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Today I’m gonna teach you how to celebrate[br]freedom like a real American. So pay attention!

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Or don’t. It’s a free country.

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That was lesson number one.

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You’re welcome.

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Hi it's Emily from Bite Size Vegan and welcome[br]to a vegan nugget so American it’s busting

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out of its bite size britches – ‘cause[br]you ain’t free till you’ve exercised your

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right to grow the glory of your freedom gut[br]through at least one pair of pants!

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America!

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That was another lesson. Try to keep up.

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Today is the 4th of July. Or the day I’m[br]posting this video is the 4th. But it doesn’t

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matter when you watch because freedom means[br]not having to be accurate, consistent or timely.

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That one was a freebie.

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July 4th is the day America celebrates our[br]independence from foreign tyranny. The day

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our forefathers declared that “all men are[br]created equal” expect of course “the merciless

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Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare,[br]is an undistinguished destruction of all ages,

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sexes and conditions.”

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‘Cause it don’t matter who’s been living[br]on the top of the mountain. It’s the man

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who climbs that thing and plants the flag[br]that can be named the victor!

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I just made that up. That’s a lesson in[br]the freedom to sound smart as hell.

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America!

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And anyway, we still honor the Indians with[br]our football teams and casinos and our annual

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day of thanks for the corn and stuff, which[br]also involves more football,

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so that’s basically all them.

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America!

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Ya see, freedom means you can change your[br]mind anytime and admit if you were wrong and

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make up for it. Like that slavery bit. They[br]fixed that too…almost 90 years later…

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America

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But the most American way to declare your[br]independence and revel in your freedom is

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with a big-ole-American-BBQ! Serve on up some[br]burgers and sausage, some ribs and wings,

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mountain of chip and dip, and a couple gallons[br]of ice cream to eat

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while you blow crap up in the sky!

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America!

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Cause nothing says freedom like the enslavement[br]of billions!

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Nothing says independence like obliterating[br]the rights of others.

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Nothing declares equality like deciding who[br]lives and who dies based on how they look.

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Nothing displays family values like bonding[br]over the spoils of another

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family’s complete destruction.

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And nothing says America like affording more[br]rights to your taste buds

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than living, breathing beings.

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America!

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You’re free to give this video a like and[br]share it around to spark discussion. Or patriotic rage.

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choose to support Bite Size Vegan’s educational[br]mission by clicking the support links below

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or in the sidebar. Now go live vegan, in America, and I’ll see you soon.

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I'm gonna go in and out of accent like a maniac in this thing, apparently.

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It's like when I visit my family, my Southern comes back

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and if I record a video then I start talking the way you guys normally hear me talk.