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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.70,0:00:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Voy a volver a mi personaje.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.00,0:00:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Me he desmayado unos 20 segundos.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.70,0:00:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gracias por venir.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.20,0:00:16.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Las canciones de amor solían ser tan bonitas.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.40,0:00:19.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Vayámonos tú y yo"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.20,0:00:21.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"cuando el ocaso se esparce sobre el cielo,"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.60,0:00:23.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"como un paciente anestesiado, tendido en un estrado".
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.00,0:00:25.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,T. S. Eliot. Precioso.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.40,0:00:28.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Las canciones de amor de hoy son igual de bonitas.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.00,0:00:32.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Usher, Justin Bieber, One Direction. Ya los conocéis.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.70,0:00:37.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pero estos artistas nuevos han cambiado un poco el formato de las canciones de amor.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.50,0:00:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He intentado captar cómo han cambiado el formato de las canciones de amor.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.20,0:00:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Con esta canción de amor. Espero que os guste y notéis las diferencias.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.00,0:00:53.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jason Derulo.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.10,0:01:03.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love you hair, I love your name, I love the way you say it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.00,0:01:06.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love your heart and you're so smart 'cause you gave away it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.50,0:01:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love your sis, I love your dad, I love your mum,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.00,0:01:12.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but more than all of that I love the fact that you're dumb enough
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.50,0:01:17.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to not realize everything I've said has been said before
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.30,0:01:19.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in a thousand ways in a thousand songs
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.80,0:01:22.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sung with the same four cords
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.20,0:01:24.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you still love it and let me finger you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.80,0:01:26.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, finger you, finger you!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.10,0:01:30.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh girl, I hope you don't think that I'm rude
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.50,0:01:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when I tell you that I love you, boo.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.20,0:01:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I also hope that you don't see through
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.00,0:01:38.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this cleverly constructed ruse
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.70,0:01:40.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,designed by a marketing team
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.70,0:01:43.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cashing in on puberty and low self esteem
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.80,0:01:47.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and girls' desperate need to feel loved.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.80,0:01:51.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,America says we love a chorus
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.10,0:01:54.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but don't get complicated and bore us
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.30,0:01:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,though meaning might be missing
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.10,0:01:58.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we need to know the words after just one listen
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.80,0:02:07.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.00,0:02:09.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,¡Os la sabéis!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.10,0:02:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love my baby and you know I couldn't live without her
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.00,0:02:18.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but now I need to make every girl think this song's about her
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.90,0:02:21.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just to make sure that they spread it like the plague
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.20,0:02:24.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I describe my dream girl as really really vague, like:
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.20,0:02:27.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I love your hands 'cause your fingerprints are like no other
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.10,0:02:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love your eyes and their blueish brownish greenish color
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.00,0:02:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love it when you smile, that you smile wide
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.00,0:02:35.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I love how your torso has an arm on either side".
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.10,0:02:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, if you're my agent you might be thinking:
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.00,0:02:41.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Oh no, sound the alarms.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.40,0:02:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're not appealing to little girls that don't have arms".
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.00,0:02:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But they can't use iTunes, so fuck 'em! Who needs them!!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.20,0:02:52.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh girl, I hope --- Oh, hello Satan!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.60,0:02:58.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Satan, you taste so good.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.90,0:03:03.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.70,0:03:04.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,¡Todo el mundo!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.70,0:03:07.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.00,0:03:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vamos, más alto, no os oigo.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.00,0:03:13.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.60,0:03:28.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jóvenes, escuchad.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.00,0:03:34.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm in magazines full of model teens
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.60,0:03:37.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so far above you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.90,0:03:44.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So read them and hate yourself
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.30,0:03:48.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and pay me to tell you I love you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.70,0:03:50.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(I love you)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.80,0:03:56.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And your parents will always come along
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.60,0:04:01.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because their little girl is in love.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.70,0:04:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And how could love be wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.40,0:04:11.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How could love be wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.80,0:04:16.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When you repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.90,0:04:22.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ahhhh, I'm a vessel, 666, oh oh oh oh, Illuminati, ahhhh)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.00,0:04:25.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We know it's not right
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.60,0:04:26.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we know it's not funny
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.90,0:04:29.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but we'll stop beating this dead horse
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.80,0:04:33.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when it stops spitting out money.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.40,0:04:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But until then, we will repeat stuff.