Kid: Moooooom

Watermelondrea: I can't fall asleep sing me a Christmas carol bla bla bla

joy to the hoes

Kid: one you sang that shit to me last year

two Those aren't the fucking lyrics!

Watermelondrea: I'm not playing these games with you today little boy I'm not

Kid: bitch that's what she paid you to do

you think that she paid you to ignore me while she twerking in the club for Santa tonight

I want a Christmas carol and I want it now

Watermelondrea: I saw mommie fucking Santa clause

Kid: drea

Watermelondrea: all I want is to get blowed more than you will ever know don't need no molly is all I want fo Christmas is weed

Kid: drea

Watermelondrea: Rudolph the rachet reindeer had a really shiny nose and if you ever saw it you would even say that shit glows

all of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names they never let poor Rudolph join in any rachet ass games

then one foggy Christmas Eve Santa came to say

Rudolph with yo shit so bright won't you light this blunt tonight

Kid: drea!

Watermelondrea: what what!!

Kid: why are you so ghetto

Watermelondrea: it's a way of life my nigga

Kid: I'm going to give you one last chance to sing a normal motherfucking Christmas carol

or I call the police to have you escorted back to the hood

Kid: now!!!

Watermelondrea: on the twelfth day of Christmas my nigga gave to me

twelve lace fronts

eleven child support checks

ten a-m pictures

nine pimps a pimpin

eight fucked up pookies

seven parking tickets

six boot legged movies

five STDs

four bags of weed

three hot wings

two tinter lings

and a Taco Bell crunch wrap supreme

Kid: yes there's a rachet ass bitch in my home

Watermelondrea: good night