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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.19,0:00:02.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(audience cheers)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.02,0:00:07.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, [inaudible] girls.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.67,0:00:08.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kate.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.18,0:00:08.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cecily.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.76,0:00:09.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noel.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.52,0:00:10.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vanessa.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.35,0:00:11.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nasim.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.02,0:00:12.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And your little baby Aidy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.88,0:00:14.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're home for the holidays...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.22,0:00:17.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and this year we brought \Nour boyfriends home with us!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.49,0:00:20.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But just because we're back\Nin our mom and dad's house...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.07,0:00:22.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,doesn't mean we can't still get a little nasty.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.60,0:00:24.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(girls all giggle)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.51,0:00:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Back in town visiting my mom and dad ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.27,0:00:31.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ But that don't mean I don't wanna be bad ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.63,0:00:33.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Say, "What's up?" to my cousins.\N-Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.70,0:00:35.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Say, "What's up?" to my neighbors! \N-Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.63,0:00:39.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ And take my man to my childhood bedroom♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.34,0:00:43.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ This is my old christening dress♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.97,0:00:47.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ And here's my set of X-Files on VHS ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.61,0:00:49.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ -Now we're gonna freak ♪\N♪ -Freak ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.46,0:00:51.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ -In my monkey sheets ♪\N♪ -Sheets ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.66,0:00:55.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ That I've had since I was a kid ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.15,0:00:57.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ -Let's do it in my twin bed ♪\N♪ -Twin bed ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.54,0:00:59.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ -I'm not gonna like it ♪\N♪ -Like it ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.34,0:01:01.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ -But it's the only option ♪\N♪ -Option ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.26,0:01:03.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ -Where we can get it poppin' ♪\N♪ -Poppin' ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.22,0:01:05.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ -Let's do it in my twin bed ♪\N♪ -Twin bed ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.31,0:01:07.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ -Probably fall off it ♪\N♪ -Off it ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.14,0:01:09.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ -And let's get wild ♪\N♪ -Wild ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.12,0:01:11.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ -In a bed for a child ♪\N♪ -Child ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.93,0:01:15.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ If you want an old cat to watch you bone ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.36,0:01:18.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ You're gonna want to get down\Nin my parent's home ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.92,0:01:20.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ -It'll lick it's body ♪\N♪ -Body ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.84,0:01:22.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ -While you lick my body ♪ \N♪ -Body ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.83,0:01:26.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Then it will throw up on your pants ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.18,0:01:27.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(audience laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.63,0:01:30.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Come on, sexy boy, gotta do this quick ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.92,0:01:34.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ While my folks are at the pharmacy, \Nmy momma's sick ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.64,0:01:36.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ -She's got a cough ♪\N♪ -Cough ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.60,0:01:38.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ -She got it from Jean ♪\N♪ -Jean ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.60,0:01:42.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ And now it's a whole thing with Jean ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.00,0:01:46.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I'm glad you got to meet my Uncle Ted ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.56,0:01:50.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Now keep it down he used\Nto sleep on my trundle bed ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.42,0:01:52.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ -Hey, don't mind me ♪\N♪ -Me ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.35,0:01:54.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ -We're family ♪\N♪ -Lee ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.44,0:01:58.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ -Did you hear Aunt Ruth is dead? ♪\N♪ -Sad. ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.25,0:02:00.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ -Let's do it on my twin bed ♪\N♪ -Twin bed ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.20,0:02:02.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ -Even though Aunt Ruth's dead ♪\N♪ -Ruth's dead ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.22,0:02:04.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ -Wish we had more room ♪\N♪ -More room ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.09,0:02:06.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ -But grandma got the guest room ♪\N♪ -Guest room ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.18,0:02:08.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ -But we'll still get nasty ♪\N♪ -Nasty ♪\N
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.10,0:02:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ -Up against my trophies ♪\N♪ -Trophies ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.00,0:02:11.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ -You're a certified hottie ♪\N♪ -Hottie ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.97,0:02:14.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ -Like Jay T.T. ♪\N-Oh, thanks!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.58,0:02:16.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Girl, you know I love you,\Nbut let's be clear.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.51,0:02:18.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm having lots of trouble gettin' horny here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.52,0:02:20.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanna get down and do my thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.24,0:02:22.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But your childhood bed has antique springs.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.34,0:02:24.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I guess your mom \Ndon't know how to knock.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.29,0:02:26.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Keep my foot on the door cuz' it doesn't lock.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.32,0:02:28.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can't fully undress in case\Nyour parents come through.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.24,0:02:30.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just shirt, no pants, like Winnie the Pooh.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.34,0:02:32.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why am I even trying to get laid...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.18,0:02:34.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where there's a photo of you from seventh grade?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.18,0:02:36.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's take it back now, ya'll.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.13,0:02:40.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(audience hoots and cheers)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.15,0:02:49.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(audience cheers louder)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.39,0:02:51.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ -So we'll do it in my twin bed ♪\N♪ -Twin bed ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.43,0:02:53.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ -Not gonna like it ♪\N♪ -Like it ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.30,0:02:55.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ -But you can't be picky ♪\N♪ -Picky ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.28,0:02:57.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ -When you're staying with your family♪ \N♪ -Family ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.61,0:03:00.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Havin' sex in a tiny twin bed, ya'll!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.100,0:03:02.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Happy holidays.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.36,0:03:02.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We out.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.49,0:03:07.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(audience cheers and applauds loudly)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.78,0:03:10.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[go to www.facebook.com/subtitleyoutube\Nto make a personal request]