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Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.00,0:00:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We will not be\Nsupportive of one another
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.00,0:00:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so that we can get\Nin touch with our feelings
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.00,0:00:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in order to feel\Ngood about ourselves.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.00,0:00:12.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if you're one\Nof those people
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.02,0:00:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who needs a little space,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.00,0:00:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,please, go the fuck outside!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.00,0:00:30.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We will,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.01,0:00:32.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we will, however,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.08,0:00:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,be talking about\Nthose little moments
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.00,0:00:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that seem to last forever.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.00,0:00:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you ever been
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.00,0:00:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in a serious social situation
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.00,0:00:46.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when you suddenly realize
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.72,0:00:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you have to pull the underwear
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.00,0:01:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,out of the crack in your ass?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.00,0:01:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you take this woman
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.00,0:01:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to be your lawful wedded wife?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.00,0:01:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.00,0:01:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who, her?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.00,0:01:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, hell yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.00,0:01:21.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, it's one of life's\Nlittle moments, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.01,0:01:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's one of those\Nlittle moments
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.00,0:01:26.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you have to deal\Nwith at the time.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.04,0:01:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't postpone that.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.00,0:01:29.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't put that off
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.08,0:01:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and be walking\Naround like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.00,0:01:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've got to get in there
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.00,0:01:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and clear that thing out.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.00,0:01:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've got to\Nrescue your underwear.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.00,0:01:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's a letter\Nin your mailbox.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.00,0:01:54.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.01,0:01:59.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you have to rectify
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.01,0:02:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that situation
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.00,0:02:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so that you can move along
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.00,0:02:07.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to your next\Nembarrassing moment,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.01,0:02:11.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which is probably\Nscheduled immediately.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.01,0:02:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the way life is,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.00,0:02:13.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,full of those little moments.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.10,0:02:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everybody knows them,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.00,0:02:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everybody recognizes them.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.00,0:02:18.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You ever been at\Na really loud party,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.08,0:02:20.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, a good loud party
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.01,0:02:22.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where the music\Nis playing too loud
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.01,0:02:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and everybody is\Ntalking too loudly,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.00,0:02:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and in order to be heard
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.00,0:02:28.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,even by the person\Nstanding right next to you,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.01,0:02:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you've got to be screaming\Nat the top of your lungs.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.00,0:02:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But every now\Nand then at a party,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.00,0:02:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it seems as though everyone\Nshuts up at the same time.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.00,0:02:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And only your voice,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.00,0:02:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,can be heard.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.00,0:02:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right, I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.00,0:02:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.00,0:02:47.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, what I'm going to do,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.01,0:03:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to have\Nmy testicles laminated.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.00,0:03:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Life's little moments.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.00,0:03:05.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You ever been\Ntalking to someone
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.03,0:03:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you laugh\Nthrough your nose
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.00,0:03:16.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and blow a snot\Non your shirt.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.10,0:03:17.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you have to just\Nkind of keep talking,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.10,0:03:20.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you know,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.04,0:03:25.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and make believe\Nit's part of the design.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.10,0:03:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Works all right if you're\Nwearing a Hawaiian shirt,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.00,0:03:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but otherwise\Nthey're going to notice.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.00,0:03:40.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ed, you got a big\Nsnot on your shirt.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.52,0:03:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some guys are\Nreally cruel, you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.00,0:03:45.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And some of these things
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.01,0:03:46.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are not even your fault.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.01,0:03:47.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These little\Nthings that happen,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.98,0:03:49.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you didn't cause\Nthe situation,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.01,0:03:51.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a lot of time\Nyou're the victim.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.06,0:03:53.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You walk into\Nsome situation,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.06,0:03:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and suddenly you're the one\Nwho's taking all the heat.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.00,0:03:57.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not your fault.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.61,0:04:00.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give you an example of\Nthe kind of thing I mean.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.44,0:04:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did you ever meet somebody
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.00,0:04:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you go to\Nshake the guy's hand
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.00,0:04:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you suddenly realize
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.00,0:04:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he doesn't have\Na complete hand?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.00,0:04:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you got to make\Nbelieve it feels great,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.00,0:04:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right, you can't go ahhhhhhhh,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.00,0:04:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ahhhhhhhh!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.00,0:04:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ahhhhh!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.00,0:04:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can't do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.00,0:04:32.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not even an option.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.01,0:04:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got to hang\Nin there and say hi,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.00,0:04:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hey, swell hand.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.00,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give me three.