WEBVTT 00:00:00.700 --> 00:00:02.000 Voy a volver a mi personaje. 00:00:06.000 --> 00:00:08.000 Me he desmayado unos 20 segundos. 00:00:10.700 --> 00:00:12.000 Gracias por venir. 00:00:14.200 --> 00:00:16.500 Las canciones de amor solían ser tan bonitas. 00:00:17.400 --> 00:00:19.100 "Vayámonos tú y yo" 00:00:19.200 --> 00:00:21.500 "cuando el ocaso se esparce sobre el cielo," 00:00:21.600 --> 00:00:23.900 "como un paciente anestesiado, tendido en un estrado". 00:00:24.000 --> 00:00:25.300 T. S. Eliot. Precioso. 00:00:25.400 --> 00:00:28.400 Las canciones de amor de hoy son igual de bonitas. 00:00:29.000 --> 00:00:32.200 Usher, Justin Bieber, One Direction. Ya los conocéis. 00:00:33.700 --> 00:00:37.900 Pero estos artistas nuevos han cambiado un poco el formato de las canciones de amor. 00:00:38.500 --> 00:00:42.000 He intentado captar cómo han cambiado el formato de las canciones de amor. 00:00:42.200 --> 00:00:46.000 Con esta canción de amor. Espero que os guste y notéis las diferencias. 00:00:52.000 --> 00:00:53.300 Jason Derulo. 00:01:01.100 --> 00:01:03.500 I love you hair, I love your name, I love the way you say it. 00:01:04.000 --> 00:01:06.300 I love your heart and you're so smart 'cause you gave away it. 00:01:06.500 --> 00:01:09.000 I love your sis, I love your dad, I love your mum, 00:01:09.000 --> 00:01:12.500 but more than all of that I love the fact that you're dumb enough 00:01:12.500 --> 00:01:17.100 to not realize everything I've said has been said before 00:01:17.300 --> 00:01:19.800 in a thousand ways in a thousand songs 00:01:19.800 --> 00:01:22.200 sung with the same four cords 00:01:22.200 --> 00:01:24.800 but you still love it and let me finger you. 00:01:24.800 --> 00:01:26.900 Yeah, finger you, finger you! 00:01:27.100 --> 00:01:30.500 Oh girl, I hope you don't think that I'm rude 00:01:30.500 --> 00:01:33.000 when I tell you that I love you, boo. 00:01:33.200 --> 00:01:36.000 I also hope that you don't see through 00:01:36.000 --> 00:01:38.500 this cleverly constructed ruse 00:01:38.700 --> 00:01:40.700 designed by a marketing team 00:01:40.700 --> 00:01:43.800 cashing in on puberty and low self esteem 00:01:43.800 --> 00:01:47.300 and girls' desperate need to feel loved. 00:01:48.800 --> 00:01:51.100 America says we love a chorus 00:01:51.100 --> 00:01:54.300 but don't get complicated and bore us 00:01:54.300 --> 00:01:56.000 though meaning might be missing 00:01:56.100 --> 00:01:58.800 we need to know the words after just one listen 00:01:58.800 --> 00:02:07.100 so repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff 00:02:08.000 --> 00:02:09.500 ¡Os la sabéis! 00:02:13.100 --> 00:02:16.000 I love my baby and you know I couldn't live without her 00:02:16.000 --> 00:02:18.900 but now I need to make every girl think this song's about her 00:02:18.900 --> 00:02:21.200 just to make sure that they spread it like the plague 00:02:21.200 --> 00:02:24.200 so I describe my dream girl as really really vague, like: 00:02:24.200 --> 00:02:27.100 "I love your hands 'cause your fingerprints are like no other 00:02:27.100 --> 00:02:30.000 I love your eyes and their blueish brownish greenish color 00:02:30.000 --> 00:02:32.000 I love it when you smile, that you smile wide 00:02:32.000 --> 00:02:35.100 and I love how your torso has an arm on either side". 00:02:35.100 --> 00:02:38.000 Now, if you're my agent you might be thinking: 00:02:38.000 --> 00:02:41.400 "Oh no, sound the alarms. 00:02:41.400 --> 00:02:45.000 You're not appealing to little girls that don't have arms". 00:02:45.000 --> 00:02:50.000 But they can't use iTunes, so fuck 'em! Who needs them!! 00:02:50.200 --> 00:02:52.700 Oh girl, I hope --- Oh, hello Satan! 00:02:56.600 --> 00:02:58.800 Satan, you taste so good. 00:02:58.900 --> 00:03:03.700 Repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff 00:03:03.700 --> 00:03:04.700 ¡Todo el mundo! 00:03:04.700 --> 00:03:07.800 (repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff) 00:03:08.000 --> 00:03:10.000 Vamos, más alto, no os oigo. 00:03:10.000 --> 00:03:13.600 (repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff) 00:03:27.600 --> 00:03:28.500 Jóvenes, escuchad. 00:03:29.000 --> 00:03:34.500 I'm in magazines full of model teens 00:03:34.600 --> 00:03:37.500 so far above you. 00:03:40.900 --> 00:03:44.100 So read them and hate yourself 00:03:45.300 --> 00:03:48.400 and pay me to tell you I love you. 00:03:49.700 --> 00:03:50.900 (I love you) 00:03:52.800 --> 00:03:56.200 And your parents will always come along 00:03:57.600 --> 00:04:01.700 because their little girl is in love. 00:04:01.700 --> 00:04:07.000 And how could love be wrong? 00:04:07.400 --> 00:04:11.800 How could love be wrong? 00:04:11.800 --> 00:04:16.399 When you repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff 00:04:16.899 --> 00:04:22.800 (Ahhhh, I'm a vessel, 666, oh oh oh oh, Illuminati, ahhhh) 00:04:23.000 --> 00:04:25.500 We know it's not right 00:04:25.600 --> 00:04:26.900 we know it's not funny 00:04:26.900 --> 00:04:29.800 but we'll stop beating this dead horse 00:04:29.800 --> 00:04:33.400 when it stops spitting out money. 00:04:33.400 --> 00:04:38.000 But until then, we will repeat stuff.