1 00:00:46,395 --> 00:01:21,094 Stuff your muffins and slam your scone zoners. It's time for a PWN ZWN brunch break 2 00:01:21,094 --> 99:59:59,999 Brought to you by Brunchables, Brunch Crunch Cereal. 3 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Whether for breakfast or lunch, munch on a bunch of Brunch Crunch! 4 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Brunchables, brunch up your brunch! 5 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Our top story, crunch when Brian D's underdog dreams 6 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 as the one shot wonder of VGHS was completely o'bruncherated 7 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 in yesterday's FPS scrimmage by The Law. 8 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Peep this replay of him going eggs, "Benedict Arnold" on teammate Jenny Matrix. 9 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Brian, check it. Key invented a brunch of pizza. She calls it, get this, a quiche. 10 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I already told you, it's just a coincidence! 11 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Isn't she amazing, dude? 12 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You guys are great together. You would never betray one another. 13 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oh, man, I suck. You're still beating up over that Jenny Matrix thing? 14 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Nah I'm over it. 15 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That's the 'tude, dude. It's a new day. Carpe Diem. 16 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Carpe Diem. 17 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Carpe Diem. 18 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Let's get to class. 19 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That last run felt a little half baked shot bot but one thing's for sure, 20 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 any way you slice this melon, Brian D's chances of making JV at tryouts are over, easy. 21 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm Scott Slanders, and I'm drun... 22 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Ki, that's...a 4000 hit combo 23 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I helped my parents design this game. 24 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Let's play again. 25 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 No no no! I've had..I've had quite enough. 26 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You already made me quite the Brian D. 27 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Let's play again. 28 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Brian D? More like Brian Z. The last letter in the alphabet. Ooo yeah! 29 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Don't even listen to him dude. 30 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Ted, please, I don't even..know what that means. 31 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Well Z is the la... You know I don't even have time to explain to you how sick of a burn... 32 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Ted? Ted! 33 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What happened? 34 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You okay? You passed out for like 27 minutes! 35 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm fine. I just... 36 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You've seen them haven't you Theodore? 37 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hi Drift King. 38 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The visions. What are they? 39 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Merely a side effect...of drift fever! 40 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You've got the blood Ted! You can't escape this now! 41 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Cast off that silly little plastic guitar, and grip the steering wheel of destiny! 42 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Forget it DK. Us Wongs are bred to shred. 43 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm signing up for rythm gaming and there's nothing you can do to stop me! 44 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Confound it! Why must you Brian D your future way on this dying sport? 45 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Look at me in the eye. 46 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Tell me that hammer-ons and pull-ups can possibly compare to the G force pull of an A+J turn? 47 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The thrum of a rumble chair as you careen past the checkered flag... 48 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The churning in your chest, as you hear those three magical words: 49 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 NEW-LAP-RECORD. 50 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Got.. a class, I gotta go to class. Yoga class, let's go! 51 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That's on thursday. I don't care. Let's go. 52 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Okay! 53 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Ted, even a man as fast as you can't run away from himself forever! 54 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hey buddy, look, I got you ...uh. 55 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Ah, my thanks ted's vassal. Though in the future, I prefer, sour cream and onions. 56 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Who are you? 57 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hey there champ. How are you holding up? 58 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Great, great, yeah totally great. 59 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yeah, this is nothing compared to our old school, those old guys really knew how to haze. 60 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Really? Well, I guess we'll just have to step it up a notch then. 61 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 JK, I'm just rattling you, bro! 62 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 So...you good? 63 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Good? Yeah, No, I'm great, you know, it's totally great. 64 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You're great, I'm great, you're with the Law, that's great, by the way. 65 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm by myself, that's great. Yeah, no, everything is great. 66 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Good. I have to go set up a practice but...I'm glad that you're... 67 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 ...doing great! 68 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'll catch you later babe. 69 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I really am d.. 70 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Brian D! My office, now! 71 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The school took a risk on you Brian. 72 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You let us down. Have a seat, kid. 73 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Sir. Sir, I know I screwed up at scrimmage, but I figured with tryouts still right around the corner 74 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 VGHS try-outs are streamed across the world. 75 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And you're one point away from expulsion. 76 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Administration doesn't like those odds. 77 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 So what are you saying? 78 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm saying you're circling the drain 79 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 We don't need some kid Brian D-ing all over our reputation. 80 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That new catchphrase is the exact reason administration is asking you to ragequit on your own accord. 81 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 We're asking you to - that's a good coffee - we're asking you... 82 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 to leave VGHS. 83 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hey! Kick back the hover ball! 84 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Tough day Brian? 85 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oh hey Games! What do you want? 86 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Just wondered if you dropped this. 87 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 How did you get that? 88 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Well it's a funny story. 89 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I told you. Stick to Games. I'm totally a catch. 90 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That's my favorite game! 91 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 No baby. That's our favorite game. 92 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Great. Well, enjoy the game. 93 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oh I will. But not as much as Jenny will enjoy your cute little: 94 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Oh, I like you but I don't have the balls to say so note.Well per chance the Law will succomb to your... 95 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 ...Don Juan marksmanship. 96 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Are you kidding me? 97 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 This place is ridiculous! 98 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It's my time in the spotlight Brian! And you're standing in my way. 99 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It's Game's time. 100 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Wow! It's Game's time! That's cute. You got yourself a little brand. I like that. 101 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You know what Games? You want the spotlight? 102 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You can have it! But first here's what we're gonna do. 103 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 We're going to throw it down.I'm gonna stomp your face. 104 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm gonna make you cry, in front of your two...stupid friends whose names I don't even wanna know. 105 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You see Games, I'm one point away from expulsion. 106 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And I'm gonna use that point on all 3 of you noobs. 107 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I figured you'd say something like that. 108 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Assault rifles? Oh, let's get an SMG in there. 109 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You funeral. Best of three? 110 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 First to five! Games on. 111 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 See ya! 112 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm destroying you! 113 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What are you doing here? Saving your ass. 114 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yeah, well, it's a little late. 115 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Dammit Brian, what the hell are you doing? 116 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm leaving on my own accord. 117 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yeah, I set you up. But you know what? You wanted to be in that game, and you screwed it up. 118 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 So you can blame me, you can blame the whole damn school. 119 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 But right here, right now, it is all on you. 120 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Let's dance. 121 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 But...but it was Games' time! 122 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 This isn't over Brian D. Crownies ? Let's roll. 123 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Thanks for the assist. 124 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yeah, you're welcome. You should play like that more often. 125 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 See you at sign-ups tomorrow. 126 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You can kiss your high scores, good bye! 127 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Yeah, good luck with that captain. 128 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Hey Jenny, thanks for giving me a shot. 129 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 No matter how cool your are, better practice those 5-star songs if you plan on taking me on. Brian.