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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.74,0:00:03.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sarcastically) I love when they start \Nplaying Christmas music in October.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.86,0:00:05.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.49,0:00:11.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, it's been great having such \Na nice and peaceful Christmas this year.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.09,0:00:14.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yep, totally uneventful.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.54,0:00:16.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.17,0:00:19.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah.\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.80,0:00:25.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sighs) I mean, I guess I miss \Nour crazy adventures a little bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.48,0:00:27.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, they could have done \Nwith a little bit more violence.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.92,0:00:29.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, maybe a little bit more nudity.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.50,0:00:30.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I should take my pants off.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.78,0:00:32.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, dude! What's- why- \Nwhat's wrong with you?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.75,0:00:34.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Keep those on!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.41,0:00:35.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, I'm sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.50,0:00:39.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just that this year's Christmas\Nhas just been so boring.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.01,0:00:41.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sighs) Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.06,0:00:44.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If only today were more like \Nan animated Christmas special
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.69,0:00:48.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or something, then we'd have \Na crazy awesome adventure for sure!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.63,0:00:52.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah... You know what?\NThat sounds like a job for our...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.44,0:00:57.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Together) Imaginations!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.28,0:01:01.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holy Betty White's ballsack!\NIt worked!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.13,0:01:04.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aw yeah! Now that \Nwe're animated, anything goes!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.56,0:01:06.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Check it out, I can fly!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.77,0:01:08.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (thump)\N- (Anthony groans)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.37,0:01:13.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(muffled) Dammit. I guess that's not how \Nit works in this animation.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.24,0:01:14.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's all good, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.18,0:01:17.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sure something crazy exciting is \Nabout to happen, any second now.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.84,0:01:18.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(knocking)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.99,0:01:20.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aha! See!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.51,0:01:22.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Told you, somebody knocked on the door.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.08,0:01:23.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's f**king exciting. \NLet's run to it!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.93,0:01:25.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(panting, laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.97,0:01:28.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh god, I hope it's Ian's mom \Nwith no clothes on!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.47,0:01:30.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey guys, Merry Christmas!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.14,0:01:34.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ian) Eeh, no...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.16,0:01:37.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ugh, f**king Stevie, seriously?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.08,0:01:40.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Stevie) Guys, you know I saw you, \Nand can still hear you, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.70,0:01:42.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, let me in!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.36,0:01:44.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm freezing my holly jolly \Nbutthole out here!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.83,0:01:46.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut the hell up, Stevie!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.23,0:01:48.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait a second...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.30,0:01:50.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you see the size \Nof that big-ass present?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.52,0:01:51.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, you think it was for us?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.58,0:01:53.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean obviously it's for us.\NHe doesn't have any other friends.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.81,0:01:57.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.. I feel kinda bad, 'cause we didn't\Neven get him anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.01,0:01:59.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, you know sometimes I pretend \Nthat he doesn't even exist.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.24,0:02:00.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah, just like your herpes.\N- What?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.62,0:02:04.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Stevie) Guys, seriously? \NI can still hear you!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.58,0:02:08.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If we want that gift, I guess we're going \Nto have to get him a gift too.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.36,0:02:10.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We need to get Stevie a present!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.04,0:02:13.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, but dude, it's Christmas Day. \NAll the stores are closed.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.18,0:02:15.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,F**cking lazy-ass union workers!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.25,0:02:17.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know, get back to your job, idiots!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.10,0:02:19.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If we wanna get \Nwhatever's inside Stevie's box,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.96,0:02:21.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we're gonna need a Christmas miracle.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.22,0:02:23.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That sounds really wrong, \Nbut I'm gonna try something.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.98,0:02:27.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh great scary, omniscient Gods \Nof the holiday season,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.30,0:02:28.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we implore you!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.08,0:02:31.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please bring us \Na present to give to Stevie
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.33,0:02:35.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so that we may avoid the social \Nawkwardness and embarrassment!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.57,0:02:39.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Raaar!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.25,0:02:42.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am a yeti, here to deliver \Nyour Christmas wish!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.55,0:02:45.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahh! Big-ass furry \Nnaked thing covered in fur!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.42,0:02:46.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kill it, kill it!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.92,0:02:48.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, no!\NHe's here to help us!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.89,0:02:52.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right you are. \NHere, give this gift to your pal, Stacey.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.78,0:02:54.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(muffled) My name is Stevie!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.33,0:02:58.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow! Thanks furry naked guy covered in fur!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.12,0:03:01.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holy Santa's f**kballs, this is amazing!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.98,0:03:03.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Raaar! I am a yeti!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.62,0:03:06.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now our house looks like a pride parade.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.46,0:03:10.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, we'd appreciate it if you didn't \Nmake our floor look like Kesha's butthole.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.20,0:03:12.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, don't freak out.\NThat's why we got the Roomba.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.00,0:03:14.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It works perfectly fine!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.71,0:03:16.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(crashing)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.63,0:03:18.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Raaar! Not this stuff!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.82,0:03:20.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the kind of glittery confetti
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.50,0:03:23.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that really gets stuck \Ngood and deep into the rug!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.17,0:03:25.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'll be finding little pieces \Nof it in there for weeks!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.78,0:03:27.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ra-aar!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.08,0:03:29.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sarcastically) Oh, that's.. great.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.54,0:03:31.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sarcastically) Super.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.32,0:03:34.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, guys! I've lost all feeling
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.57,0:03:37.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in my hands, feet, and testicles.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.03,0:03:40.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sh-Should I be worried?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.04,0:03:42.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Raaar. Why don't you let \Nyour pal Stanley in,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.98,0:03:44.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and give him his present?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.17,0:03:46.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hell yeah! He's gonna love this!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.50,0:03:48.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.49,0:03:50.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was always totally 70 percent sure
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.96,0:03:54.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you wouldn't let me die \Nof hypothermia out there! (Laughs)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.12,0:03:56.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course not, Stevie! \NNow here's your gift.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.46,0:04:00.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which we put tons of thought and care \Ninto and purchased way in advance.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.66,0:04:02.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A present for me?!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.43,0:04:04.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!\N
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.10,0:04:04.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(rumbling)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.91,0:04:05.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.69,0:04:06.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahh!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.37,0:04:08.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the fudge-covered \NJesus is that thing?!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.82,0:04:11.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my gosh, he's adorable!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.23,0:04:14.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm really gonna enjoy eating him alive!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.40,0:04:16.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get your f**king hands off me, fatty!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.08,0:04:18.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Death to all!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.82,0:04:19.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(glass shatters)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.56,0:04:23.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,May the blood of the living rain\Ndown for eons to come!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.48,0:04:26.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know there's something about\Nthat gingerbread man I just don't like.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.90,0:04:30.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Specifically the stuff about the blood of the living\Nraining down for eons to come.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.64,0:04:33.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, he didn't even get my name right. \NIt's Ian, not Eon!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.92,0:04:35.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And why does he want me to come?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.56,0:04:38.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got a very bad feeling about this...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.89,0:04:40.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's okay, guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.15,0:04:42.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just happy you got \Nme a present this year!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.57,0:04:45.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(gasps) Ooh. Wanna play charades?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.21,0:04:46.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(car alarm, laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.02,0:04:49.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.07,0:04:51.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, seriously!\NWhat the hell is your deal?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.01,0:04:53.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Raaar! You dumbasses!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.07,0:04:57.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Didn't you know you should \Nnever trust a yeti at Christmas!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.93,0:05:00.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We can't stand \Nall the joyfulness and cheers!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.65,0:05:02.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ho-ho-hold on.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.57,0:05:04.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't you dare knock on Cheers!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.42,0:05:06.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ted Danson is the sh*t!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.08,0:05:08.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh god, what's that thing doing now?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.54,0:05:09.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(flames crackle)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.37,0:05:13.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's infecting all the other cookies!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.37,0:05:15.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're gonna kill us all!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.99,0:05:17.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But they're so cute!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.22,0:05:19.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, you are all totally boned.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.81,0:05:23.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mind if I ride out this wave \Nof gingerbread zombies on your couch?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.57,0:05:24.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sighs)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.42,0:05:28.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(channel changing) \NNope, nope, seen it, nope.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.17,0:05:32.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Porn moans) Ooh. I see you guys \Nsubscribe to {\i1}all{\i0} the channels!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.53,0:05:34.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (porn star) Mmm. You get dat, girl.\N- (woman moans)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.44,0:05:35.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seen it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.38,0:05:36.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright! Here we go!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.90,0:05:38.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}When picnics go wrong!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.93,0:05:40.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This show's my jam.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.66,0:05:44.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(maniacal laughing, car alarms)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.44,0:05:47.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Merry Christmas, bitches!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.66,0:05:49.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Die slowly!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.28,0:05:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, I feel \Npartially responsible for this.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.00,0:05:55.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm starting to think \Nthat yeti is a total d-bag.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.38,0:05:58.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(TV) {\i1}I say Judy, \Nthese sandwiches are delicious.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.12,0:06:01.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- {\i1}(monster roaring){\i0}\N- {\i1}Ahh! He's eating my face!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.18,0:06:02.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.58,0:06:07.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's funny, because they're all hideously\Ndisfigured! Hahaha!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.82,0:06:09.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Anthony, what the hell are we going to do?\N- (sirens outside)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.60,0:06:12.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know, but we've gotta act fast.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.18,0:06:14.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not like we've got \Na whole week to think of a plan.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.26,0:06:22.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (Christmas music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.12,0:06:24.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god, a cliffhanger!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.16,0:06:25.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,While you're waiting for part 2,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.90,0:06:28.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,click the video on the right to watch \Nanother animation by the same people
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.74,0:06:31.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that helped make this episode. \NIt's called Alfred and Poe
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.30,0:06:33.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it's hilarious, \NI promise, click it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.38,0:06:36.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}My weapon of choice is the crossbow. \NChoose yours!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.56,0:06:39.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- {\i1}(screaming){\i0}\N- {\i1}Whoops, oh god..{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.30,0:06:42.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And click the video on the left to see \Nbehind-the-scenes from this episode,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.06,0:06:45.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and watch us tell you \Nour top five Christmas movies.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.22,0:06:48.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we try to sing some Christmas carols.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.23,0:06:50.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we're really, really, really good at it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.59,0:06:53.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Up on the rooftop, click, click, click ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:06:53.37,0:06:56.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Down with Santa, suck your d**ck ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.18,0:06:56.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.75,0:07:01.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Click subscribe if you don't want me\Nto freeze my holly jolly butthole off!