Kid: Moooooom

Watermelondrea: I can't fall asleep sing me a Christmas carol bla bla bla

joy to the hoes

Kid: one you sang that shit to me last year

two Those aren't the fucking lyrics!

Watermelondrea: I'm not playing these games with you today little boy I'm not

Kid: bitch that's what she paid you to do

you think that she paid you to ignore me while she twerking in the club for Santa tonight

I want a Christmas carol and I want it now

Watermelondrea: I saw mommie fucking Santa clause

Kid: drea

Watermelondrea: all I want is to get blowed more than you will ever know don't need no molly is all I want fo Christmas is weed

Kid: drea

Watermelondrea: Rudolph the cachet reindeer had a really shiny nose and if you ever saw it you would even say that shit glows

all of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names