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Hello, Jay.

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Primus, do you notice anything [br]different about the aliens today?

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Great Caesar's ball sack!

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The zoo keepers have stolen [br]my seed and created ali-mens.

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There's gotta be a better explanation,[br]and probably a better name.

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There is another explanation!

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Merchandising!

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Great Caesar's ball sack.

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Look at me!

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I'm the human who never shuts [br]it up and always tries to escape!

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(Horf) I'm a fool, look at me!

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You insult me, jailor, and I--

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(grunts)

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Rome is falling.

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Zoo visitors are buying many units.

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It's a very well-made product.

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(reading) Made in China?

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Wow, they really are in every market now.

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Rome rises again.

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This item is also popular.

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Probably because the dramatic human

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is also in the daily mating shows.

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I'm flattered.

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Do not be too flattered.

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There were requests for you to execute [br]more than only one sexual position.

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But the inverted Trojan Horse[br]is my favorite.

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Well, I'm open to something new.

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I suppose we could [br]try the Greasy Catapult

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or the Reverse Slave Girl.

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That could be stimulating.

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Or perhaps the Centaur Replunger.

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Or Wookie Style?

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(Horf) But we have a bigger problem.

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Most human merchandise [br]is not selling well.

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Ah!

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We have the apathetic human's [br]pretentious spectacles.

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Are your glasses even prescription?

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They do seem like an affectation.

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Really?

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Like your cigarette holder?

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Yeah, there aren't any [br]cigarettes here, Rita.

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You're smoking air!

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Be kind.

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Smoking is an addiction.[br]It's tough to beat.

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Shut it up!

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We also have the innocent [br]human's pearl necklace.

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(laughter) He just gave June[br]a pearl necklace, man!

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Earl.

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The idiot human's stupid shirt,[br]one size fits some.

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Wolfbang was my metal band on Earth, man!

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Awesome!

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Unawesome.

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We have sold only five stupid shirts!

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We didn't sell even one on Earth, man.

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Shut it up!

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We also have the intellectual human's [br]constantly disapproving frown.

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What?!

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Observe.

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(buzzing)

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What a wonderful piece of technology.

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I don't like it.

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And the annoying human [br]who talks too much

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is a little dolly that talks too much.

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(doll) No way![br]Absolutely not.

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Okay, come on.[br]That is not cool.

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(doll) That is not cool.

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(laughter)

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That dolly is awesome.

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I agree.

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The whiny quality of the dolly's [br]voice is very accurate.

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Can we at least call it an action figure?

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Yeah, more like "inaction" figure.

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(doll and man) Okay, that's enough.

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- (giggling)[br]- Oh, your sales must increase.

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So be more interesting, humans!

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Or you will all be in a mating show.

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(whirring)

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I've discovered something called BDSM.

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OMFG.

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Horf, come on, isn't a zoo [br]supposed to have the species

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behaving normally and naturally?

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Not if they're boring!

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Okay, so you want us [br]to just act crazy and stupid

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like a bunch of clowns, [br]like this is some kind of circus.

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What is this "circus" you speak of?[br]It sounds interesting!

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(circus music)

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I'm so sorry, guys.

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(honking)

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I am humiliated, but amazed [br]you can juggle on a unicycle.

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Yeah, riding a unicycle basically says,

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"Hey, world.[br]I'm a total f*ckwad."

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Yeah, what're you doing anyway?

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I think Horf got confused [br]about the lion tamer role.

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- (whips)[br]- (shrieks)

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Holler your name, dude!

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My name's Lionel [br]and I don't know how I got here.

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(shrieks)

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Thanks, Lionel.

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(Lionel) I think I peed a little!

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Is it bad that I'm totally enjoying this?

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(June) Well, I'm really not enjoying this.

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And this beard is so itchy!

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You guys have it easy, man![br]These boots ain't made

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for the high-wire, man!

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Shut it up and traverse the wire!

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All right, I'm goin' already, man!

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Ridiculous.

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I'm embarrassed for them.

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So what new position shall [br]we use in the mating show?

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Perhaps the Cleveland Caesar?

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Well, I thought I was supposed [br]to be the dominate one!

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(muffled screams)

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Yargh!

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- (shrieking from above)[br]- No!

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Lionel broke my fall,[br]but I don't think neither of us

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doin' too good.

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(Horf) Blast!

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The idiot human is damaged.

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Discount his merchandise by 20%.

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