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It's three o'clock in the morning, and I think my parents really like lesbians.

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So to show my parents how much I love them,

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I've turned my parents vehicle into more than just a vehicle.

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I've turned it into the slut mobile.

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Won't mom and dad be surprised and overwhelmed tomorrow morning when they get up to go to work?

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So I'm hiding inside a box right now,

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in my parents' driveway,

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that normally contains garbage.

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And this box is right beside the car, in the driveway.

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Ok, so it's daylight now,

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and my parents seem to be awake, 'cause the light in the house is on.

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I hope my parents like my gift.

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I hope when they come out of the house they really enjoy the car that I've painted for them.

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Their car.

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Holy Christ!

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You like it dad?

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- Come look at it dad.[br]- Go talk to your mother, I'm going to work.

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- What's the big deal?[br]- Yeah, big deal, that better be off.

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- It's permanent, come look at it.[br]- That's permanent? (...)(heading?) to the police right now.

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- What're you talking about?[br]- Yeah

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- Dad, it's a present.[br]- Yeah, right.

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- It's a present.[br]- Well, it's completely untasteful, and ridiculous.

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- Why?[br]- (inaudible)

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- Where 'you going?[br]- I'm going to work, I'm walking, ...[br]- You're walking?

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- I can't take the car.[br]- Why can't you take the car?

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- What? It's a present for you guys.

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- It's to be nice.[br]- That'd better be washable or something.

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- It's not, it's airbrushed.[br]- (...) Yeah, sure.

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- It costed me four-hundred dollars to get it done.[br]- Yeah, right?

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- It did. It costed me four-hundred dollars to get done.

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- What you mean you're walking to work?

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- You can't walk to work.[br]- Yeah, right.

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- What? What d'you mean "yeah, right?"[br]- Well, how are you gonna show that on television? Stupid!

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- What? Oh, come on, don't walk to work![br]- (It's) obscene, insanity.[br]- Don't walk to work!

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It's not obscene, it's love.

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Those women are love, dad!

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You like it?

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- Mom![br]- Noo!

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(You've) being trying to wipe it off? Mom!

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Whoa, mom, what?

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- Come look at it![br]- No, it's disgusting!

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- It's not disgusting, just let me in, let's talk.

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This is insane. I mean, i worked so hard to make everybody happy.

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I hid in that box all night long.

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My mom has no intention of talking to me on camera about the slutmobile.

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Fortunately, she left a few messages on my answering machine.

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And, well here they are.

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- Next message:[br]- Tom, it's your mother. That you did to our car it's really gross, and disgusting.

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And I'm not impressed. I knew that something was happening.

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It's just another little horrible thing for us to cope with.

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- Call me, as soon as you get this message, I am livid.[br]- Next message:

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Tom, this is your mother. That car ('d) better be back here immediately, and back put to original condition.

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And I don't find it funny, there's nothing funny about it at all.

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It's insulting, once again, you know, it's just, it's not funny.

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It's ruining things that don't belong to you.

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- And it's making me sick, and I'm fed up with that.[br]- Next message:

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Tom, it's eight o'clock in the morning. You've been here, you've gone.

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- I want my car fixed, it's disgusting.[br]- Next message:

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Tom, it's your mother, for the fourth call.

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I want the car taken and returned to its original condition, or your dad and I are going to report this to the police.

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This is ridiculous, I'm not putting up with it.

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You can, you know, be charged with vandalism, or whatever the charge would be.

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But you're not going to ruin my things anymore and leave me in the lurch because I don't have a car to use.

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Now, get over here, and get the car, and repair it, immediately.

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- And I'm not kidding.[br]- End of message.

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- Oh, come on, don't walk to work![br]- Obscene, insanity.[br]- Don't walk to work!

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It's not obscene, it's love!

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Those women are love, dad!

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Oh, dad can't take the bus to work, I'm gonna take the slut-mobile to the bus stop.

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Wow, there's a lot of people at the bus stop, I hope my dad it's not embarassed by his slut-mobile.

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- Come on, I'll drive you to work.[br]- (inaudible)

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- What?[br]- That thing'd better be washed up (...), I don't know how you got it on there.

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It's permanent. It's a present!

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Dad, don't worry if your neighbors see the slut mobile,

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I mean, it's just your slut mobile. RIght?

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It's just your slut mobile!

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- Ok, first of all, I thought you liked lesbians, and ...[br]- What?

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I thought you liked lesbians, and sluts.

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And so I thought it would be a nice thing to gift you.

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That's all. Whether or not I was funny or not, I thought you liked that kind of thing.

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- Ok? That aside, now I know you don't like lesbians.[br]- I didn't say that. I don't want them on my car!

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- Ok, so you...[br]- End of discussion.

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- So it's not that you have a problem with lesbians then.