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A 3 decker!

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Consisting of One - The Sneetches

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Two - The Zax

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and Three - Green Eggs and Ham

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Now the star bellied sneetches had bellys with stars.

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The plain bellied sneetches had none[br]upon thars.

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No stars on their bellys. No stars upon thars.

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Now those stars weren't so big.

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They were really quite small.

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You would think such a thing wouldn't matter at all.

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But because they had stars, all the

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star bellied sneetches would brag.

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"We're the best kind of sneetch on the beaches!"

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With their snoots in the air,

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the would sniff and they'd snort.

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They'd have nothing to do with the plain [br]bellied sort.

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"Ronald, remember, when you are out walking,

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you walk past a sneetch of that type without talking."

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"Keep your snoot in the air, and remember[br]to snort.

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We have no truck whatever with the [br]plain bellied sort."

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When the star bellied children went out to play ball.

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Could a plain belly get in the game? Not at all!

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You only could play if your bellies had stars.

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And the plain bellied children had none [br]upon thars.

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Yar Yar...your belly's got no stars.

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When the star bellied sneetches had [br]frankfurter roasts,

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or picnics or parties or marshmallow toasts,

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They never invited the plain belly sneetches.

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They left them out cold and in the dark

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on the beaches.

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They kept them away.

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They never let them come near.

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That's how they treated them year[br]after year.

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They got snort. They got snooted.

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Their bottoms got booted.

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While the star bellied sneetches all taunted[br]and hooted.

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"They just are not suited. No stars upon thars!"

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Then one day, it seems while the plain

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bellied sneetches were moping and doping

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alone on the beaches, just sitting there

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wishing their bellies had stars.

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A stranger approached in the strangest of cars.

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"My friends, I have seen they've been treating you mean.

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My name is Sylvester McMonkey McBean.

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I know precisely why you're so unhappy.

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And that I can fix. I'm the fix it up chappy.

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<i>machine noises</i>

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My prices are low, and I work with great

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speed and my work is 100% guaranteed.

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By my new patent process of protoprotoxis

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of the inner subnuclear neausbaum nogoxsis

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you'll get a star like the star bellied

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sneetch for the mere paltry payment of $3 each.

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A star? Here?

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Yes my friend, there.

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And the first to go through gets the trip at

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half fare.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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<i>machine noises</i>

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It works!

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Yeah, It works! It works!

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Ladies and gentlemen. We are faced with a

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most awkward dilemma.

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We're the true star bellys.

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We had them first.

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We're still the best sneetches, and

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they're still the worst.

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Yeah, but how are we going to proove it?

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Which is which? I can't tell us apart.

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Let me through...excuse me.

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Step aside please. Thank you.

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You don't know me my friends

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but calm down if you can, I'm here

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to help the original star bellied clan.

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Those upstarts it's true now have

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stars just like you.

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But follow me my friends and you know what

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I'll do? I'll make you again the best sneetches

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on the beaches and all it will cost you is

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$10 eaches.

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Belly stars my dear friends are no

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longer in style. I'll have yours off in a

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very short while.

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In my wondrous machine which

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eradicates stars. Then you won't look like sneetches

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who have them on thars.

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Eradicate these? Eradicates these with[br]the greatest of ease!

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Provided you pay your 10 bucks if you please.

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Here's $10 for the boy and $10 for me.

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Thank you.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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<i>machine noises</i>

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How original! How distinctive!

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How exclusive!

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Then of course, those with stars

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all got frightfully mad.

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To be wearing a star now was frightfully bad.

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And of course old Sylvester McMonkey[br]McBean,

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invited them into his "Star Off" machine.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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<i>machine noise</i>

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Then of course from then on,

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as you probably guessed, things really[br]got into a horrible mess.

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<i>machine noise</i>

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All the rest of that day

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on those wild screaming beaches,

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the fix it up chappy kept fixing up[br]sneetches!

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Off again, on again, in again, out again.

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Through the machine, they raced round and about

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again changing their stars every minute or two.

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They kept paying money.

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They kept running through until

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neither the plain or the star bellies

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knew whether this one or that one was

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this one or which one was what one.

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Or what one was who.

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Then, when every last cent of their money

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was spent, the fix it up chappy

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packed up and he went.

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<i>machine noise</i>

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And he laughed as he drove his

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car up the beach.

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They never will learn. No, you can't[br]teach a sneetch.

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But, McBean was quite wrong.

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I am happy to say that the sneetches

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got really quite smart on that day.

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That day they decided that sneetches

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are sneetches and no kind of sneetch

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is the best on the beaches.

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That day all the sneetches forgot about stars,

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and whether or not they had one upon thars.