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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:04.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Bear Grylls, and I'm gonna show you\Nwhat it takes to get out alive
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.02,0:00:07.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from some of the most dangerous places\Non the Lands Between.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.89,0:00:10.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got to make it through a series of challenges
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.08,0:00:14.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the sort of places you wouldn't last a day\Nwithout the right survival skills.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.61,0:00:17.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, I'm in Volcano Manor.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.24,0:00:20.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a lethal environment with mile upon mile of lava
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.08,0:00:24.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This stuff will burn any Tarnished alive in, well, hours.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.28,0:00:27.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a place where the snakes walk,\Nthe villagers throw firebombs
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.25,0:00:29.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the steep drop kills\Nhundreds of Tarnished.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.50,0:00:33.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna have to dig deep to show you\Nhow to survive in my toughest challenge yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.19,0:01:00.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here we are at the Chapel of Anticipation\Nwhere all Tarnished souls begin their journey.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.51,0:01:03.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To make it to Volcano Manor\Nwithout lighting any graces
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.39,0:01:06.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've chosen the class with the highest\NVigor, the Knight.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.77,0:01:13.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That thing doesn't seem too happy...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.79,0:01:16.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After an unfortunate encounter\Nwith a Grafted Scion,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.46,0:01:18.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I find myself with a valuable bottle.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.04,0:01:21.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I need to pee and I don't want to waste that
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.58,0:01:23.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so what I'm gonna do is\Nuse this bottle.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.51,0:01:29.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Careful not to light any graces,\Nwe set off towards Volcano Manor.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.58,0:01:32.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hang on, something's not right...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.07,0:01:39.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've managed to escape the\NChapel of Anticipation,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.33,0:01:41.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I've soon discovered a problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.17,0:01:45.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, it turns out the developers patched \Nthe soft-lock I was going to use.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.42,0:01:47.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When you open this door to Limgrave,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.48,0:01:50.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the Stranded Graveyard grace\Nlights up automatically.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.34,0:01:54.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not ideal for our challenge,\Nbut we'll find another way.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.05,0:01:56.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's time for a risky move.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.71,0:01:58.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to leave my urine behind
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.76,0:02:01.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and attempt a glitch called "Zipping".
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.84,0:02:04.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To escape without lighting a grace \NI need to point my camera west,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.77,0:02:06.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,raise my shield an inch forward like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.89,0:02:11.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The block animation overlaps\Nwith the walking animation
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.86,0:02:14.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,creating an incredible burst of speed.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.07,0:02:17.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There we go, no graces unlocked.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.72,0:02:19.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Time to move on!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.77,0:02:26.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With the glitch successfully executed,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.91,0:02:31.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we can now reach the Academy of Raya Lucaria\Nby carefully descending and using portals.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.86,0:02:35.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We need to stay quiet at we sneak past\Nthis massive slumbering dragon.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.97,0:02:38.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, that didn't work at all!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.65,0:02:43.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After obtaining the key, we can\Nfinally access the Academy.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.16,0:02:49.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you're ever in a tight spot with enemies,\Njust quit out of the game.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.13,0:02:53.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It will reset their positions,\Ngiving you a chance to escape.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.74,0:02:56.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the depths of the Academy, we find\Nthe Abductor Virgin,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.64,0:03:00.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a terrifying metal construct built to\Ntransport victims to Volcano Manor.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.02,0:03:05.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Imagine having one shot at life and being\Ncalled an Abductor Virgin.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.45,0:03:10.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is gonna hurt, but it's our fastest\Nroute to Volcano Manor.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.94,0:03:17.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Despite the pain, I've made it to my destination.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.54,0:03:18.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Volcano Manor.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.02,0:03:20.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now this is where the fun begins.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.99,0:03:31.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've been eaten alive by an Abductor Virgin.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.61,0:03:33.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now trapped in the fiery depths
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.45,0:03:34.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of Volcano Manor.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.84,0:03:36.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The first thing I noticed out here
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.35,0:03:38.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is just how scorching hot it is.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.70,0:03:40.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everything is just filled with this
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.21,0:03:41.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,eye-soaring lava.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.78,0:03:42.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And this stuff will burn
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.91,0:03:43.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,any Tarnished alive
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.96,0:03:46.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in well... Hours.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.52,0:03:47.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With no way out
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.43,0:03:49.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and only the most basic survival tools
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.63,0:03:50.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,our goal is clear.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.02,0:03:53.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First, let's test how stuck we are
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.30,0:03:56.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by using our Memory of Grace.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.03,0:03:58.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If we're lucky, it'll lead us to somewhere that isn't here.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.79,0:03:59.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well shi
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.85,0:04:01.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Since we're definitely stuck,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.08,0:04:02.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,our priority is finding shelter.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.48,0:04:04.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A Grace where we can heal
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.83,0:04:06.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and respawn after death.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.04,0:04:08.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Once we find a Grace,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.17,0:04:10.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we'll have a safe haven to return to
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.09,0:04:13.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,instead of respawning in a pool of lava.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.84,0:04:16.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our search for the Grace leads us
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.86,0:04:18.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to the Subterranean Inquisition Chamber
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.79,0:04:20.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it soon becomes clear
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.06,0:04:21.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that we've hit another roadblock.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.78,0:04:22.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Houston) We've got a problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.15,0:04:24.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We dropped down from up there
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.48,0:04:25.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to light this Grace which means
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.73,0:04:27.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we're trapped in this area.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.18,0:04:28.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our only hope for escape is defeating
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.98,0:04:31.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the Formidable Abductor Virgin Duo.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.21,0:04:32.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hopefully, this shouldn't be too hard. (Foreshadowing ?)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.95,0:04:36.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.56,0:04:41.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah nope
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.97,0:04:48.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's clear we need to find another way
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.71,0:04:51.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if we want to escape the treacherous Volcano Manor.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.06,0:04:54.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Controversial opinion)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.54,0:04:58.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's rewind a bit
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.70,0:04:59.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to when we first arrived
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.78,0:05:00.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at Volcano Manor.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.43,0:05:03.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Instead of venturing into the caves,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.25,0:05:05.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we take an alternate route through the scorching lava.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.81,0:05:06.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ded
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.77,0:05:08.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll need to thread carefully here
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.15,0:05:11.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the lava may not be as deadly as expected
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.37,0:05:13.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it still not a pleasant walk.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.13,0:05:15.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We continue upstairs
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.04,0:05:17.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,trying hard not to anger the snakes
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.54,0:05:18.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and keep heading up
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.02,0:05:20.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,until we reach the Great Bridge.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.90,0:05:24.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The path through the lava
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.19,0:05:26.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,opens up to more parts of Volcano Manor.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.73,0:05:29.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But our exit is blocked again by one-way doors.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.18,0:05:32.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We could really use a Grace around this place (I agree)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.22,0:05:35.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Escaping the lava is draining most of my health
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.37,0:05:36.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,even before I do anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.70,0:05:39.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look over there ! (Dad, is that you ?)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.72,0:05:41.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I bet I could jump over the railings (oh nvm)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.97,0:05:42.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(he jumped indeed)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.62,0:05:48.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, this will make the perfect place to set up camp.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.50,0:05:49.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We got a safe spot now,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.90,0:05:51.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but we're still not out of the woods.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.99,0:05:54.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We only have a small portion of Volcano Manor
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.02,0:05:55.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,accessible to us.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.46,0:05:57.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The rest is locked behind the area boss.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.23,0:05:58.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Godskin Noble (aka Fatty)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.00,0:05:59.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A thicc one
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.91,0:06:01.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We might be able to get some blubber out of that one.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.32,0:06:05.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oof
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.01,0:06:15.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Didn't think that would work
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.40,0:06:16.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but my god that was awful.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.66,0:06:21.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tonight on Bear Grylls:
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.88,0:06:23.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I get Trapped in Volcano Manor
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.55,0:06:26.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Had to get kidnapped by Virgins in Hogwarts
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.73,0:06:30.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And James tries parkour for the first time.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.38,0:06:32.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait... What the fu
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.81,0:06:37.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Subscribe to ymfah
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.50,0:06:40.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Also, stay hydrated
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.45,0:06:43.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And don't neglect sleep
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.99,0:06:48.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And have fun in life !
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.64,0:06:56.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you wash your ass today ?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.61,0:07:00.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yay ! He made it !
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.09,0:07:00.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Failed attempts : 14 (I think so)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.53,0:07:01.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With precise jumps and quitouts,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.10,0:07:04.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we've managed to parkour over to the other side.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.72,0:07:06.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This area is normally used as a shortcut
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.86,0:07:08.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,after killing the Godskin (the thicc one)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.27,0:07:10.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, what's going on here ?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.82,0:07:16.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We might be able to use this area to cheese the Godskin
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.71,0:07:17.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thicc boi does not agree with that
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.14,0:07:29.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We can't cheese the Godskin Noble
Dialogue: 0,0:07:29.04,0:07:31.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the shortcut elevator is inoperable.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.100,0:07:34.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So our next plan is to use more parkour (oh no)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.17,0:07:39.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First thing you do, is jump around
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.25,0:07:40.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,until you hit a tiny (Tom ?) nook.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.96,0:07:45.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After that, jump forward one more time
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.41,0:07:48.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and carefully inch forward, like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.66,0:07:51.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now come the hard part
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.24,0:07:52.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we need to jump to the right
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.72,0:07:55.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then climb up quickly, to get over the ledge
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.15,0:07:56.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So what you do once you get up here,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.41,0:07:59.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,press Menu and hold the Run button
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.07,0:08:00.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and... Jump !
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.86,0:08:04.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Closing the menu and using the Run button will store the action,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.15,0:08:06.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,allowing you to immediately start running.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.20,0:08:09.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After numerous attempts at mastering the art of Jump Storing,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.43,0:08:12.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we finally succeed in skipping the Godskin Noble.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.84,0:08:22.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We've managed to skip the Godskin Noble boss,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.45,0:08:24.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it's too early to celebrate,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.32,0:08:27.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as dying would mean we'll have to do it all over again
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.44,0:08:30.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's take down the shortcut elevator, just in case.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:31.56,0:08:34.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A wise choice as we soon discover that the door to the entrance
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.40,0:08:36.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of Vulcano Manor is blocked.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.72,0:08:40.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, what I should have done is pick the Stone Sword Key starting Gift
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.53,0:08:42.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But thankfully there are other ways of getting them.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.60,0:08:45.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, let's take the other way for now.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.41,0:08:47.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We venture into Rykard's Lair
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.43,0:08:50.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And pick up a unique weapon called 'The Serpent Hunter'.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.12,0:08:51.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This weapon might come in handy later.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.74,0:08:53.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's head back for now and get those keys.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.79,0:08:57.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The first Stone Sword Key is located deep within the Prison Town
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.68,0:09:00.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lot of work for a single key (hear hear)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.01,0:09:01.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go back up
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.84,0:09:04.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Using the previously lowered elevator shortcut
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.32,0:09:07.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we bypass the most challanging part of the jump.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.10,0:09:08.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The second Key is during the ride up.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.32,0:09:12.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now that we've gathered the two Stone Sword Keys
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.65,0:09:15.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We can unlock this door and make our way to the Main Lobby
Dialogue: 0,0:09:24.22,0:09:26.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's been a long and arduous journey
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.57,0:09:30.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But we have finally reached the start of Vulcano Manor
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.61,0:09:33.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our escape is close at hand
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.99,0:09:40.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This just goes to show wether you're in the wild or the Lands Between
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.27,0:09:44.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Being adaptable and resourceful is what gets you through the toughest challanges.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.18,0:09:48.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But our hopes are dashed
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.70,0:09:51.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When we discover the door to Altus Plateau is locked.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.51,0:09:53.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's always one more obstacle, isn't there?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.98,0:10:06.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Despite our new allegiance the way out remains locked.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.42,0:10:20.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(understandable :)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:23.56,0:10:24.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With no other choice
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.57,0:10:27.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we decide to make the best of our situation in Vulcano Manor.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.81,0:10:29.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If we're going to be stuck here
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.52,0:10:32.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We might as well get comfortable and explore our surroundings.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.53,0:10:35.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We go upstairs from the lobby and encounter a surprise visitor.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.58,0:10:38.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Humans are an excellent source of protein
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.02,0:10:43.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I'll have to rely on my shield and halberd to take her down.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.56,0:10:47.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The trick here is a simple hit-n-run
Dialogue: 0,0:10:48.75,0:10:51.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After several attempts we manage to defeat inquisitor Ghiza
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.03,0:10:54.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and she drops her weapon called 'Ghiza's Wheel'
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.75,0:10:57.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That thing was too big to be called a Pizza Cutter
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.22,0:10:59.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Too big, too thicc, too heavy and too rough.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:59.93,0:11:02.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was more like a large hunk of iron.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.41,0:11:05.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't actually use this thing properly,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.61,0:11:06.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but I have an idea
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.74,0:11:12.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Develepors have tried to patch this glitch numerous times
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.11,0:11:14.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it seems to have slipped through the cracks
Dialogue: 0,0:11:14.10,0:11:16.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the current patch; 1.09
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.64,0:11:19.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Only have the Seerpent Hunter and Ghiza's Wheel in your inventory
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.38,0:11:25.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Block -> backstep -> queue L2 during the backstep\N(not sure if this is correctly subbed)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.24,0:11:27.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And swap Ghiza's Wheel to the Serpent Hunter.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.10,0:11:30.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And by combining these two common household items
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.41,0:11:34.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We can craft a devestating weapon!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:50.07,0:11:54.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Carve the blubber out of Fatty)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.74,0:12:17.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now for our great escape
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.53,0:12:20.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we head down to the subterranean Inquisition Chamber.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.22,0:12:28.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After a long and arduous journey
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.38,0:12:31.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We finally see a ray of sunlight at the end of the cave.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:31.26,0:12:33.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have reached the Altus Plateau.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.32,0:12:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have escaped Vulcano Manor\Nand reached the breathtaking Altus Plateau.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.22,0:12:47.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a place filled with the blessed light of the Erd Tree
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.22,0:12:50.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,However, our goal Limgrave is still far away,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.58,0:12:54.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Located south of Altus Plateau\Npast Liurnia of the Lakes.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.99,0:12:58.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There are three paths connecting Altus Plateau\Nto Liurnia of the Lakes.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.52,0:13:02.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And none of them are particularly helpful.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.16,0:13:05.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The first obvious path is the Grand Lift of Dectus.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.27,0:13:10.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, its not really helpful without the medallion pieces,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:10.59,0:13:11.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's try the other ones
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.36,0:13:17.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Abductor Virgin we've used is a one-way trip\Nwhich leaves us with the Ruin-Strewn Precipice.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.32,0:13:18.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now that is a long way down.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.88,0:13:20.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Better call up the elevator.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.96,0:13:24.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, this is useless.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.61,0:13:27.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With all three paths blocked, our choice is clear (Dying?)
Dialogue: 0,0:13:27.28,0:13:28.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Keep moving forward (Oh..)
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.68,0:13:30.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which is much easier said than done!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.68,0:13:31.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}dies easier than said{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.78,0:13:35.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Dies more difficult than said{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.00,0:13:41.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thankfully the Pizza Cutter is more than capable\Nof cutting down the Draconinc Tree Sentinel.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.98,0:13:43.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now that that's settled, time for the Capital
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.19,0:13:51.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But to my dismay, the way into the Capital is blocked.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.25,0:13:53.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even if we have the two Great Runes,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.35,0:13:56.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the Gold Fog Gate won't disappear, unless we talk to Melina.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.47,0:14:01.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With all options exhausted we are now truly\Nstuck in Altus Plateau.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.87,0:14:11.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Dies in frustration{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.59,0:14:13.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}Dies in solution?{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.11,0:14:20.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have activated the elevator by jumping down,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.02,0:14:22.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and slamming our body into the pressure plate.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.98,0:14:35.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We reach the Fog Gate leading to the boss; Magma Wyrm Makar.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.59,0:14:37.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's pop out the the good ol' Pizza Cutter.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.42,0:14:43.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fog Gates in the Lands Between \Nare only accessible from one direction.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.49,0:14:46.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This just goes to show how good Dark Souls 2 was.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.12,0:14:52.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Furthermore, the boss will not activate unless we cross the Fog Gate.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.22,0:15:01.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(these jokes are getting un-Bear-able)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.76,0:15:12.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But we cannot give up just yet.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:12.62,0:15:16.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's see if we can work some magic\Nand bend the rules of physics in our favour.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.30,0:15:20.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our last resort; consulting the map of wrong-warps.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.79,0:15:23.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This entire area has a default position in Altus Plateau,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.94,0:15:27.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but the Ruin Strewn Precipice is an exception.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.75,0:15:32.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We can now preform a fast-travel and\Nforce-quit the game before the loading screen disappears.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.12,0:15:36.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If we're too slow, we'll just end up doing the fast-travel.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.92,0:15:41.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If we are too fast, we'll end up at the exact same spot where we started.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.74,0:15:49.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A succesful wrong-warp will cause\Nour existence in this universe to disappear.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.14,0:15:52.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Resetting our position to the closes default location.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.35,0:15:55.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In this case: the start of the Ruin Strewn Precipice.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:59.31,0:16:02.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Despite our best efforts\Nwe land back on Altus Plateau,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.88,0:16:05.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,instead of the start of the Ruin Strewn Precipice.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.50,0:16:07.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If we look here we're standing in Altus Plateau
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.66,0:16:12.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if we go down, it should read 'Ruin Strewn Precipice'
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.89,0:16:15.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it doesn't.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.72,0:16:19.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quitting out, will send us back to the top of the elevator.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.42,0:16:25.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is because the area after the boss is considered\Nas an 'unstable ground',
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.59,0:16:28.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and does not count as being in the Ruin Strewn Precipice.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:29.89,0:16:32.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So unless this thing reads Ruin Strewn Precipice
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.89,0:16:34.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we can't wrong-warp out of here.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:38.71,0:16:41.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The developers have forgotten to mark a small area.\N(those fools!)
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.29,0:16:44.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A minor mistake that we can take advantage of.\N(Those absolute buffoons!)
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.46,0:17:13.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Limgrave is just ahead. We're so close.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.54,0:17:21.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As we walk toward Limgrave we come across\Na bridge connecting the two areas.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:21.66,0:17:23.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To my dismay, the bridge is broken,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:24.07,0:17:26.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,leaving no way to reach Limgrave.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:26.55,0:17:30.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's hard to believe that such a small gap\Ncan keep us from our destination.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.97,0:17:34.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our journey continues as we search for \Na way across the broken bridge,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.83,0:17:39.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Knowing that Limgrave, our final destination,\Nis just out of reach for now.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:39.37,0:17:41.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But we've come so far, we can't give up now.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:42.70,0:17:44.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(No comment)
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.44,0:17:49.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Liurnia of the Lakes.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:49.82,0:17:54.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A vast area filled with sorcery, crabs,\Nand especially; Portals.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:55.52,0:17:58.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The first protal leads to Cumbling Farum Azula.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:58.57,0:18:01.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Interesting, but even if I kill Malektith,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.57,0:18:03.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it'll lead straight to the Ashen Capital.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.06,0:18:07.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The second takes us to the Chapel of Anticipation,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.15,0:18:09.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the tutorial area we began in.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:09.40,0:18:11.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, this is completely useless.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.11,0:18:14.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The third portal transports us to Nokron, The Eternal City.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.25,0:18:17.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is a beautiful area, but
Dialogue: 0,0:18:17.34,0:18:19.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think it helps us, unless....
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.26,0:18:24.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nokron is situated underneath Limgrave and Caelid,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:24.39,0:18:26.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,connected by a two-way elevator.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:27.10,0:18:32.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Problem is this particular area is a small portion of\NNokron that doesn't lead anywhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.22,0:18:35.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our only hope is to break time and space using wrong-warps
Dialogue: 0,0:18:35.41,0:18:37.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and see if it leads to stable ground.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.43,0:18:44.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We seem to have spawned on the top layer of Nokron,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:44.45,0:18:46.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which is a bit concerning.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:48.31,0:18:52.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Going in naked prevents the Mimic Tear from\Nusing any of your equipment.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:52.51,0:18:56.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not that it matters since we have this chainsaw in our hands.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.42,0:19:01.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have come so close, but the question remains:
Dialogue: 0,0:19:02.25,0:19:05.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is the top layer of Nokron connected to the bottom portion?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:05.69,0:19:08.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is only one way to find out.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:08.16,0:19:12.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our health is getting real low.\NWish I had some kind of bottle to put my piss in.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.54,0:19:15.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}dies due to lack of piss{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.30,0:19:23.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With a stroke of luck, I've died right next to a Stake of Marika.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:23.38,0:19:26.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Restoring my health and landing me on the lower half of Nokron.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.78,0:19:29.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Only one step remains:
Dialogue: 0,0:19:29.49,0:19:32.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The elevator that connects Siofra river to Limgrave.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:48.80,0:19:50.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We've made it, against all odds.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.88,0:19:53.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We've escaped the treacherous depths\Nof Vulcano Manor
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.54,0:19:55.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and conqured the challenges that laid before us.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.99,0:19:59.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With nothing but our wits, skills\Nand a little chainsaw ingenuity,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:59.76,0:20:03.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We've proven that even the most dire situations can be overcome.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.39,0:20:04.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}bear running from bear{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.08,0:20:10.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a testament to the power of Tarnished\Nperserverance and creativity.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.69,0:20:17.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Remember: In the Lands Between\Nadaptibility and resourcefulness are the very essence of survival.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.86,0:20:23.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whether faced with towering bosses, impossible odds\Nor labyrinthine landscapes,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.11,0:20:27.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,never forget the spirit of exploration,\Nand the will to push through adversity.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.86,0:20:31.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For when the path seems darkest\Nand all hope appears to be lost,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.74,0:20:35.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It is then that our inner strength and determination shine brightest.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:38.52,0:20:41.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Embrace challenges, keep pushing forward
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.62,0:20:44.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and no obstacle will be too great to overcome.