1 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:08,600 Hi you bunch of degenerates 2 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:10,890 the afternoon will be great 3 00:00:10,890 --> 00:00:13,900 What are we watching on TV? 4 00:00:13,900 --> 00:00:16,090 Biooman and Dorothée 5 00:00:16,730 --> 00:00:19,020 I'm Bernard Minet 6 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:21,440 and thank god that for grubs 7 00:00:21,900 --> 00:00:24,680 there's my friends the Japanese 8 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:26,750 Biooman and Dorothée 9 00:00:26,970 --> 00:00:29,880 If in France we don't know how to draw 10 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:32,640 thanks god that for the singing, there's me and Dorothée 11 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:34,830 so during the recess at school 12 00:00:35,180 --> 00:00:37,710 run quickly to Monoprix 13 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:40,350 buy my record, you'll find it 14 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:42,810 next the delicatessen department 15 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:45,240 hi you bunch of degenerates 16 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:47,710 the afternoon will be great 17 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:51,230 Biooman, biooman... 18 00:00:51,230 --> 00:00:53,050 Biooman and Dorothée 19 00:00:53,070 --> 00:00:54,490 -It's in the box? 20 00:00:53,740 --> 00:00:55,800 -Bernard Minet, an autograph! 21 00:00:54,650 --> 00:00:55,740 -Hum?... 22 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:58,570 -An autograph, sign 23 00:00:55,800 --> 00:01:01,440 -Fuck off... fuck of I tell you! You want me to bring Dorothée here? So fuck off now! 24 00:00:58,890 --> 00:01:01,520 -Oh no no 25 00:01:03,070 --> 00:01:05,660 -Oh I'm scared, I'm one of the good guys 26 00:01:05,660 --> 00:01:07,930 and I'm chased by a bad guy 27 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:14,110 -I'm the bad guy and I want to kill the good girl 28 00:01:17,870 --> 00:01:21,390 -What's happening? 29 00:01:21,980 --> 00:01:24,250 -I'm Nathalie, save me 30 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:27,000 -You're called Nathalie ? With your slanted eyes and nip face? 31 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:30,520 -Shut up you idiot, It's Isha Mitan, but she's called Nathalie here cos it's for French exportation 32 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:31,800 -Ah ok! -So what's happening? 33 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:36,080 -I'm Nathalie, I'm one of the good guys and I'm chased by a bad guy 34 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:38,060 -A bad guy!? 35 00:01:38,810 --> 00:01:40,300 Where is he? 36 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:53,580 -I'm the bad guy, and I wanna kill the good girl 37 00:01:54,750 --> 00:01:58,240 -Sarkonoid, the turbo animal from space, Mammoth! 38 00:01:58,240 --> 00:01:59,550 -Why does he wanna cause me harm? 39 00:01:59,550 --> 00:02:00,920 -Cos he's a bad guy! 40 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,430 -But... why me? 41 00:02:02,430 --> 00:02:04,640 -Cos you're one of the good guys! 42 00:02:05,660 --> 00:02:12,800 -I will transform you into a radioactive pulp so liquid, it will be impossible to eat you with chopsticks! 43 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,020 -I am Blue Force! 44 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:22,720 -I am Pink Force! 45 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,640 -I am Yellow-in-the-front, Brown-in-the-back Force! 46 00:02:36,190 --> 00:02:39,690 -Ohhh... The Biomen... 47 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:42,270 -You! On the right! 48 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:43,000 -Ok! 49 00:02:42,380 --> 00:02:44,440 -You! Huuuu... on the right too 50 00:02:44,510 --> 00:02:49,080 Let's meet when the last sun ray hits the highest summit of the Siriyata mountain 51 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:49,980 -Meaning? 52 00:02:50,010 --> 00:02:52,220 -Well, like 7:45, 8pm... 53 00:02:52,300 --> 00:02:54,080 -OK! 54 00:03:03,920 --> 00:03:06,190 -I'm here! 55 00:03:06,570 --> 00:03:07,820 -Let's hope the good guys win! 56 00:03:07,850 --> 00:03:10,570 -Here! Take this in your face! 57 00:03:10,570 --> 00:03:17,450 It's an interstellar venom which will transform you into thermospasmic powder and will make stains on your clothes that even Skip Machine won't be able to remove! 58 00:03:17,640 --> 00:03:20,560 -You're kidding? I've got my gamma ray clothes 59 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:22,560 -Let' shope the bad guys lose! 60 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:30,810 -Seems like you need your Bio-TP 61 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:31,850 here you go 62 00:03:31,900 --> 00:03:32,620 -Thanks! 63 00:03:32,650 --> 00:03:36,030 -Wait a sec, he ate some bad fried rice 64 00:03:36,380 --> 00:03:38,460 Better? -Yeah it' s ok! 65 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:48,620 -Wait, stop the zooms for a while, it makes me wanna puke... 66 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,800 -BX 4000 laser ray! 67 00:03:58,160 --> 00:04:00,680 -BX 6000 laser ray! 68 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:03,000 -Dorothée's laser disc! 69 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:13,560 "It's like... an earthquake, a typhoon on the sea, a big clap of thunder" 70 00:04:04,970 --> 00:04:09,870 -Ohh, ahhhh, have mercy!!! Aaahh! 71 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:15,470 -Oh sorry, excuse me... 72 00:04:15,550 --> 00:04:20,300 -We will meet again, we will met ag.... aahhh ahhh 73 00:04:24,540 --> 00:04:27,360 -Look at this big lump! 74 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:29,530 -Thanks, you guys saved my life... 75 00:04:29,580 --> 00:04:33,180 -You're welcome... we're good guys too and we don't like bad guys 76 00:04:33,260 --> 00:04:34,410 -What you just said is really stupid 77 00:04:34,410 --> 00:04:36,410 -Who cares? It's for French Television.