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(Sarcastically) I love when they start playing [br]Christmas music in October.

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Shut up!

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Man it's been great having such a nice and[br]peaceful Christmas this year

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Yep, totally uneventful.

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Yeah.

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(Sighs) I mean, I guess I miss our crazy adventures[br]a little bit.

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Yeah, they could have done with a little bit[br]more violence.

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Yeah maybe a little bit more nudity.

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Yeah I should take my pants off.

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No dude what's- why- what's wrong with you?![br]Keep those on!

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Okay I'm sorry. It's just that this year's Christmas[br]has just been so boring.

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(Sighs) Yeah, if only today were more like an[br]animated Christmas special or something,

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then we'd have a crazy awesome adventure for sure!

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Yeah... You know what, that sounds like a job for[br]our

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(Together) imaginations!

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Holy Betty White's ballsack it worked!

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Aw yeah! Now that we're animated, anything goes![br]

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Check it out, I can fly! (Thumping)

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(Muffled) Dammit. I guess that's not how it works[br]in this animation.

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It's all good, man, I'm sure something crazy[br]exciting is about to happen, any second now.

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(Knocking)

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Aha! See! Told you, somebody knocked on the door.[br]That's f**king exciting. Let's run to it!

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(Laughing)

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Oh god, I hope it's Ian's mom with no clothes on!

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Hey guys, Merry Christmas!

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Eeh, no...

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Ugh, f**king Stevie, seriously?

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Guys, you know I saw you, and can still hear[br]you, right?

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Come on, let me in! I'm freezing my holly[br]jolly butthole out here!

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Shut the hell up Stevie!

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Wait a second, did you see the size of that[br]big-ass present?

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Yeah, you think it was for us?

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I mean obviously it's for us, he doesn't have[br]any other friends.

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Yeah.. I feel kinda bad, 'cause we didn't[br]even get him anything.

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Yeah, you know sometimes I pretend that he[br]doesn't even exist.

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Yeah, just like your herpes?[br](Ian): What?

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Guys, seriously, I can still hear you!

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If we want that gift, I guess we're going to have to[br]give him a gift too.

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We need to get Stevie a present!

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Yeah but dude it's Christmas Day, all the[br]stores are closed.

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F**cking lazy-ass union workers

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I know, get back to your jobs, idiots.

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If we wanna get whatever's inside Stevie's box,[br]we're gonna need a Christmas miracle.

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That sound really wrong, but I'm gonna try something.

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Oh great scary omniscient Gods of the holiday season,[br]season, we implore you!

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Please bring us a present to give to Stevie so that we[br]may avoid the social awkwardness and embarrassment!

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Raaar! I am a yeti, here to deliver your Christmas wish!

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Ahh! Big-ass furry naked thing covered in fur!

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Kill it, kill it!

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Dude, no, he's here to help us!

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Right you are. Here, give this gift to your pal Stacey.

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(Muffled) My name is Stevie!

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Wow! Thanks furry naked guy covered in fur

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Holy Santa's f**kballs, this is amazing!

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Raaar! I am a yeti!

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Now our house looks like a pride parade.

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Yeah, we'd appreciate it if you didn't make our floor[br]look like Kesha's butthole.

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Dude, don't freak out, that's why we got the roomba.

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It works perfectly fine!

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(Crashing)

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Raaar! Not this stuff!

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It's the kind of glittery confetti that really gets[br]stuck good and deep into the rug!

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You'll be finding little pieces of it in there for weeks![br]Ra-aar!

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(Sarcastically) Oh, that's.. great.

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(Sarcastically) Super.

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Hey, guys! I've lost all feeling in my hands,[br]feet, and testicles.

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Should I be worried?

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Raaar. Why don't you let your pal Stanley in,[br]and give him his present?

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Hell yeah! He's gonna love this!

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Thanks guys!

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I was always totally 70 percent sure you wouldn't[br]let me die of hypothermia out there! (Laughs)

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Of course not, Stevie! Now here's your gift.

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Which we put tons of thought and care into and[br]purchased way in advance.

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A present for me?! Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

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(Rumbling)

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(Laughing)

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Ahh!

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What the fudge-covered Jesus is that thing?!

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Oh my gosh, he's adorable!

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I'm really gonna enjoy eating him alive!

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Get your f**king hands off me, fatty!

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Death to all!

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(Smashing)

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May the blood of the living rain down for eons[br]to come!

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You know there's something about that[br]gingerbread man I just don't like.

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Specifically the stuff about the blood of the living[br]raining down for eons to come,

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I mean he didn't even get my name right, it's Ian,[br]not eon!

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And why does he want me to come?

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I've got a very bad feeling about this...

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It's okay guys, I'm just happy you got me a present[br]this year!

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(Gasps) Ooh. Wanna play charades?

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(Car alarm) (Laughing)

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(Laughing)

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Dude seriously what the hell is your deal?

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Raaar! You dumbasses!

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Didn't you know you should never trust a yeti[br]at Christmas!

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We can't stand all the joyfulness and cheers!

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Ho-ho-hold on.

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Don't you dare knock on Cheers! Ted Danson[br]is the sh*t!

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Oh god, what's that thing doing now?

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He's infecting all the other cookies!

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They're gonna kill us all!

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But they're so cute!

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Yeah, you are all totally boned. Mind if I ride out[br]this wave of gingerbread zombies on your couch?

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(Sighs)

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(Channel changing) Nope, nope, seen it, nope.

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(Porn moans) Ooh. I see you guys subscribe[br]to <i>all</i> the channels!

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Seen it.

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Alright! Here we go!

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<i>When picnics go wrong!</i>

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This show's my jam.

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(Laughing) (Car alarms)

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Merry Christmas, bitches!

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Die slowly!

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You know, I feel partially responsible for this.

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And I'm starting to think that yeti is a total[br]d-bag.

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(TV) <i>I say Judy, these sandwiches are delicious.</i>

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<i>(Roaring) Ahh! He's eating my face!</i>

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(Laughing) It's funny, because they're all hideously[br]disfigured! Hahaha!

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Anthony, what the hell are we going to do?[br](Sirens outside)

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I don't know, but we've gotta act fast. It's not[br]like we've got a whole week to think of a plan.

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(Christmas music)

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Oh my god, a cliffhanger!

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While you're waiting for part 2, click the video on the[br]right to watch another animation by the same people

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that helped make this episode, it's called Alfred and Poe[br]and it's hilarious, I promise, click it.

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<i>My weapon of choice is the crossbow. Choose yours! [br](Screaming) Whoops, oh god..</i>

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And click the video on the left to see behind the scenes[br]from this episode,

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and watch us tell you our top five Christmas movies.

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And, we try to sing some Christmas carols, and we're[br]really, really, really good at it.