about to type 617 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I will tap you out 618 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 God Almighty I'm exhausted 619 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I am five hours six hours 12 18 72 hours in that Garden 620 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 got as well for some reason 621 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I sit in their backside playing computer 622 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah well no one's stopping you playing 623 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 ah ABS you're allergic to have fun 624 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 which way you hold it now 625 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 which one am I 626 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Conor McGregor 627 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 is that Conor McGregor 628 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yes just press Start 629 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'd find it hard to get a job with them now 630 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 just please start 631 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 how do I shoot there's no guns 632 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I thought it's like running around with a gun 633 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 earlier it was a different game 634 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what did I do there it didn't do anything 635 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that's me 636 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 am I the one on the right here 637 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no that's me 638 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 how do I get out of this Carson cage 639 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 am I right that one there 640 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that's the referee 641 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 where am I can't see anything 642 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 gotcha oh gotcha again oh geez I kicked [ __ ] 643 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 did I kick it you see 644 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 all right Jesus I punched your phone fast 645 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh I've been knocked out 646 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that was my character God 647 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 should I win yeah 648 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Jesus 649 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the size of that belt 650 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 how are you supposed to keep a pair of trousers up 651 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 with that thing right how was it around 652 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Shopping With Your Parents 653 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the waist it won't stop it 654 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 shut up people are looking like 655 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no one is looking 656 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 this one's pretty cool 657 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 there is no heat in there the wind will go right through 658 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's like a plastic bag you'll freeze 659 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you'll catch your day he'll catch pneumonia it's wafer thin 660 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I tell you you won't look cool you look cold 661 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that was not funny I look ridiculous 662 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm gonna get bullied 663 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 anyone who bullies it over a coat, Oisín, is not your friend 664 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh I look like a giant snot 665 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you do not it brings out your eyes 666 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what about this one, mum? 667 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 is it on sale no then put it back 668 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 this one's really warm 669 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 does it have a hood no put it back 670 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh this one's warm Anda has a hood 671 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 is it machine washable 672 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no oh oh Shane how are you getting on in there 673 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm fine 674 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 does it fit you all right 675 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 just go away 676 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 look come out and show me 677 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm not coming out 678 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 all right will you come out and show your mother 679 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no Mom wait 680 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 so I'm coming in 681 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 did you not come in here 682 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh sorry no there's nobody in 683 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 here I I thought you were my son 684 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what's going on 685 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 when I ask you to come out you come out 686 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 a leather jacket, Oisín, you're not James Dean 687 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Clark Gabe Steve McQueen Marlon Brandon Humphrey Bogart John Wayne Lionel Richie 688 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 boom this is the one Barry has it's really cool 689 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Barry has a cool Crush because Barry's dad lives in Portugal 690 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 don't repeat that 691 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's polyester put us back 100 692 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 well it's itchy 693 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the itcher it is the higher the quality 694 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the moment you look like a tent 695 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh there's a tear great we might get a discount 696 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 right let's have a look at you no don't you look great 697 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no I'm after spending 135 Euro on your, OIsín 698 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you could give me a smile 699 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 uh giant snow 700 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh isn't that your friend Barry 701 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 will he come here to me for a second pet 702 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Staycation With Your Parents 703 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah great news 704 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 we're going on holidays 705 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Spain we can go 706 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no not Spain, Oisín, there's a pandemic 707 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 we're going on a staycation 708 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 in Ireland 709 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yes Ireland, Oisín 710 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 now Maureen has given us the lender 711 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 of a holiday home in Don Bowie 712 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh no 713 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I don't really have there's not much internet up there 714 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 so bring plenty of books 715 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh no no 716 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 please it's gonna be boring 717 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's been nice 718 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 there's nothing to do 719 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 there is plenty to do for someone with a bit of imagination 720 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 like what 721 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 like walks beautiful scenery old churches and walks 722 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 clearly said walks 723 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you can't even drink the water in dunbu we can't 724 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 ah don't be ridiculous 725 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the water is fine you just need to 726 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 run the tap for 20 to 15 minutes before 727 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 house is freezing the heating doesn't work 728 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 there is plenty of turf for that fire plenty of turf 729 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and the septic tank should be fixed by the time we get there I'm told 730 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh no more 731 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 now there is a key under the mat because many break-ins there 732 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it wouldn't be anything happening in don't Bowie at all 733 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 pack your togs 734 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 why 735 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 because of the beach 736 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 there's no beaches 737 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 sharp rocks that gradually gets smaller towards the shore 738 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 rip the foot off yeah I know the water is freezing 739 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm not getting in look at 740 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's either stay here and Lounge about the house 741 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 or come with me 742 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 stay here 743 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I have spent many is a nice summer 744 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 in Dumb Bowie as a little girl 745 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 right and I loved it 746 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you also used to think Mansion oranges were a treat mom 747 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 times change okay 748 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 this might be the last holiday we spend as a family now 749 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 tell Pat 's Erie down the road in Glendale Mick 750 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and we only Spanish when the wind is blowing West 751 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 so pack your bags and stop complaining 752 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hey 753 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hey Barry 754 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Barry 755 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 hey it's finally in the parking 756 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yes we are packing for our holidays tomorrow 757 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 where you go 758 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 we're going to do don't bore 759 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and don't porn don't Bowie 760 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 don't Bowie yes 761 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh yeah gray colorful yeah monkey very cool 762 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no it's a family holiday 763 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh what time are we leaving 764 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Barry's mother has something else planned for them 765 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no 766 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 but the house has to be cleaned from top to bottom 767 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 for the last two days of the holidays 768 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah yeah no problem 769 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 we'll leave it the same condition as we found it 770 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 exactly 771 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 a dump 772 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Studying With Your Parents 773 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 mom can you do my French questions with me 774 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the oral is tomorrow tomorrow 775 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 right let me get my glasses there 776 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 so just read the question 777 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah just just read the questions 778 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what 779 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 je m'appelle Oisín Flanagan 780 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 there what we live in Dublin 781 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 we are on the border see Dublin 782 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 football is 783 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you haven't practiced in months 784 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 sitting up there in the computer all the time 785 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 who cares just the eye care 786 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I choose the money I paid for those lessons 787 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what sister you don't have a sister 788 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's for the vocabulary 789 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 move it's not good to tell lies, Oisín you can get cut out 790 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Doritos is your more coke say that don't think it does feed you save green beans and broccoli 791 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 don't open the dictionary 792 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no it's there's no time 793 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I don't it doesn't matter what you're saying 794 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and Doritos my mayor a professor 795 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 a montpair a engineer h 796 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 e's actually an engineer now 797 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 he's more of a diagnostic consultant for ventilation systems 798 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I don't know those words okay and the exam is tomorrow 799 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 why do you have to leave everything to the last minute 800 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the amount of money I spent sending you to France 801 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you've done dama you've done sweet 802 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 diddly squash bugger all less than nothing my grand pair a Quattro vant we dance 803 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 your grandfather is dead or she know he's dead 804 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I have to show that I know numbers though Jesus 805 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 if I could do the exam for you, Oisín, it's your future 806 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it sounds like you don't even know what you're saying 807 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you've just learned off a set of phrases and you're regurgitating 808 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 well I'm not actually trying to learn French 809 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm just trying to pass the exam 810 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Teaching Computers To Parents 811 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh god I've broken it Oisín what have I done now 812 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 nothing it's fine 813 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I have had it with this cursed machine 814 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 let's sit down there now and show me how to use this 815 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what I have to do my homework 816 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I can only take a second 817 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what should you do there now 818 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I didn't do anything 819 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 well you did you did something 820 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 there there 821 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 well I just moved the mouse across the screen 822 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 there it is again 823 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's the mouse double click double click 824 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 okay 825 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you have to do it faster 826 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 faster yeah 827 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 okay let's let me do it 828 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 let's take this 829 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I want you to show me how to do it I don't want you to do it for me 830 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you just type in your email address 831 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 right okay 832 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 nasty oh yeah n ope 833 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh look I've got some email from a prince ragaba from Nigeria 834 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh you're jealous huh 835 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no I'm he's just trying to rob you 836 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 he's a prince he's 837 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh well I don't think that's actually a prince stuck in an airport 838 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and he needs help now 839 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 where's my credit card details 840 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it keeps offering me cookies 841 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I got an email from the bank of Europe 842 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 asking me to reconfirm my credit card details 843 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I am an hour trying to get this bloody printer to work 844 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and it just refuses to do anything alternative now 845 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh God what's this now it's just the terms and conditions 846 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the application may ask for your permission to access 847 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you don't have to read 848 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 a moment it's just Gmail it says please read the terms and conditions before 849 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah but nobody 14 pages long you don't nobody 850 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh I've clicked out of it what's this now 851 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 history oh that could be interesting 852 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 might be something on the Renaissance 853 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh no you can't don't don't open up 854 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you can open the history folder 855 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it could it could break the computer 856 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I thought you said you couldn't break 857 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh Jesus Christ so she what what's the stuff now 858 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Doomdah 859 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Watching TV When Your Parents Walk In 860 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh God turn this off now turn this off 861 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 they use the remote pornography 862 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's not it's a TV show 863 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 where they could have fooled me I'm home 864 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 if that's that show that the average people 865 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 normal people 866 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm I've heard all about it on the radio to pray 867 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no it's not you always just come in at the worst part 868 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 well I've heard the worst part goes on for four minutes and 42 seconds 869 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what 870 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mary White timed it 871 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm always not about that 872 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I don't care what it's about 873 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 anything that has to rely on that sort of Filth has nothing to offer 874 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 like I've never even seen it 875 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I bet Barry's mother doesn't let him watch 876 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I think she does 877 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 actually I very much doubt that 878 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 if she does you're not watching it and that is final 879 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 fine 880 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 would you not get yourself a nice book 881 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 apparently there's a great novel by an Irish author it is Sally Rooney 882 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 uh no thanks 883 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's supposed to be brilliant 884 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh hello Barry 885 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what have I told you about letting yourself in 886 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 sorry the door was unlocked 887 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 so does your mother know you watch the show 888 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah everybody's watching it 889 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you see everyone 890 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 we are not watching us here in 23 crime for crevices 891 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 fine okay come on Barry 892 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 okay 893 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 where are you going I didn't come down the last shower now 894 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you're going to watch it on your phone 895 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you know what else I can watch my phone if I wanted to 896 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 actual pornography 897 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 okay 898 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh God and Mikey it's still on 899 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Jesus Christ and e 900 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 why anyone wants to watch this smush is beyond me 901 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 is he wearing a necklace 902 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Connor for God's sake that is no way to treat you one t 903 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 hat boy's mother has her head screwed on 904 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh we do not just stay together 905 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 God you're perfect for each other 906 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 where's the dinner 907 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh sorry 908 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 hey you're watching us 909 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no I was looking for the Antiques Road 910 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you're on the last episode 911 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh God I hope there's a second season 912 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what I'm an emotional 913 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 are you wearing a necklace 914 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's a chain 915 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Watching TV With Your Parents 916 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what you doing 917 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm watching a movie 918 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 move over there 919 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 good luck it's my spot 920 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh I haven't sat down all day 921 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I was trying to watch a movie 922 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 is it suitable is it suitable 923 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah it's suitable and Oscar 924 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 right God it's very violent 925 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you've got that shocking nudity 926 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh she turned that off 927 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what more makes a shampoo add what 928 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh why do we have so many remote controls 929 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah this is for the television 930 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah this for the DVD player that's the satellite 931 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and that's the house phone 932 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 there's no need to be smart 933 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you know I did repack them here now 934 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 absolutely the flourishing flourishing 935 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 behind the carpet cleaners in here the other week 936 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 now they did a fierce good job absolute excellence 937 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 is this the one now 938 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah yeah 939 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's too loud no mum that's a channel you change your channel 940 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the other one go back all right go back 941 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no go oh oh go oh what's this 942 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 antique no no she's a beautiful race 943 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you run out there and make a scope of tea like a good lad 944 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that's too strong did you put any milk 945 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 did you spell the pot that's too sweet put it in a proper Cup 946 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 who's that Antonio Banderas 947 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I thought you said this was meant to be good 948 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oscari backside oh Jesus it's almost nine 949 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 turn over to the news there 950 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what no mum please 951 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 will you go on to the news 952 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 my living room my rules my house my rules my TV my rules 953 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 shooting and Killing 954 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Jesus would you have a song 955 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 or something 956 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh God there's the rain there's the Rain 957 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Jesus give me a hand with clothes get out here 958 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 When Parents Cook Christmas Dinner 959 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Christmas is upon us so I want all hands on deck 960 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you're fine 961 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 there was too much for me to do last year 962 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 so this year I am keeping it simple 963 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 right I am just doing the turkey and ham 964 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the roast potatoes carrots cauliflower 965 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 cheese parsnips Beef Wellington mashed potato potato 966 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 cracker flat potatoes potato potato 967 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 cheesy potato chips 968 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Auntie Rose is vegan now 969 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh that woman has to be difficult 970 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh and the O'Connor cousins only eat like spaghetti and pizza 971 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 they will eat what is pot in front of them 972 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it won't fish it won't fit in the oven the turkey 973 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's a monstrosity of thing it's like an ostrich 974 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 why did you get such a big one there was so much left over last year 975 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 well I don't want to get cut out 976 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 well we were eating turkey leftovers in June 977 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 turkey curry turkey soup turkey meatballs 978 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yes the turkey roulette we still have some left 979 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 good man I need more room in the fridge 980 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 will you finish off those eggs drink the rest of that milk 981 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 polish off those gherkins finish off that mayonnaise 982 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 this dinner will be the death of me 983 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 why'd you go to so much effort if you find it so stressful 984 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 well maybe you'd prefer some slices of toast and Nutella 985 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah a wood 986 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 your wood my eye 987 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 apparently you can cook the ham in Coca-Cola 988 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 God that sounds disgusting 989 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no I'm doing mine Insider 990 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I need to get the Christmas cake done 991 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 boom nobody ever eats the Christmas cake 992 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that is not the point 993 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it has to be done anyway 994 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I want you to extend the mahogany table 995 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh well we actually get to eat in the dining room do we 996 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I know it is a beautiful table I want to show it off 997 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 now covers look at that plastic tablecloth there 998 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what I don't want it getting wrecked 999 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 well at least something has sunk in 1000 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 or shouldn't we need 18 bags of sultanas 1001 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 how many puddings are we making eight or nine 1002 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 hey why do we need so many puddings 1003 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I like to keep a few around for emergencies 1004 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 break glass for pudding Brandy 1005 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oisín will you get the Brandy out for me there 1006 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oisín, the Brandy thank you thank you specialize 1007 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Jesus stop watching did we use that much last year 1008 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 come on can Barry come for Christmas dinner with us 1009 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oisín, Christmas is a family time 1010 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh no mum please please 1011 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 well I'm sure Barry wants to spend Christmas with his own family now 1012 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 would you like to come with us on a walk on Christmas Day Barry 1013 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you can go on the walk and we'll stay here and mind the house 1014 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 God almighty this dinner will be the death of me 1015 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 well I know it's a lot of work mum, 1016 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 but when it's all done you could just sit back 1017 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you know and enjoy Christmas 1018 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I haven't enjoyed Christmas since 1972 Washington 1019 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 now get the Brandy 1020 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 well we don't need many more puddings 1021 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's not for the puddings right 1022 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 When Parents Drag You Places 1023 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oisín we're visiting breed of Meine 1024 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 can I just stay at home 1025 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 not on your own 1026 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 why do I have to come she's your friend or mine 1027 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you're to be sociable 1028 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the only thing you guys talking about is people who are dead 1029 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 we do know shouldn't I hear Mina Walsh died 1030 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh she did 1031 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 she did 1032 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 do you know who else died Phelan Corcoran 1033 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 he didn't 1034 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 but he wasn't wearing Sheila McKenna she's not you know what a sergeant Lincoln shouldn't look 1035 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 well oh just a matter of time 1036 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah yeah yeah 1037 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 he didn't 1038 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 she did 1039 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 did you hear 1040 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no oh 1041 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 well you're stuck 1042 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 go away 1043 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 sure this is it 1044 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 would you like a cup of tea, Oisín? 1045 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 uh no thanks 1046 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you have like a fizzy drink 1047 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yes 1048 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah actually I think I have some tonic water in the fridge 1049 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oisín, you must be very popular with the ladies 1050 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'd say of your pick of the bunch 1051 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh no there's to be no girlfriends until after the exams 1052 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 until he's 21 36 52. 1053 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh she's very good at maths, Oisín 1054 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 very music big into the drama 1055 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oisín's very good at the French 1056 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 is he now say it is a French first Arrow 1057 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Shin come on to to Pal there uh 1058 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh brilliant 1059 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I've got some prawns steaming in the kitchen grief 1060 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I hate prawns 1061 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you'll eat that I'm allergic and I'm eating 1062 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh boy it's polite all 1063 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that meal is delicious 1064 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 we have to have you again some time 1065 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 on now absolutely 1066 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 right here we go oh [ __ ] okay 1067 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 safe home 1068 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 now I cannot stand that woman 1069 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 uh she's not that bad mom 1070 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 how much money did she give you 1071 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 When Parents Give You A Lift 1072 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 where's Barry 1073 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 he's coming 1074 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's 25 past eight, Oisín, we said a quarter past 1075 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah okay he said he'd be here 1076 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's been late every day this week 1077 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 he's not getting a lift to school next week 1078 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I can tell you that 1079 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 all right fine I don't care 1080 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and his mother is none too quick to return the offer 1081 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mighty what's that smell is that a clean shirt 1082 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yes 1083 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 right 1084 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hey Barry 1085 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 nice but you almost took the door off the hinges 1086 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 okay now does everyone have the seat belt on 1087 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you've moved one off five okay 1088 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 leave it and then polish Barry 1089 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mom can I go out on Friday night 1090 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 don't talk to me when I'm driving, Oisín 1091 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I get distracted 1092 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh are the McDonald's getting the job done on the house 1093 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 they need to cut that grass 1094 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that skirt is a far too short 1095 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 they've painted that house in awful 1096 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 those daffodils are still going 1097 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 God that's a dreadful gaze they've put in 1098 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I forgot my lunch again 1099 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah those salad sandwiches will go to waste 1100 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 can I get a 10 for the canteen 1101 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you can have a fiver 1102 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 a Fiverr is not enough 1103 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's enough when it's spent on proper food 1104 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 not on spicy wedges or Mr Slurpees 1105 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what 1106 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 this man cannot drive a car no education 1107 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm not letting him in I'm not letting him in 1108 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 now I'm not letting you in 1109 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 have none is a word to throw to a dog both of them 1110 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 there their heads glued in the phones 1111 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 let's go over the verb etra again 1112 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no 1113 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 warm just sweet to a 1114 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the cheek of him she's blocking the entire Lane 1115 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I can't go forward there's a yellow box 1116 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 is that man waving at me at the back form 1117 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 he's giving you the finger 1118 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 well I feel very sorry for that man's wife 1119 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 change the radio station I'm listening to the news 1120 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 mommy listen to the news at breakfast 1121 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's the same news it doesn't change 1122 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'll put on my CD 1123 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 here we go I can 1124 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 put on the news here 1125 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no 1126 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'll drop you to the door 1127 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no no move here's fine [ __ ] you to the door 1128 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no no put your seatbelt back down 1129 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 When Parents Have Visitors 1130 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 well don't slam the door Jesus Christ 1131 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the visitors will be here in eight hours 1132 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I need all hands on deck, Oisín 1133 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 will you go into the control room there 1134 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and give it your sister's junk where's herself 1135 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 she should have to get rid of it 1136 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I don't have time to argue with you 1137 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 okay I am up to my eyes I am flattered 1138 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm fit to collapse I am up to high dough 1139 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 so just go and do it 1140 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh I've just cleaned the toilet so nobody go in there 1141 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 well the visitors aren't coming for like six hours 1142 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 where are we ready to go 1143 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 if you need to go go next door to the caverns 1144 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm not going to the cabinets to take a dump 1145 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 or she need to pump the cushions yes 1146 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 or she needs your dust behind the TV 1147 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yes 1148 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you need to weed the garden 1149 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yes 1150 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 watching to Jehovah under the couch 1151 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 nobody's gonna look under the couch mum 1152 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 why are we cleaning so much 1153 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 because I don't want to think that we live like animals 1154 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 this is how we live 1155 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 God on my chance did you clean your room 1156 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 No One's Gonna Be in my room mum 1157 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 but they'll close the door Jesus Christ 1158 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 they went in there they could get wheels disease 1159 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 don't eat them they're for guests 1160 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 or shouldn't go in there and 1161 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 fill up the mountain Brown 1162 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 will you good ladder knock those glasses 1163 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the good glasses not that Cutlery the good Cuttery 1164 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 not those plates they're too good 1165 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh I'm after forgetting the effing cream 1166 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 but she really come in here yeah boss 1167 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what 1168 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what 1169 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what you want you call me in 1170 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm busy 1171 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 here now Jesus Christ you can't be annoying me now 1172 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 just call me oh God my mind is that 1173 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 damn Jesus they're early 1174 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 go in there and talk to them 1175 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I don't know 1176 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 look I need to get ready 1177 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 all right I'll be down in an hour 1178 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 don't worry about it 1179 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh [ __ ] take the chicken out of the other 1180 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 medium yeah it's in there too long 1181 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 did it take it off about 10 1182 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 get in there and see if we need more wine 1183 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mary wants to know if we have any tonic water 1184 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 cannot stand that one 1185 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 bye-bye never again 1186 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 When Parents Ruin Your Summer 1187 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 okay it's games off now no games 1188 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I have more so weak 1189 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and you haven't left that seat 1190 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you are to be up out of the house 1191 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and I want your occupied 1192 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I will not hover a piece of last summer 1193 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 where you moped about the house doing sweet fa 1194 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I have brochures worse 1195 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the tennis club are doing a three-week camp in July 1196 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no 1197 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 there's speech and drama in the community center 1198 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 orienteering in the Pine Forest 1199 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 a science camp arts and crafts Pottery 1200 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 tree shaping astronomy bug snorkeling 1201 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 nude still life Rock 1202 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 how did that get in there now 1203 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that's the least two weeks left to fill in Moon 1204 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Barry said that there's a really good thing 1205 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 intense like a mixed martial arts course 1206 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh no move I haven't told you but 1207 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what about French College Lord knows you need the help 1208 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah I'm meant to be on my holidays 1209 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that's basically School 1210 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you could volunteer in the local community 1211 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 there is a great sense of satisfactions 1212 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 how about I use this time to teach you how to play chess 1213 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 how to sew flower arranging cross stitching 1214 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 use the washing machine teach how to drive 1215 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 never again 1216 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 we could do a virtual online class together 1217 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no I'm on my holidays I don't want to learn anything 1218 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The Devil Makes work for Idle Hands 1219 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 stop referring to yourself in the third person mom 1220 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 well you could come help me in the garden 1221 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what would I get if I did it 1222 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 gardening is its own reward 1223 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 for every four hours you do gardening 1224 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you can have five minutes on the game 1225 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what's a terrible deal 1226 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you will need something to use up your free time 1227 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 well me and Barry were thinking about joining a band 1228 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh lovely 1229 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and the father he used to play the bassoon in the rathfarnum concert 1230 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no more a real band Lego guitars and drums 1231 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 not under my roof 1232 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 or you and Barry could go on bicycles along the canal 1233 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and then maybe stop for a picnic 1234 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm not trying to woo Barry in the 19th century 1235 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 right Oisín, I have tried everything 1236 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 so we're going to learn a tick tock dance together 1237 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 well no no no 1238 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no I'll do I'll do the gardening I'll do the gardening 1239 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 outside in the fresh air 1240 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 When Your Parents Get A New Phone 1241 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah what are you doing exactly, Oisín 1242 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what 1243 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I need your help I got a new iPhone 1244 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that's an Android 1245 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what 1246 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's an Android it's not an iPhone 1247 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I don't care what it is I can't get the thing working 1248 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 just turn it on 1249 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I haven't finished reading the manual yet 1250 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I haven't filled out the warranty yet 1251 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 this phone is to last me five years 10 years 15 75 years 1252 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 play your cards right I'll leave it for you in my will 1253 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I just want the phone calls and the text messages 1254 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 okay so just the basics 1255 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 okay just WhatsApp 1256 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no Jesus no I don't want any of that waste time of those applications 1257 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 but WhatsApp is text messages 1258 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 okay so what was your password on your last phone 1259 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yes right yes I I've written it down somewhere 1260 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 here now yes um yes like it's gonna be again 1261 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 um password one one 1262 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no 1263 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 try clean as you go odd caps 1264 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no try my name 1265 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no nothing 1266 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 try my my maiden name there 1267 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 my maiden name 1268 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 uh yeah um uh Oisín my maiden name 1269 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I just need to put in your Google password 1270 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh yeah I don't know what it is 1271 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 now put in your banking password 1272 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Facebook passwords 1273 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh I can't remember 1274 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Microsoft password 1275 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no Oisín I can't it's gone after me it's I've broken it 1276 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh Jesus I'm pressing this one here now 1277 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what's that 1278 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 why those two this volume 1279 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 well they're very close together 1280 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah you just press this and you put in your PIN 1281 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that's ridiculous absolutely ridiculous 1282 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 now it keeps going off on me now why does it do that 1283 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the screen just times it goes to sleep 1284 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 well we're gonna turn that off because 1285 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it doesn't give me a second before it's gone again 1286 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you really just like it's intense there it's gone again 1287 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's because you haven't used it for 10 seconds 1288 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 to seconds you can't do anything in 10 seconds 1289 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 camera on this is marvelous isn't it 1290 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's a great shots you should get them printed 1291 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what are these now 1292 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 they're notifications 1293 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 right and and what you 1294 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 just you press them and then they'll open 1295 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you press into them right 1296 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 okay yeah yeah okay 1297 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 let's put in your PIN 1298 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh I don't know what that is now 1299 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 When Your Parents Go Away 1300 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you know I'm going away for the weekend 1301 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah yeah tell me like a hundred times 1302 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yes I'm going away with my friend Geraldine 1303 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah yeah 1304 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 did you thank her for the jumper 1305 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yes I did 1306 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you did okay and remember what I said pet 1307 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah don't open the door to anyone right okay 1308 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I am leaving you 20 Euro for pizza 1309 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh great 1310 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 there are conditions I want you to Hoover the whole stairs 1311 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and land it you have to clear out the garage the shed 1312 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 clean out the other varnish the doors 1313 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 sand down the garden furniture 1314 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 fine I don't want it you can keep it 1315 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what 1316 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 there are 15 cans of lager in that cabinet 1317 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and I have counted though 1318 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 aren't you supposed to be gone 1319 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 wait look I'm going I'm going right Oisín 1320 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm taking the internet 1321 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what why 1322 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 now it's not up for discussion 1323 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what am I gonna do 1324 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 well you can read a book 1325 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 remember the black bin goes out on the Monday 1326 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah 1327 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and the Greenville on the Fridays 1328 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yes 1329 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 make sure they take the brown bin with the green bin 1330 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 right 1331 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 because last time they didn't take their mint to take that I don't want that brown bit yes all right thank you okay okay okay rush I'm okay yes 1332 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 remember to water the plants 1333 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah I know yeah 1334 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 give them plenty of water 1335 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah well I will 1336 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 but don't overwater them 1337 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what 1338 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 for emergencies I'm leaving you my credit card 1339 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 just an emergency 1340 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 okay 1341 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's what I can't hear you 1342 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm not shouting out my PIN number 1343 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's just been everyone here 1344 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you don't have to chase this two of us 1345 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 just tell me normally 1346 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I just spare key hidden in the garden place 1347 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 where 1348 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 between the acacia and the agapanthus 1349 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I don't know what those plans are 1350 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 but when one has variegated leaves 1351 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh that's Geraldine there right okay nice okay good boy 1352 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah goodbye 1353 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 look after yourself now 1354 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 okay and and and remember if I said now 1355 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 okay don't answer the door to oh okay 1356 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 okay good luck right 1357 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 okay goodbye oh and and don't forget 1358 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yes okay goodbye 1359 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and no part no 1360 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 goodbye mum 1361 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 just go Jesus Christ 1362 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I forgot my keys 1363 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 hello there Oisín um I forgot my keys there now 1364 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm not supposed to answer the door to anyone 1365 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 When Your Parents Make You Do Gardening 1366 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I need your help in the garden 1367 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh no you promised Oisín 1368 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 right a small help yeah 1369 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 they were the conditions 1370 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm going to the Disco 1371 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 fine look we'll be done in five minutes 1372 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 we'll be done in 20 minutes 14 hours 1373 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what let's start with the Hedge grab the garden shears 1374 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 we're not just use the electric one 1375 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 God no 1376 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh yeah of course now 1377 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that would just make the job go quickly 1378 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 far too dangerous far too dangerous 1379 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm not spending the next 24 hours in a e 1380 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah it would be more fun than gardening 1381 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I will give you five euro an hour 1382 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 five euro 1383 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 well I had to spend 400 Euro in all the garden center stuff 1384 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that's supposed to make me feel better is it 1385 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 knowing that you spend more on the garden 1386 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 than you do on me 1387 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I spend enough on you mister 1388 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 right yeah can we listen to a podcast 1389 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no 1390 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 can we listen to music 1391 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no 1392 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 can we listen to the radio 1393 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no 1394 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you can listen to the birds Oisín Nature's music 1395 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 how's going on everyone 1396 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 if you're here to save him Barry 1397 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you can wait another two hours 1398 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oisín could you give me the whole pet 1399 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what does it say the whole of 1400 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 sorry the I need a hoe 1401 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you need you need a hoe 1402 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yes 1403 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you need a hoe 1404 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yes I need a hoe 1405 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 well I go get you a hoe 1406 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yes could you get me a hoe please 1407 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh that's anaconda's cash that's what that is 1408 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh where'd you pick it up 1409 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 they're nice first they're weeds 1410 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 well I think there's the welfares 1411 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 they're weeds pull them up 1412 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 why do they look nice 1413 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 they may look nice the bees might like them 1414 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 but they're weeds pull them up 1415 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 a moment's filthy inside 1416 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 there's nothing wrong with that glove it's brand new 1417 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what is the point of a glove that's dirty on the inside 1418 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 whether two of you now are a great help 1419 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 there's a b well now 1420 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 they are more afraid of you than they have a bastard get away no do 1421 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you see them there they are the delphiniums right 1422 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and beside them is the azaleas 1423 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and here we have I think it's the Montana titilatus 1424 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what 1425 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Montana titilatus 1426 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 maybe we could take a break 1427 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and have some ice creams 1428 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh yeah 1429 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you haven't done anything 1430 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 baby Magnums you know they're limited 1431 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no we don't have any magnets need the frozen peas 1432 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'll get them right that's it now 1433 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 does it look great 1434 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah 1435 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no you should be very proud of yourself 1436 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you did terrific work 1437 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah it wasn't as bad as I thought 1438 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yeah and it'll be great now for 1439 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 when the gardeners come in tomorrow 1440 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what 1441 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 we've given them a great head start here 1442 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 why don't you just get the gardeners to do all this 1443 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 except 25 Euro an hour and the whole day 1444 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 When Your Parents Won't Let You Decorate The Tree 1445 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 rotate rotate stop that side's a bit patchy your 1446 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 mom it's all the same 1447 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no I preferred it the other way 1448 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 rotate rotate 1449 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I don't know why your father insists on 1450 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 getting a monstrosity of a tree every year 1451 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's far too big where does he think it's going 1452 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 a shopping center 1453 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the car is destroyed pine needles everywhere 1454 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 AC Euro that fella in the tree place is a crook 1455 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 is this the right box 1456 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 but he saw your father coming anyway 1457 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 mom is this the Box 1458 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 none shed my eye 1459 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 mom 1460 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Joe I'd say he's declaring only half that money 1461 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mom 1462 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I have a right mind to go back down to him 1463 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mom 1464 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 there is no need that's the round boxes right 1465 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 now I leave you to decorate it off 1466 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 okay okay great yeah 1467 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm getting on with the pudding here 1468 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 now okay I'd start with the lights 1469 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh yeah yeah okay okay yeah 1470 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 from the bottom now not the top 1471 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 okay 1472 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 not the multicolored ones yeah 1473 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 do you want to do this 1474 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no Oisín I don't want the flashing 1475 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mom 1476 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's like a disco I thought you were leaving it to me 1477 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 right I'm gone I'm Gone 1478 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the good decorations I need to go in the front 1479 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 so the people can see them from the road 1480 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 so put them put that one there there now 1481 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and that that jangly one there 1482 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 put that to the front there 1483 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I don't have time to use the plum pudding here don't group the large Barbers red then goes 1484 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 then red then be careful with my porcelain Santa you put two Barbers right beside each other that one is very 1485 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 expensive and then you have it hidden down below here don't Clump the acorns in like that that glass angel cost me 1486 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 seven pounds in 1995. wow I'm far too busy to be doing this now well then go I 1487 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 got this one when we were holidaying in Prague which has been a very exciting holiday Mom it's finished yes 1488 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 rice job but we've done that all by yourself now have I 1489 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 guess I should I would be very proud of that now it is absolutely perfect I wouldn't change a thing 1490 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I would not change it I put those baubles up a bit maybe and I bring the lights down and I move that angel over 1491 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 here to the center somewhere the ribbons don't go with the candy canes and I completely change these words hey 1492 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Barry I won't even ask you how you got in you put another Christmas tree yes save yourself it's a bit big wonderfully 1493 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 observed thank you mine's already up is it yeah well done Pat so since last 1494 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 year [Music] needs more Brandy this is Flanagan 1495 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 pudding delicious get out of that kitchen show me what you've touched up 1496 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Outro 1497 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 hey we're fortunes and hog we have a brand new sketch every 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