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Kid: Moooooom

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Watermelondrea: I can't fall asleep sing me a Christmas carol bla bla bla

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joy to the hoes

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Kid: one you sang that shit to me last year

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two Those aren't the fucking lyrics!

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Watermelondrea: I'm not playing these games with you today little boy I'm not

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Kid: bitch that's what she paid you to do

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you think that she paid you to ignore me while she twerking in the club for Santa tonight

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I want a Christmas carol and I want it now

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Watermelondrea: I saw mommie fucking Santa clause

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Kid: drea

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Watermelondrea: all I want is to get blowed more than you will ever know don't need no molly is all I want fo Christmas is weed

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Kid: drea

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Watermelondrea: Rudolph the rachet reindeer had a really shiny nose and if you ever saw it you would even say that shit glows

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all of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names they never let poor Rudolph join in any rachet ass games

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then one foggy Christmas Eve Santa came to say

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Rudolph with yo shit so bright won't you light this blunt tonight

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Kid: drea!

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Watermelondrea: what what!!

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Kid: why are you so ghetto

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Watermelondrea: it's a way of life my nigga

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Kid: I'm going to give you one last chance to sing a normal motherfucking Christmas carol

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or I call the police to have you escorted back to the hood

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Kid: now!!!

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Watermelondrea: on the twelfth day of Christmas my nigga gave to me

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twelve lace fronts

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eleven child support checks

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ten a-m pictures

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nine pimps a pimpin

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eight fucked up pookies

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seven parking tickets

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six boot legged movies

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five STDs

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four bags of weed

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three hot wings

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two tinter lings

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and a Taco Bell crunch wrap supreme

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Kid: yes there's a rachet ass bitch in my home

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Watermelondrea: good night