1 00:00:03,792 --> 00:00:08,560 It's three o'clock in the morning, and I think my parents really like lesbians. 2 00:00:08,567 --> 00:00:11,220 So to show my parents how much I love them, 3 00:00:11,220 --> 00:00:14,908 I've turned my parents vehicle into more than just a vehicle. 4 00:00:14,918 --> 00:00:18,277 I've turned it into the slut mobile. 5 00:00:18,277 --> 00:00:24,236 Won't mom and dad be surprised and overwhelmed tomorrow morning when they get up to go to work? 6 00:00:24,236 --> 00:00:26,696 So I'm hiding inside a box right now, 7 00:00:26,696 --> 00:00:28,282 in my parents' driveway, 8 00:00:29,275 --> 00:00:31,936 that normally contains garbage. 9 00:00:31,936 --> 00:00:37,205 And this box is right beside the car, in the driveway. 10 00:00:37,698 --> 00:00:40,621 Ok, so it's daylight now, 11 00:00:40,621 --> 00:00:45,370 and my parents seem to be awake, 'cause the light in the house is on. 12 00:00:45,370 --> 00:00:47,546 I hope my parents like my gift. 13 00:00:47,546 --> 00:00:52,288 I hope when they come out of the house they really enjoy the car that I've painted for them. 14 00:00:52,288 --> 00:00:53,340 Their car. 15 00:00:59,373 --> 00:01:01,063 Holy Christ! 16 00:01:01,559 --> 00:01:03,215 You like it dad? 17 00:01:03,235 --> 00:01:05,608 - Come look at it dad. - Go talk to your mother, I'm going to work. 18 00:01:05,608 --> 00:01:09,322 - What's the big deal? - Yeah, big deal, that better be off. 19 00:01:09,322 --> 00:01:14,193 - It's permanent, come look at it. - That's permanent? (...)(heading?) to the police right now. 20 00:01:14,198 --> 00:01:16,818 - What're you talking about? - Yeah 21 00:01:16,825 --> 00:01:18,811 - Dad, it's a present. - Yeah, right. 22 00:01:18,813 --> 00:01:22,581 - It's a present. - Well, it's completely untasteful, and ridiculous. 23 00:01:22,594 --> 00:01:25,295 - Why? - (inaudible) 24 00:01:25,303 --> 00:01:28,238 - Where 'you going? - I'm going to work, I'm walking, ... - You're walking? 25 00:01:28,238 --> 00:01:32,670 - I can't take the car. - Why can't you take the car? 26 00:01:34,410 --> 00:01:37,458 - What? It's a present for you guys. 27 00:01:37,464 --> 00:01:41,307 - It's to be nice. - That'd better be washable or something. 28 00:01:41,995 --> 00:01:43,298 - It's not, it's airbrushed. - (...) Yeah, sure. 29 00:01:43,686 --> 00:01:45,219 - It costed me four-hundred dollars to get it done. - Yeah, right? 30 00:01:45,563 --> 00:01:48,978 - It did. It costed me four-hundred dollars to get done. 31 00:01:48,978 --> 00:01:50,919 - What you mean you're walking to work? 32 00:01:50,919 --> 00:01:53,231 - You can't walk to work. - Yeah, right. 33 00:01:53,242 --> 00:01:57,976 - What? What d'you mean "yeah, right?" - Well, how are you gonna show that on television? Stupid! 34 00:01:58,736 --> 00:02:02,703 - What? Oh, come on, don't walk to work! - (It's) obscene, insanity. - Don't walk to work! 35 00:02:04,293 --> 00:02:06,951 It's not obscene, it's love. 36 00:02:06,951 --> 00:02:08,680 Those women are love, dad! 37 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:09,764 You like it? 38 00:02:09,764 --> 00:02:12,654 - Mom! - Noo! 39 00:02:12,654 --> 00:02:15,266 (You've) being trying to wipe it off? Mom! 40 00:02:15,266 --> 00:02:16,327 Whoa, mom, what? 41 00:02:16,327 --> 00:02:17,272 - Come look at it! - No, it's disgusting! 42 00:02:17,272 --> 00:02:20,733 - It's not disgusting, just let me in, let's talk. 43 00:02:20,733 --> 00:02:23,746 This is insane. I mean, i worked so hard to make everybody happy. 44 00:02:23,746 --> 00:02:26,002 I hid in that box all night long. 45 00:02:26,587 --> 00:02:30,945 My mom has no intention of talking to me on camera about the slutmobile. 46 00:02:30,945 --> 00:02:35,062 Fortunately, she left a few messages on my answering machine. 47 00:02:35,062 --> 00:02:37,648 And, well here they are. 48 00:02:37,648 --> 00:02:42,580 - Next message: - Tom, it's your mother. That you did to our car it's really gross, and disgusting. 49 00:02:45,580 --> 00:02:49,636 And I'm not impressed. I knew that something was happening. 50 00:02:49,686 --> 00:02:53,506 It's just another little horrible thing for us to cope with. 51 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:58,320 - Call me, as soon as you get this message, I am livid. - Next message: 52 00:02:58,350 --> 00:03:04,592 Tom, this is your mother. That car ('d) better be back here immediately, and back put to original condition. 53 00:03:04,592 --> 00:03:07,829 And I don't find it funny, there's nothing funny about it at all. 54 00:03:07,829 --> 00:03:12,063 It's insulting, once again, you know, it's just, it's not funny. 55 00:03:12,063 --> 00:03:15,655 It's ruining things that don't belong to you. 56 00:03:15,655 --> 00:03:21,405 - And it's making me sick, and I'm fed up with that. - Next message: 57 00:03:21,405 --> 00:03:25,510 Tom, it's eight o'clock in the morning. You've been here, you've gone. 58 00:03:25,510 --> 00:03:30,722 - I want my car fixed, it's disgusting. - Next message: 59 00:03:30,722 --> 00:03:33,421 Tom, it's your mother, for the fourth call. 60 00:03:33,421 --> 00:03:40,349 I want the car taken and returned to its original condition, or your dad and I are going to report this to the police. 61 00:03:40,349 --> 00:03:43,956 This is ridiculous, I'm not putting up with it. 62 00:03:43,956 --> 00:03:49,570 You can, you know, be charged with vandalism, or whatever the charge would be. 63 00:03:49,570 --> 00:03:56,050 But you're not going to ruin my things anymore and leave me in the lurch because I don't have a car to use. 64 00:03:56,050 --> 00:04:00,572 Now, get over here, and get the car, and repair it, immediately. 65 00:04:00,572 --> 00:04:03,460 - And I'm not kidding. - End of message. 66 00:04:03,460 --> 00:04:07,023 - Oh, come on, don't walk to work! - Obscene, insanity. - Don't walk to work! 67 00:04:07,918 --> 00:04:10,912 It's not obscene, it's love! 68 00:04:10,912 --> 00:04:12,527 Those women are love, dad! 69 00:04:12,527 --> 00:04:16,173 Oh, dad can't take the bus to work, I'm gonna take the slut-mobile to the bus stop. 70 00:04:16,173 --> 00:04:20,816 Wow, there's a lot of people at the bus stop, I hope my dad it's not embarassed by his slut-mobile. 71 00:04:20,816 --> 00:04:24,247 - Come on, I'll drive you to work. - (inaudible) 72 00:04:24,247 --> 00:04:27,682 - What? - That thing'd better be washed up (...), I don't know how you got it on there. 73 00:04:27,682 --> 00:04:30,077 It's permanent. It's a present! 74 00:04:30,077 --> 00:04:32,910 Dad, don't worry if your neighbors see the slut mobile, 75 00:04:32,910 --> 00:04:35,030 I mean, it's just your slut mobile. RIght? 76 00:04:35,030 --> 00:04:37,193 It's just your slut mobile! 77 00:04:37,193 --> 00:04:45,282 - Ok, first of all, I thought you liked lesbians, and ... - What? 78 00:04:45,282 --> 00:04:49,017 I thought you liked lesbians, and sluts. 79 00:04:49,017 --> 00:04:53,721 And so I thought it would be a nice thing to gift you. 80 00:04:53,721 --> 00:04:58,400 That's all. Whether or not I was funny or not, I thought you liked that kind of thing. 81 00:04:58,815 --> 00:05:07,324 - Ok? That aside, now I know you don't like lesbians. - I didn't say that. I don't want them on my car! 82 00:05:07,324 --> 00:05:09,976 - Ok, so you... - End of discussion. 83 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:13,546 - So it's not that you have a problem with lesbians then.