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- What's up, AmazingPhil dusties?[br]- Hello,

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- We're on Phil's channel.

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- What the hell is going on?[br]What's going on? Why are we here?

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- Feels like one of those times[br]where Phil wants to just post something,

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'cause he's, you know, too much time[br]has passed, he has no ideas.

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- No![br]- What's the title of this one gonna be?

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"We're Dead Forever,"

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- We're, we're... (laughs)[br]- "He's Leaving Me".

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- "We're Leaving-"...[br]- "I Died Again".

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- "... Trying to Survive Out Here".[br]- And I don't know what's going on,

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why are we sat here, dressed like[br]strange 90s cultists?

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- We're in a dressing room[br]in a basement,

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the phasement,

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and we are rehearsing our tour.

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- AKA, our life for the next six months.

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- We're about to leave...[br]- On tour.

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- On tour, and I thought we could[br]do a kind of farewell Q&A.

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- A temporary farewell,[br]- Yeah.

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- we're not disappearing forever.[br]- No.

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- Sorry, just post-hiatus, I felt like[br]we needed to clarify that

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because people still have PTSD[br]from their dads disappearing

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to get the milk.[br]- This is not a hiatus.

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We're gonna try and game[br]on the gaming channel

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and I might poke my nose[br]in here for a bit,

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- Just to say hi, you know.[br]- Just to say hi.

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- We're gonna answer[br]some questions about life,

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and also about tour.

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- Lore.[br]- Lore!

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- If anyone says "piss," I'm just,[br]- No, we're just gonna switch it off,

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- I'm leaving, Phil's gonna film this[br]by himself, answer his own questions.

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- "Did you know about the[br]Japan conspiracy?"

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What the (bark) does that mean?

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- Is that the one that we[br]got married in Japan?

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Because we might be[br]addressing that at the tour.

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- Let's just say, this tour,[br]- Hide your, hide your hand,

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they might see it.

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They might see what's[br]on your finger.

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- What, the lack of wedding ring?

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Ok, yeah.[br]- The phwedding phring.

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- This tour is all about establishing[br]what the heck this comeback

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new era of Dan and Phil is.

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It's about the future,[br]- Comeback.

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- and also confronting[br]a bit of the past.

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So if you're sensitive to[br]tea being spilled, then

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holy shit, strap yourselves in.

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- This camera's kind of giving you[br]a cute little anime blush

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and a monocle.

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(Dan laughs)[br]Look at that little, little blush!

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And a monocle!

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- (Dan, in goofy accent)[br]Mm, very well, good sir,

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dip, dip, dippity in the morning.

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- "How many pillows do you sleep with?"

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- Two.

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- I've got a problem with the[br]pillow inventor, right?

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They're either too thin or too thick.

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- Oh my god, that is so right.[br]- We just need one that is,

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1.5 thickness.[br]- You need to put your head on a pillow

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and it either goes "bam!"[br]to the bottom

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or you put it on and it's like[br]this big and it's like (choking noise).

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- So why aren't we just making[br]1.5 thickness pillows?

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It would save my neck[br]and my crack.

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Do you know sometimes [br]I get a TikTok of a guy that's like,

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"This is the worst way you could[br]possibly sleep,

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"you're killing yourself."[br]- And you're like, "oh my God, that's me!"

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- It's just me.

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I'm like, on my front, twisted,

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cuddling a pillow.

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- They're like, "this is terrible[br]for your spine,

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"it restricts your airflow,[br]- Good.

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"your intelligence dwindles[br]every single day,"

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and yeah, I'm too busy[br]<i>snort mimimi</i>ing to listen to you, nerd.

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- Yeah, tell me, Winston,[br]why is it so comfy?

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If nature doesn't want it?

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- Speaking of comfy,[br]"boxers, briefs, or boxer-briefs?"

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Fight.[br]- Oh, there's some here.

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What are these nude-colored[br]briefs for, Dan?

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- You don't wanna know why[br]that's part of the show.

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- What have you got these for?[br]- (Dan singing) You don't wanna know,

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but you are gonna see.[br]- Ooh.

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I'm in a boxer-brief time.

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Boxers, too flappy,[br]briefs, too squashy.

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- Too constricting.[br]- Yeah.

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- "How different does this tour[br]feel from your others?"

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Yo, I mean, look, a lot of time's passed.[br]- It's...

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- It ain't 2015 anymore.

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- I haven't been on tour in like 7 years,

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so I'd say it's gayer.

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- How have you and culture[br]changed since 2018?

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- Yes.[br]- Yeah, yeah.

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- It represents what our[br]channel is like now,

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I would say.[br]- What-, that's a red flag.

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- Yes, I know.[br]- Don't say that.

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- I don't know.[br]- It's kind of a best of everything,

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I would say.[br]- Yeah.

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- It's got like the theatrical[br]extraness of TATINOF.

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- Yes.[br]- It has some of the aesthetic

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and interactive fun[br]of [Interactive] Introverts.

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- Yes.[br]- And it has some of the tone

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and homosexuality of[br][We're All] Doomed,

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which is great, it's like[br]the ultimate meld.

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- They've all banged and made this baby.

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- Yeah, the Voltron of influence.[br]- Ooh.

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Also, I feel a lot more confident[br]in myself,

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so I feel like on stage I'm gonna be[br]a bit less like a frightened rabbit

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and more like a cougar.[br]- Yeah. (record scratch)

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- No, not a cougar,[br]I'm not a, don't worry.

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- Phil's saying that he[br]is an available MILF,

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and if you're a desperate lesbian[br]in the audience,

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he's coming for you.[br]- Oh yeah.

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Hey, we've got one here.

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What is your fave... browser?

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- I can't believe someone[br]asked that, Phil,

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- I just, I just, it's wild.[br]- Alright.

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- Oh hello, it's the Browser Fairy here,[br]to let you know

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that thanks to the sponsor[br]of today's video,

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Opera Browser,

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you could be having a much more[br]relaxing browsing experience

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if you just took the plunge

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and cheated on the browser[br]you're using right now.

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It's like the feeling of[br]going to your friend's house

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when you think you're gonna be able[br]to play with one of these

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and they hand you this.

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As a chaotic squirrel-brained person,[br]I am enjoying the workspace feature

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where you can click between a whole[br]workspace in an instance.

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I've got my tour one, where I'm[br]working on my tour stuff,

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and then my other one where I'm[br]doing my actual work,

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meerkat research.

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There is also a Lucid tool.

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Let's look at this ancient[br]Phil video, right?

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(Wilhelm scream)[br]Look how blurry he is.

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Not anymore, look,[br]and you can slide it.

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I just could spend hours sliding[br]this Lucid bar back and forth.

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Also handy, is your laptop[br]dying throughout the day?

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Well, click on battery saver mode.

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It could give you a whole[br]extra chunk of time.

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So if this is making you feel like,[br]"ooh, Phil, I might actually

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"head over to the Opera Browser[br]side of life,"

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you can click the link below.

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Just give it a go,[br]it's completely free.

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Upgrade your browsing life and[br]feel like this guy

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every day.[br](Otamatone sings)

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We know you are[br]sluts for Deliveroo,

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but what is the last meal[br]you actually cooked?

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- Uh, peanut butter on toast.[br]- No, I made a spaghetti bolognese

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for you.[br]- You did,

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- You were ill, and I cooked,[br]- you did.

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- and got an onion.[br]- And I was like, "this is so lovely,"

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I can't taste.[br]- It was a waste of time.

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- So this is the one time[br]you've cooked in like a year,

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- Yeah.[br]- and you gave it to the guy

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that has a blocked sinus.[br]- I did.

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- But the thought was there.[br]- It was.

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- Thanks.

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"Will Phil let anyone[br]shower on the bus this time?"

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- No.[br]- No.

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- I've been in deep dives,[br]- Don't set Phil off on his

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water conspiracy.[br]- about microbes.

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You can't leave water[br]anywhere in the sun without...

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- You leave a tap water glass[br]- ...beasts.

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- out for three minutes, death.

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You shower in the theatre.[br]- We do.

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- You come to a dank basement,[br]where like, the chorus line

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of Hamilton have just been scrubbing[br]their feet for 20 minutes

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- Yes.[br]- and then you're like "hell yeah".

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- It's communal and there's a lot[br]of crew to shower.

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- If you think it's a glamorous life[br]- No.

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- being backstage[br]in all these theaters,

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they spend all their money[br]on the front end

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and then their back end [br]is a decrepit mess,

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am I right, brother?[br]- It's, it's correct.

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- "I'm using [the] Terrible Influence[br]Tour as a lesbian dating event."

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Yeah, yeah.[br]- Do you know what,

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this is probably one of the[br]best times to find a mate.

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A mate? Why, why-[br](Dan laughs)

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- Are you also a cougar?[br]- Are you a cougar?

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- Are you a young cub on the prowl[br]looking for a hot MILF-ette?

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- Just say hi to the person[br]sat next to you,

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get their Instagram,[br]you never know.

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- What you need to do is go,[br]"hi, bye, IG?"

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- I me.[br]- You...

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(Phil claps)[br]- Or just hold hands.

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- Or go into a little chocolate shop.[br]- Or like, asexual, let's just binge

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Netlix and talk about how[br]much we hate people.

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"Explain the tour in 4 words," go.[br]- Oh! Okay. Erm,

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- "Erm" is one.[br]- Ahhh!

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- "Ah."

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I can't do it, you do it![br]- "I can't."

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"Erm," "AHHH!," "I can't!"[br]- I can't!

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- Very 2015 Tumblr of you there.[br]- I know.

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- No fucks given anymore.[br]- Ooh, nice!

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- New era, who dis?

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New era, blond haira.

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- TVs, twinks, twat,[br](Vine boom)

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to...tally amazing.[br]- Hyphenated?

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- Yes.[br]- Yeah, thanks, Phil.

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"Can we have a costume preview?"

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Hi Ellie, yeah, here you go.[br]- (Phil drumming thighs) This is it.

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- We're going for Y2K meets ventilation.[br]- We are.

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- Ventilation was the priority.[br]- Do you want to see my legs?

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- Ok, so, Phil said ventilation up top[br]- I'm wearing...

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- and extreme chafe down there.[br]- pleather.

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Oh, I'm not gonna wear[br]these shoes, though.

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- He said, I want clam, I want clasp,

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I want this sticky shit on my calf.

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- I am squeaking in places[br]I shouldn't be squeaking.

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- Do you like my trash bag trousers?[br](Dan slaps thigh)

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- Shiny. Look at that.[br]- Yeah, the lack of breathability is in.

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- "Is there still tickets in Europe?"

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- Yes! There are tickets in Europe[br]- Oh yeah.

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- and there's some for 29 euros.

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- I'm not saying that we[br]don't have friends,

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and the promoter held[br]30 seats in every show

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as if we were a popstar that[br]would have dozens of people

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in every country to come see,[br]- Yeah.

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- and then we had to tell them[br]we don't have that many friends.

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Antwerp, Copenhagen,[br]Berlin, Warsaw,

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Frankfurt, Stockholm,[br]Oslo, Helsinki,

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and also, Amsterdam, [br]Reykjavik, and Dublin

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on the other side of the year.[br]- Yes.

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- Come see us, there are tickets[br]on sale now.

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They are cheap, bring a friend.[br]- DanAndPhilTour.com

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"Is this tour more (bark)[br]than the last two?"

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That better be bleeped good.[br]- Do you know you can't actually

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- Don't be Dan. Don't be Dan.[br]- say that word on YouTube?

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- No, no, Dan has had some[br]important videos demonetized.

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- Yes, it will be fundamentally[br]more (bark) than the last two.

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"Any plans on October 19th[br]this year?"

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- Oh, where are we gonna be?[br]We do a show in LA,

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on October 18th,[br]- Yeah.

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- and then we [drive] into Vegas,[br]is anything interesting happening?

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- No seriously, imagine it.[br](Dan and Phil chuckling)

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- Don't want to get people's hopes up.[br]- Don't, don't even.

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"How many hours a day[br]did you rehearse?"

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- It's been, like, 12[br]for the last 3 months.

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- 9 AM to 10 PM,[br]has been today.

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- And then thinking[br]about it in our sleep,

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- Yes.[br]- and then waking up at 5 AM with anxiety,

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and then doing some more.[br]- And then doing it all again.

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"Can I go see the tour alone?"

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- 100%.[br]- Yeah.

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- You are not alone when you[br]come to the Dan and Phil show

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because it's like being[br]in the comment section.

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- It is.[br]- You can turn up by yourself,

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and if you're not a[br]social kind of person,

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get a drink, sit there, enjoy the show,[br]- You can just vibe.

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- soak in the vibes. If you want to be[br]like, hey, who's the person next to you,

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chances are, you have nearly[br]everything in common,

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and they might be a best friend,[br]or a future partner.

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- It is strong, we see...[br]- Just saying.

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I'm not matchmaking you,[br]but I'm just saying.

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- A lot of people make friends[br]on our tour.

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"How do you decide what[br]cities to go to?"

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- Well, as we know from[br]pain in the past,

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we are at the whim of[br]venues and promoters.

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- Yeah.[br]- We need an available theatre

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and some people that go, "Who are[br]Dan and Phil? Do we trust them?

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"Are they reputable entertainers?"[br]- Yes.

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- And then, maybe they'll let us in.

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- When we first did a tour, they didn't[br]want to let us into America.

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(Dan laughs)[br]- They were like, "Who are these guys?"

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- And the thing is, all these people[br]have access to our Instagrams,

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so they know exactly how many[br]followers we have in every city,

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so if you're ever like, "Why won't[br]Dan and Phil come to Cape Town?,"

0:08:57.062,0:08:58.942
- Yeah.[br]- it's because they've gone, "You have

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"600 fans, sorry, there's not enough[br]people for a theatre there."

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- And we are begging these people,[br]- We would love to.

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- we're like, please let us.

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My Mexico thread has 63 emails,

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which is basically me going,[br]"Any news? Any news?"

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- So don't worry, we see you,[br]we love you, we appreciate you,

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we are trying, and one day,[br]- Yes.

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- one fricking day, one fucking day...

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"How is your colon babe?"[br](Dan and Phil laughing)

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- Like you just walk up to someone[br]and say, "How's your colon, babe?"

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- As we should. Normalize colonoscopies.[br]- Yes.

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Everything is healed.

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- Can we just take a moment to[br]peacefully acknowledge the

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epic charity case that is Phil Lester?[br]- I can't help it.

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- Once upon a time, he had a migraine[br]problem, then he swallowed superglue,

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and then he was bleeding out of[br]his ass, and then guess what?

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We are doing something, I should say[br]- Something.

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- there's some kind of stunt, event,[br]- A moment.

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- say some kind of satirical,[br]incredible, theatrical,

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climactic moment of the show,[br]and we were having the first ever

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rehearsal for it, and Phil...[br]- I broke a rib.

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(gasp, glass shattering)[br]Or cracked a rib. I don't know.

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But now I can't breathe or laugh[br]or move without pain.

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I'm fine.[br]- No, he's not fine, but he's fine.

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"Dog when???"[br]- Now.

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- Now.[br]- Here it is!

0:10:00.896,0:10:03.326
- Imagine. Yeah, let's get a dog[br]and then leave it in a house

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and then leave the[br]house until February.

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- No, there's only ever gonna be a dog[br]if we can dedicate time to the hound.

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You shouldn't get one for Christmas.[br]So, not now, but sometime.

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"Who is better at [br]organizing and planning?"

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Dan is a lot better at...[br]- What do you think?

0:10:15.816,0:10:18.736
- Look, actually, I'm great[br]at hotels and flights.

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I am the flight and hotel whisperer.[br]- Phil loves a deal.

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I'd say that's more about the money.[br]- I like a deal.

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"What the (bark)[br]was the silicone for?

0:10:24.763,0:10:26.903
Ah.[br]- Context. Context right now.

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- Well, I went on a very[br]sketchy website

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and had to buy a whole...[br]- Oh, don't say that it's sketchy.

0:10:30.643,0:10:34.643
- ...lot of silicone.[br]- Look, some people are into full-body

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character transformation[br]silicone-based onesies,

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- Yes. Complete with cow udders.[br]- And Phil spent several hundred dollars

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on an item,[br]- I did.

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- for a perfectly unsexual[br]moment of the show.

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- Which you might see.[br]- And I think if they weren't

0:10:49.443,0:10:50.923
scared before, they are now.[br]You made it worse.

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- All I'll say is I felt a bit[br]claustrophobic putting it on.

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Oh my god. "How to get over a[br]breakup you can't get closure from?"

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- I think you missed the memo.[br]- Oh damn, oh, you're in the wrong inbox.

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- You missed the memo for this.[br]- Are we qualified for that?

0:11:01.654,0:11:04.564
- But I'll just say, they're not[br]worth it, you can do better.

0:11:04.564,0:11:06.924
- Mm.[br]- Enjoy that single life.

0:11:06.924,0:11:10.094
There's loads of things you can do.[br]- Phil said, hoe era.

0:11:10.094,0:11:12.844
- Yeah.[br]- Things? More like people <i>and</i> things.

0:11:12.844,0:11:15.954
- Rat boy summer[br]yourself into that pool.

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- I mean, if someone doesn't want[br]to give you closure, that is closure.

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- That is closure.[br]- You know what I'm saying?

0:11:20.644,0:11:21.984
- Yeah.[br]- Sometimes in life,

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answers can't be found, and[br]that has to be your answer.

0:11:24.504,0:11:26.024
- Mm.[br]- Write your own story.

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"Did you know that children don't[br]have kneecaps until they're 6?"

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- I hate this. Are you lying? Am I dumb?[br]- Oh, I hate that! No!

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- Stop it![br]- Are you tricking me? Is this a fact?

0:11:33.184,0:11:37.024
- "Most children's kneecaps turn from[br]cartilage to bone between 2 and 6."

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- Ugh! No. Get away.

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- "Phil, what F1 knowledge[br]did Dan force feed you?"

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(Dan laughs)[br]- Alright. Here we go.

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Quiz me. Quiz me.[br]- Who are the Ferrari drivers?

0:11:45.984,0:11:49.124
- Charles LeClerc. LeClerc![br]- (Frenchly) LeClerc!

0:11:49.124,0:11:50.344
(child in video)[br]"LeCLERCghugh!"

0:11:50.344,0:11:54.284
- And, uh, Kyle Pe...[br]- Car...

0:11:54.284,0:11:56.414
- Carlos Sainz.[br]- Ooh...

0:11:56.414,0:11:58.704
- I got it. I got it.[br]- Taking up, taking up brain space.

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That's all you need to[br]know about the sport.

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- I've got more. Valtteri Bottas, [br]Lewis Hamilton,

0:12:01.924,0:12:03.594
George Russell,[br]- Yes.

0:12:03.594,0:12:06.894
- Stephen Mulhern. No, that's a magician.[br]- No.

0:12:06.894,0:12:09.494
Stephen Mulhern in a car?!

0:12:09.494,0:12:10.804
- I don't know what I was thinking.[br]- Sorry, that is the most

0:12:10.804,0:12:12.336
British reference ever.[br]- That was very British.

0:12:12.336,0:12:13.716
- What the hell, Phil.[br]- Yeah, I don't know.

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"Did y'all have a brat summer?"

0:12:15.266,0:12:17.166
- We had a rat summer.[br]- Rat boy summer.

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We were in... a... holiday place.[br]I won't say where we were.

0:12:20.326,0:12:22.130
- Phil's trying to dox[br]our holiday location.

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- We went on holiday, [br]it was nice. Very ratty.

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- And since then we've been[br]rehearsing for a tour.

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- (Dan singing) Summeeerrr...[br]- But to be honest, the true essence

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of a brat summer sounds[br]horrendous to me. Up at 4 AM...

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- Are you not a 365 party girl?[br]- No. I'm a half an hour party boy.

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- Terrible Influence when[br]you're bumping that?

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And you're about to be[br]so 365 until January,

0:12:45.080,0:12:46.980
- That's fine.[br]- so you better become it.

0:12:46.980,0:12:48.360
- I'll take it in small doses.

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- "Is Jake Gyllenhaal hot?" What kind[br]of (barking) question is that?

0:12:50.820,0:12:51.530
Yes.[br]- Yes.

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He's one of the...[br]- Who says no? Find me.

0:12:53.090,0:12:54.730
- He's one of the rare people[br]- Choke.

0:12:54.730,0:12:56.800
- that have been hot at[br]every stage of his career.

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Donnie Darko through to[br]whatever the hell he's doing now.

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It's all... hotness. I say it's[br]one of the-

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- Do you need a moment, Phil?[br]- Yes.

0:13:04.509,0:13:05.719
- He made you gay?[br]- He did.

0:13:05.719,0:13:07.049
- Right. Yep.[br]- Do you know people who are like,

0:13:07.049,0:13:08.579
- Oh, Phil's really going off[br]on Jake Gyllenhaal.

0:13:08.579,0:13:10.319
- I'm not, I'm just saying-[br]- No, we're having a moment,

0:13:10.319,0:13:11.509
and that's okay, we just need[br]to acknowledge that.

0:13:11.509,0:13:15.509
- There are some people that are so[br]beyond hot, even if I was a straight man

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- You'd have to be like, Jake Gyllenhaal,[br]- I would be like, yes.

0:13:18.019,0:13:20.009
- he can get it, he can take it,[br]he can throw it across the room.

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Give me that Gyllen-[br]- I would wash his sweaty vest.

0:13:23.479,0:13:24.899
- Mm. Ok.

0:13:24.899,0:13:26.073
- "Merch vibes?"

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- You wanted merch vibes, huh?[br]- Oh, look at this!

0:13:29.302,0:13:31.502
- You like a bit of chrome? Ooh.[br]- Ooh, look at that.

0:13:31.502,0:13:33.992
- Can I spoil this one? Please?[br]- Go on then. Do it.

0:13:33.992,0:13:35.992
(Dan and Phil laughing)

0:13:35.992,0:13:38.196
- Already every person on [br]the crew wants to wear that.

0:13:38.196,0:13:41.166
- Someone's like, I'm gonna[br]get this for my grandma,

0:13:41.166,0:13:42.736
- They need it.[br]- and I will make her wear it.

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- We always like to[br]have one funny thing.

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- Color energy, oh.[br]- Oh, oh.

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- We do have a kind of[br]wild update, though,

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- Yes.[br]- which is, as of yesterday,

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every single VIP ticket for our show[br]to come to the meet-and-greet

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has completely sold out,[br]- They're gone,

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we're gonna be meeting so many of you.[br]- at every single show around the world,

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so thank you.[br]- Thanks.

0:14:00.046,0:14:02.996
- Tour hasn't even started yet,[br]that's never happened before.

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There may be a couple venues where[br]they found some space to add more,

0:14:06.276,0:14:08.576
so do check just in case.[br]- Look around.

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- But, for most of them,[br]we wanted to do something

0:14:11.176,0:14:12.886
for all of the people that[br]already bought tickets,

0:14:12.886,0:14:14.766
and for the people that[br]may yet be on the fence.

0:14:14.766,0:14:17.241
- Yes, so anyone that's[br]already bought a ticket

0:14:17.241,0:14:19.051
or anyone that's gets one[br]in the next month,

0:14:19.051,0:14:22.851
- Anyone who buys any ticket.[br]- Any kind of ticket. The cheap ones.

0:14:22.851,0:14:26.551
- Two people from every single[br]show are going to get upgraded

0:14:26.551,0:14:29.291
to the full meet-and-greet. You get[br]to meet us, you get to have some merch,

0:14:29.291,0:14:31.911
you get to come to the thing early.[br]The whole shebang.

0:14:31.911,0:14:34.241
- Bang.[br]- And all you have to do is have a ticket.

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And that is everyone[br]who's already got one

0:14:36.071,0:14:38.431
and anyone who gets one[br]in the next month.

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So if you and a friend are like,[br]oh my god, I found these ones

0:14:41.011,0:14:43.117
that are really really cheap and we[br]could just like, randomly meet them,

0:14:43.117,0:14:44.723
- Go grab 'em.[br]- Do it. Do it.

0:14:44.723,0:14:46.173
- But make sure you do it in the next[br]month because then it runs out.

0:14:46.173,0:14:48.383
- You know how Phil always wins[br]these competitions and stuff?

0:14:48.383,0:14:50.113
- It could be you.[br]- It's because he enters them.

0:14:50.113,0:14:53.853
- Yes. And if any of this tour[br]talk has tickled your pickle,

0:14:53.853,0:14:56.993
make sure to go to DanAndPhilTour.com,[br]see if we're coming near your town...

0:14:56.993,0:14:59.243
- We're going everywhere.[br]- If not, travel.

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Get on a train for half an hour.[br]- Yeah.

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- It's worth it.[br]- Eight hour road trip with the bestie.

0:15:03.383,0:15:04.653
- It's worth it.[br]- It's worth it.

0:15:04.653,0:15:07.565
You don't want to be like, oh,[br]these guys meant so much to me.

0:15:07.565,0:15:09.485
I could've waved at them from[br]across the room.

0:15:09.485,0:15:11.055
- Now I can't.[br]- We want to see you.

0:15:11.055,0:15:12.835
- Come and see us. See what[br]we've been working on.

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We've been working so hard on it,

0:15:14.382,0:15:15.792
and it'd be great if you could.[br]- I don't think we can even begin

0:15:15.792,0:15:19.284
to explain how hard we've been[br]working on this show for months.

0:15:19.284,0:15:20.694
- A little word from the other Phil.

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Thanks again to my bros, Opera[br]Browser, for sponsoring this video.

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0:15:29.138,0:15:31.258
and have a lovely day.

0:15:31.258,0:15:33.318
- Thanks, Phil. Yeah.[br]- Yeah. Thank you. Great. Do it.

0:15:33.318,0:15:36.348
So, subscribe! Check out the gaming[br]channel, we'll be posting loads of little

0:15:36.348,0:15:38.908
sneaky tour bits on there.[br]- More stuff. Go check out our Instagram,

0:15:38.908,0:15:40.788
our Twitters. We're posting[br]all kinds of sneaks.

0:15:40.788,0:15:42.488
- Yeah. AmazingPhil[br]might be a bit quiet,

0:15:42.488,0:15:44.348
but I'll poke my nose in.[br]- He's busy, he'll come say hi

0:15:44.348,0:15:47.088
every now and then. [br]- Sometimes. Have a lovely day

0:15:47.088,0:15:49.708
and we will see you on stage.[br]- Thank you for having us.

0:15:49.708,0:15:51.088
- Bye.[br]- Ciao.