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欢迎再次收看Steven Mittens的

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科学影院

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我，嗯（停顿），真是太高兴你能来了

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（零食袋被打开）

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快点告诉我吧

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我，我等不及了！

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（袋子开始起皱）

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（嘎吱嘎吱地大口嚼爆米花）

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你知道的，就是…当一男一女

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在一起的时候，一些特殊的事情

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就会发生（咀嚼燕麦片）

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就是，我身体里有个东西

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渴望

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它是我想摆脱的、我体内的一些东西

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（嘴里塞满了墨西哥卷饼咕哝着）

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哦甜心，没事的

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我想我应该早就知道你

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想说什么了！

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（咬碎着生菜）

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别急嘛

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说出来吧！

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快跟我分享你感觉到的

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我…（咀嚼苹果）

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我真的等不及了！

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求你快告诉我吧

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你到底想说什么呀？

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（喃喃自语）这太难了

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你吃东西的时候太帅了

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（咬碎胡萝卜）

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（暴风吸入西瓜）

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我怀孕了！

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你好，我是Steven Mittens Ⅲ

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你是怀孕了吗？

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（念错了“怀孕”的读音）

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你是不是和小孩子在一起？

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和小孩子在一起

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是最常见的

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过量饮食的方式之一。

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不要过量饮食！

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求你了，我们不想

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让世界上更多的人，更胖了。

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我们想让他们体型小一点！

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所以，请你，不要过量饮食。

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我是 Steven Mitten's Ⅲ

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（音乐）该死！

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（杂乱的噪音）

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嘿！你也许正在问你自己，

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我刚才看了些什么？

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一个随意搞笑的网络视频。

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如果你不想看它，那么你可以只

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啊！啊——查理！

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怎么了

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你是谁？

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我是蝙蝠侠，就像这样

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（唱蝙蝠侠主题曲）

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你为什么把你的手

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放在我朋友的嘴巴里？

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我没有走脑子。

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