1 00:00:00,179 --> 00:00:06,099 Today I’m gonna teach you how to celebrate freedom like a real American. So pay attention! 2 00:00:06,700 --> 00:00:09,620 Or don’t. It’s a free country. 3 00:00:10,480 --> 00:00:12,240 That was lesson number one. 4 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:14,680 You’re welcome. 5 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:24,780 Hi it's Emily from Bite Size Vegan and welcome to a vegan nugget so American it’s busting 6 00:00:24,780 --> 00:00:29,350 out of its bite size britches – ‘cause you ain’t free till you’ve exercised your 7 00:00:29,350 --> 00:00:33,870 right to grow the glory of your freedom gut through at least one pair of pants! 8 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:36,000 America! 9 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:39,700 That was another lesson. Try to keep up. 10 00:00:40,120 --> 00:00:46,719 Today is the 4th of July. Or the day I’m posting this video is the 4th. But it doesn’t 11 00:00:46,719 --> 00:00:52,219 matter when you watch because freedom means not having to be accurate, consistent or timely. 12 00:00:53,180 --> 00:00:55,200 That one was a freebie. 13 00:00:56,800 --> 00:01:01,980 July 4th is the day America celebrates our independence from foreign tyranny. The day 14 00:01:01,980 --> 00:01:08,510 our forefathers declared that “all men are created equal” expect of course “the merciless 15 00:01:08,510 --> 00:01:14,150 Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, 16 00:01:14,150 --> 00:01:15,840 sexes and conditions.” 17 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:19,340 ‘Cause it don’t matter who’s been living on the top of the mountain. It’s the man 18 00:01:19,350 --> 00:01:23,250 who climbs that thing and plants the flag that can be named the victor! 19 00:01:24,780 --> 00:01:30,780 I just made that up. That’s a lesson in the freedom to sound smart as hell. 20 00:01:30,780 --> 00:01:31,540 America! 21 00:01:32,380 --> 00:01:37,520 And anyway, we still honor the Indians with our football teams and casinos and our annual 22 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:42,380 day of thanks for the corn and stuff, which also involves more football, 23 00:01:42,380 --> 00:01:43,860 so that’s basically all them. 24 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:45,659 America! 25 00:01:46,380 --> 00:01:50,720 Ya see, freedom means you can change your mind anytime and admit if you were wrong and 26 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:58,000 make up for it. Like that slavery bit. They fixed that too…almost 90 years later… 27 00:01:58,780 --> 00:02:00,000 America 28 00:02:00,900 --> 00:02:06,420 But the most American way to declare your independence and revel in your freedom is 29 00:02:06,430 --> 00:02:12,549 with a big-ole-American-BBQ! Serve on up some burgers and sausage, some ribs and wings, 30 00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:16,469 mountain of chip and dip, and a couple gallons of ice cream to eat 31 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:18,909 while you blow crap up in the sky! 32 00:02:19,419 --> 00:02:20,779 America! 33 00:02:21,380 --> 00:02:24,980 Cause nothing says freedom like the enslavement of billions! 34 00:02:24,980 --> 00:02:28,940 Nothing says independence like obliterating the rights of others. 35 00:02:29,300 --> 00:02:34,859 Nothing declares equality like deciding who lives and who dies based on how they look. 36 00:02:34,860 --> 00:02:39,320 Nothing displays family values like bonding over the spoils of another 37 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:41,500 family’s complete destruction. 38 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:47,480 And nothing says America like affording more rights to your taste buds 39 00:02:47,480 --> 00:02:49,620 than living, breathing beings. 40 00:02:50,820 --> 00:02:51,900 America! 41 00:02:52,920 --> 00:02:59,400 You’re free to give this video a like and share it around to spark discussion. Or patriotic rage. 42 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:03,319 You’re also at liberty to subscribe to the channel for more vegan content every 43 00:03:03,319 --> 00:03:07,370 Monday, Wednesday and some Fridays. And if you so wish, you’re within your rights to 44 00:03:07,370 --> 00:03:11,889 choose to support Bite Size Vegan’s educational mission by clicking the support links below 45 00:03:11,889 --> 00:03:17,529 or in the sidebar. Now go live vegan, in America, and I’ll see you soon. 46 00:03:17,700 --> 00:03:22,620 I'm gonna go in and out of accent like a maniac in this thing, apparently. 47 00:03:22,820 --> 00:03:26,060 It's like when I visit my family, my Southern comes back 48 00:03:26,060 --> 00:03:32,000 and if I record a video then I start talking the way you guys normally hear me talk.