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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.74,0:00:03.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Sarcastically) I love when they start playing \NChristmas music in October.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.74,0:00:04.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.40,0:00:10.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man it's been great having such a nice and\Npeaceful Christmas this year
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.98,0:00:14.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yep, totally uneventful.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.54,0:00:15.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.79,0:00:25.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Sighs) I mean, I guess I miss our crazy adventures\Na little bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.42,0:00:27.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, they could have done with a little bit\Nmore violence.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.88,0:00:29.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah maybe a little bit more nudity.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.48,0:00:30.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah I should take my pants off.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.66,0:00:33.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No dude what's- why- what's wrong with you?!\NKeep those on!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.46,0:00:39.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay I'm sorry. It's just that this year's Christmas\Nhas just been so boring.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.06,0:00:45.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Sighs) Yeah, if only today were more like an\Nanimated Christmas special or something,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.50,0:00:48.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then we'd have a crazy awesome adventure for sure!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.67,0:00:52.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah... You know what, that sounds like a job for\Nour
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.40,0:00:57.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Together) imaginations!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.43,0:01:02.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holy Betty White's ballsack it worked!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah yeah! Now that we're animated, anything goes!\NCheck it out, I can fly! (crashing)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Muffled) Dammit. I guess that's not how it works\Nin this animation.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's all good, man, I'm sure something crazy\Nexciting is about to happen, any second now.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Knocking)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aha! See! Told you, somebody knocked on the door.\NThat's f**king exciting. Let's run to it!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughing)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh god, I hope it's Ian's mom with no clothes on!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey guys, Merry Christmas!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eeh, no...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ugh, f**king Stevie, seriously?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guys, you know I saw you, and can still hear\Nyou, right?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, let me in! I'm freezing my holly\Njolly butthole out here!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut the hell up Stevie!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait a second, did you see the size of that\Nbig-ass present?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, you think it was for us?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean obviously it's for us, he doesn't have\Nany other friends.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.. I feel kinda bad, 'cause we didn't\Neven get him anything.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, you know sometimes I pretend that he\Ndoesn't even exist.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, just like your herpes?\N(Ian): What?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guys, seriously, I can still hear you!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If we want that gift, I guess we're going to have to\Ngive him a gift too.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We need to get Stevie a present!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah but dude it's Christmas Day, all the\Nstores are closed.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,F**cking lazy-ass union workers
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know, get back to your jobs, idiots.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If we wanna get whatever's inside Stevie's box,\Nwe're gonna need a Christmas miracle.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That sound really wrong, but I'm gonna try something.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh great scary omniscient Gods of the holiday season,\Nseason, we implore you!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please bring us a present to give to Stevie so that we\Nmay avoid the social awkwardness and embarrassment!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Raaar! I am a yeti, here to deliver your Christmas wish!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahh! Big-ass furry naked thing covered in fur!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kill it, kill it!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, no, he's here to help us!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right you are. Here, give this gift to your pal Stacey.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Muffled) My name is Stevie!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow! Thanks furry naked guy covered in fur
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Holy Santa's f**kballs, this is amazing!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Raaar! I am a yeti!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now our house looks like a pride parade.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, we'd appreciate it if you didn't make our floor\Nlook like Kesha's butthole.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude, don't freak out, that's why we got the roomba.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It works perfectly fine!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Crashing)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Raaar! Not this stuff!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the kind of glittery confetti that really gets\Nstuck good and deep into the rug!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'll be finding little pieces of it in there for weeks!\NRa-aar!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Sarcastically) Oh, that's.. great.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Sarcastically) Super.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, guys! I've lost all feeling in my hands,\Nfeet, and testicles.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Should I be worried?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Raaar. Why don't you let your pal Stanley in,\Nand give him his present?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hell yeah! He's gonna love this!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks guys!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was always totally 70 percent sure you wouldn't\Nlet me die of hypothermia out there! (Laughs)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course not, Stevie! Now here's your gift.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which we put tons of thought and care into and\Npurchased way in advance.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A present for me?! Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Rumbling)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughing)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahh!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the fudge-covered Jesus is that thing?!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my gosh, he's adorable!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm really gonna enjoy eating him alive!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get your f**king hands off me, fatty!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Death to all!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Smashing)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,May the blood of the living rain down for eons\Nto come!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know there's something about that\Ngingerbread man I just don't like.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Specifically the stuff about the blood of the living\Nraining down for eons to come,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean he didn't even get my name right, it's Ian,\Nnot eon!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And why does he want me to come?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've got a very bad feeling about this...
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's okay guys, I'm just happy you got me a present\Nthis year!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Gasps) Ooh. Wanna play charades?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Car alarm) (Laughing)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughing)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dude seriously what the hell is your deal?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Raaar! You dumbasses!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Didn't you know you should never trust a yeti\Nat Christmas!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We can't stand all the joyfulness and cheers!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ho-ho-hold on.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't you dare knock on Cheers! Ted Danson\Nis the sh*t!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh god, what's that thing doing now?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's infecting all the other cookies!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're gonna kill us all!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But they're so cute!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, you are all totally boned. Mind if I ride out\Nthis wave of gingerbread zombies on your couch?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Sighs)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Channel changing) Nope, nope, seen it, nope.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Porn moans) Ooh. I see you guys subscribe\Nto {\i1}all{\i0} the channels!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Seen it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright! Here we go!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}When picnics go wrong!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This show's my jam.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughing) (Car alarms)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Merry Christmas, bitches!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Die slowly!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, I feel partially responsible for this.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'm starting to think that yeti is a total\Nd-bag.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(TV) {\i1}I say Judy, these sandwiches are delicious.{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}(Roaring) Ahh! He's eating my face!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughing) It's funny, because they're all hideously\Ndisfigured! Hahaha!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anthony, what the hell are we going to do?\N(Sirens outside)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know, but we've gotta act fast. It's not\Nlike we've got a whole week to think of a plan.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Christmas music)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god, a cliffhanger!
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,While you're waiting for part 2, click the video on the\Nright to watch another animation by the same people
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that helped make this episode, it's called Alfred and Poe\Nand it's hilarious, I promise, click it.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}My weapon of choice is the crossbow. Choose yours! \N(Screaming) Whoops, oh god..{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And click the video on the left to see behind the scenes\Nfrom this episode,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and watch us tell you our top five Christmas movies.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, we try to sing some Christmas carols, and we're\Nreally, really, really good at it.