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Hello, Jay.

2
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Primus, do you notice anything 
different about the aliens today?

3
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Great Caesar's ball sack!

4
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The zoo keepers have stolen 
my seed and created ali-mens.

5
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There's gotta be a better explanation,
and probably a better name.

6
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There is another explanation!

7
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Merchandising!

8
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Great Caesar's ball sack.

9
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Look at me!

10
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I'm the human who never shuts 
it up and always tries to escape!

11
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(Horf) I'm a fool, look at me!

12
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You insult me, jailor, and I--

13
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(grunts)

14
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Rome is falling.

15
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Zoo visitors are buying many units.

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It's a very well-made product.

17
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(reading) Made in China?

18
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Wow, they really are in every market now.

19
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Rome rises again.

20
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This item is also popular.

21
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Probably because the dramatic human

22
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is also in the daily mating shows.

23
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I'm flattered.

24
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Do not be too flattered.

25
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There were requests for you to execute 
more than only one sexual position.

26
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But the inverted Trojan Horse
is my favorite.

27
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Well, I'm open to something new.

28
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I suppose we could 
try the Greasy Catapult

29
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or the Reverse Slave Girl.

30
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That could be stimulating.

31
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Or perhaps the Centaur Replunger.

32
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Or Wookie Style?

33
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(Horf) But we have a bigger problem.

34
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Most human merchandise 
is not selling well.

35
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Ah!

36
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We have the apathetic human's 
pretentious spectacles.

37
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Are your glasses even prescription?

38
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They do seem like an affectation.

39
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Really?

40
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Like your cigarette holder?

41
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Yeah, there aren't any 
cigarettes here, Rita.

42
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You're smoking air!

43
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Be kind.

44
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Smoking is an addiction.
It's tough to beat.

45
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Shut it up!

46
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We also have the innocent 
human's pearl necklace.

47
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(laughter) He just gave June
a pearl necklace, man!

48
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Earl.

49
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The idiot human's stupid shirt,
one size fits some.

50
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Wolfbang was my metal band on Earth, man!

51
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Awesome!

52
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Unawesome.

53
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We have sold only five stupid shirts!

54
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We didn't sell even one on Earth, man.

55
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Shut it up!

56
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We also have the intellectual human's 
constantly disapproving frown.

57
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What?!

58
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Observe.

59
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(buzzing)

60
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What a wonderful piece of technology.

61
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I don't like it.

62
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And the annoying human 
who talks too much

63
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is a little dolly that talks too much.

64
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(doll) No way!
Absolutely not.

65
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Okay, come on.
That is not cool.

66
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(doll) That is not cool.

67
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(laughter)

68
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That dolly is awesome.

69
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I agree.

70
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The whiny quality of the dolly's 
voice is very accurate.

71
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Can we at least call it an action figure?

72
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Yeah, more like "inaction" figure.

73
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(doll and man) Okay, that's enough.

74
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- (giggling)
- Oh, your sales must increase.

75
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So be more interesting, humans!

76
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Or you will all be in a mating show.

77
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(whirring)

78
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I've discovered something called BDSM.

79
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OMFG.

80
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Horf, come on, isn't a zoo 
supposed to have the species

81
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behaving normally and naturally?

82
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Not if they're boring!

83
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Okay, so you want us 
to just act crazy and stupid

84
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like a bunch of clowns, 
like this is some kind of circus.

85
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What is this "circus" you speak of?
It sounds interesting!

86
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(circus music)

87
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I'm so sorry, guys.

88
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(honking)

89
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I am humiliated, but amazed 
you can juggle on a unicycle.

90
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Yeah, riding a unicycle basically says,

91
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"Hey, world.
I'm a total f*ckwad."

92
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Yeah, what're you doing anyway?

93
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I think Horf got confused 
about the lion tamer role.

94
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- (whips)
- (shrieks)

95
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Holler your name, dude!

96
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My name's Lionel 
and I don't know how I got here.

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(shrieks)

98
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Thanks, Lionel.

99
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(Lionel) I think I peed a little!

100
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Is it bad that I'm totally enjoying this?

101
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(June) Well, I'm really not enjoying this.

102
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And this beard is so itchy!

103
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You guys have it easy, man!
These boots ain't made

104
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for the high-wire, man!

105
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Shut it up and traverse the wire!

106
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All right, I'm goin' already, man!

107
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Ridiculous.

108
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I'm embarrassed for them.

109
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So what new position shall 
we use in the mating show?

110
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Perhaps the Cleveland Caesar?

111
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Well, I thought I was supposed 
to be the dominate one!

112
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(muffled screams)

113
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Yargh!

114
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- (shrieking from above)
- No!

115
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Lionel broke my fall,
but I don't think neither of us

116
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doin' too good.

117
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(Horf) Blast!

118
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The idiot human is damaged.

119
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Discount his merchandise by 20%.

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