And now back to Steven Mittens
Science Theater.
I'm uh,I'm glad you could make it tonight.
(Chip bag being opened)
Just tell me already.
I, I can't wait!
(Bag crinkling)
(Crunching on popcorn)
You see when, uh, a man and a woman
get together, something very special
happens. (crunching cereal)
You see, there is something inside
of me, Desiree.
(Mumbling with a mouth full of burrito)
Something inside of me
that wants to get out.
Oh shnoodles, it's ok!
I think I know what you
want to say already!
(crunch of biting into lettuce)
Don't rush me.
Just say it!
Just tell me how you feel.
I... (apple crunching)
I can't wait any longer!
Can you just please tell me
what you want to say?
Mumbling: this is so hard.
You look so handsome eating.
(Crunching carrot)
(Slurping watermelon)
I'm pregnant.
Hello, my name is Steven Mittens the third
Are you pregnant?
(Mispronouncing the word pregnant)
Are you with child?
Being with a child is one of
the most common forms
of eating excessively.
Don't eat excessively!
Please, we don't want to make
more people in this world bigger.
We want to make 'em smaller!
So please, don't eat excessively.
I'm Steven Mitten's the third.
(music) DAMN!
Here, I'll do it. (random noises)
Hey! You might be asking yourself,
"What did I just watch?"
A random internet funny video.
and if you don't like it,
then you can just...
(forboding music)
Ouch! Ouuuuch! Charlie!
The hells goin' on man?
Who are you?
I'm Batman. You know like
(singing batman theme song).
Why do you got your finger
in my sidekicks mouth?
They're just random.
Yeehaw! Way to go cowboy!
I get it now.
I like horses 'cause they go clipity clop.
If you guys want to see another skit
that me and Mora did, click here.
(clicking noises)
It's not working.
Lighting Round!
You're awesome!
Thanks, you are too.
What's your favorite band ever?
Creed! Duh!
(singing a Creed song)
hahahaha!
Are you serious?
Yeah, it's probably Blink 182.
Think you can do a handstand
for 5 full seconds?
Just grab my feet.
I don't think this counts.
No, it's gonna work!
Alright! They don't know.
Just count to 5.
Do you go big or go home?
I go home 'cause it's cold outside
and I have a fireplace that keeps me warm
with sheets.
Wow! That was fun!
Yeah, except we didn't
get struck by lightening.
(lightening strike)
Anyways, guys, thanks for watching
and be sure to check out
the video I did with my friend
from breakfast for dinner right here
on my second channel.
I play... a coffee drug lord and
we explore the world of gourmet cooking.
(kissing sound)
Thanks for watching the show, everybody!
Follow me on Twitter and Facebook
and Google+. Whooooo!
Hey, if you could fly what would you do?
(music)