Kid: Moooooom
Watermelondrea: I can't fall asleep sing me a Christmas carol bla bla bla
joy to the hoes
Kid: one you sang that shit to me last year
two Those aren't the fucking lyrics!
Watermelondrea: I'm not playing these games with you today little boy I'm not
Kid: bitch that's what she paid you to do
you think that she paid you to ignore me while she twerking in the club for Santa tonight
I want a Christmas carol and I want it now
Watermelondrea: I saw mommie fucking Santa clause
Kid: drea
Watermelondrea: all I want is to get blowed more than you will ever know don't need no molly is all I want fo Christmas is weed
Kid: drea
Watermelondrea: Rudolph the cachet reindeer had a really shiny nose and if you ever saw it you would even say that shit glows
all of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names