WEBVTT 00:00:00.179 --> 00:00:06.099 Today I’m gonna teach you how to celebrate freedom like a real American. So pay attention! 00:00:06.700 --> 00:00:09.620 Or don’t. It’s a free country. 00:00:10.480 --> 00:00:12.240 That was lesson number one. 00:00:13.520 --> 00:00:14.680 You’re welcome. 00:00:19.160 --> 00:00:24.780 Hi it's Emily from Bite Size Vegan and welcome to a vegan nugget so American it’s busting 00:00:24.780 --> 00:00:29.350 out of its bite size britches – ‘cause you ain’t free till you’ve exercised your 00:00:29.350 --> 00:00:33.870 right to grow the glory of your freedom gut through at least one pair of pants! 00:00:34.760 --> 00:00:36.000 America! 00:00:36.640 --> 00:00:39.700 That was another lesson. Try to keep up. 00:00:40.120 --> 00:00:46.719 Today is the 4th of July. Or the day I’m posting this video is the 4th. But it doesn’t 00:00:46.719 --> 00:00:52.219 matter when you watch because freedom means not having to be accurate, consistent or timely. 00:00:53.180 --> 00:00:55.200 That one was a freebie. 00:00:56.800 --> 00:01:01.980 July 4th is the day America celebrates our independence from foreign tyranny. The day 00:01:01.980 --> 00:01:08.510 our forefathers declared that “all men are created equal” expect of course “the merciless 00:01:08.510 --> 00:01:14.150 Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, 00:01:14.150 --> 00:01:15.840 sexes and conditions.” 00:01:15.840 --> 00:01:19.340 ‘Cause it don’t matter who’s been living on the top of the mountain. It’s the man 00:01:19.350 --> 00:01:23.250 who climbs that thing and plants the flag that can be named the victor! 00:01:24.780 --> 00:01:30.780 I just made that up. That’s a lesson in the freedom to sound smart as hell. 00:01:30.780 --> 00:01:31.540 America! 00:01:32.380 --> 00:01:37.520 And anyway, we still honor the Indians with our football teams and casinos and our annual 00:01:37.520 --> 00:01:42.380 day of thanks for the corn and stuff, which also involves more football, 00:01:42.380 --> 00:01:43.860 so that’s basically all them. 00:01:44.760 --> 00:01:45.659 America! 00:01:46.380 --> 00:01:50.720 Ya see, freedom means you can change your mind anytime and admit if you were wrong and 00:01:50.720 --> 00:01:58.000 make up for it. Like that slavery bit. They fixed that too…almost 90 years later… 00:01:58.780 --> 00:02:00.000 America 00:02:00.900 --> 00:02:06.420 But the most American way to declare your independence and revel in your freedom is 00:02:06.430 --> 00:02:12.549 with a big-ole-American-BBQ! Serve on up some burgers and sausage, some ribs and wings, 00:02:12.549 --> 00:02:16.469 mountain of chip and dip, and a couple gallons of ice cream to eat 00:02:16.469 --> 00:02:18.909 while you blow crap up in the sky! 00:02:19.419 --> 00:02:20.779 America! 00:02:21.380 --> 00:02:24.980 Cause nothing says freedom like the enslavement of billions! 00:02:24.980 --> 00:02:28.940 Nothing says independence like obliterating the rights of others. 00:02:29.300 --> 00:02:34.859 Nothing declares equality like deciding who lives and who dies based on how they look. 00:02:34.860 --> 00:02:39.320 Nothing displays family values like bonding over the spoils of another 00:02:39.320 --> 00:02:41.500 family’s complete destruction. 00:02:42.360 --> 00:02:47.480 And nothing says America like affording more rights to your taste buds 00:02:47.480 --> 00:02:49.620 than living, breathing beings. 00:02:50.820 --> 00:02:51.900 America! 00:02:52.920 --> 00:02:59.400 You’re free to give this video a like and share it around to spark discussion. Or patriotic rage. 00:02:59.400 --> 00:03:03.319 You’re also at liberty to subscribe to the channel for more vegan content every 00:03:03.319 --> 00:03:07.370 Monday, Wednesday and some Fridays. And if you so wish, you’re within your rights to 00:03:07.370 --> 00:03:11.889 choose to support Bite Size Vegan’s educational mission by clicking the support links below 00:03:11.889 --> 00:03:17.529 or in the sidebar. Now go live vegan, in America, and I’ll see you soon. 00:03:17.700 --> 00:03:22.620 I'm gonna go in and out of accent like a maniac in this thing, apparently. 00:03:22.820 --> 00:03:26.060 It's like when I visit my family, my Southern comes back 00:03:26.060 --> 00:03:32.000 and if I record a video then I start talking the way you guys normally hear me talk.