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Subtitles by sho

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マフィン食ってスコーン食って目を覚ませ！ 
ブランチのPWN ZWNの時間だ。

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Brought to you by Brunchables, Brunch Crunch Cereal.

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Whether for breakfast or lunch, munch on a
bunch of Brunch Crunch!

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Brunchables. Brunch up your brunch!

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Our top story: Crunch went Brian D's underdog dreams,

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as the one shot wonder of VGHS was completely o'bruncherated

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in yesterday's FPS scrimmage by The Law.

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Peep this replay of him going "eggs Benedict Arnold" on teammate Jenny Matrix.

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Brian,見て。キーがブランチ用のピザを開発したよ！

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Brian,見て。キーがブランチ用のピザを開発したよ！
これの名前ね「”キー”ッシュ」！

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I already told you, it was just a coincidence!

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ちょーすごくない？

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You guys are great together.
You would never betray one another.

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Oh, man, I suck. You're still beaten up over that Jenny Matrix thing?

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いやっ もう乗り越えたよ

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その調子！ 「今この瞬間を楽しめ」だよ

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「今この瞬間を楽しめ」

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「今この瞬間を楽しめ」

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さ、授業に出ましょう

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That last pun felt a little half baked, shot bot. But one thing's for sure:

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Any way you slice this melon, Brian D's chances of making JV at tryouts are over, easy.

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私、Scott Slandersが酔いながらお送りしました。

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Ki, 4000hitコンボよ

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I helped my parents design this game.このゲームの開発に携わりましたからね

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もういっかいやりましょう

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いやいやいやもう…もう十分よ

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もう打ちのめされちゃったわ。Brian Dみたいに

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やりましょう

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Brian DじゃなくてBrian Zだな！アルファベットの最後の文字だぁ！おもしれえぇええ！

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聞く価値もないな

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Ted, please, I don't even.know what that means.

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Well Z is the la... You know I don't even have time to explain to you how sick of a burn that was --

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Ted? Ted!

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あれ？

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あなた大丈夫？27分間も気を失っていたのよ？

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I'm fine. I just...

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You've seen them haven't you, Theodore?

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Hi Drift King.

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The visions. What are they?

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Merely a side effect...of drift fever!

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You've got the blood, Ted! You can't escape this now!

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Cast off that silly little plastic guitar, and grip the steering wheel of destiny!

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Forget it DK. Us Wongs are bred to shred.

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I'm signing up for rythm gaming and there's nothing you can do to stop me!

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Confound it! Why must you Brian D your future away on this dying sport?

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Look at me in the eye.

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Tell me that hammer-ons and pull-ups can possibly compare to the G force pull of an A+J turn?

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The thrum of a rumble chair as you careen past the checkered flag.

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The churning in your chest as you hear those three magical words:

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NEW LAP RECORD!

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い…行かなくちゃヨガの授業に出ないと…

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- ヨガは木曜日よ？
- そんなのいいよ行こう

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Okay!

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Ted, even a man as fast as you can't run away from himself forever!

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Hey buddy, look, I got you ...uh.

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Ah, my thanks Ted's vassal. Though in the future, I prefer, sour cream and onions.

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あんた誰？

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"ヌーブは家に帰れ"

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よおチャンピオン。なにやってんだ？

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うん、うん大丈夫。めっちゃ大丈夫

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前の学校に比べたら屁でもないね。こんなんいじめでもなんでもないよ

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まじかあ。じゃあもっといじめる必要があんな？

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うっそだよびっくりした？

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で…大丈夫なの？

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ええ？いやいや大丈夫どころかサイコーだよサイコー

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僕は最高だよ。君もThe lawといるし。最高最高

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僕は一人だけどそれが最高だよ。すべてはサイコー

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そう。良かった。けどもう練習しに行かなきゃ…その良かったわ…

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最高だからな！

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また後でな

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いや僕本当に最高だから… 
- ｵﾗｧ！

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Brian D! 今すぐに私のオフィスに来い！

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学校はリスクを冒し過ぎたようだ。 Brian.

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失望させてくれたな。座りたまえ

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校長先生たしかに試合では負けましたけど. But I figure with try-outs still right around the corner --

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VGHS try-outs are streamed across the world.

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お前は即退学まであと1ポイントだ

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経営陣は気に入らないぞ

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つまり…どういうことですか？

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つまりお前は死期が近いということだ。

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We don't need some kid Brian D-ing all over our reputation.

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That new catchphrase is the exact reason why administration is asking you to ragequit on your own accord.

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つまりお願いしてるんだ

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コーヒーうまっ…

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自分からVGHSを退学するんだ

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ホバーボールキックして返して！

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辛い一日だなBrian?

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よお, Games! なんなんだよ

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いや、ただこれお前が落したんじゃないかなって

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どこで拾ったんだよ

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これが面白くてさ

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I told you. Stick to Games. I'm totally a catch.

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That's my favorite game!

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No baby. That's our favorite game.

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すごいね。ゲーム楽しんで.

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Oh I will. But not as much as Jenny will enjoy your cute little:

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[Mimicking in a weak voice] "Oh, I like you, but I don't have the balls to say so" note. Or per chance, the Law will succumb to your...

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..."Don Juan-tay" marksmanship.

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からかってるの?

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ばっかみたい

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もう俺が主役なんだ。主役は二人もいらない

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It's Game's time.

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うわああ。いいねそりゃ。ちょっとしたブランドの名前みたいじゃん

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注目を浴びたいんだろ？

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You can have it! But first here's what we're gonna do.

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Alright, we're going to throw it down. I'm gonna stomp your face.

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I'm gonna make you cry, in front of your two...stupid friends whose names I don't even wanna know.

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退学まで1ポイントだ

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３人のヌーブのためにつかってあげるよ

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そうこなくちゃな

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- アサルトライフルでいいか?
- あ～、サブマシンガンで

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お前の最後だからな. 三点先取でどうだ？

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- ５点先取でいこう!
- 試合開始だ

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あれれ？おかしいね？

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死体撃ちしちゃうもんねぇ～

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- 何しにここへ?
- あなたを助けによ

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もう遅いよ

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ふざけないでBrian!何してんのよ！？

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VGHSを退学するんだよ

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Yeah, I set you up. But you know what? You wanted to be in that game, and you screwed it up.

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So you can blame me. You can blame the whole damn school.だからあたしを責めてもいい！学校を責めてもいい！

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But right here, right now, it is all on you.けどあなたがここにいるのは。あなた自身の選択でしょ

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やったろうじゃない

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そんな…ありえない…

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これで終わったと思うなよBrian D。行くぞ

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助けてくれてありがとう

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そのどういたしまして. You should play like that more often.今みたいなプレイをもっとすべきよ

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じゃあまた明日

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You can kiss your high scores, good bye!

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Yeah, good luck with that captain.

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Hey, Jenny, thanks for giving me a shot.

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And no matter how cool your are, better practice those 5-star songs if you plan on taking me on. Brian.