(audience cheers)
Hey, [inaudible] girls.
Kate.
Cecily.
Noel.
Vanessa.
Nasim.
And your little baby Aidy.
We're home for the holidays...
and this year we brought our boyfriends home with us!
But just because we're back in our mom and dad's house...
doesn't mean we can't still get a little nasty.
(girls all giggle)
♪ Back in town visiting my mom and dad ♪
♪ But that don't mean I don't wanna be bad ♪
-Say, "What's up?" to my cousins. -Hi.
-Say, "What's up?" to my neighbors! -Hey!
♪ And take my man to my childhood bedroom♪
♪ This is my old christening dress♪
♪ And here's my set of X-Files on VHS ♪
♪ -Now we're gonna freak ♪ ♪ -Freak ♪
♪ -In my monkey sheets ♪ ♪ -Sheets ♪
♪ That I've had since I was a kid ♪
♪ -Let's do it in my twin bed ♪ ♪ -Twin bed ♪
♪ -I'm not gonna like it ♪ ♪ -Like it ♪
♪ -But it's the only option ♪ ♪ -Option ♪
♪ -Where we can get it poppin' ♪ ♪ -Poppin' ♪
♪ -Let's do it in my twin bed ♪ ♪ -Twin bed ♪
♪ -Probably fall off it ♪ ♪ -Off it ♪
♪ -And let's get wild ♪ ♪ -Wild ♪
♪ -In a bed for a child ♪ ♪ -Child ♪
♪ If you want an old cat to watch you bone ♪
♪ You're gonna want to get down in my parent's home ♪
♪ -It'll lick it's body ♪ ♪ -Body ♪
♪ -While you lick my body ♪ ♪ -Body ♪
♪ Then it will throw up on your pants ♪
(audience laughs)
♪ Come on, sexy boy, gotta do this quick ♪
♪ While my folks are at the pharmacy, my momma's sick ♪
♪ -She's got a cough ♪ ♪ -Cough ♪
♪ -She got it from Jean ♪ ♪ -Jean ♪
♪ And now it's a whole thing with Jean ♪
♪ I'm glad you got to meet my Uncle Ted ♪
♪ Now keep it down he used to sleep on my trundle bed ♪
♪ -Hey, don't mind me ♪ ♪ -Me ♪
♪ -We're family ♪ ♪ -Lee ♪
♪ -Did you hear Aunt Ruth is dead? ♪ ♪ -Sad. ♪
♪ -Let's do it on my twin bed ♪ ♪ -Twin bed ♪
♪ -Even though Aunt Ruth's dead ♪ ♪ -Ruth's dead ♪
♪ -Wish we had more room ♪ ♪ -More room ♪
♪ -But grandma got the guest room ♪ ♪ -Guest room ♪
♪ -But we'll still get nasty ♪ ♪ -Nasty ♪
♪ -Up against my trophies ♪ ♪ -Trophies ♪
♪ -You're a certified hottie ♪ ♪ -Hottie ♪
♪ -Like Jay T.T. ♪ -Oh, thanks!
Girl, you know I love you, but let's be clear.
I'm having lots of trouble gettin' horny here.
I wanna get down and do my thing.
But your childhood bed has antique springs.
And I guess your mom don't know how to knock.
Keep my foot on the door cuz' it doesn't lock.
Can't fully undress in case your parents come through.
Just shirt, no pants, like Winnie the Pooh.
Why am I even trying to get laid...
Where there's a photo of you from seventh grade?
Let's take it back now, ya'll.
(audience hoots and cheers)
(audience cheers louder)
♪ -So we'll do it in my twin bed ♪ ♪ -Twin bed ♪
♪ -Not gonna like it ♪ ♪ -Like it ♪
♪ -But you can't be picky ♪ ♪ -Picky ♪
♪ -When you're staying with your family♪ ♪ -Family ♪
Havin' sex in a tiny twin bed, ya'll!
Happy holidays.
We out.
(audience cheers and applauds loudly)
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