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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.18,0:00:06.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Today I’m gonna teach you how to celebrate\Nfreedom like a real American. So pay attention!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.70,0:00:09.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or don’t. It’s a free country.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.48,0:00:12.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was lesson number one.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.52,0:00:14.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You’re welcome.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.16,0:00:24.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi it's Emily from Bite Size Vegan and welcome\Nto a vegan nugget so American it’s busting
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.78,0:00:29.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,out of its bite size britches – ‘cause\Nyou ain’t free till you’ve exercised your
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.35,0:00:33.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,right to grow the glory of your freedom gut\Nthrough at least one pair of pants!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.76,0:00:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,America!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.64,0:00:39.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was another lesson. Try to keep up.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.12,0:00:46.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Today is the 4th of July. Or the day I’m\Nposting this video is the 4th. But it doesn’t
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.72,0:00:52.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,matter when you watch because freedom means\Nnot having to be accurate, consistent or timely.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.18,0:00:55.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That one was a freebie.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.80,0:01:01.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,July 4th is the day America celebrates our\Nindependence from foreign tyranny. The day
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.98,0:01:08.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,our forefathers declared that “all men are\Ncreated equal” expect of course “the merciless
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.51,0:01:14.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare,\Nis an undistinguished destruction of all ages,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.15,0:01:15.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sexes and conditions.”
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.84,0:01:19.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,‘Cause it don’t matter who’s been living\Non the top of the mountain. It’s the man
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.35,0:01:23.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who climbs that thing and plants the flag\Nthat can be named the victor!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.78,0:01:30.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just made that up. That’s a lesson in\Nthe freedom to sound smart as hell.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.78,0:01:31.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,America!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.38,0:01:37.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And anyway, we still honor the Indians with\Nour football teams and casinos and our annual
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.52,0:01:42.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,day of thanks for the corn and stuff, which\Nalso involves more football,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.38,0:01:43.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so that’s basically all them.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.76,0:01:45.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,America!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.38,0:01:50.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ya see, freedom means you can change your\Nmind anytime and admit if you were wrong and
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.72,0:01:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,make up for it. Like that slavery bit. They\Nfixed that too…almost 90 years later…
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.78,0:02:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,America
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.90,0:02:06.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But the most American way to declare your\Nindependence and revel in your freedom is
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.43,0:02:12.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with a big-ole-American-BBQ! Serve on up some\Nburgers and sausage, some ribs and wings,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.55,0:02:16.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mountain of chip and dip, and a couple gallons\Nof ice cream to eat
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.47,0:02:18.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while you blow crap up in the sky!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.42,0:02:20.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,America!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.38,0:02:24.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cause nothing says freedom like the enslavement\Nof billions!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.98,0:02:28.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing says independence like obliterating\Nthe rights of others.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.30,0:02:34.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing declares equality like deciding who\Nlives and who dies based on how they look.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.86,0:02:39.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing displays family values like bonding\Nover the spoils of another
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.32,0:02:41.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,family’s complete destruction.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.36,0:02:47.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And nothing says America like affording more\Nrights to your taste buds
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.48,0:02:49.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than living, breathing beings.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.82,0:02:51.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,America!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.92,0:02:59.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You’re free to give this video a like and\Nshare it around to spark discussion. Or patriotic rage.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.40,0:03:03.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You’re also at liberty to subscribe\Nto the channel for more vegan content every
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.32,0:03:07.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Monday, Wednesday and some Fridays. And if\Nyou so wish, you’re within your rights to
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.37,0:03:11.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,choose to support Bite Size Vegan’s educational\Nmission by clicking the support links below
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.89,0:03:17.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or in the sidebar. Now go live vegan, in America, and I’ll see you soon.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.70,0:03:22.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna go in and out of accent like a maniac in this thing, apparently.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.82,0:03:26.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like when I visit my family, my Southern comes back
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.06,0:03:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and if I record a video then I start talking the way you guys normally hear me talk.