1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,047 Subtitles by @Palabrsky 2 00:00:48,662 --> 00:00:50,930 Stuff your muffins and slam your scone zoners. It's time for a PWN ZWN brunch break 3 00:00:50,930 --> 00:00:53,813 Brought to you by Brunchables, Brunch Crunch Cereal. 4 00:00:53,813 --> 00:00:57,059 Whether for breakfast or lunch, munch on a bunch of Brunch Crunch! 5 00:00:57,059 --> 00:00:59,108 Brunchables, brunch up your brunch! 6 00:00:59,108 --> 00:01:02,712 Our top story, crunch when Brian D's underdog dreams 7 00:01:02,712 --> 00:01:06,666 as the one shot wonder of VGHS was completely o'bruncherated 8 00:01:06,666 --> 00:01:09,731 in yesterday's FPS scrimmage by The Law. 9 00:01:09,731 --> 00:01:15,306 Peep this replay of him going eggs, "Benedict Arnold" on teammate Jenny Matrix. 10 00:01:30,337 --> 00:01:36,837 Brian, check it. Ki invented a brunch of pizza. She calls it, get this, a "quiche". 11 00:01:36,837 --> 00:01:39,168 I already told you, it's just a coincidence! 12 00:01:39,168 --> 00:01:41,439 Isn't she amazing, dude? 13 00:01:41,439 --> 00:01:46,506 You guys are great together. You would never betray one another. 14 00:01:46,506 --> 00:01:51,568 Oh, man, I suck. You're still beating up over that Jenny Matrix thing? 15 00:01:51,568 --> 00:01:54,325 Nah I'm over it. 16 00:01:54,340 --> 00:01:58,468 That's the 'tude, dude. It's a new day. Carpe Diem. 17 00:02:00,406 --> 00:02:02,631 Carpe Diem. 18 00:02:03,662 --> 00:02:05,681 Carpe Diem. 19 00:02:09,466 --> 00:02:11,215 Let's get to class. 20 00:02:17,353 --> 00:02:21,543 That last run felt a little half baked shot bot but one thing's for sure, 21 00:02:21,543 --> 00:02:27,878 any way you slice this melon, Brian D's chances of making JV at tryouts are over, easy. 22 00:02:27,878 --> 00:02:31,862 I'm Scott Slanders, and I'm drun... 23 00:02:48,234 --> 00:02:52,142 Ki, that's...a 4000 hit combo 24 00:02:57,443 --> 00:03:00,192 I helped my parents design this game. 25 00:03:00,761 --> 00:03:01,818 Let's play again. 26 00:03:01,818 --> 00:03:04,308 No no no! I've had..I've had quite enough. 27 00:03:04,308 --> 00:03:07,848 You already made me quite the Brian D. 28 00:03:10,725 --> 00:03:12,931 Let's play again. 29 00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:23,243 Brian D? More like Brian Z. The last letter in the alphabet. Ooo yeah! 30 00:03:23,243 --> 00:03:25,607 Don't even listen to him dude. 31 00:03:25,607 --> 00:03:29,523 Ted, please, I don't even..know what that means. 32 00:03:29,523 --> 00:03:34,236 Well Z is the la... You know I don't even have time to explain to you how sick of a burn... 33 00:03:39,673 --> 00:03:43,187 Ted? Ted! 34 00:03:43,187 --> 00:03:44,470 What happened? 35 00:03:44,470 --> 00:03:46,966 You okay? You passed out for like 27 minutes! 36 00:03:46,966 --> 00:03:50,337 I'm fine. I just... 37 00:03:50,337 --> 00:03:52,662 You've seen them haven't you Theodore? 38 00:03:52,677 --> 00:03:54,865 Hi Drift King. 39 00:03:54,865 --> 00:03:57,169 The visions. What are they? 40 00:03:57,169 --> 00:04:02,318 Merely a side effect...of drift fever! 41 00:04:02,318 --> 00:04:05,400 You've got the blood Ted! You can't escape this now! 42 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:11,316 Cast off that silly little plastic guitar, and grip the steering wheel of destiny! 43 00:04:11,316 --> 00:04:14,565 Forget it DK. Us Wongs are bred to shred. 44 00:04:14,565 --> 00:04:16,982 I'm signing up for rythm gaming and there's nothing you can do to stop me! 45 00:04:16,982 --> 00:04:22,071 Confound it! Why must you Brian D your future way on this dying sport? 46 00:04:22,071 --> 00:04:24,619 Look at me in the eye. 47 00:04:24,619 --> 00:04:32,121 Tell me how hammer-ons and pull-ups can possibly compare to the G force pull of an A+J turn? 48 00:04:33,065 --> 00:04:37,922 The thrum of a rumble chair as you careen past the checkered flag... 49 00:04:37,922 --> 00:04:43,451 The churning in your chest, as you hear those three magical words: 50 00:04:43,451 --> 00:04:48,417 NEW-LAP-RECORD. 51 00:04:51,340 --> 00:04:54,309 Got.. a class, I gotta go to class. Yoga class, let's go! 52 00:04:54,309 --> 00:04:57,117 That's on thursday. I don't care. Let's go. 53 00:04:57,132 --> 00:04:59,945 Okay! 54 00:04:59,945 --> 00:05:05,165 Ted, even a man as fast as you can't run away from himself forever! 55 00:05:07,334 --> 00:05:09,588 Hey buddy, look, I got you ...uh. 56 00:05:09,588 --> 00:05:15,279 Ah, my thanks ted's vassal. Though in the future, I prefer, sour cream and onions. 57 00:05:15,279 --> 00:05:17,908 Who are you? 58 00:05:44,517 --> 00:05:46,977 Hey there champ. How are you holding up? 59 00:05:46,977 --> 00:05:50,566 Great, great, yeah totally great. 60 00:05:50,566 --> 00:05:54,617 Yeah, this is nothing compared to our old school, those old guys really knew how to haze. 61 00:05:54,617 --> 00:05:59,713 Really? Well, I guess we'll just have to step it up a notch then. 62 00:05:59,713 --> 00:06:03,372 JK, I'm just rattling you, bro! 63 00:06:04,911 --> 00:06:07,209 So...you good? 64 00:06:07,209 --> 00:06:12,662 Good? Yeah, No, I'm great, you know, it's totally great. 65 00:06:12,662 --> 00:06:16,190 You're great, I'm great, you're with the Law, that's great, by the way. 66 00:06:16,190 --> 00:06:22,425 I'm by myself, that's great. Yeah, no, everything is great. 67 00:06:22,471 --> 00:06:28,660 Good. I have to go set up a practice but...I'm glad that you're... 68 00:06:28,660 --> 00:06:31,150 ...doing great! 69 00:06:33,730 --> 00:06:36,710 I'll catch you later babe. 70 00:06:38,864 --> 00:06:40,197 I really am d.. 71 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:47,391 Brian D! My office, now! 72 00:06:52,103 --> 00:06:55,741 The school took a risk on you Brian. 73 00:06:55,741 --> 00:07:00,470 You let us down. Have a seat, kid. 74 00:07:02,208 --> 00:07:08,263 Sir. Sir, I know I screwed up at scrimmage, but I figured with try-outs still right around the corner 75 00:07:08,279 --> 00:07:12,049 VGHS try-outs are streamed across the world. 76 00:07:12,049 --> 00:07:14,294 And you're one point away from expulsion. 77 00:07:14,294 --> 00:07:16,981 Administration doesn't like those odds. 78 00:07:18,704 --> 00:07:20,614 So what are you saying? 79 00:07:20,614 --> 00:07:23,128 I'm saying you're circling the drain 80 00:07:23,128 --> 00:07:26,536 We don't need some kid Brian D-ing all over our reputation. 81 00:07:26,536 --> 00:07:31,856 That new catchphrase is the exact reason why administration is asking you to ragequit on your own accord. 82 00:07:34,012 --> 00:07:39,898 We're asking you to - that's a good coffee - we're asking you... 83 00:07:39,929 --> 00:07:42,230 to leave VGHS. 84 00:07:52,659 --> 00:07:54,740 Hey! Kick back the hover ball! 85 00:08:25,907 --> 00:08:27,882 Tough day Brian? 86 00:08:28,711 --> 00:08:31,776 Oh hey Games! What do you want? 87 00:08:31,776 --> 00:08:34,911 Just wondered if you dropped this. 88 00:08:34,911 --> 00:08:36,870 How did you get that? 89 00:08:36,901 --> 00:08:38,604 Well it's a funny story. 90 00:08:38,620 --> 00:08:43,728 I told you. Stick to Games. I'm totally a catch. 91 00:08:43,728 --> 00:08:46,042 That's my favorite game! 92 00:08:46,042 --> 00:08:50,442 No baby. That's our favorite game. 93 00:08:55,427 --> 00:08:57,395 Great. Well, enjoy the game. 94 00:08:57,395 --> 00:09:00,761 Oh I will. But not as much as Jenny will enjoy your cute little: 95 00:09:00,761 --> 00:09:06,261 Oh, I like you but I don't have the balls to say so note.Well per chance the Law will succomb to your... 96 00:09:06,261 --> 00:09:09,104 ..."Don Juan" thing marksmanship. 97 00:09:10,827 --> 00:09:12,302 Are you kidding me? 98 00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:13,151 This place is ridiculous! 99 00:09:13,151 --> 00:09:18,473 It's my time in the spotlight Brian! And you're standing in my way. 100 00:09:18,473 --> 00:09:19,968 It's Game's time. 101 00:09:19,968 --> 00:09:27,465 Wow! It's Game's time! That's cute. You got yourself a little brand. I like that. 102 00:09:27,526 --> 00:09:30,337 You know what Games? You want the spotlight? 103 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:33,175 You can have it! But first here's what we're gonna do. 104 00:09:33,175 --> 00:09:36,074 We're going to throw it down.I'm gonna stomp your face. 105 00:09:36,074 --> 00:09:41,580 I'm gonna make you cry, in front of your two...stupid friends whose names I don't even wanna know. 106 00:09:41,596 --> 00:09:45,673 You see Games, I'm one point away from expulsion. 107 00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:49,873 And I'm gonna use that point on all 3 of you noobs. 108 00:09:49,873 --> 00:09:52,737 I figured you'd say something like that. 109 00:09:55,648 --> 00:09:59,011 Assault rifles? Oh, let's get an SMG in there. 110 00:09:59,011 --> 00:10:01,144 You funeral. Best at three? 111 00:10:01,144 --> 00:10:03,551 First to five! Games on. 112 00:10:44,307 --> 00:10:46,429 See ya! 113 00:11:01,935 --> 00:11:04,427 I'm destroying you! 114 00:11:19,777 --> 00:11:22,833 What are you doing here? Saving your ass. 115 00:11:27,284 --> 00:11:32,463 Yeah, well, it's a little late. 116 00:11:45,137 --> 00:11:49,172 Dammit Brian, what the hell are you doing? 117 00:11:49,172 --> 00:11:50,575 I'm leaving on my own accord. 118 00:11:50,575 --> 00:11:55,492 Yeah, I set you up. But you know what? You wanted to be in that game, and you screwed it up. 119 00:11:55,492 --> 00:11:58,139 So you can blame me, you can blame the whole damn school. 120 00:11:58,139 --> 00:12:04,994 But right here, right now, it is all on you. 121 00:12:11,425 --> 00:12:13,283 Let's dance. 122 00:13:23,425 --> 00:13:28,805 But...but it was Games' time! 123 00:13:28,805 --> 00:13:33,500 This isn't over Brian D. Crownies ? Let's roll. 124 00:13:39,704 --> 00:13:42,037 Thanks for the assist. 125 00:13:42,037 --> 00:13:48,986 Yeah, you're welcome. You should play like that more often. 126 00:13:52,785 --> 00:13:56,570 See you at sign-ups tomorrow. 127 00:13:56,570 --> 00:14:01,481 You can kiss your high scores, good bye! 128 00:14:01,496 --> 00:14:05,224 Yeah, good luck with that captain. 129 00:14:06,985 --> 00:14:09,464 Hey Jenny, thanks for giving me a shot. 130 00:14:09,464 --> 00:14:15,534 No matter how cool your are, better practice those 5-star songs if you plan on taking me on. Brian.