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- Как дела, эмейзингфиловские челиксы?
- Привет

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Мы на канале Фила.

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Что, черт возьми, происходит?
Зачем мы здесь?

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Похоже на один из тех моментов, когда
Фил просто хочет что-то запостить

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потому что, знаете ли, слишком много
времени прошло, нет идей

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- Нет!
- Как будет называться видео?

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"Мы мертвы навсегда"

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"Он покидает меня"

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"Я снова умер"

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-"Пытаемся выжить"
- Я не знаю

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что происходит, почему мы
сидим, одетые как в 90-е?

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Мы в гримерке в подвале и мы
репетируем наше шоу

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То есть, нашу жизнь на следующие
шесть месяцев

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- Мы валим...
- В тур.

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В тур, и я подумал, что мы можем
сделать типа прощальный Q&A.

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- Временно прощальный
- Да

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- Мы ж не навсегда
- Ну да

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Извините, просто после перерыва, я
думаю, нам нужно прояснить это

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потому что люди все еще страдают от
ПТСР из-за исчезновения своих отцов

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Не перерыв. Мы попытаемся
делать на игровом канале

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и я, возможно, загляну
туда ненадолго

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- Чтоб поздороваться
- Поздороваться, да

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Мы ответим на несколько вопросов
о жизни, а также о туре и о...

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- Сюжете
- Да

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- Если там есть "ссать", я просто...
- Мы не будем это читать

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Я уйду и Фил сам это снимет

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"Вы знаете о японском заговоре?"

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- Что это нахрен такое?

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- Это о том, что мы типа
поженились в Японии

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и мы возможно обсудим это во время шоу

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- Скажем так, в этом туре...
- Спрячь, спрячь свою руку

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Они же увидят

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Увидят что на пальце

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Что, отсутствие обручального кольца?
Ну и ладно

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Этот тур посвящен постановке темы
всего этого чертового возвращения

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новой эры Дэна и Фила

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Речь пойдет о будущем,

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а также о противостоянии
прошлому

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Если вы чувствительная личность,
черт возьми, пристегнитесь

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Эта камера делает тебе
милый анимешный румянец и монокль

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Посмотрите на этот маленький,
маленький румянец!

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И монокль!
- Мм, очень хорошо, хороший сэр

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"На скольких подушках вы спите?"

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двух

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У меня вопросы к изобретателю
подушек

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Они либо слишком тонкие, либо слишком
толстые

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- О, боже, да
- Нам просто нужна одна нормальная

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- толщиной в 1,5
- Ты кладёшь голову на подушку

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и она либо скажет "бам!" до самого низа
либо она огромная

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Так почему бы нам просто не сделать
подушки толщиной 1,5?

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Это спасло бы мою шею
и поясницу

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Иногда вижу видео, где чел такой
"Худший способ сна, вы умрёте"

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А ты такой: «О Боже, это я!»

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Это реально я

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Я лежу на животе, скрученный,
обнимая подушку

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Они говорят: "Это ужасно для твоего
позвоночника, ничего не дышит"

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- Ага
- "И интеллект падает"

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и да, я слишком занят сном,
чтобы слушать тебя, ботан

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Да, скажи мне, Уинстон,
почему это так удобно?

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Если природа этого не хочет?

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Кстати об удобстве, "боксеры,
плавки или боксеры-плавки?"

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- Спор
- О, у нас тут есть

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Для чего эти трусы телесного цвета, Дэн?

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Вы не хотите знать, это часть шоу

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- Зачем они тебе?
- Ты не хочешь знать, но увидишь

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Я в боксерах-плавках

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Боксеры слишком свободные,
плавки, слишком упругие

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- Слишком тесные
- Да

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"Чем этот тур отличается от
других?"

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Йоу, типа, смотрите, прошло много времени

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Сейчас уже не 2015 год

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Я не был в туре около 7 лет, так 
что он более гейский

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Как вы и культура
изменились с 2018 года?

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- Вот именно
- Да

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Оно представляет то,
какой наш канал сейчас

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Это сплошной красный флаг

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- Да, я знаю.
- Не говори так

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- Я не знаю!
- Это своего рода лучшее из всего

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Да

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В нем есть театральная необычность TATI
NOF и что-то из эстетики второго тура

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