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- What's up, AmazingPhil dusties?
- Hello,
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- We're on Phil's channel.
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- What the hell is going on?
What's going on? Why are we here?
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- Feels like one of those times
where Phil wants to just post something,
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'cause he's, you know, too much time
has passed, he has no ideas.
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- No!
- What's the title of this one gonna be?
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"We're Dead Forever,"
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- We're, we're... (laughs)
- "He's Leaving Me".
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- "We're Leaving-"...
- "I Died Again".
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- "... Trying to Survive Out Here".
- And I don't know what's going on,
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why are we sat here, dressed like
strange 90s cultists?
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- We're in a dressing room
in a basement,
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the phasement,
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and we are rehearsing our tour.
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- AKA, our life for the next six months.
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- We're about to leave...
- On tour.
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- On tour, and I thought we could
do a kind of farewell Q&A.
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- A temporary farewell,
- Yeah.
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- we're not disappearing forever.
- No.
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- Sorry, just post-hiatus, I felt like
we needed to clarify that
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because people still have PTSD
from their dads disappearing
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to get the milk.
- This is not a hiatus.
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We're gonna try and game
on the gaming channel
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and I might poke my nose
in here for a bit,
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- Just to say hi, you know.
- Just to say hi.
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- We're gonna answer
some questions about life,
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and also about tour.
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- Lore.
- Lore!
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- If anyone says "piss," I'm just,
- No, we're just gonna switch it off,
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- I'm leaving, Phil's gonna film this
by himself, answer his own questions.
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- "Did you know about the
Japan conspiracy?"
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What the (bark) does that mean?
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- Is that the one that we
got married in Japan?
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Because we might be
addressing that at the tour.
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- Let's just say, this tour,
- Hide your, hide your hand,
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they might see it.
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They might see what's
on your finger.
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- What, the lack of wedding ring?
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Ok, yeah.
- The phwedding phring.
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- This tour is all about establishing
what the heck this comeback
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new era of Dan and Phil is.
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It's about the future,
- Comeback.
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- and also confronting
a bit of the past.
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So if you're sensitive to
tea being spilled, then
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holy shit, strap yourselves in.
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- This camera's kind of giving you
a cute little anime blush
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and a monocle.
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(Dan laughs)
Look at that little, little blush!
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And a monocle!
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- (Dan, in goofy accent)
Mm, very well, good sir,
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dip, dip, dippity in the morning.
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- "How many pillows do you sleep with?"
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- Two.
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- I've got a problem with the
pillow inventor, right?
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They're either too thin or too thick.
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- Oh my god, that is so right.
- We just need one that is,
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1.5 thickness.
- You need to put your head on a pillow
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and it either goes "bam!"
to the bottom
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or you put it on and it's like
this big and it's like (choking noise).
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- So why aren't we just making
1.5 thickness pillows?
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It would save my neck
and my crack.
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Do you know sometimes
I get a TikTok of a guy that's like,
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"This is the worst way you could
possibly sleep,
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"you're killing yourself."
- And you're like, "oh my God, that's me!"
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- It's just me.
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I'm like, on my front, twisted,
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cuddling a pillow.
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- They're like, "this is terrible
for your spine,
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"it restricts your airflow,
- Good.
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"your intelligence dwindles
every single day,"
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and yeah, I'm too busy
snort mimimiing to listen to you, nerd.
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- Yeah, tell me, Winston,
why is it so comfy?
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If nature doesn't want it?
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- Speaking of comfy,
"boxers, briefs, or boxer-briefs?"
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Fight.
- Oh, there's some here.
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What are these nude-colored
briefs for, Dan?
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- You don't wanna know why
that's part of the show.
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- What have you got these for?
- (Dan singing) You don't wanna know,
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but you are gonna see.
- Ooh.
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I'm in a boxer-brief time.
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Boxers, too flappy,
briefs, too squashy.
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- Too constricting.
- Yeah.
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- "How different does this tour
feel from your others?"
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Yo, I mean, look, a lot of time's passed.
- It's...
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- It ain't 2015 anymore.
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- I haven't been on tour in like 7 years,
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so I'd say it's gayer.
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- How have you and culture
changed since 2018?
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- Yes.
- Yeah, yeah.
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- It represents what our
channel is like now,
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I would say.
- What-, that's a red flag.
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- Yes, I know.
- Don't say that.
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- I don't know.
- It's kind of a best of everything,
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I would say.
- Yeah.
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- It's got like the theatrical
extraness of TATINOF.
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- Yes.
- It has some of the aesthetic
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and interactive fun
of [Interactive] Introverts.
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- Yes.
- And it has some of the tone
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and homosexuality of
[We're All] Doomed,
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which is great, it's like
the ultimate meld.
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- They've all banged and made this baby.
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- Yeah, the Voltron of influence.
- Ooh.
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Also, I feel a lot more confident
in myself,
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so I feel like on stage I'm gonna be
a bit less like a frightened rabbit
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and more like a cougar.
- Yeah. (record scratch)
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- No, not a cougar,
I'm not a, don't worry.
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- Phil's saying that he
is an available MILF,
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and if you're a desperate lesbian
in the audience,
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he's coming for you.
- Oh yeah.
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Hey, we've got one here.
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What is your fave... browser?
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- I can't believe someone
asked that, Phil,
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- I just, I just, it's wild.
- Alright.
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to let you know
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if you just took the plunge
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and cheated on the browser
you're using right now.
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It's like the feeling of
going to your friend's house
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when you think you're gonna be able
to play with one of these
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and they hand you this.
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As a chaotic squirrel-brained person,
I am enjoying the workspace feature
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where you can click between a whole
workspace in an instance.
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I've got my tour one, where I'm
working on my tour stuff,
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and then my other one where I'm
doing my actual work,
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meerkat research.
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There is also a Lucid tool.
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Let's look at this ancient
Phil video, right?
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(Wilhelm scream)
Look how blurry he is.
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Not anymore, look,
and you can slide it.
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I just could spend hours sliding
this Lucid bar back and forth.
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Well, click on battery saver mode.
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It could give you a whole
extra chunk of time.
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So if this is making you feel like,
"ooh, Phil, I might actually
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"head over to the Opera Browser
side of life,"
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you can click the link below.
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Upgrade your browsing life and
feel like this guy
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every day.
(Otamatone sings)
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We know you are
sluts for Deliveroo,
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but what is the last meal
you actually cooked?
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- Uh, peanut butter on toast.
- No, I made a spaghetti bolognese
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for you.
- You did,
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- You were ill, and I cooked,
- you did.
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- and got an onion.
- And I was like, "this is so lovely,"
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I can't taste.
- It was a waste of time.
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- So this is the one time
you've cooked in like a year,
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- Yeah.
- and you gave it to the guy
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that has a blocked sinus.
- I did.
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- But the thought was there.
- It was.
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- Thanks.
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"Will Phil let anyone
shower on the bus this time?"
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- No.
- No.
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- I've been in deep dives,
- Don't set Phil off on his
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water conspiracy.
- about microbes.
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You can't leave water
anywhere in the sun without...
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- You leave a tap water glass
- ...beasts.
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- out for three minutes, death.
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You shower in the theatre.
- We do.
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- You come to a dank basement,
where like, the chorus line
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of Hamilton have just been scrubbing
their feet for 20 minutes
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- Yes.
- and then you're like "hell yeah".
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- It's communal and there's a lot
of crew to shower.
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- If you think it's a glamorous life
- No.
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- being backstage
in all these theaters,
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they spend all their money
on the front end
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and then their back end
is a decrepit mess,
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am I right, brother?
- It's, it's correct.
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- "I'm using [the] Terrible Influence
Tour as a lesbian dating event."
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Yeah, yeah.
- Do you know what,
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this is probably one of the
best times to find a mate.
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A mate? Why, why-
(Dan laughs)
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- Are you also a cougar?
- Are you a cougar?
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- Are you a young cub on the prowl
looking for a hot MILF-ette?
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- Just say hi to the person
sat next to you,
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get their Instagram,
you never know.
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- What you need to do is go,
"hi, bye, IG?"
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- I me.
- You...
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(Phil claps)
- Or just hold hands.
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- Or go into a little chocolate shop.
- Or like, asexual, let's just binge
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Netlix and talk about how
much we hate people.
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"Explain the tour in 4 words," go.
- Oh! Okay. Erm,
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- "Erm" is one.
- Ahhh!
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- "Ah."
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I can't do it, you do it!
- "I can't."
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"Erm," "AHHH!," "I can't!"
- I can't!
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- Very 2015 Tumblr of you there.
- I know.
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- No fucks given anymore.
- Ooh, nice!
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- New era, who dis?
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New era, blond haira.
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- TVs, twinks, twat,
(Vine boom)
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to...tally amazing.
- Hyphenated?
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- Yes.
- Yeah, thanks, Phil.
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"Can we have a costume preview?"
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Hi Ellie, yeah, here you go.
- (Phil drumming thighs) This is it.
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- We're going for Y2K meets ventilation.
- We are.
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- Ventilation was the priority.
- Do you want to see my legs?
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- Ok, so, Phil said ventilation up top
- I'm wearing...
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- and extreme chafe down there.
- pleather.
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Oh, I'm not gonna wear
these shoes, though.
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- He said, I want clam, I want clasp,
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I want this sticky shit on my calf.
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- I am squeaking in places
I shouldn't be squeaking.
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- Do you like my trash bag trousers?
(Dan slaps thigh)
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- Shiny. Look at that.
- Yeah, the lack of breathability is in.
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- "Is there still tickets in Europe?"
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- Yes! There are tickets in Europe
- Oh yeah.
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- and there's some for 29 euros.
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- I'm not saying that we
don't have friends,
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and the promoter held
30 seats in every show
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as if we were a popstar that
would have dozens of people
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in every country to come see,
- Yeah.
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- and then we had to tell them
we don't have that many friends.
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Antwerp, Copenhagen,
Berlin, Warsaw,
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Frankfurt, Stockholm,
Oslo, Helsinki,
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and also, Amsterdam,
Reykjavik, and Dublin
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on the other side of the year.
- Yes.
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- Come see us, there are tickets
on sale now.
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They are cheap, bring a friend.
- DanAndPhilTour.com
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"Is this tour more (bark)
than the last two?"
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That better be bleeped good.
- Do you know you can't actually
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- Don't be Dan. Don't be Dan.
- say that word on YouTube?
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- No, no, Dan has had some
important videos demonetized.
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- Yes, it will be fundamentally
more (bark) than the last two.
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"Any plans on October 19th
this year?"
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- Oh, where are we gonna be?
We do a show in LA,
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on October 18th,
- Yeah.
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- and then we [drive] into Vegas,
is anything interesting happening?
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- No seriously, imagine it.
(Dan and Phil chuckling)
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- Don't want to get people's hopes up.
- Don't, don't even.
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"How many hours a day
did you rehearse?"
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- It's been, like, 12
for the last 3 months.
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- 9 AM to 10 PM,
has been today.
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- And then thinking
about it in our sleep,
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- Yes.
- and then waking up at 5 AM with anxiety,
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and then doing some more.
- And then doing it all again.
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"Can I go see the tour alone?"
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- 100%.
- Yeah.
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- You are not alone when you
come to the Dan and Phil show
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because it's like being
in the comment section.
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- It is.
- You can turn up by yourself,
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and if you're not a
social kind of person,
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get a drink, sit there, enjoy the show,
- You can just vibe.
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- soak in the vibes. If you want to be
like, hey, who's the person next to you,
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chances are, you have nearly
everything in common,
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and they might be a best friend,
or a future partner.
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- It is strong, we see...
- Just saying.
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I'm not matchmaking you,
but I'm just saying.
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- A lot of people make friends
on our tour.
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"How do you decide what
cities to go to?"
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- Well, as we know from
pain in the past,
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we are at the whim of
venues and promoters.
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- Yeah.
- We need an available theatre
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and some people that go, "Who are
Dan and Phil? Do we trust them?
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"Are they reputable entertainers?"
- Yes.
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- And then, maybe they'll let us in.
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- When we first did a tour, they didn't
want to let us into America.
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(Dan laughs)
- They were like, "Who are these guys?"
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- And the thing is, all these people
have access to our Instagrams,
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so they know exactly how many
followers we have in every city,
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so if you're ever like, "Why won't
Dan and Phil come to Cape Town?,"
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- Yeah.
- it's because they've gone, "You have
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"600 fans, sorry, there's not enough
people for a theatre there."
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- And we are begging these people,
- We would love to.
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- we're like, please let us.
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My Mexico thread has 63 emails,
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which is basically me going,
"Any news? Any news?"
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- So don't worry, we see you,
we love you, we appreciate you,
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we are trying, and one day,
- Yes.
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- one fricking day, one fucking day...
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"How is your colon babe?"
(Dan and Phil laughing)
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- Like you just walk up to someone
and say, "How's your colon, babe?"
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- As we should. Normalize colonoscopies.
- Yes.
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Everything is healed.
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- Can we just take a moment to
peacefully acknowledge the
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epic charity case that is Phil Lester?
- I can't help it.
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- Once upon a time, he had a migraine
problem, then he swallowed superglue,
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and then he was bleeding out of
his ass, and then guess what?
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We are doing something, I should say
- Something.
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- there's some kind of stunt, event,
- A moment.
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- say some kind of satirical,
incredible, theatrical,
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climactic moment of the show,
and we were having the first ever
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rehearsal for it, and Phil...
- I broke a rib.
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(gasp, glass shattering)
Or cracked a rib. I don't know.
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But now I can't breathe or laugh
or move without pain.
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I'm fine.
- No, he's not fine, but he's fine.
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"Dog when???"
- Now.
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- Now.
- Here it is!
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- Imagine. Yeah, let's get a dog
and then leave it in a house
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and then leave the
house until February.
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- No, there's only ever gonna be a dog
if we can dedicate time to the hound.
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You shouldn't get one for Christmas.
So, not now, but sometime.
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"Who is better at
organizing and planning?"
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Dan is a lot better at...
- What do you think?
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- Look, actually, I'm great
at hotels and flights.
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I am the flight and hotel whisperer.
- Phil loves a deal.
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I'd say that's more about the money.
- I like a deal.
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"What the (bark)
was the silicone for?
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Ah.
- Context. Context right now.
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- Well, I went on a very
sketchy website
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and had to buy a whole...
- Oh, don't say that it's sketchy.
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- ...lot of silicone.
- Look, some people are into full-body
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character transformation
silicone-based onesies,
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- Yes. Complete with cow udders.
- And Phil spent several hundred dollars
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on an item,
- I did.
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- for a perfectly unsexual
moment of the show.
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- Which you might see.
- And I think if they weren't
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scared before, they are now.
You made it worse.
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- All I'll say is I felt a bit
claustrophobic putting it on.
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Oh my god. "How to get over a
breakup you can't get closure from?"
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- I think you missed the memo.
- Oh damn, oh, you're in the wrong inbox.
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- You missed the memo for this.
- Are we qualified for that?
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- But I'll just say, they're not
worth it, you can do better.
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- Mm.
- Enjoy that single life.
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There's loads of things you can do.
- Phil said, hoe era.
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- Yeah.
- Things? More like people and things.
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- Rat boy summer
yourself into that pool.
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- I mean, if someone doesn't want
to give you closure, that is closure.
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- That is closure.
- You know what I'm saying?
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- Yeah.
- Sometimes in life,
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answers can't be found, and
that has to be your answer.
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- Mm.
- Write your own story.
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"Did you know that children don't
have kneecaps until they're 6?"
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- I hate this. Are you lying? Am I dumb?
- Oh, I hate that! No!
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- Stop it!
- Are you tricking me? Is this a fact?
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- "Most children's kneecaps turn from
cartilage to bone between 2 and 6."
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- Ugh! No. Get away.
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- "Phil, what F1 knowledge
did Dan force feed you?"
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(Dan laughs)
- Alright. Here we go.
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Quiz me. Quiz me.
- Who are the Ferrari drivers?
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- Charles LeClerc. LeClerc!
- (Frenchly) LeClerc!
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(child in video)
"LeCLERCghugh!"
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- And, uh, Kyle Pe...
- Car...
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- Carlos Sainz.
- Ooh...
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- I got it. I got it.
- Taking up, taking up brain space.
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That's all you need to
know about the sport.
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- I've got more. Valtteri Bottas,
Lewis Hamilton,
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George Russell,
- Yes.
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- Stephen Mulhern. No, that's a magician.
- No.
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Stephen Mulhern in a car?!
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- I don't know what I was thinking.
- Sorry, that is the most
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British reference ever.
- That was very British.
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- What the hell, Phil.
- Yeah, I don't know.
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"Did y'all have a brat summer?"
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- We had a rat summer.
- Rat boy summer.
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We were in... a... holiday place.
I won't say where we were.
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- Phil's trying to dox
our holiday location.
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- We went on holiday,
it was nice. Very ratty.
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- And since then we've been
rehearsing for a tour.
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- (Dan singing) Summeeerrr...
- But to be honest, the true essence
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of a brat summer sounds
horrendous to me. Up at 4 AM...
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- Are you not a 365 party girl?
- No. I'm a half an hour party boy.
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- Terrible Influence when
you're bumping that?
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And you're about to be
so 365 until January,
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- That's fine.
- so you better become it.
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- I'll take it in small doses.
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- "Is Jake Gyllenhaal hot?" What kind
of (barking) question is that?
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Yes.
- Yes.
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He's one of the...
- Who says no? Find me.
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- He's one of the rare people
- Choke.
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- that have been hot at
every stage of his career.
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Donnie Darko through to
whatever the hell he's doing now.
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It's all... hotness. I say it's
one of the-
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- Do you need a moment, Phil?
- Yes.
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- He made you gay?
- He did.
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- Right. Yep.
- Do you know people who are like,
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- Oh, Phil's really going off
on Jake Gyllenhaal.
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- I'm not, I'm just saying-
- No, we're having a moment,
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and that's okay, we just need
to acknowledge that.
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- There are some people that are so
beyond hot, even if I was a straight man
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- You'd have to be like, Jake Gyllenhaal,
- I would be like, yes.
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- he can get it, he can take it,
he can throw it across the room.
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Give me that Gyllen-
- I would wash his sweaty vest.
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- Mm. Ok.
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- "Merch vibes?"
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- You wanted merch vibes, huh?
- Oh, look at this!
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- You like a bit of chrome? Ooh.
- Ooh, look at that.
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- Can I spoil this one? Please?
- Go on then. Do it.
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(Dan and Phil laughing)
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- Already every person on
the crew wants to wear that.
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- Someone's like, I'm gonna
get this for my grandma,
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- They need it.
- and I will make her wear it.
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- We always like to
have one funny thing.
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- Color energy, oh.
- Oh, oh.
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- We do have a kind of
wild update, though,
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- Yes.
- which is, as of yesterday,
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every single VIP ticket for our show
to come to the meet-and-greet
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has completely sold out,
- They're gone,
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we're gonna be meeting so many of you.
- at every single show around the world,
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so thank you.
- Thanks.
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- Tour hasn't even started yet,
that's never happened before.
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There may be a couple venues where
they found some space to add more,
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so do check just in case.
- Look around.
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- But, for most of them,
we wanted to do something
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for all of the people that
already bought tickets,
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and for the people that
may yet be on the fence.
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- Yes, so anyone that's
already bought a ticket
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or anyone that's gets one
in the next month,
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- Anyone who buys any ticket.
- Any kind of ticket. The cheap ones.
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- Two people from every single
show are going to get upgraded
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to the full meet-and-greet. You get
to meet us, you get to have some merch,
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you get to come to the thing early.
The whole shebang.
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- Bang.
- And all you have to do is have a ticket.
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And that is everyone
who's already got one
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and anyone who gets one
in the next month.
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So if you and a friend are like,
oh my god, I found these ones
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that are really really cheap and we
could just like, randomly meet them,
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- Go grab 'em.
- Do it. Do it.
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- But make sure you do it in the next
month because then it runs out.
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- You know how Phil always wins
these competitions and stuff?
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- It could be you.
- It's because he enters them.
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- Yes. And if any of this tour
talk has tickled your pickle,
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make sure to go to DanAndPhilTour.com,
see if we're coming near your town...
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- We're going everywhere.
- If not, travel.
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Get on a train for half an hour.
- Yeah.
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- It's worth it.
- Eight hour road trip with the bestie.
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- It's worth it.
- It's worth it.
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You don't want to be like, oh,
these guys meant so much to me.
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I could've waved at them from
across the room.
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- Now I can't.
- We want to see you.
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- Come and see us. See what
we've been working on.
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We've been working so hard on it,
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and it'd be great if you could.
- I don't think we can even begin
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to explain how hard we've been
working on this show for months.
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- A little word from the other Phil.
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Thanks again to my bros, Opera
Browser, for sponsoring this video.
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browsing life, make it super satisfying,
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click the link below, get it for free,
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00:15:29,138 --> 00:15:31,258
and have a lovely day.
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- Thanks, Phil. Yeah.
- Yeah. Thank you. Great. Do it.
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So, subscribe! Check out the gaming
channel, we'll be posting loads of little
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sneaky tour bits on there.
- More stuff. Go check out our Instagram,
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our Twitters. We're posting
all kinds of sneaks.
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00:15:40,788 --> 00:15:42,488
- Yeah. AmazingPhil
might be a bit quiet,
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00:15:42,488 --> 00:15:44,348
but I'll poke my nose in.
- He's busy, he'll come say hi
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every now and then.
- Sometimes. Have a lovely day
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and we will see you on stage.
- Thank you for having us.
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- Bye.
- Ciao.