WEBVTT 00:00:00.740 --> 00:00:03.860 (sarcastically) I love when they start playing Christmas music in October. 00:00:03.860 --> 00:00:05.210 Shut up! 00:00:07.487 --> 00:00:11.087 Man, it's been great having such a nice and peaceful Christmas this year. 00:00:11.087 --> 00:00:14.238 Yep, totally uneventful. 00:00:14.541 --> 00:00:16.139 Yeah. 00:00:17.169 --> 00:00:19.237 - Yeah. - Yeah. 00:00:19.797 --> 00:00:25.247 (sighs) I mean, I guess I miss our crazy adventures a little bit. 00:00:25.485 --> 00:00:27.925 Yeah, they could have done with a little bit more violence. 00:00:27.925 --> 00:00:29.505 Yeah, maybe a little bit more nudity. 00:00:29.505 --> 00:00:30.785 Yeah, I should take my pants off. 00:00:30.785 --> 00:00:32.748 No, dude! What's- why- what's wrong with you?! 00:00:32.748 --> 00:00:34.051 Keep those on! 00:00:34.411 --> 00:00:35.501 Okay, I'm sorry. 00:00:35.501 --> 00:00:39.051 It's just that this year's Christmas has just been so boring. 00:00:40.011 --> 00:00:41.956 (sighs) Yeah. 00:00:42.056 --> 00:00:44.691 If only today were more like an animated Christmas special 00:00:44.691 --> 00:00:48.456 or something, then we'd have a crazy awesome adventure for sure! 00:00:48.628 --> 00:00:52.998 Yeah... You know what? That sounds like a job for our... 00:00:53.438 --> 00:00:57.998 (Together) Imaginations! 00:00:58.284 --> 00:01:01.134 Holy Betty White's ballsack! It worked! 00:01:01.134 --> 00:01:04.561 Aw yeah! Now that we're animated, anything goes! 00:01:04.561 --> 00:01:06.710 Check it out, I can fly! 00:01:06.770 --> 00:01:08.139 - (thump) - (Anthony groans) 00:01:09.369 --> 00:01:13.240 (muffled) Dammit. I guess that's not how it works in this animation. 00:01:13.240 --> 00:01:14.177 It's all good, man. 00:01:14.177 --> 00:01:17.624 I'm sure something crazy exciting is about to happen, any second now. 00:01:17.844 --> 00:01:18.993 (knocking) 00:01:18.993 --> 00:01:20.343 Aha! See! 00:01:20.513 --> 00:01:22.083 Told you, somebody knocked on the door. 00:01:22.083 --> 00:01:23.933 That's f**king exciting. Let's run to it! 00:01:23.933 --> 00:01:25.973 (panting, laughter) 00:01:25.973 --> 00:01:28.363 Oh god, I hope it's Ian's mom with no clothes on! 00:01:28.466 --> 00:01:30.726 Hey guys, Merry Christmas! 00:01:31.144 --> 00:01:34.014 (Ian) Eeh, no... 00:01:34.164 --> 00:01:37.084 Ugh, f**king Stevie, seriously? 00:01:37.084 --> 00:01:40.544 (Stevie) Guys, you know I saw you, and can still hear you, right? 00:01:40.704 --> 00:01:42.114 Come on, let me in! 00:01:42.364 --> 00:01:44.834 I'm freezing my holly jolly butthole out here! 00:01:44.834 --> 00:01:46.544 Shut the hell up, Stevie! 00:01:47.233 --> 00:01:48.296 Wait a second... 00:01:48.296 --> 00:01:50.519 Did you see the size of that big-ass present? 00:01:50.519 --> 00:01:51.583 Yeah, you think it was for us? 00:01:51.583 --> 00:01:53.813 I mean obviously it's for us. He doesn't have any other friends. 00:01:53.813 --> 00:01:57.013 Yeah.. I feel kinda bad, 'cause we didn't even get him anything. 00:01:57.013 --> 00:01:59.245 Yeah, you know sometimes I pretend that he doesn't even exist. 00:01:59.245 --> 00:02:00.623 - Yeah, just like your herpes. - What? 00:02:00.623 --> 00:02:04.453 (Stevie) Guys, seriously? I can still hear you! 00:02:04.585 --> 00:02:08.055 If we want that gift, I guess we're going to have to get him a gift too. 00:02:08.363 --> 00:02:10.043 We need to get Stevie a present! 00:02:10.043 --> 00:02:13.183 Yeah, but dude, it's Christmas Day. All the stores are closed. 00:02:13.183 --> 00:02:15.253 F**cking lazy-ass union workers! 00:02:15.253 --> 00:02:17.873 I know, get back to your job, idiots! 00:02:18.101 --> 00:02:19.957 If we wanna get whatever's inside Stevie's box, 00:02:19.957 --> 00:02:21.223 we're gonna need a Christmas miracle. 00:02:21.223 --> 00:02:23.921 That sounds really wrong, but I'm gonna try something. 00:02:23.975 --> 00:02:27.303 Oh great scary, omniscient Gods of the holiday season, 00:02:27.303 --> 00:02:28.861 we implore you! 00:02:29.081 --> 00:02:31.330 Please bring us a present to give to Stevie 00:02:31.330 --> 00:02:35.729 so that we may avoid the social awkwardness and embarrassment! 00:02:37.569 --> 00:02:39.250 Raaar! 00:02:39.250 --> 00:02:42.554 I am a yeti, here to deliver your Christmas wish! 00:02:42.554 --> 00:02:45.424 Ahh! Big-ass furry naked thing covered in fur! 00:02:45.424 --> 00:02:46.864 Kill it, kill it! 00:02:46.921 --> 00:02:48.891 Dude, no! He's here to help us! 00:02:48.891 --> 00:02:52.781 Right you are. Here, give this gift to your pal, Stacey. 00:02:52.781 --> 00:02:54.831 (muffled) My name is Stevie! 00:02:55.334 --> 00:02:58.124 Wow! Thanks furry naked guy covered in fur! 00:02:58.124 --> 00:03:01.764 Holy Santa's f**kballs, this is amazing! 00:03:01.981 --> 00:03:03.891 Raaar! I am a yeti! 00:03:04.616 --> 00:03:06.456 Now our house looks like a pride parade. 00:03:06.456 --> 00:03:10.200 Yeah, we'd appreciate it if you didn't make our floor look like Kesha's butthole. 00:03:10.200 --> 00:03:12.790 Dude, don't freak out. That's why we got the Roomba. 00:03:13.000 --> 00:03:14.530 It works perfectly fine! 00:03:14.706 --> 00:03:16.626 (crashing) 00:03:16.626 --> 00:03:18.816 Raaar! Not this stuff! 00:03:18.816 --> 00:03:20.495 It's the kind of glittery confetti 00:03:20.495 --> 00:03:23.174 that really gets stuck good and deep into the rug! 00:03:23.174 --> 00:03:25.775 You'll be finding little pieces of it in there for weeks! 00:03:25.775 --> 00:03:27.085 Ra-aar! 00:03:27.085 --> 00:03:29.535 (sarcastically) Oh, that's.. great. 00:03:29.535 --> 00:03:31.165 (sarcastically) Super. 00:03:31.320 --> 00:03:34.570 Hey, guys! I've lost all feeling 00:03:34.570 --> 00:03:37.600 in my hands, feet, and testicles. 00:03:38.030 --> 00:03:40.040 Sh-Should I be worried? 00:03:40.040 --> 00:03:42.980 Raaar. Why don't you let your pal Stanley in, 00:03:42.980 --> 00:03:44.170 and give him his present? 00:03:44.170 --> 00:03:46.200 Hell yeah! He's gonna love this! 00:03:47.497 --> 00:03:48.487 Thanks guys! 00:03:48.487 --> 00:03:50.963 I was always totally 70 percent sure 00:03:50.963 --> 00:03:54.119 you wouldn't let me die of hypothermia out there! (Laughs) 00:03:54.119 --> 00:03:56.465 Of course not, Stevie! Now here's your gift. 00:03:56.465 --> 00:04:00.405 Which we put tons of thought and care into and purchased way in advance. 00:04:00.661 --> 00:04:02.431 A present for me?! 00:04:02.431 --> 00:04:04.101 Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 00:04:04.101 --> 00:04:04.911 (rumbling) 00:04:04.911 --> 00:04:05.691 (laughing) 00:04:05.691 --> 00:04:06.361 Ahh! 00:04:06.370 --> 00:04:08.820 What the fudge-covered Jesus is that thing?! 00:04:08.820 --> 00:04:11.130 Oh my gosh, he's adorable! 00:04:11.233 --> 00:04:14.183 I'm really gonna enjoy eating him alive! 00:04:14.395 --> 00:04:16.825 Get your f**king hands off me, fatty! 00:04:17.075 --> 00:04:18.675 Death to all! 00:04:18.815 --> 00:04:19.555 (glass shatters) 00:04:19.555 --> 00:04:23.475 May the blood of the living rain down for eons to come! 00:04:23.475 --> 00:04:26.905 You know there's something about that gingerbread man I just don't like. 00:04:26.905 --> 00:04:30.645 Specifically the stuff about the blood of the living raining down for eons to come. 00:04:30.645 --> 00:04:33.625 I mean, he didn't even get my name right. It's Ian, not Eon! 00:04:33.925 --> 00:04:35.565 And why does he want me to come? 00:04:35.565 --> 00:04:38.275 I've got a very bad feeling about this... 00:04:38.893 --> 00:04:40.153 It's okay, guys! 00:04:40.153 --> 00:04:42.573 I'm just happy you got me a present this year! 00:04:42.573 --> 00:04:45.013 (gasps) Ooh. Wanna play charades? 00:04:45.213 --> 00:04:46.883 (car alarm, laughing) 00:04:47.017 --> 00:04:49.067 (laughing) 00:04:49.067 --> 00:04:51.007 Dude, seriously! What the hell is your deal? 00:04:51.007 --> 00:04:53.767 Raaar! You dumbasses! 00:04:54.067 --> 00:04:57.767 Didn't you know you should never trust a yeti at Christmas! 00:04:57.929 --> 00:05:00.649 We can't stand all the joyfulness and cheers! 00:05:00.649 --> 00:05:02.309 Ho-ho-hold on. 00:05:02.569 --> 00:05:04.422 Don't you dare knock on Cheers! 00:05:04.422 --> 00:05:06.085 Ted Danson is the sh*t! 00:05:06.085 --> 00:05:08.453 Oh god, what's that thing doing now? 00:05:08.543 --> 00:05:09.951 (flames crackle) 00:05:11.371 --> 00:05:13.369 He's infecting all the other cookies! 00:05:13.369 --> 00:05:15.179 They're gonna kill us all! 00:05:15.990 --> 00:05:17.220 But they're so cute! 00:05:17.220 --> 00:05:19.631 Yeah, you are all totally boned. 00:05:19.811 --> 00:05:23.121 Mind if I ride out this wave of gingerbread zombies on your couch? 00:05:23.570 --> 00:05:24.930 (sighs) 00:05:25.423 --> 00:05:28.893 (channel changing) Nope, nope, seen it, nope. 00:05:29.173 --> 00:05:32.534 (Porn moans) Ooh. I see you guys subscribe to all the channels! 00:05:32.534 --> 00:05:34.435 - (porn star) Mmm. You get dat, girl. - (woman moans) 00:05:34.435 --> 00:05:35.377 Seen it. 00:05:35.377 --> 00:05:36.887 Alright! Here we go! 00:05:36.897 --> 00:05:38.883 When picnics go wrong! 00:05:38.933 --> 00:05:40.293 This show's my jam. 00:05:40.655 --> 00:05:44.445 (maniacal laughing, car alarms) 00:05:44.445 --> 00:05:47.665 Merry Christmas, bitches! 00:05:47.665 --> 00:05:49.285 Die slowly! 00:05:49.285 --> 00:05:53.005 You know, I feel partially responsible for this. 00:05:53.005 --> 00:05:55.375 And I'm starting to think that yeti is a total d-bag. 00:05:55.375 --> 00:05:58.115 (TV) I say Judy, these sandwiches are delicious. 00:05:58.115 --> 00:06:01.175 - (monster roaring) - Ahh! He's eating my face! 00:06:01.175 --> 00:06:02.575 (laughing) 00:06:02.575 --> 00:06:07.815 It's funny, because they're all hideously disfigured! Hahaha! 00:06:07.815 --> 00:06:09.605 - Anthony, what the hell are we going to do? - (sirens outside) 00:06:09.605 --> 00:06:12.175 I don't know, but we've gotta act fast. 00:06:12.175 --> 00:06:14.855 It's not like we've got a whole week to think of a plan. 00:06:17.261 --> 00:06:22.070 ♪ (Christmas music) ♪ 00:06:22.120 --> 00:06:24.165 Oh my god, a cliffhanger! 00:06:24.165 --> 00:06:25.895 While you're waiting for part 2, 00:06:25.895 --> 00:06:28.745 click the video on the right to watch another animation by the same people 00:06:28.745 --> 00:06:31.305 that helped make this episode. It's called Alfred and Poe 00:06:31.305 --> 00:06:33.385 and it's hilarious, I promise, click it. 00:06:33.385 --> 00:06:36.145 My weapon of choice is the crossbow. Choose yours! 00:06:36.565 --> 00:06:39.295 - (screaming) - Whoops, oh god.. 00:06:39.295 --> 00:06:42.065 And click the video on the left to see behind-the-scenes from this episode, 00:06:42.065 --> 00:06:45.219 and watch us tell you our top five Christmas movies. 00:06:45.219 --> 00:06:48.089 And we try to sing some Christmas carols. 00:06:48.230 --> 00:06:50.400 And we're really, really, really good at it. 00:06:50.590 --> 00:06:53.170 ♪ Up on the rooftop, click, click, click ♪ 00:06:53.369 --> 00:06:56.029 ♪ Down with Santa, suck your d**ck ♪ 00:06:56.183 --> 00:06:56.753 Oh. 00:06:56.753 --> 00:07:01.323 Click subscribe if you don't want me to freeze my holly jolly butthole off!