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And now back to Steven Mittens

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Science Theater.

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I'm uh,I'm glad you could make it tonight.

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(Chip bag being opened)

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Just tell me already.

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I, I can't wait!

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(Bag crinkling)

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(Crunching on popcorn)

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You see when, uh, a man and a woman

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get together, something very special

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happens. (crunching cereal)

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You see, there is something inside

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of me, Desiree.

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(Mumbling with a mouth full of burrito)

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Something inside of me

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that wants to get out.

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Oh shnoodles, it's ok!

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I think I know what you

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want to say already!

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(crunch of biting into lettuce)

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Don't rush me.

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Just say it!

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Just tell me how you feel.

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I... (apple crunching)

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I can't wait any longer!

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Can you just please tell me

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what you want to say?

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Mumbling: this is so hard.

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You look so handsome eating.

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(Crunching carrot)

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(Slurping watermelon)

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I'm pregnant.

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Hello, my name is Steven Mittens the third

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Are you pregnant?

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(Mispronouncing the word pregnant)

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Are you with child?

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Being with a child is one of

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the most common forms

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of eating excessively.

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Don't eat excessively!

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Please, we don't want to make

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more people in this world bigger.

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We want to make 'em smaller!

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So please, don't eat excessively.

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I'm Steven Mitten's the third.

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(music) DAMN!

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Here, I'll do it. (random noises)

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Hey! You might be asking yourself,

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"What did I just watch?"

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A random internet funny video.

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and if you don't like it,

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then you can just...

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(forboding music)

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Ouch! Ouuuuch! Charlie!

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The hells goin' on man?

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Who are you?

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I'm Batman. You know like

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(singing batman theme song).

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Why do you got your finger

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in my sidekicks mouth?

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They're just random.

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Yeehaw! Way to go cowboy!

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I get it now.

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I like horses 'cause they go clipity clop.

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If you guys want to see another skit

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that me and Mora did, click here.

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(clicking noises)

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It's not working.

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Lighting Round!

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You're awesome!

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Thanks, you are too.

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What's your favorite band ever?

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Creed! Duh!

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(singing a Creed song)

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hahahaha!

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Are you serious?

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Yeah, it's probably Blink 182.

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Think you can do a handstand

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for 5 full seconds?

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Just grab my feet.

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Just grab my feet.

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I don't think this counts.

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No, it's gonna work!

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Alright! They don't know.

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Just count to 5.

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Do you go big or go home?

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I go home 'cause it's cold outside

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and I have a fireplace that keeps me warm

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with sheets.

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Wow! That was fun!

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Yeah, except we didn't

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get struck by lightening.

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(lightening strike)

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Anyways, guys, thanks for watching

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and be sure to check out

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the video I did with my friend

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from breakfast for dinner right here

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on my second channel.

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I play... a coffee drug lord and

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we explore the world of gourmet cooking.

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(kissing sound)

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Thanks for watching the show, everybody!

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Follow me on Twitter and Facebook

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and Google+. Whooooo!

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Hey, if you could fly what would you do?

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(music)