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Subtitles by @Palabrsky

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Stuff your muffins and slam your[br]scone zoners. It's time for a PWN ZWN brunch break

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Brought to you by Brunchables, Brunch Crunch Cereal.

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Whether for breakfast or lunch, munch on a[br]bunch of Brunch Crunch!

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Brunchables, brunch up your brunch!

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Our top story, crunch when Brian D's underdog dreams

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as the one shot wonder of VGHS was completely o'bruncherated

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in yesterday's FPS scrimmage by The Law.

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Peep this replay of him going eggs, "Benedict Arnold" on teammate Jenny Matrix.

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Brian, check it. Ki invented a brunch of[br]pizza. She calls it, get this, a "quiche".

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I already told you, it's just a coincidence!

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Isn't she amazing, dude?

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You guys are great together. You would never betray one another.

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Oh, man, I suck. You're still beating up over that Jenny Matrix thing?

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Nah I'm over it.

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That's the 'tude, dude. It's a new day. Carpe Diem.

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Carpe Diem.

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Carpe Diem.

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Let's get to class.

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That last run felt a little half baked shot bot but one thing's for sure,

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any way you slice this melon, Brian D's chances of making JV at tryouts are over, easy.

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I'm Scott Slanders, and I'm drun...

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Ki, that's...a 4000 hit combo

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I helped my parents design this game.

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Let's play again.

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No no no! I've had..I've had quite enough.

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You already made me quite the Brian D.

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Let's play again.

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Brian D? More like Brian Z. The last letter in the alphabet. Ooo yeah!

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Don't even listen to him dude.

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Ted, please, I don't even..know what that means.

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Well Z is the la... You know I don't even have time to explain to you how sick of a burn...

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Ted? Ted!

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What happened?

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You okay? You passed out for like 27 minutes!

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I'm fine. I just...

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You've seen them haven't you Theodore?

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Hi Drift King.

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The visions. What are they?

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Merely a side effect...of drift fever!

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You've got the blood Ted! You can't escape this now!

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Cast off that silly little plastic guitar, and grip the steering wheel of destiny!

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Forget it DK. Us Wongs are bred to shred.

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I'm signing up for rythm gaming and there's nothing you can do to stop me!

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Confound it! Why must you Brian D your future way on this dying sport?

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Look at me in the eye.

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Tell me how hammer-ons and pull-ups can possibly compare to the G force pull of an A+J turn?

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The thrum of a rumble chair as you careen past the checkered flag...

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The churning in your chest, as you hear those three magical words:

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NEW-LAP-RECORD.

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Got.. a class, I gotta go to class. Yoga class, let's go!

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That's on thursday.[br]I don't care. Let's go.

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Okay!

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Ted, even a man as fast as you can't run away from himself forever!

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Hey buddy, look, I got you ...uh.

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Ah, my thanks ted's vassal. Though in the future, I prefer, sour cream and onions.

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Who are you?

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Hey there champ. How are you holding up?

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Great, great, yeah totally great.

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Yeah, this is nothing compared to our old school, those old guys really knew how to haze.

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Really? Well, I guess we'll just have to step it up a notch then.

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JK, I'm just rattling you, bro!

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So...you good?

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Good? Yeah, No, I'm great, you know, it's totally great.

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You're great, I'm great, you're with the Law, that's great, by the way.

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I'm by myself, that's great. Yeah, no, everything is great.

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Good. I have to go set up a practice but...I'm glad that you're...[br]

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...doing great!

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I'll catch you later babe.

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I really am d..

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Brian D! My office, now!

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The school took a risk on you Brian.

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You let us down. Have a seat, kid.

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Sir. Sir, I know I screwed up at scrimmage, but I figured with try-outs still right around the corner

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VGHS try-outs are streamed across the world.[br]

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And you're one point away from expulsion.

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Administration doesn't like those odds.

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So what are you saying?

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I'm saying you're circling the drain

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We don't need some kid Brian D-ing all over our reputation.

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That new catchphrase is the exact reason why administration is asking you to ragequit on your own accord.

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We're asking you to - that's a good coffee - we're asking you...

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to leave VGHS.

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Hey! Kick back the hover ball!

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Tough day Brian?

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Oh hey Games! What do you want?

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Just wondered if you dropped this.

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How did you get that?

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Well it's a funny story.

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I told you. Stick to Games. I'm totally a catch.

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That's my favorite game!

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No baby. That's our favorite game.

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Great. Well, enjoy the game.

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Oh I will. But not as much as Jenny will enjoy your cute little:

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Oh, I like you but I don't have the balls to say so note.Well per chance the Law will succomb to your...[br]

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..."Don Juan" thing marksmanship.

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Are you kidding me?

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This place is ridiculous![br]

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It's my time in the spotlight Brian! And you're standing in my way.

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It's Game's time.

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Wow! It's Game's time! That's cute. You got yourself a little brand. I like that.

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You know what Games? You want the spotlight?

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You can have it! But first here's what we're gonna do.

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We're going to throw it down.I'm gonna stomp your face.[br]

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I'm gonna make you cry, in front of your two...stupid friends whose names I don't even wanna know.[br]

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You see Games, I'm one point away from expulsion.

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And I'm gonna use that point on all 3 of you noobs.

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I figured you'd say something like that.

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Assault rifles?[br]Oh, let's get an SMG in there.

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You funeral. Best of three?

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First to five![br]Games on.

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See ya!

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I'm destroying you!

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What are you doing here?[br]Saving your ass.

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Yeah, well, it's a little late.

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Dammit Brian, what the hell are you doing?

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I'm leaving on my own accord.

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Yeah, I set you up. But you know what? You wanted to be in that game, and you screwed it up.

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So you can blame me, you can blame the whole damn school.

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But right here, right now, it is all on you.

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Let's dance.

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But...but it was Games' time!

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This isn't over Brian D. Crownies ? Let's roll.

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Thanks for the assist.

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Yeah, you're welcome. You should play like that more often.

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See you at sign-ups tomorrow.

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You can kiss your high scores, good bye!

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Yeah, good luck with that captain.

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Hey Jenny, thanks for giving me a shot.

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No matter how cool your are, better practice those 5-star songs if you plan on taking me on. Brian.