WEBVTT 00:00:00.740 --> 00:00:03.740 (Sarcastically) I love when they start playing Christmas music in October. 00:00:03.740 --> 00:00:04.940 Shut up! 00:00:07.397 --> 00:00:10.717 Man it's been great having such a nice and peaceful Christmas this year 00:00:10.978 --> 00:00:14.238 Yep, totally uneventful. 00:00:14.541 --> 00:00:15.981 Yeah. 00:00:19.787 --> 00:00:25.247 (Sighs) I mean, I guess I miss our crazy adventures a little bit. 00:00:25.425 --> 00:00:27.875 Yeah, they could have done with a little bit more violence. 00:00:27.875 --> 00:00:29.475 Yeah maybe a little bit more nudity. 00:00:29.475 --> 00:00:30.655 Yeah I should take my pants off. 00:00:30.655 --> 00:00:33.685 No dude what's- why- what's wrong with you?! Keep those on! 00:00:34.456 --> 00:00:39.346 Okay I'm sorry. It's just that this year's Christmas has just been so boring. 00:00:40.061 --> 00:00:45.171 (Sighs) Yeah, if only today were more like an animated Christmas special or something, 00:00:45.496 --> 00:00:48.456 then we'd have a crazy awesome adventure for sure! 00:00:48.668 --> 00:00:52.668 Yeah... You know what, that sounds like a job for our 00:00:53.398 --> 00:00:57.398 (Together) imaginations! 00:00:58.434 --> 00:01:02.434 Holy Betty White's ballsack it worked! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Ah yeah! Now that we're animated, anything goes! Check it out, I can fly! (crashing) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (Muffled) Dammit. I guess that's not how it works in this animation. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It's all good, man, I'm sure something crazy exciting is about to happen, any second now. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (Knocking) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Aha! See! Told you, somebody knocked on the door. That's f**king exciting. Let's run to it! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (Laughing) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh god, I hope it's Ian's mom with no clothes on! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey guys, Merry Christmas! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Eeh, no... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Ugh, f**king Stevie, seriously? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Guys, you know I saw you, and can still hear you, right? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Come on, let me in! I'm freezing my holly jolly butthole out here! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Shut the hell up Stevie! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Wait a second, did you see the size of that big-ass present? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yeah, you think it was for us? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I mean obviously it's for us, he doesn't have any other friends. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yeah.. I feel kinda bad, 'cause we didn't even get him anything. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yeah, you know sometimes I pretend that he doesn't even exist. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yeah, just like your herpes? (Ian): What? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Guys, seriously, I can still hear you! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If we want that gift, I guess we're going to have to give him a gift too. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We need to get Stevie a present! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yeah but dude it's Christmas Day, all the stores are closed. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 F**cking lazy-ass union workers 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I know, get back to your jobs, idiots. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 If we wanna get whatever's inside Stevie's box, we're gonna need a Christmas miracle. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 That sound really wrong, but I'm gonna try something. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh great scary omniscient Gods of the holiday season, season, we implore you! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Please bring us a present to give to Stevie so that we may avoid the social awkwardness and embarrassment! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Raaar! I am a yeti, here to deliver your Christmas wish! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Ahh! Big-ass furry naked thing covered in fur! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Kill it, kill it! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Dude, no, he's here to help us! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Right you are. Here, give this gift to your pal Stacey. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (Muffled) My name is Stevie! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Wow! Thanks furry naked guy covered in fur 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Holy Santa's f**kballs, this is amazing! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Raaar! I am a yeti! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Now our house looks like a pride parade. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yeah, we'd appreciate it if you didn't make our floor look like Kesha's butthole. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Dude, don't freak out, that's why we got the roomba. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It works perfectly fine! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (Crashing) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Raaar! Not this stuff! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It's the kind of glittery confetti that really gets stuck good and deep into the rug! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You'll be finding little pieces of it in there for weeks! Ra-aar! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (Sarcastically) Oh, that's.. great. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (Sarcastically) Super. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hey, guys! I've lost all feeling in my hands, feet, and testicles. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Should I be worried? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Raaar. Why don't you let your pal Stanley in, and give him his present? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Hell yeah! He's gonna love this! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Thanks guys! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I was always totally 70 percent sure you wouldn't let me die of hypothermia out there! (Laughs) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Of course not, Stevie! Now here's your gift. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Which we put tons of thought and care into and purchased way in advance. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 A present for me?! Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (Rumbling) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (Laughing) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Ahh! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 What the fudge-covered Jesus is that thing?! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh my gosh, he's adorable! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I'm really gonna enjoy eating him alive! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Get your f**king hands off me, fatty! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Death to all! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (Smashing) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 May the blood of the living rain down for eons to come! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You know there's something about that gingerbread man I just don't like. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Specifically the stuff about the blood of the living raining down for eons to come, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I mean he didn't even get my name right, it's Ian, not eon! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And why does he want me to come? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I've got a very bad feeling about this... 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 It's okay guys, I'm just happy you got me a present this year! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (Gasps) Ooh. Wanna play charades? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (Car alarm) (Laughing) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (Laughing) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Dude seriously what the hell is your deal? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Raaar! You dumbasses! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Didn't you know you should never trust a yeti at Christmas! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 We can't stand all the joyfulness and cheers! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Ho-ho-hold on. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Don't you dare knock on Cheers! Ted Danson is the sh*t! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh god, what's that thing doing now? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 He's infecting all the other cookies! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 They're gonna kill us all! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 But they're so cute! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Yeah, you are all totally boned. Mind if I ride out this wave of gingerbread zombies on your couch? 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (Sighs) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (Channel changing) Nope, nope, seen it, nope. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (Porn moans) Ooh. I see you guys subscribe to all the channels! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Seen it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Alright! Here we go! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 When picnics go wrong! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 This show's my jam. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (Laughing) (Car alarms) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Merry Christmas, bitches! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Die slowly! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 You know, I feel partially responsible for this. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And I'm starting to think that yeti is a total d-bag. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (TV) I say Judy, these sandwiches are delicious. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (Roaring) Ahh! He's eating my face! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (Laughing) It's funny, because they're all hideously disfigured! Hahaha! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Anthony, what the hell are we going to do? (Sirens outside) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 I don't know, but we've gotta act fast. It's not like we've got a whole week to think of a plan. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 (Christmas music) 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 Oh my god, a cliffhanger! 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 While you're waiting for part 2, click the video on the right to watch another animation by the same people 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 that helped make this episode, it's called Alfred and Poe and it's hilarious, I promise, click it. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 My weapon of choice is the crossbow. Choose yours! (Screaming) Whoops, oh god.. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And click the video on the left to see behind the scenes from this episode, 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 and watch us tell you our top five Christmas movies. 99:59:59.999 --> 99:59:59.999 And, we try to sing some Christmas carols, and we're really, really, really good at it.