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(audience cheers)

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Hey, [inaudible] girls.

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Kate.

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Cecily.

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Noel.

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Vanessa.

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Nasim.

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And your little baby Aidy.

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We're home for the holidays...

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and this year we brought 
our boyfriends home with us!

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But just because we're back
in our mom and dad's house...

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doesn't mean we can't still get a little nasty.

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(girls all giggle)

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♪ Back in town visiting my mom and dad ♪

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♪ But that don't mean I don't wanna be bad ♪

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-Say, "What's up?" to my cousins.
-Hi.

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-Say, "What's up?" to my neighbors! 
-Hey!

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♪ And take my man to my childhood bedroom♪

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♪ This is my old christening dress♪

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♪ And here's my set of X-Files on VHS ♪

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♪ -Now we're gonna freak ♪
♪ -Freak ♪

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♪ -In my monkey sheets ♪
♪ -Sheets ♪

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♪ That I've had since I was a kid ♪

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♪ -Let's do it in my twin bed ♪
♪ -Twin bed ♪

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♪ -I'm not gonna like it ♪
♪ -Like it ♪

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♪ -But it's the only option ♪
♪ -Option ♪

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♪ -Where we can get it poppin' ♪
♪ -Poppin' ♪

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♪ -Let's do it in my twin bed ♪
♪ -Twin bed ♪

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♪ -Probably fall off it ♪
♪ -Off it ♪

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♪ -And let's get wild ♪
♪ -Wild ♪

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♪ -In a bed for a child ♪
♪ -Child ♪

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♪ If you want an old cat to watch you bone ♪

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♪ You're gonna want to get down
in my parent's home ♪

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♪ -It'll lick it's body ♪
♪ -Body ♪

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♪ -While you lick my body ♪ 
♪ -Body ♪

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♪ Then it will throw up on your pants ♪

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(audience laughs)

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♪ Come on, sexy boy, gotta do this quick ♪

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♪ While my folks are at the pharmacy, 
my momma's sick ♪

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♪ -She's got a cough ♪
♪ -Cough ♪

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♪ -She got it from Jean ♪
♪ -Jean ♪

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♪ And now it's a whole thing with Jean ♪

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♪ I'm glad you got to meet my Uncle Ted ♪

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♪ Now keep it down he used
to sleep on my trundle bed ♪

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♪ -Hey, don't mind me ♪
♪ -Me ♪

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♪ -We're family ♪
♪ -Lee ♪

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♪ -Did you hear Aunt Ruth is dead? ♪
♪ -Sad. ♪

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♪ -Let's do it on my twin bed ♪
♪ -Twin bed ♪

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♪ -Even though Aunt Ruth's dead ♪
♪ -Ruth's dead ♪

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♪ -Wish we had more room ♪
♪ -More room ♪

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♪ -But grandma got the guest room ♪
♪ -Guest room ♪

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♪ -But we'll still get nasty ♪
♪ -Nasty ♪


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♪ -Up against my trophies ♪
♪ -Trophies ♪

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♪ -You're a certified hottie ♪
♪ -Hottie ♪

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♪ -Like Jay T.T. ♪
-Oh, thanks!

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Girl, you know I love you,
but let's be clear.

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I'm having lots of trouble gettin' horny here.

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I wanna get down and do my thing.

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But your childhood bed has antique springs.

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And I guess your mom 
don't know how to knock.

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Keep my foot on the door cuz' it doesn't lock.

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Can't fully undress in case
your parents come through.

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Just shirt, no pants, like Winnie the Pooh.

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Why am I even trying to get laid...

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Where there's a photo of you from seventh grade?

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Let's take it back now, ya'll.

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(audience hoots and cheers)

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(audience cheers louder)

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♪ -So we'll do it in my twin bed ♪
♪ -Twin bed ♪

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♪ -Not gonna like it ♪
♪ -Like it ♪

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♪ -But you can't be picky ♪
♪ -Picky ♪

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♪ -When you're staying with your family♪ 
♪ -Family ♪

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Havin' sex in a tiny twin bed, ya'll!

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Happy holidays.

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We out.

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(audience cheers and applauds loudly)

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